Who will win in an eating contest?

[clemsontiger]

We are going to an all-you-can eat restaurant before I leave for the service. Apparently my mother said I can outeat them, what does everyone else think?

[sarettah]

Originally posted by clemsontiger@Apr 3 2004, 08:22 PM
We are going to an all-you-can eat restaurant before I leave for the service. Apparently my mother said I can outeat them, what does everyone else think?
When do you go into bootcamp ?

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by sarettah@Apr 3 2004, 09:23 PM
When do you go into bootcamp ?
April 13th. Seems so far away...:(

[Nickatilynx]

Clemsontiger,

err are we forgetting that those two are part of the prestigious group of fat fucks? ;)

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 3 2004, 09:43 PM
Clemsontiger,

err are we forgetting that those two are part of the prestigious group of fat fucks? ;)
If I gained the weight from the food I ate, I would be the leader of the FFN's. :yowsa:

[Peaches]

You guys don't realize the bottomless pit I have given birth to. Ask Wig about sushi the other night. :unsure:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by sarettah+Apr 3 2004, 09:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Apr 3 2004, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--clemsontiger@Apr 3 2004, 08:22 PM
We are going to an all-you-can eat restaurant before I leave for the service. Apparently my mother said I can outeat them, what does everyone else think?
When do you go into bootcamp ?[/b][/quote]
I take him to the hotel at the airport the night of the 12th. I'm going to be a mess on the ride home. :cryin: :cryin: :cryin: :cryin:

[TheEnforcer]

Don't worry Peaches it's only the Air Force! That's like a stay at a country club compared to USMC boot camp. Its' only six weeks total compared with the 13 weeks of USMC boot camp and then 3 weeks of Marine Combat training.

[Meni]

remember folks
the hot dog champ is a skinny chink
fat doesn't mean success in eating contest

[gonzo]

Keep in mind that both of us eat at a brazillian steakhouse once a month. That chip usually goes red about the time we fork a nanner. Course if there's a little wager.... Then it could get interesting. Keep in mind as well I'm on a roll and I've already won an albertsons shirt to wear in florida.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo@Apr 3 2004, 11:12 PM
I've already won an albertsons shirt to wear in florida.
:lol:

[Hell Puppy]

I've long since learned my lesson about trying contests involving food.

However, we're talking purely red meat here....that takes special conditioning of the gastrointestinal tract. Peaches Jr. is going to have to be bloated up like a lion who has gorged himself just to eat what GonZo and I eat in one typical sitting at a churrascaria.

And Peaches is the loser in this regardless because she's gotta ride with him all the way back to Ellijay with that gut full of red meat. Hopefully it'll be warm enough to roll down the windows.

Last time both GonZo and I had a throw down on red meat, the after effects nearly killed Richard N. Bush....

[Richard N. Bush]

Oh God, the horror!!

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Apr 3 2004, 10:36 PM
Don't worry Peaches it's only the Air Force! That's like a stay at a country club compared to USMC boot camp. Its' only six weeks total compared with the 13 weeks of USMC boot camp and then 3 weeks of Marine Combat training.
I want to go to USMC boot camp just to see if I can get through it, but not have to actually be in the Marines if I made it. :unsure:


Just more for bragging rights.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by clemsontiger+Apr 4 2004, 12:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clemsontiger @ Apr 4 2004, 12:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TheEnforcer@Apr 3 2004, 10:36 PM
Don't worry Peaches it's only the Air Force! That's like a stay at a country club compared to USMC boot camp. Its' only six weeks total compared with the 13 weeks of USMC boot camp and then 3 weeks of Marine Combat training.
I want to go to USMC boot camp just to see if I can get through it, but not have to actually be in the Marines if I made it. :unsure:


Just more for bragging rights.[/b][/quote]
Let's worry about you getting through USAF BMT first..... B)

[Vick]

Hey, thry to leave CT in fair shape

I think he's got yard work to do before he ships out :yowsa:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by clemsontiger+Apr 3 2004, 11:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clemsontiger @ Apr 3 2004, 11:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TheEnforcer@Apr 3 2004, 10:36 PM
Don't worry Peaches it's only the Air Force! That's like a stay at a country club compared to USMC boot camp. Its' only six weeks total compared with the 13 weeks of USMC boot camp and then 3 weeks of Marine Combat training.
I want to go to USMC boot camp just to see if I can get through it, but not have to actually be in the Marines if I made it. :unsure:


Just more for bragging rights.[/b][/quote]
Just watch the first hour or so of the movie Full Metal Jacket and you'll get a pretty good idea of what USMC boot camp is like. Just make sure your mom doesn't watch it even though Air Force boot camp doesn't come close to that.



Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you.

Ahhhh.. the memories!! :salute:

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Apr 4 2004, 10:37 AM
Just watch the first hour or so of the movie Full Metal Jacket and you'll get a pretty good idea of what USMC boot camp is like. Just make sure your mom doesn't watch it even though Air Force boot camp doesn't come close to that.
"Only steers and queers from Texas"

Great movie IMO.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by clemsontiger+Apr 4 2004, 01:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clemsontiger @ Apr 4 2004, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TheEnforcer@Apr 4 2004, 10:37 AM
Just watch the first hour or so of the movie Full Metal Jacket and you'll get a pretty good idea of what USMC boot camp is like. Just make sure your mom doesn't watch it even though Air Force boot camp doesn't come close to that.
"Only steers and queers from Texas"

Great movie IMO.[/b][/quote]
I thought that quote came from an Officer and a Gentleman.... :unsure:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Peaches+Apr 4 2004, 12:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Apr 4 2004, 12:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -clemsontiger@Apr 4 2004, 01:02 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--TheEnforcer@Apr 4 2004, 10:37 AM
Just watch the first hour or so of the movie Full Metal Jacket and you'll get a pretty good idea of what USMC boot camp is like. Just make sure your mom doesn't watch it even though Air Force boot camp doesn't come close to that.
"Only steers and queers from Texas"

Great movie IMO.
I thought that quote came from an Officer and a Gentleman.... :unsure:[/b][/quote]
That saying has been around for ages!!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

[TeenGodFather]

amateurs.. that's all I say. Amateurs.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather@Apr 5 2004, 01:32 AM
amateurs.. that's all I say. Amateurs.
Haven't seen TGF eat, but we recognize our own, and he's one of us....

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Apr 5 2004, 01:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Apr 5 2004, 01:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TeenGodFather@Apr 5 2004, 01:32 AM
amateurs.. that's all I say. Amateurs.
Haven't seen TGF eat, but we recognize our own, and he's one of us....[/b][/quote]
Kevin was taking Darci and Mom out to the Rio Buffet tonight. I told him that he should get them all in for the price of one.

[wig]

His nickname around here is tape worm. nuff said.

B)