Luke Ford

[Billy]

Just wondering ??

Me and KB were on our way to the purecash booth to do a purecash.com/tv show and we saw Luke, stopped and talked to him for a while and I figured what the hell, why not have the best reporter in the business come give an interview to Mark "Buff" Mateo... but he said NO.. what's up with that ??

Anybody have any ideas ???

[Buff]

I am intimidating in person?


:rolleyes:

[Forest]

he is shy
:)

[Gabriel]

Originally posted by Buff@Jan 12 2004, 05:12 PM
I am intimidating in person?


:rolleyes:
It must of been those guns you pack.

[dantheman]

you expect a guy who cuts and paste for a living to have something original to say?!?

[Nickatilynx]

My guess.....and it is just a guess.... Is that:

Luke Ford is a gutless cunt who does not have the balls of a parrot ,nor the inteligence of an amoeba , and lacks any form of talent and will probably end his days in either a lunatic asylum or on a park bench gripping a bottle of metholated spirits mumbling incoherently about Jews/Orgainised Crime in porn.

Just a guess though.

[gonzo]

Funny he wouldn't talk to kevin at gameworks either. All we saw were asshole and elbows...adding another fact that "fat guys can run" too.

[BradShaw]

I spoke to luke for a while. Say what you want, but he is right more than he is wrong. Also, he was out in public for anyone who wanted to approach him. Of course, most people in this biz are pussies.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Billy@Jan 12 2004, 06:09 PM
Just wondering ??

Me and KB were on our way to the purecash booth to do a purecash.com/tv show and we saw Luke, stopped and talked to him for a while and I figured what the hell, why not have the best reporter in the business come give an interview to Mark "Buff" Mateo... but he said NO.. what's up with that ??

Anybody have any ideas ???
He's lost w/o someone and/or something to cut and paste from. You were asking him to be a journalist and all he knows how to do is repeat someone else's words. :P

You should have let him see Brad's interview and he could have repeated it verbatim. :okthumb:

[deepundercover]

Luke does not do interviews within the adult industry and only selectively outside the industry.

Luke was not at any Gameworks event. Luke was around on the show floor talking to dozens of people all three days, much of it in the Playboy Cash booth. Luke's happy to talk to anyone. Luke was at the AVN Expo as well.

Luke did not go to any parties. He was in bed by 11PM every night, spending most every evening in his room transcribing and reading books.

At one time, Luke gave interviews to everybody who asked. Things happened. He changed.

[*KK*]

Luke now talks about himself in the third person as well? Damn he is getting strange.

[sarettah]

Originally posted by deepundercover@Jan 12 2004, 06:38 PM
At one time, Luke gave interviews to everybody who asked. Things happened. He changed.
Luke is now talking like Bob Dole used to :zoinks:

Sarettah heard a rumour that said to Sarettah that Luke was under strict orders of Lensman not to interview anyone or anything even remotely acquainted with Oprano. Sarettah heard that Lens told Luke that if Lens saw Luke even in the same room that a known Opranaught was in that Luke would receive a "visit".

At least thats what Sarettah heard......

:yowsa:

[deepundercover]

Hey, is Mark "Buff" Mateo the guy who writes those funny essays about Israel, Palestinians, etc?

[Anonymous]

Who does this Luke think he is?
You can't come on the Anonymous show and start talking like you're the Anonymous, don't infringe on the Anonymous bit, don't steal the Anonymous bit

the Anonymous is going to throw the biggest party you've ever seen, invite everyone in the business, no make that everyone on the planet

and the Anonymous is going to invite Luke Ford's upper lip and then the Anonymous is going to invite Luke Ford's bottom lip

Then Luke Ford's upper lip can finally, and the Anonymous does mean Finally, meet Luke Ford's bottom lip and Luke Ford can finally
SHUT THE HELL UP

You can sure guess glasses of hot and cold running shut the blue fuck up will be served, and the Anonymous does mean served, to Luke Ford

Can you smell what the Anonymous ............ is cookin'



Last edited by Anonymous at Jan 12 2004, 04:09 PM

[gonzo]

Originally posted by deepundercover@Jan 12 2004, 06:38 PM
Luke does not do interviews within the adult industry and only selectively outside the industry.

Luke was not at any Gameworks event. Luke was around on the show floor talking to dozens of people all three days, much of it in the Playboy Cash booth. Luke's happy to talk to anyone. Luke was at the AVN Expo as well.

Luke did not go to any parties. He was in bed by 11PM every night, spending most every evening in his room transcribing and reading books.

At one time, Luke gave interviews to everybody who asked. Things happened. He changed.
Luke Ford is a liar.

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Anonymous@Jan 12 2004, 07:08 PM
You can sure guess glasses of hot and cold running shut the blue fuck up will be served, and the Anonymous does mean served, to Luke Ford

Can you smell what the Anonymous ............ is cookin'
Hmmm.....

Lens must of seen that Luke Ford posted over here....

:yowsa:

[Buff]

Originally posted by deepundercover@Jan 12 2004, 05:49 PM
Hey, is Mark "Buff" Mateo the guy who writes those funny essays about Israel, Palestinians, etc?
yes, he is.

[Billy]

Wow.. all I wanted was for Luke to give his side of some of the current issues in the business, how should one line up an interview with Luke Ford ??
We have a few months before the Florida show let me know and I will get the process started now.

Now don't yall hate.. I just want the truth from the man who says it like it is !!

[deepundercover]

I really wanted to meet Buff. I like his writing and his politics and his support of Israel... I guess I missed out big time at the Internext... Next time we'll have a drink together. Good to meet you Billy.

[Billy]

So.. Luke..

Florida ??

[davecummings]

Originally posted by Billy@Jan 12 2004, 07:48 PM
Wow.. all I wanted was for Luke to give his side of some of the current issues in the business, how should one line up an interview with Luke Ford ??
We have a few months before the Florida show let me know and I will get the process started now.

Now don't yall hate.. I just want the truth from the man who says it like it is !!
I feel that luke's idea of the "truth" is his own subjective and slanted ranting, all in an effort to take all of us down.

Dave

[Dravyk]

Luke doesn't write anything now. If it can't be copy-and-pasted, it won't be done.

Next year Luke plans to have a machine breathe for him as right now he feels his lungs are doing too much actual work.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Jan 13 2004, 02:00 AM
Next year Luke plans to have a machine breathe for him as right now he feels his lungs are doing too much actual work.
:okthumb:

Be careful, Buff - after your "interview", you might find all your words mysteriously reprinted but attributed to Duck. :P