Yes, Virginia, America is doomed.

[Buff]

Yes, Virginia, America is doomed.

Jesus. They're strapping belts of Semtex around their waists, and we're spending 40 bucks on a device to uncap jars (http://www.lidsoff.com/index.jsp). I'm honestly disgusted.

[TheEnforcer]

hahahahaha!!

Gotta admit, I certainly wouldn't mind having invented that myself though. Put it on an infomercial nad make big bucks. :P

[Peaches]

I need one of those now that my "jar opener" is at boot camp.

[Mike AI]

Buff as the American population ages and lives longer devices like this will continue to be developed.