What percent are you?

[jimmyf]

What percent are you?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes
like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
more than100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:

If the letters of the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S
T U V W X Y Z

were represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26, then:

H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K would be:
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

but,

A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

however - -

B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.

So, one can then conclude with mathematical
certainty that:

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will
get you there, it's.......
Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!

[Mike AI]

Did you come up with this all by yourself?

:unsure:

[jimmyf]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 12 2004, 07:09 AM
Did you come up with this all by yourself?

:unsure:
no got it in an email

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by jimmyf+Apr 12 2004, 10:12 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jimmyf @ Apr 12 2004, 10:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Apr 12 2004, 07:09 AM
Did you come up with this all by yourself?

:unsure:
no got it in an email[/b][/quote]
SPAMMERS!

Must have been from Nick!!

[Almighty Colin]

And all the vowels (and y) would be odd numbers. This bothered me as a child. I wonder if it's intentional.

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by Colin@Apr 12 2004, 12:20 PM
And all the vowels (and y) would be odd numbers. This bothered me as a child. I wonder if it's intentional.
It's all part of the conspiracy ... :ph34r:

[Vick]

Hmmmm never noticed all the vowels were odd numbers


and I gived 143%!!!!

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