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[Rolo]

Just got this forwarded from our members support:

>> Hey there .
>My name is Victor and i am speaking from Africa at a country so called
>Tanzania. It is located at East of Africa.
>I have seen on your website A LOT OF WOMEN. nOW I AM so thrirsty with
>American girls and i do expect to come to America by january next year
>Now will you please give me further e-mail contact to bitches so i can
>have one to sex cyber or any friendship for the time being while i am in
>Africa?
>Plz i am listerning from you guys and if you will give me i will prefer
>the big or older women but if is not possible you just give me anyone so
>she will be my girl online (my internet girl.)
> Plz dont let me down
> Victor

Have no idea what they have answered the guy, but any american girl who want a friend from Tanzania :yowsa:

[Opti]

Now will you please give me further e-mail contact to bitches

ROFL.. I think he has been learning English from porn site tours :biglaugh:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Rolo@Mar 21 2004, 08:34 PM
and if you will give me i will prefer >the big or older women
Please give Victor my number! I bet he's the Nigerian Prince I get an email from several times a day. :inlove:

[cj]

Originally posted by Peaches+Mar 21 2004, 08:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Mar 21 2004, 08:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Rolo@Mar 21 2004, 08:34 PM
and if you will give me i will prefer >the big or older women
Please give Victor my number! I bet he's the Nigerian Prince I get an email from several times a day. :inlove:[/b][/quote]
no way! he's the one who has been emailing me about 10 million dollars in ink covered bills that i just need to clean with a special chemical!

:yowsa:

[Rolo]

I checked out the anti Nigerian scam site http://www.419eater.com/ and alot of possible Victors there:

Is this Victor?

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mike.jb/images/trophy_room/pastor_sam2.jpg

Or maybe this is?

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/dave_obaseki3.jpg

See more Nigerian scammers getting scammed http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

:wnw:

[LadyMischief]

Man he sounds like a good time! Hook me up! hhahah.. that's priceless.

[MikeS]

got this one recently.... :lol:

THIS SITE IS COMPLETELELY INAPROPRIATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHOULD REPORT YOU!!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO WIPE OUT ALL HUMANS?!!!? IF SO, YOU'RE DOING GREAT! YOU PEOPLE WHO CALL YOURSELVES WEBSITE RUNNERS SENT THIS SITE TO MY LAPTOP!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM DISCUSTED!!!!!!!!!1SHUT THIS SITE DOWN NOW! IF YOU DON'T, I AM REPORTING YOU THE HUMANE APPROVAL FOR WEBSITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOOOOOO SHALLOW!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE SHUT IT DOWN NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
SENCERELY,
AN EXTREMELY DISCUSTED PERSON!!!!!!

[Peaches]

Originally posted by MikeS@Mar 22 2004, 06:07 PM
SHUT THIS SITE DOWN NOW! IF YOU DON'T, I AM REPORTING YOU THE HUMANE APPROVAL FOR WEBSITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe ARS got a copy of this email? :P

(Sorry - there was just no way I could resist that...... :rolleyes: )