What is beauty?

[Mike AI]

I was going through and cleaning up the HiRise server and ran across this photo....

It is still one of my favorites!

http://hirise.biz/michael/shelby/nikki3.jpg

[Edd]

Michael please stop posting pictures of your non-existant cars in an effort to compensate for your lacking manhood. You know how JSknowseverythingabouteverythingdude gets when you do that.... <_<



ok, it is a hot pic! :awinky:

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Edd@Apr 3 2004, 11:26 AM
Michael please stop posting pictures of your non-existant cars in an effort to compensate for your lacking manhood. You know how JSknowseverythingabouteverythingdude gets when you do that.... <_<
And here I thought I was refering to my well manicured lawn!!

[sextoyking]

Nice looking gal and car!! :)

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by sextoyking@Apr 3 2004, 11:28 AM
Nice looking gal and car!! :)
What about the lawn??

[sextoyking]

Lawn looks very well taken care of :)

[TheEnforcer]

She is beautiful BUT give me a woman with natural beauty and i'll toss a girl like that to the side any day of the week.

[mojobill]

Originally posted by Mike AI+Apr 3 2004, 11:34 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Apr 3 2004, 11:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--sextoyking@Apr 3 2004, 11:28 AM
Nice looking gal and car!! :)
What about the lawn??[/b][/quote]
Ortho Feed?

;-)

[VooMan]

Mike, the first time you posted those pics I commented on the lawn. You can always depend on me... But it bears repeating.

I LOVE THAT LAWN! :D

Now where is the bootay shot? I remember there was one... you know... with the lawn in the background. :inlove: :inlove:

[TeenGodFather]

Didn't the tires leave nasty tracks on the beautiful lawn? How did you cope with that?

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 3 2004, 11:23 AM
I was going through and cleaning up the HiRise server and ran across this photo....

It is still one of my favorites!

http://hirise.biz/michael/shelby/nikki3.jpg


Hell yeah! I knew yall had something BIG planned for my birthday. Seriously you can keep the lawn though. I know you dig driving that super cool tractor.

[theduderocks]

I wanna see the Escalade. Now that is man's vehicle. Did you get the air conditioning and power steering with that?

[Peaches]

The best part of that picture is how she's managing to keep her shoes off the car. I have a feeling she was threatened within an inch of her life if she scuffed up the wax/paint. :P

Vooman - did you ever get "that link" I sent you to work? He was asking what you thought. I volunteered you if you ever want to dig in the dirt :nyanya:

[Hell Puppy]

It's almost time for an upgrade....on the car, not the lawn or the girl...

http://www.caranddriver.com/article.asp?se...9&page_number=1 (http://www.caranddriver.com/article.asp?section_id=32&article_id=7769&page_number=1)


605 horse, 0-60 in 3.2...

Definitely fast enough to do something stupid in...

[masterp74]

Originally posted by Mike AI+Apr 3 2004, 08:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Apr 3 2004, 08:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Edd@Apr 3 2004, 11:26 AM
Michael please stop posting pictures of your non-existant cars in an effort to compensate for your lacking manhood. You know how JSknowseverythingabouteverythingdude gets when you do that.... <_<
And here I thought I was refering to my well manicured lawn!![/b][/quote]
lol, I was going to ask who does your lawn

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by masterp74+Apr 3 2004, 04:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (masterp74 @ Apr 3 2004, 04:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Mike AI@Apr 3 2004, 08:27 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Edd@Apr 3 2004, 11:26 AM
Michael please stop posting pictures of your non-existant cars in an effort to compensate for your lacking manhood. You know how JSknowseverythingabouteverythingdude gets when you do that.... <_<
And here I thought I was refering to my well manicured lawn!!
lol, I was going to ask who does your lawn[/b][/quote]


My man Will handles upkeep of the land.

TE - this girl is the girl nextdoor, she is just fixed up to be a little more glam.

[pushpills]

Well cut lawn but where's the green lushness?

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Mike AI+Apr 3 2004, 06:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Apr 3 2004, 06:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -masterp74@Apr 3 2004, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by -Mike AI@Apr 3 2004, 08:27 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Edd@Apr 3 2004, 11:26 AM
Michael please stop posting pictures of your non-existant cars in an effort to compensate for your lacking manhood. You know how JSknowseverythingabouteverythingdude gets when you do that.... <_<
And here I thought I was refering to my well manicured lawn!!
lol, I was going to ask who does your lawn


My man Will handles upkeep of the land.

TE - this girl is the girl nextdoor, she is just fixed up to be a little more glam.[/b][/quote]
Ahhh ok. Don't tell her I said I'd toss her aside quick. Wanna have a chance if I ever visit your place!! :P

[Weg Cory]

Hot Mike.

Very hot.

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by WEGCashCory@Apr 6 2004, 12:27 PM
Hot Mike.

Very hot.
Cory I can line up a personal tour of the lawn when you make it to New Orleans.

When you make it to Tampa, I can introduce you to the blonde....

:D

[AM Jeff]

Lawn looks good, but needs some turf builder.
Wait...in Fl. Ya'll have that shitty, grass..like crab grass...right?

Concrete the lawn and paint it green.
It'll look green all year long and never needs cutting.
:blink:

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by AM Jeff@Apr 6 2004, 01:58 PM
Lawn looks good, but needs some turf builder.
Wait...in Fl. Ya'll have that shitty, grass..like crab grass...right?

Concrete the lawn and paint it green.
It'll look green all year long and never needs cutting.
:blink:


In Fl I belive it is St. Aug - at least in my yard. We just have the lawn guy come out and spray and such so the grass should be turning a nice green soon.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by AM Jeff@Apr 6 2004, 02:58 PM
Lawn looks good, but needs some turf builder.
Wait...in Fl. Ya'll have that shitty, grass..like crab grass...right?
It's Louisiana :awinky:

[VooMan]

Yes Mike... in Florida you will see primarily St. Augustine. Can take the extreme heat, an does well in both sun and shade. High salt tolerance too if you're near the coast...

Just thought I'd clear that up for ya'll. I know how worried everyone was. haha

[AM Jeff]

Louisiana has nice lawns.
I'm not sure what kinda grass grows in Florida..since its mostly sand based.

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by VooMan@Apr 6 2004, 02:09 PM
Yes Mike... in Florida you will see primarily St. Augustine. Can take the extreme heat, an does well in both sun and shade. High salt tolerance too if you're near the coast...

Just thought I'd clear that up for ya'll. I know how worried everyone was. haha
I hate St. Aug though.... its rough to the feel... but I could not change if I wanted since the neighbors all have it, it would eventually take over my lawn again.

Voo when you have some free time... :D

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 6 2004, 05:09 PM
Voo when you have some free time... :D
Back off, buster - I get him next. :)

(though I will have to find some scantily attired women to place in the yard to convince him to come here instead of there...I hope he doesn't mind Mountain Women......)

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Peaches+Apr 6 2004, 04:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Apr 6 2004, 04:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Apr 6 2004, 05:09 PM
Voo when you have some free time... :D
Back off, buster - I get him next. :)

(though I will have to find some scantily attired women to place in the yard to convince him to come here instead of there...I hope he doesn't mind Mountain Women......)[/b][/quote]
I can wait in line!

[VooMan]

I am going to have Brazilian bikini yardwork day at my house. (My 84 year old neighbor would get a kick out of this).

It's sort of like Festivus, but not really... about 20 brazilian girls will work on my yard in bikini's, while I sit in a beach chair and watch while sipping Pina Coladas. Then of course they all give me a massage (etc...) since I have worked so hard. :)

Now there's a good idea for my lottery winnings...

PS - St. Augustine is a great grass because of it's full sun / full shade tolerance, but I agree with you Mike. It is awful to walk on. If your neighbors have it, there's no chance of you having anything else. :(

However, if you can deliver the Brazilian girls I will gladly give it a try. heh

And no offense Peaches, but I have seen mountain women during my five year *sentence* in Pennsylvania. I'll help with your yard as long as you keep them AWAY. B)

[gregtx]

Originally posted by Mike AI+Apr 6 2004, 10:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Apr 6 2004, 10:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--WEGCashCory@Apr 6 2004, 12:27 PM
Hot Mike.

Very hot.
Cory I can line up a personal tour of the lawn when you make it to New Orleans.

When you make it to Tampa, I can introduce you to the blonde....

:D[/b][/quote]
you should have brought her to the happy hour!!! :wnw:

[LeeNoga]

Originally posted by VooMan@Apr 6 2004, 11:09 AM
Yes Mike... in Florida you will see primarily St. Augustine. Can take the extreme heat, an does well in both sun and shade. High salt tolerance too if you're near the coast...[/SIZE]
and........

Needs a lot of water.

A lot of chemicals cuz' bugs love it.

A lot of fertilizer.

Sun burns spots easily on it.

Have to mow it more often because you cannot cut it real low.

Runs its course in about 10 years and ya need to re-sod.

But.

It is so pretty when its healthy.

[Forest]

me in a Black Bra

Now THATS beauty

:lol: :lol: