SO I went to a strip club last night.

[YourSexySecrets]

My friends and I have a highly complex rating system, that has been found to be very useful in the noisy club. . .

If you put your index finger up, to symbolize the number "one", then she's a babe.

If you put up yout index finger, and middle finger, to symbolize "two", then she's not hot.

If you put up your index, middle, and ring finger to symbolize the number "three" then you can't decide.

I hope this will you help in your future strip club endeavors. . .:rokk:

[Meni]

which club was this?

[YourSexySecrets]

Scarlett's in Hallandale. :D

[gonzo]

Originally posted by YourSexySecrets@Mar 20 2004, 10:36 PM
Scarlett's in Hallandale. :D
3.

[YourSexySecrets]

There were some Craaaaaazy girls there!

[OldJeff]

I don't think I will ever understand the fascination porn webmasters have with stip clubs.

[Buff]

Originally posted by OldJeff@Mar 21 2004, 07:17 AM
I don't think I will ever understand the fascination porn webmasters have with stip clubs.
recruiting

[YourSexySecrets]

hehe

edit: girls are so soft. on video, you can't touch them, or squeeze them. . . but in strip clubs . . . I got away with so much shit that a man would never get away with!
Like my ass fetish; if any man dared to slap as many asses as I did that night, he would have been kicked out!
When girls are talent, you can't touch them, or even look at them funny. it's strictly professional!



Last edited by YourSexySecrets at Mar 21 2004, 06:35 AM

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by OldJeff@Mar 21 2004, 08:17 AM
I don't think I will ever understand the fascination porn webmasters have with stip clubs.
If it makes you feel better, I was fascinated with strip clubs before I got in the biz! :P

In New Orleans, strip clubs are like regular clubs with naked girls at it... they have a good atmosphere for chilling and talking with friends.

Nothing like that in Tampa yet, Tampa is more of a grind shop....

[YourSexySecrets]

I love it when girls grind :groucho:
that's why I like the flat chested girls. . .they have to grrrriiiiiiind

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by YourSexySecrets@Mar 21 2004, 10:51 AM
I love it when girls grind :groucho:
that's why I like the flat chested girls. . .they have to grrrriiiiiiind


No kidding?!?! :lol: :yowsa:

HAHA of course, when getting a dance it should be worth while.

But in Tampa that is all that is there. They don't serve alchohol, and most places do not have nice atmospheres, they are jsut deisgned to have guys come in a get grinded - not much socializing.

I prfer to get a table, relax, get some drinks, talk to friends, and if there are some cute girls - then get great lapdances...

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Mar 21 2004, 10:45 AM
In New Orleans, strip clubs are like regular clubs with naked girls at it... they have a good atmosphere for chilling and talking with friends.

Nothing like that in Tampa yet, Tampa is more of a grind shop....
See a niche that needs filling, and fill it!
You know what you like and what those clubs are like, what do you think about opening up a high-class gentleman's club there in Tampa?

For the record I'm one of those people that know there's a definite difference between a gentleman's club and a standard strip club.
My parents had no objections to letting me sit and look into a Playboy club in Atlantic City for as long as I wanted and answering any question I had - it was *very* easy to see the difference that "classy" made when being able to turn around and compare it to the fake glitz and gaudiness of the casino.

The only thing is that you'd need to screen your girls very carefully and see them in action to make sure *they* got the difference between "tease" and "grind". I don't think you'd mind doing those interviews, though :P

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Carrie+Mar 21 2004, 11:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Mar 21 2004, 11:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Mar 21 2004, 10:45 AM
In New Orleans, strip clubs are like regular clubs with naked girls at it... they have a good atmosphere for chilling and talking with friends.

Nothing like that in Tampa yet, Tampa is more of a grind shop....
See a niche that needs filling, and fill it!
You know what you like and what those clubs are like, what do you think about opening up a high-class gentleman's club there in Tampa?

For the record I'm one of those people that know there's a definite difference between a gentleman's club and a standard strip club.
My parents had no objections to letting me sit and look into a Playboy club in Atlantic City for as long as I wanted and answering any question I had - it was *very* easy to see the difference that "classy" made when being able to turn around and compare it to the fake glitz and gaudiness of the casino.

The only thing is that you'd need to screen your girls very carefully and see them in action to make sure *they* got the difference between "tease" and "grind". I don't think you'd mind doing those interviews, though :P[/b][/quote]


Carrie, I would love to but runnin a club is tough. Plus the laws prevent a top notch strip club in Tampa.

There can be NO alchohol and naked women ( or even topless with contact). So until laws are changed, Tampa won't have what I consider a top notch club.

There are more strip clubs, adult bookstores, handjob huts, and other various adult businesses then anywhere I have ever seen.

Now you know why we are out here! :D

[Vick]

Originally posted by OldJeff@Mar 21 2004, 08:17 AM
I don't think I will ever understand the fascination porn webmasters have with stip clubs.
I go for the ambiance

Actually some of my favorite clubs were, well let's say funky but had beautiful women, great staff and didn't sweat you to buy dances/drinks for the girls so you could actually have a conversation

Come on, it's booze and naked girls - sounds like fun to me :awinky:

[YourSexySecrets]

The girl I got a lapdance from, "Passion," kept trying to french kiss me.
Is it me, or is it just wrong to kiss a dancer with tongue?
I mean, c'mon, how do I know where it's been?

[Meni]

Originally posted by YourSexySecrets@Mar 20 2004, 10:36 PM
Scarlett's in Hallandale. :D
Dude, thats my club
hee hee
Shawn Barnes, manager who works like thur fri sat nights 11 till 8 am is my boy

How do you like Misty the shot girl?

[YourSexySecrets]

That was the Craaaaaaaazy girl that I was talking about! OHMIGOD!!

we should hook up and go see that shot girl again!

hit me up on ICQ: 261031133



Last edited by YourSexySecrets at Mar 21 2004, 06:55 PM

[Vick]

Originally posted by YourSexySecrets@Mar 21 2004, 08:54 PM
The girl I got a lapdance from, "Passion," kept trying to french kiss me.
Is it me, or is it just wrong to kiss a dancer with tongue?
I mean, c'mon, how do I know where it's been?
Nah you're ok until they tell you to feel how smooth and wet they are :unsure:

[Meni]

Originally posted by YourSexySecrets@Mar 21 2004, 09:54 PM
That was the Craaaaaaaazy girl that I was talking about! OHMIGOD!!

we should hook up and go see that shot girl again!

hit me up on ICQ: 261031133
coolio I live in Deerfield Beach
maybe moving to Tampa May 1 or June 1
Tampa area

[Billy]

All this talk makes me want to try a strip club out... maybe in Phoenix if I can get somebody to take me I will go to my FIRST strip club !!

Looking foward to it !

[YourSexySecrets]

OMG, how old are you?

[Carrie]

Billy don't sweat it. I took Hubby to his first strip club(s) during Florida Internext 2002 and got him his very first lap dance at Solid Gold that night.
He was 31.
(And he LOVED it! He can still remember the dancer's name...)

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Billy@Mar 22 2004, 12:19 AM
All this talk makes me want to try a strip club out... maybe in Phoenix if I can get somebody to take me I will go to my FIRST strip club !!

Looking foward to it !
Billy's nose just grew so much I can see it here in GA! :P

(well, I THINK it's his nose......)

[YourSexySecrets]

thank you, peaches! B)

[dantheman]

billy is used to being the one giving the lapdances not recieving them : P

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by YourSexySecrets@Mar 21 2004, 08:54 PM
The girl I got a lapdance from, "Passion," kept trying to french kiss me.
Is it me, or is it just wrong to kiss a dancer with tongue?
I mean, c'mon, how do I know where it's been?
Hopefully "Passion" is wearing a cross necklace. If so, take her home and nail her.

[SykkBoy]

I love nothing more than to look up at a stripper as she's grinding my crotch, thinking about how she'll pay her rent, pimp and utility bills for the month and pulling faces to make her laugh....i's fun cracking these girls up and breaking them out of their heroin-induced semi-comas sometimes...

or the nights when I wear my priest collar...

[Vick]

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

[Vick]

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

[Vick]

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

[Vick]

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.

So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Billy@Mar 21 2004, 08:19 PM
All this talk makes me want to try a strip club out... maybe in Phoenix if I can get somebody to take me I will go to my FIRST strip club !!

Looking foward to it !
Somebody say Christies? ;-}}}}

[Butrflied]

Originally posted by Meni+Mar 21 2004, 06:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Meni @ Mar 21 2004, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--YourSexySecrets@Mar 20 2004, 10:36 PM
Scarlett's in Hallandale. :D
Dude, thats my club
hee hee
Shawn Barnes, manager who works like thur fri sat nights 11 till 8 am is my boy

How do you like Misty the shot girl?[/b][/quote]
Is she the blonde that slams herself against the pole when she's not serving shots?

Scarletts was the 1st strip club I ever went to and the shot girl gave me my first lap dance .. quite an experience :zoinks:

[dantheman]

Originally posted by Butrflied+Mar 22 2004, 04:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Butrflied @ Mar 22 2004, 04:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Meni@Mar 21 2004, 06:28 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--YourSexySecrets@Mar 20 2004, 10:36 PM
Scarlett's in Hallandale. :D
Dude, thats my club
hee hee
Shawn Barnes, manager who works like thur fri sat nights 11 till 8 am is my boy

How do you like Misty the shot girl?
Is she the blonde that slams herself against the pole when she's not serving shots?

Scarletts was the 1st strip club I ever went to and the shot girl gave me my first lap dance .. quite an experience :zoinks: [/b][/quote]
my imagination just went into overdrive :D

[Meni]

Originally posted by Butrflied+Mar 22 2004, 04:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Butrflied @ Mar 22 2004, 04:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Meni@Mar 21 2004, 06:28 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--YourSexySecrets@Mar 20 2004, 10:36 PM
Scarlett's in Hallandale. :D
Dude, thats my club
hee hee
Shawn Barnes, manager who works like thur fri sat nights 11 till 8 am is my boy

How do you like Misty the shot girl?
Is she the blonde that slams herself against the pole when she's not serving shots?

Scarletts was the 1st strip club I ever went to and the shot girl gave me my first lap dance .. quite an experience :zoinks: [/b][/quote]
Yup that Misty
everyone likes her I guess
I prefer the sleazy B clubs
where the girls are attainable by using your wit, magnatism, sarcasm, tongue

i don't need a dance

[Meni]

Scarletts is best
like 4:30 am
when the crowd grows, more chick customers
cuz its a good after hours place
I'm betting I may hit it this sat night wiht my friend from NH
if I can't have something else going on

[Meni]

Originally posted by *KK*+Mar 22 2004, 03:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Mar 22 2004, 03:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Mar 21 2004, 08:19 PM
All this talk makes me want to try a strip club out... maybe in Phoenix if I can get somebody to take me I will go to my FIRST strip club !!

Looking foward to it !
Somebody say Christies? ;-}}}}[/b][/quote]
When i'm in AZ
we go to Skin
todd who owns the Cat Eye owns Skin

[Butrflied]

Originally posted by Meni+Mar 22 2004, 01:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Meni @ Mar 22 2004, 01:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Butrflied@Mar 22 2004, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by -Meni@Mar 21 2004, 06:28 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--YourSexySecrets@Mar 20 2004, 10:36 PM
Scarlett's in Hallandale. :D
Dude, thats my club
hee hee
Shawn Barnes, manager who works like thur fri sat nights 11 till 8 am is my boy

How do you like Misty the shot girl?
Is she the blonde that slams herself against the pole when she's not serving shots?

Scarletts was the 1st strip club I ever went to and the shot girl gave me my first lap dance .. quite an experience :zoinks:
Yup that Misty
everyone likes her I guess
I prefer the sleazy B clubs
where the girls are attainable by using your wit, magnatism, sarcasm, tongue

i don't need a dance[/b][/quote]
Yeah, she's really hot .. and I'm not usually into girls .. the guys I were with kept buying me shots from her .. apparently we were a pretty good show :rolleyes: :lol:

[Meni]

Scarletts gets a lot of girl customers
Sometimes im sick of the techno though
notice for the 2 for 1 dance
every hour, they play 2 rock songs
thank god

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Meni+Mar 22 2004, 01:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Meni @ Mar 22 2004, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -*KK*@Mar 22 2004, 03:45 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Mar 21 2004, 08:19 PM
All this talk makes me want to try a strip club out... maybe in Phoenix if I can get somebody to take me I will go to my FIRST strip club !!

Looking foward to it !
Somebody say Christies? ;-}}}}
When i'm in AZ
we go to Skin
todd who owns the Cat Eye owns Skin[/b][/quote]
Skin is the old Diamond Girls, nothing wrong with it, Christies is just better.

[Billy]

What I watned to say was I have NEVER been to a strip club in Phoenix : )

[YourSexySecrets]

right. . . . :rolleyes: B)