serge i used that joke on my gf tonight

[pushpills]

the one about the harvard professor telling that chick that she didnt taste the sucrose because the sweet taste buds are at the front of the tounge, not the back of your throat.



we were discussing jizz.



thanks for the joke, she wasnt LOL like me though.


carry on.

[Hell Puppy]

I've been told that grapefruit juice alters the taste of jizz....

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@May 17 2004, 10:30 PM
I've been told that grapefruit juice alters the taste of jizz....
we're wondering if you meant grapefruit juce for her before hand (which is what i figured) but she thought you meant me ingesting the grapefruit juice.


your saying she should drink that before giving me head right?

wouldnt it just wear off as it goes along? or after she takes it, then a swig of grapefruit juice?


you havent been specific enough to help our evening, no worries though, she had an orgasm during sex and i had one from fellation (getting to persona?)

B) please clarify.

[chodadog]

You dopey prick. Your diet can effect the taste of your ejaculate. Things like red meats and milk can apparently make it bitter. Things like grapefruit juice can make it sweeter. Drinking grapefruit juice while she gives you head.. that's a classic.

[Joe Sixpack]

Originally posted by pushpills+May 17 2004, 08:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ May 17 2004, 08:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Hell Puppy@May 17 2004, 10:30 PM
I've been told that grapefruit juice alters the taste of jizz....
we're wondering if you meant grapefruit juce for her before hand (which is what i figured) but she thought you meant me ingesting the grapefruit juice.


your saying she should drink that before giving me head right?

wouldnt it just wear off as it goes along? or after she takes it, then a swig of grapefruit juice?


you havent been specific enough to help our evening, no worries though, she had an orgasm during sex and i had one from fellation (getting to persona?)

B) please clarify.[/b][/quote]
You're as thick as a brick Grogan.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Joe Sixpack+May 18 2004, 02:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Joe Sixpack @ May 18 2004, 02:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -pushpills@May 17 2004, 08:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Hell Puppy@May 17 2004, 10:30 PM
I've been told that grapefruit juice alters the taste of jizz....
we're wondering if you meant grapefruit juce for her before hand (which is what i figured) but she thought you meant me ingesting the grapefruit juice.


your saying she should drink that before giving me head right?

wouldnt it just wear off as it goes along? or after she takes it, then a swig of grapefruit juice?


you havent been specific enough to help our evening, no worries though, she had an orgasm during sex and i had one from fellation (getting to persona?)

B) please clarify.
You're as thick as a brick Grogan.[/b][/quote]
because....

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son "

;_)))

[pushpills]

well i was figuring you meant tell her to drink grapefruit juice afterwords, which would indeed overpower the taste.

anyway it doesn't matter she doesnt have too big of a problem with mine....we were on the topic and i happened to remember the joke.


thick as a brick pullleeeze, ive been drinking and had just blown my load.

obviously after i blow i'm back on the computer for a little bit

she's gone now, hydroplaned the camaro a couple times tonight.



Last edited by pushpills at May 18 2004, 03:33 AM

[Mike AI]

:lol:

[Monk]

so, she's your girlfriend now? what's it been 3-4 dates?

or are you getting your stories confused?

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Monk@May 18 2004, 10:37 AM
so, she's your girlfriend now? what's it been 3-4 dates?

or are you getting your stories confused?
I was thinking the same thing. :unsure:

[Monk]

I think he got drunk and forgot what his story was.

Here is grogan's real girlfriend....

drumroll please....
























http://www.nocomments.com/owned.jpg

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Peaches+May 18 2004, 08:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ May 18 2004, 08:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Monk@May 18 2004, 10:37 AM
so, she's your girlfriend now? what's it been 3-4 dates?

or are you getting your stories confused?
I was thinking the same thing. :unsure:[/b][/quote]
been a month or so, see her like 3-4 times a week.


you guys should take better notes.

[pushpills]

confucy and i dated for a little bit, but she wouldnt let me cum on her glasses.