For Gonzo...you are getting wiped outdude

[J'sdude]

You approached me to come over this board to piss and help you out. You said you needed the traffic and to please get things going. I have been trying hard, but Freakdaddyforum, a brand new upstart is wiping your ass in traffic. I have done my best, but you need to try harder. I think it might be the quality of the responses. People have even wanted to hire me to drive traffic to their boards. I think you need to get better quality debaters or something. Cyrix is laughing all the way to the bank at the moment. Would you like me to kick in the afterburners and bury these guys. I haven't even got out of first gear. Just let me knowdude.
here is the latest Alexa....just press the compare sites button after entering freakdaddyforum.com ...
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_...yforum.com/#top (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=6m&size=medium&url=http://freakdaddyforum.com/#top)

[PornoDoggy]

People have even wanted to hire me to drive traffic to their boards. I

So who is paying you to post on Oprano so that people will run to other boards?

[J'sdude]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Feb 12 2004, 08:27 PM
People have even wanted to hire me to drive traffic to their boards. I

So who is paying you to post on Oprano so that people will run to other boards?
you worried?

[J'sdude]

I am doing this as a favour to Gonzo.

[PornoDoggy]

I don't have a clue wtf you think I might be worried about. I mean, if you think people will begin leaving Oprano in droves, why, you better show them the way. Cutting edge kinda connected fella like yourself probably doesn't want to hang around a buncha lamers like this.

bye.

cya

later

[sarettah]

Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 12 2004, 11:22 PM
People have even wanted to hire me to drive traffic to their boards.
Free advice... Whenever you are offered a job that you are totally unqualified for take the money while it's on the table and run, cause it won't be there for long... :okthumb:

[Mike AI]

I hate people who try to use graphs to make points.

I think this one is more accurate.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_...orum.com/#graph (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=2y&size=large&compare_sites=oprano.com&url=http://freakdaddyforum.com/#graph)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Feb 13 2004, 12:07 AM
I hate people who try to use graphs to make points.

I think this one is more accurate.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_...orum.com/#graph (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=2y&size=large&compare_sites=oprano.com&url=http://freakdaddyforum.com/#graph)
Yeppirs.... Let's see how fdf does over the long term before things start getting compared..... :okthumb:

[Mary34D]

I don't know who the fuck you are...and I don't care...

I made my money by being born into my family(lucky sperm group)

So fuck you!!!! get a new ip!!! and leave my Gonzo alone...

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Feb 13 2004, 12:07 AM
I hate people who try to use graphs to make points.

I think this one is more accurate.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_...orum.com/#graph (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=2y&size=large&compare_sites=oprano.com&url=http://freakdaddyforum.com/#graph)
I think he meant that Im wiping my ass with freakypoppa. Its confusing with Jimmy Carter and the Queen and the Hun on the phone asking for advice.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by sarettah+Feb 12 2004, 11:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Feb 12 2004, 11:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'sdude@Feb 12 2004, 11:22 PM
People have even wanted to hire me to drive traffic to their boards.
Free advice... Whenever you are offered a job that you are totally unqualified for take the money while it's on the table and run, cause it won't be there for long... :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
You forgot to attribute KB with his quote

[Sausage]

There may not be a lot here, but they seem to know what they are talking about, and probably account for an unfairly large amt of online porn $ made.

[cj]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Feb 13 2004, 12:07 AM
I hate people who try to use graphs to make points.

I think this one is more accurate.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_...orum.com/#graph (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=2y&size=large&compare_sites=oprano.com&url=http://freakdaddyforum.com/#graph)
this one is interesting too Mike ...

freak daddy forum ... pagerank of 2 and no backward links ...

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navc...yforum%2Ecom%2F (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=link:http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efreakdaddyforum%2Ecom%2F )

oprano ...

pr 6

79 backward links

:nyanya: :moon:

[dantheman]

who's j'sdude?

[gonzo]

Originally posted by cj+Feb 13 2004, 08:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Feb 13 2004, 08:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Feb 13 2004, 12:07 AM
I hate people who try to use graphs to make points.

I think this one is more accurate.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_...orum.com/#graph (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=2y&size=large&compare_sites=oprano.com&url=http://freakdaddyforum.com/#graph)
this one is interesting too Mike ...

freak daddy forum ... pagerank of 2 and no backward links ...

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navc...yforum%2Ecom%2F (http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=link:http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Efreakdaddyforum%2Ecom%2F )

oprano ...

pr 6

79 backward links

:nyanya: :moon:[/b][/quote]
Maybe he will find his Yahoo Messenger and mic and come on the radio Tuesday and explain it all? I think its a ploy to get spidered and raise them rankings personally.

One Board to Rule Them ALL

[XXXPhoto]

Gonzo,

Ya think? With such obvious tactics like this (http://chat.amateurmasters.com/chat.php?action=viewthread&threadid=4123) I thought it was a given their 'sudden rise' was just a case of Alexa bombing... some folks sure get excited over first half of a 'blip' it seems... be sure to do a follow up in 6months-- will be a hoot... "Employee of the Month! Wow that's great... Moved up to drive thru window... excellent!" ...lol...



:bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance:

[Edd]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Feb 13 2004, 12:07 AM
I hate people who try to use graphs to make points.

I think this one is more accurate.

http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_...orum.com/#graph (http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&range=2y&size=large&compare_sites=oprano.com&url=http://freakdaddyforum.com/#graph)
I'm sorry, Michael - but you are totally wrong. We are suckass loser nobodys and are having our asses handed to us by freakdaddy.

J'sdude is TOTALLY right and we all suck and don't know anything at all about what we are doing, as we're just a bunch of deluded morons. We should quit now - throw in the towel and remove this board from the internet. We are just wasting bandwidth.

:blink:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Feb 13 2004, 10:37 AM
Gonzo,

Ya think? With such obvious tactics like this (http://chat.amateurmasters.com/chat.php?action=viewthread&threadid=4123) I thought it was a given their 'sudden rise' was just a case of Alexa bombing... some folks sure get excited over first half of a 'blip' it seems... be sure to do a follow up in 6months-- will be a hoot... "Employee of the Month! Wow that's great... Moved up to drive thru window... excellent!" ...lol...



:bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance:
Ir dont matter much to me either way. A couple of points that I should clarify though. I did not agree with them banning J's over there but they bought the board and they can do with it as they see fit.

I did however invite him to come over here and hang out. We argued back and forth for months over there and I figured he would fit in with the spirit of things and Serge would enjoy an older chew toy than the ones he gets from GFY. Call it a Fat Fucking Nobody's Christmas present to the both of them.

The freaky Poppa thing? I don't know what the deal is or what its all about. But again poppadude owns his board and Im sure he will tell you that he is using it the way he sees fit. I'm positive there are other resources that sit in their secret corners and talk smack among themselves about all of us [when they can fit it in between limelit attempts at auditioning for Negotiator II"].

At the end of the day it still stands that if you want to do business you eventually find your way over here.

You know what you find at the very end of the food chain dont you?

[PeerPatrick]

Originally posted by sarettah+Feb 12 2004, 08:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Feb 12 2004, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'sdude@Feb 12 2004, 11:22 PM
People have even wanted to hire me to drive traffic to their boards.
Free advice... Whenever you are offered a job that you are totally unqualified for take the money while it's on the table and run, cause it won't be there for long... :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
Are you referring to Luke Warm?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by dantheman@Feb 13 2004, 08:49 AM
who's j'sdude?
some idiot with no clue and no money...

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by gonzo@Feb 13 2004, 08:41 AM
You know what you find at the very end of the food chain dont you?
Guess that would depend on which 'end' you were looking at...lol... just one big long daisy chain of darwinian ATM munching isn't it? Pretty sure Krispy Kremes are in there somewhere at one end though... :awinky:

Hopefully new gig will revirginize him or something so he can bring a fresh cherry back to pop. The gilding is wearing thin on his lily...lol

[sarettah]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Feb 13 2004, 04:57 PM
Hopefully new gig will revirginize him or something so he can bring a fresh cherry back to pop. The gilding is wearing thin on his lily
Purty fancy talk fer a Missourah boy dere........

(purty mouf too......) :yowsa:

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by sarettah+Feb 13 2004, 02:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Feb 13 2004, 02:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--XXXPhoto@Feb 13 2004, 04:57 PM
Hopefully new gig will revirginize him or something so he can bring a fresh cherry back to pop. The gilding is wearing thin on his lily
Purty fancy talk fer a Missourah boy dere........

(purty mouf too......) :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
Yes I come from the land where 'Deliverance' is considered a documentry, sue me... :lol:

As for pretty phrases, this offers (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=9339) much better Missouri musings...

White bass time is fast approaching, you get down this way much?

[J'sdude]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Feb 13 2004, 12:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Feb 13 2004, 12:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--dantheman@Feb 13 2004, 08:49 AM
who's j'sdude?
some idiot with no clue and no money...[/b][/quote]
Well , Serge I am taking all the money I don't make and heading out to Asia. You might know where that is. Look on a map and its that big area the other side of the Pacific. I will be coming back to my imaginary groovy vintage Jaguar being restored with more money I don't make. You can return and rescue your board. It has suffered greatly without your presence. It needs more bullshit than your sycophants can provide. Oh yeah, even Mikee the rich guy, let the side down. So, so long suckers, I am going to spend tons of that money I don't make at porn. But this board is so full of rich fuckers, my paltry income pales. I don't know what I was thinking.

BTW, Mikee, posting the graph was a master stroke. It proved my point perfectly. You see why you need DudeavichSerge, the sort of maybe, but not quite Russian?

TTFN, Its Mekong Whiskey, Tiger Beer, and Pussy Shoot Ping Pong ball shows.

[dantheman]

bye

[XXXPhoto]

Will miss you! (cause it's only fair to give you a warning shot first) :butt:

[Edd]

Originally posted by J'sdude@Feb 13 2004, 06:45 PM

Well , Serge I am taking all the money I don't make and heading out to Asia. You might know where that is. Look on a map and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
HEY, YOU....
http://oprano.com/graphics/arnold.jpg

[sarettah]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Feb 13 2004, 06:14 PM
White bass time is fast approaching, you get down this way much?
Hey XXX :)

I try to get down to the rivers a few times during the spring and summer.... Favorite is Big Sugar Creek...

We do a big ass canoe trip every year on Father's Day weekend, for about the past 5 or 6 years, we have ended up at a campground way out on Big Sugar (used to do the other side of the state, got tired of tracking all the way down south of Rolla just to get rained out)...

Know a real nice little hole right ahead of a riffle that I manage to take a few keepers out of every year.

:)

[PornoDoggy]

Where did you go south of Rolla? I used to canoe on the Current & Jacks Fork down that way. It's probably been 12 years or so since I went that far, although I've done some on the Huzzah and Meramec a couple of times since that.

How much dynamite do you use when you're fishing, anyway? :D

[masterp74]

http://alexabooster.com//images/alexia.gif




I am a "Alexa" expert and I reseached the freak momma forum j'punk is bragging about. the only way that forum could get an alexa rating like that with less posts and views than oprano, is by using this little cheat helper.


http://www.alexabooster.com



prove, i'm wrong... J-owned! :matey:



Last edited by masterp74 at Feb 13 2004, 09:25 PM

[sarettah]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Feb 14 2004, 12:12 AM
Where did you go south of Rolla? I used to canoe on the Current & Jacks Fork down that way. It's probably been 12 years or so since I went that far, although I've done some on the Huzzah and Meramec a couple of times since that.

How much dynamite do you use when you're fishing, anyway? :D
Hey PD...

Been down around Steelville and down around Emminence...

Have done the Jack's Fork, but not the Current...

Have done the Huzzah several times and (fuck I am not gonna even try to spell it....pronounced the Codaway...spelled some French ass way... :angry: )

Dynamite ???

Sheez, I don't use Dynamite, I'm a sportsman....

I generally use my M1, unless I'm really hungry, then I break out the 50cal...



:yowsa:

[PornoDoggy]

Courtois ... pronounced, in typical Missouri fashion, kort-a-way, by most folks. :). It runs into the Huzzah, which then runs into the Meramec.

With all the regulation of the canoing industry these days, I suspect you can't even go on those rivers - which would be creeks in most places - when they are the most fun (right about flood stage).

[Sabby]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Feb 13 2004, 03:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Feb 13 2004, 03:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--dantheman@Feb 13 2004, 08:49 AM
who's j'sdude?
some idiot with no clue and no money...[/b][/quote]
No, he is some psycho idiot with no clue of reality. To him "knowing" and "meeting" someone is what sane people might call stalking.

I do believe he has "met" the Queen.

What I can not believe is that Oprano could be so desperate for page views as to drag this idiot here. Oprano is a great board with many great people. Why did you ruin it with bringing in J'stalker?


Sabby:)