My new domain has convinced me.. people are scum:(

[Hooper]

i just finalized the deal for isearch.com and it is now in my posession. so unlike the previous owners who felt that bankruptcy was a goal, we turned it into "duh" the suprising "search page".

needless to say it's been getting a fair amount of typein traffic of people looking for a good search engine.

there is absolutely no traffic being fed to it. it is 100% typein.

i'm not sure if i'm more disappointed in what people are searching for, or how bad their spelling is (no child left behind eh gw?).

drumroll....

and here are the things that people have searched for in the past few minutes:

lelolita
teen girls nude
websites that have cheatscodes for playstaition2
true father daughter incest stories
mature cunt vs young cock
What training do I need to become a paleontologist ?
do casinos cheat people
nicole lenz
milf seeker
sex stories
yahoo.com

some of those search terms are sick.. but by far and away my favorite is yahoo.com

who the fuck in their right mind SEARCHES for yahoo.com ??? lol

the human race is on a downward spiral i tell ya!!!

[Billy]

Hey..

Does http://www.popupblocker.com work ?

[Hooper]

yeah, it works well and conversions are suprisingly good.

[DrGuile]

I was expecting worse honestly

At some point gnutella( p2p sharing software a la Kaaza) had a feature that showed real-time searches...


that was fucking sick....

[Billy]

Wait.. it's not free ???

[Hooper]

lol.. ok, whoever is doing searches for hoopers gay anal adventures should know that i'm not gay.

[sextoyking]

good domain buy hoop!

[DrGuile]

Originally posted by Hooper@Feb 3 2004, 01:28 AM
lol.. ok, whoever is doing searches for hoopers gay anal adventures should know that i'm not gay.
:ph34r:

[masterp74]

Originally posted by Hooper@Feb 2 2004, 10:28 PM
lol.. ok, whoever is doing searches for hoopers gay anal adventures should know that i'm not gay.
:nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya:

[Mike AI]

Hoop how much did you pay for the domain?

[Hooper]

like most deals... enough that i felt i paid too much, the seller felt i paid too little... and the lawyers thought it was juuussstt right ;-)

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Hooper@Feb 3 2004, 09:38 AM
like most deals... enough that i felt i paid too much, the seller felt i paid too little... and the lawyers thought it was juuussstt right ;-)
You bought the domains from Goldielox and the 3 bears?

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Mike AI+Feb 3 2004, 11:15 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Feb 3 2004, 11:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Hooper@Feb 3 2004, 09:38 AM
like most deals... enough that i felt i paid too much, the seller felt i paid too little... and the lawyers thought it was juuussstt right ;-)
You bought the domains from Goldielox and the 3 bears?[/b][/quote]
...she cut a smooth deal....all the porriage trials were prechecked and he has to continue to repay her the same rate every month....info was plain and clear on the bottom of that bowl!

[chodadog]

9.5 million people searched for 'yahoo.com' on overture last month. Yes. People are retarded.

[Meni]

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