P M S

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1.Pass My Shotgun
2.Psychotic Mood Shift
3.Perpetual Munching Spree
4.Puffy Mid-Section
5.People Make me Sick
6.ProvideMe withSweets
7.Pardon My Sobbing
8.Pimples May Surface
9.Pass My Sweatpants
10.Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.Plainly; Men Suck
12.Pack My Stuff


...and my favorite one...


13.Potential Murder Suspect

[Lisa]

You forgot...

Putting up with Mens Shit

:nyanya:

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Originally posted by Lisa@Apr 27 2004, 07:08 AM
You forgot...

Putting up with Mens Shit

:nyanya:
I didn't forget, I just can't relate to things I know nothing about
;-)))

[$tanDaMan]

there definitely will NOT be any putting up with any shit :) on that list!

[Mike AI]

PMS - that is catchy!!!

Hmmmmmm.....

:zoinks:

Stay tuned!!

[Lisa]

Ah Serge you misunderstood. :awinky:

Putting up with Mens Shit is the CAUSE of all those on your list. :nyanya:

[pushpills]

what women rarely realize is that we men suffer more from their pms than they do.


sure they are bloated and uncomfortable, but we have to hear about it, comfort them, and still not get laid. it's an unfair 5 days.

but then i realize that women are used 98% of the time for sex, and I appreciate being a man once again.

[Vick]

pushpills - do you suffer from athletes tongue?

You know, when you open your mouth and stick your foot in :blink:

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 27 2004, 08:40 PM
pushpills - do you suffer from athletes tongue?

You know, when you open your mouth and stick your foot in :blink:
were you offended by my statement?


it's a bit harsh but true. i have pleanty of respect for women, and still i said what i said.

[Hell Puppy]

Be very afraid of anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....

[Vick]

Originally posted by pushpills@Apr 27 2004, 10:04 PM
were you offended by my statement?

I'm not offended a bit
But if I were to try to use a woman I'd rather use her to clean my house
Women tend to use me for sex ah ha ha ha ha ha


you know I just got out of a relationship, seems my ex didn't feel like she could trust me ...
... at least that what it said in her dairy


In relationships you tend to learn a lot of things, I never knew anything about PMS, one day I asked my ex if PMS was painful .....
... she said only for you



Thank you, thank you very much
I'll be here at the Oprano lounge all week, please remember to tip your wait staff, they're working hard for ya

[cj]

grogan ... just shutup.

just for once, let your brain catch up to your mouth.



PMS rocks, its the only time I get any private time :biglaugh:

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by cj@Apr 27 2004, 11:49 PM
grogan ... just shutup.

just for once, let your brain catch up to your mouth.
Hmmm ... a subject for a new poll, maybe? What will happen first.

PornoDoggy joins Republican Party.

Mike AI has a photo of Hillary Clinton tattooed on his chest.

Groan thinks before he types.



Last edited by PornoDoggy at Apr 28 2004, 02:30 AM

[cj]

is hillary clothed or naked? :unsure:

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by cj@Apr 28 2004, 01:23 AM
is hillary clothed or naked? :unsure:
That is a very scary thought.

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy+Apr 28 2004, 12:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ Apr 28 2004, 12:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Apr 27 2004, 11:49 PM
grogan ... just shutup.

just for once, let your brain catch up to your mouth.
Hmmm ... a subject for a new poll, maybe? What will happen first.

PornoDoggy joins Republican Party.

Mike AI has a photo of Hillary Clinton tattooed on his chest.

Groan thinks before he types.[/b][/quote]
I think MikeAI putting YOUNG Hillary Clinton on his chest has the best chance
;_)))

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Apr 28 2004, 03:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Apr 28 2004, 03:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -PornoDoggy@Apr 28 2004, 12:28 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--cj@Apr 27 2004, 11:49 PM
grogan ... just shutup.

just for once, let your brain catch up to your mouth.
Hmmm ... a subject for a new poll, maybe? What will happen first.

PornoDoggy joins Republican Party.

Mike AI has a photo of Hillary Clinton tattooed on his chest.

Groan thinks before he types.
I think MikeAI putting YOUNG Hillary Clinton on his chest has the best chance
;_)))[/b][/quote]
Yeah, but she'd still have her clothes on.










I mean, come on.





















Would you put a picture of someone with a bigger dick than you on your chest?

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Apr 28 2004, 03:57 AM

Would you put a picture of someone with a bigger dick than you on your chest?
PD, I saw lots of Russians with Stalin's tattoo on their chests....
I hope it answers your question
;-)

[MorganGrayson]

and still not get laid. it's an unfair 5 days.


...tsk...tsk...
'tis a poor soldier who can't fight a bloody battle....


Women tend to use me for sex ah ha ha ha ha ha
That's what I'd use you for, Vick. Well, that and intelligent conversation, but I dont' want that last spread around. People will think I'm a pervert.

:bjump:

[Vick]

Originally posted by MorganGrayson@Apr 28 2004, 04:05 AM
Women tend to use me for sex ah ha ha ha ha ha
That's what I'd use you for, Vick. Well, that and intelligent conversation, but I dont' want that last spread around. People will think I'm a pervert.

:bjump:
Thank you :D


Now I just hope I can last more than 5 minutes doing one or the other :(

[MorganGrayson]

Now I just hope I can last more than 5 minutes doing one or the other

MORE than five minutes?!?!?!? There are men who can DO that?!?!?!?!?

*thunk*

:yowsa:

[cj]

Originally posted by MorganGrayson@Apr 28 2004, 08:04 AM
Now I just hope I can last more than 5 minutes doing one or the other

MORE than five minutes?!?!?!? There are men who can DO that?!?!?!?!?

*thunk*

:yowsa:
:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

no there aren't!! but there are men who exaggerate & say they can!!!

[MorganGrayson]

no there aren't!! but there are men who exaggerate & say they can!!!

...as my dreams die a slow and agonizing death.... :cryin:


We're kidding, guys, we're kidding.

(Hush, cj! :biglaugh: )