Name calling and being an asshole

[TeenGodFather]

I don't like people who laugh at retards, fat people, me, handicapped, or whoever.. IF they can't take a punch themselves.

Damn. I personally have no dignity, and I don't care if people call me names. Ain't my problem, it's theirs for caring or trying to make me feel bad. Not gonna happen any time soon.

On a few occasions someone has asked me why I don't exercise because I'm so fat and blah blah blah. First I usually ask why it's any of their business. then they inform me that because I'm ugly. I usually laugh. But when I make ANY remark back about them, they get all upset and usually leave furiously, or try to call me more names. But since they really can't make me upset, they mostly leave. I hate people who can't laugh at themselves. Idiots think they're superior, they're almost as irritating as people who think they're richer, smarter or better than I am because I'm fat or don't wear a suit.

Fucking asshats.


Rules for calling names:

1) Make it personal
2) If a person is fat for example, you can be sure he has been called fat all his life, or atleast the duration he's been fat.. so, don't call him fat.. call him something else. Something you think could upset them. Take them by surprise.
3) women can, and should be abused as much as men. Good example of a decent name calling "For an ugly chick you smell surprisingly bad". That works well on the ladies. (the finnish version is slightly better, can't translate it)
4) If you call one names, be prepared to take a hit or 2 yourself. dumbass.

Thanks for your attention. :inlove:



Last edited by TeenGodFather at Feb 23 2004, 07:43 AM

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[Evil Chris]

oh the temptation....


naaaa.... :P

[Nickatilynx]

as my dear old redhaired Granny used to say:

""Name calling should really just be treated like water off a ducks ass .But if it really bothers you , smile ,and just walk away ,then come back with a bat" ""

;-))))

[Monk]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather@Feb 23 2004, 10:43 AM
2) If a person is fat for example, you can be sure he has been called fat all his life, or atleast the duration he's been fat.. so, don't call him fat.. call him something else. Something you think could upset them. Take them by surprise.

Same works in reverse.

If you meet a girl and she has one characteristic that is beautiful and you know that every Tom, Dick and Harry compliments her on it (say, her eyes).. then you will have a lot more impact if you compliment them on another feature instead. (say her lovely melons... lol)

[Peaches]

LOL, excellent post, TGF! :okthumb:

I'd like to add a fifth:

5. If you're truly trying to insult someone, stick to facts. Making things up and thinking the other person will be insulted has never worked. :lol:

[sarah_webinc]

I think I am slowly developing a crush on you

[Peaches]

Originally posted by sarah_webinc@Feb 23 2004, 02:34 PM
I think I am slowly developing a crush on you
Wait until you hear his accent...... :inlove:

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Peaches@Feb 23 2004, 12:30 PM
LOL, excellent post, TGF! :okthumb:

I'd like to add a fifth:

5. If you're truly trying to insult someone, stick to facts. Making things up and thinking the other person will be insulted has never worked. :lol:
You've just crushed Confucy's entire philosophy of attention whoring, you big meanie! B)

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Carrie+Feb 23 2004, 02:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Feb 23 2004, 02:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Feb 23 2004, 12:30 PM
LOL, excellent post, TGF! :okthumb:

I'd like to add a fifth:

5. If you're truly trying to insult someone, stick to facts. Making things up and thinking the other person will be insulted has never worked. :lol:
You've just crushed Confucy's entire philosophy of attention whoring, you big meanie! B)[/b][/quote]
Talk about a coincidence, AFTER I wrote this here, Fletch suggested on GFY that I don't even have a kid, I'm just a "schizo" who posts under his name and mine, lol! :lol:

I told shok I hope that's true - I'll have a LOT more $$$ in my bank account! :)

[LeeNoga]

Originally posted by Peaches@Feb 23 2004, 09:30 AM
LOL, excellent post, TGF! :okthumb:

I'd like to add a fifth:

5. If you're truly trying to insult someone, stick to facts. Making things up and thinking the other person will be insulted has never worked. :lol:
Oh.

And.

Another thing.

If ya have not seen a person in some time.....saying, "Oh my have you gained some weight?" is quite inappropriate as well.

Like what is somebody supposed to do with that one?

Smile and thank- them for noticing????

[Peaches]

Originally posted by LeeNoga@Feb 23 2004, 03:58 PM
If ya have not seen a person in some time.....saying, "Oh my have you gained some weight?" is quite inappropriate as well.

Like what is somebody supposed to do with that one?

Smile and thank- them for noticing????
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by sarah_webinc@Feb 23 2004, 10:34 AM
I think I am slowly developing a crush on you
I have that effect on smart ladies. :)

[VooMan]

Originally posted by LeeNoga@Feb 23 2004, 02:58 PM
Oh.

And.

Another thing.

If ya have not seen a person in some time.....saying, "Oh my have you gained some weight?" is quite inappropriate as well.

Like what is somebody supposed to do with that one?

Smile and thank- them for noticing????
You know what Lee? That's exactly what I do...

I find it extremely rude when someone you haven't seen for a long time says "wow, you've put on weight!" especially when that's the first thing they say even before hello... I like to reply with the following:

Ah.. well, it's nice to see you too. :)

That usually throws people off completely, and they realize they have been an idiot by not even saying hello before insulting you. If they're real morons, feel free to use one of these:

Wow! And you've lost a TON of hair! (say this with a big smile as you extend your hand in friendship)

or

I can lose the weight. You'll always be an asshole.

I have a lot more, but I'm really not in a bad enough mood to repeat them. haha

[Peaches]

Originally posted by VooMan@Feb 23 2004, 04:40 PM
You know what Lee? That's exactly what I do...
Since we're on the subject of insults...nice mugshot there, Voo. :nyanya:

[LeeNoga]

LOL Voo, make a note to return back to this thread and list some other come back lines when your in a foul mood.

Its amazing the things people say isn't it?

Folks can be so critical.

Ya have to watch out for the slippery ones that comment on your weight LOSS knowing damn well it is a weight GAIN.

They know it, they just wanted to get that WEIGHT word in the convo.

LOL.

[VooMan]

Hey Peaches,

Nobody in the office even recognized me in that picture. That is actually an old passport photo, taken when I was 22. I thought I was aging rather well until I found that the other day. heh...

<_< :unsure: :cryin: :( :angry: :headwall: :headwall:

Lee, it always amazes me what people come out with. It could have been five years since I saw the person, and without ever saying hello they'll cut you down. Needless to say, I don't hold those people in high regard...

[cj]

vooman :inlove: nice photo!!!!



my fave insult/name calling 'issue' is when fat people complain about being fat by insulting me in the process ... 'god you are a bitch, you are so skinny!' or 'fuck i hate you skinny bitch' ... maybe only said in jest, but you just know inside that the person is thinking exactly what they said. I always bite my tongue on answering 'you could be too if you got off your ass' because heaven forbid should anyone insult a fat person ... that's just mean.

:rolleyes:

[SykkBoy]

Actually, I've started people by saying "Nice outfit, what did you do? Fuck the drapes?" If they're still there when I'm finished, there's nothing left I can say to offend them, so all continues well from there...

[Peaches]

Originally posted by VooMan@Feb 23 2004, 07:49 PM
Hey Peaches,

Nobody in the office even recognized me in that picture. That is actually an old passport photo, taken when I was 22. I thought I was aging rather well until I found that the other day. heh...

<_< :unsure: :cryin: :( :angry: :headwall: :headwall:
Even though we're supposed to be hurling insults here :awinky: , I think you've aged quite well and there's at least one other female webmaster who would agree with me (and would probably throw in several more complimentary adjectives :P ). :)

[VooMan]

Aw shucks... thanks Peaches and CJ.

Ya'll make a guy blush. :inlove:

[cj]

Originally posted by VooMan@Feb 23 2004, 09:47 PM
Aw shucks... thanks Peaches and CJ.

Ya'll make a guy blush. :inlove:
I think there is 3 Vooman ....

[spazlabz]

I have my technique down, being as I am one serious fat ass I have heard and made up some of the best fat cracks (no pun intended) ever.
an example
When ExtremeJohn was talking about how my desk was going to be set up here when I arrive, I told him
"Just pull a fucking loveseat up to it (the desk) and I will be fine." Nervous chuckling insued.
I found that thinner people tend to lack imagination when it comes to being truly insulting towards their more robust bretheren, so I beat them to the punch. My degrading remarks are always directed at myself since I dont take it very seriously and it disarms anyone who thinks they can bother me by insulting my weight


now, say something about the quality of my work or my work ethic and this fat boys ready to roll..........right over your skinny lil ass!!! LOL


spaz

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by LeeNoga@Feb 23 2004, 02:58 PM
If ya have not seen a person in some time.....saying, "Oh my have you gained some weight?" is quite inappropriate as well.

Like what is somebody supposed to do with that one?
Lose weight.

Soon after my father said this exact thing to me, I began a year in which I lost 50 pounds. Do your friends a favor and tell them the truth. Comments like "you need to lose weight", "that hairstyle is out of date," and "what is up with that 1980's wardrobe?" save us, not slay us.