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05-23-2004, 06:42 PM
>Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
>Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
>falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from
>the ground that aren't as good, but easy...
>
>So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
>reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come
>along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the
>tree.
>
>Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have
>already been picked!
>
>And...Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to
>women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something
>acceptable to have dinner with.

ocho-ocho
05-24-2004, 05:08 AM
women are created to be loved by man... period!

sarah_webinc
05-24-2004, 10:24 AM
lol...who needs a bit of stomping?

JoesHO
05-24-2004, 11:04 AM
I prefer, that no woman ever stomps on my grapes please...

they can squeeze the bannana though anytime they wish.... :biglaugh:



Last edited by JoesHO1 at May 24 2004, 07:12 AM

PBucksLauren
05-24-2004, 11:20 AM
Awww... So true! :bdance:

Playful Melissa
05-24-2004, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@May 24 2004, 11:12 AM
I prefer, that no woman ever stomps on my grapes please...

they can squeeze the bannana though anytime they wish.... :biglaugh:
Ahhh Joe---

Men line up to have thier grapes stepped on by me.....



I loved this Serge especially the last few lines - brings wine into a whole new prespective.....

Vick
05-24-2004, 12:20 PM
stalemate, jailbait ladies can't refuse
you love 'em then you leave 'em with your sold out reviews

sweet-talkin' bar room ladies disease
slippin' with her lips slidin' down your knees


Ladies hold the aces
while the lovers call it passion
Men call it pleasure
but to me it's old fashioned

JoesHO
05-24-2004, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Azure Sales+May 24 2004, 07:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azure Sales @ May 24 2004, 07:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JoesHO1@May 24 2004, 11:12 AM
I prefer, that no woman ever stomps on my grapes please...

they can squeeze the bannana though anytime they wish.... :biglaugh:
Ahhh Joe---

Men line up to have thier grapes stepped on by me.....



I loved this Serge especially the last few lines - brings wine into a whole new prespective.....[/b][/quote]
OUCH!!!!!