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Elli
01-10-2004, 02:22 AM
Hey folks! I've been lurking over at GFY and AmateurMasters for a long while now, and finally someone in Vegas said "Come post on Oprano." So I considered myself officially invited and signed up when I got home. So hullo everyone! It was great to meet the faces I met in Vegas, and for the folks I didn't meet, I hope to see you there next year! :D

Goodness, it'll be worth it to stay here just for the kickass smilie collection!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/FluidNov2003/images/PB160036.JPG

That's me on the right :)

OMG there's an Orco smilie. That's it, I'm staying! :redance:

Carrie
01-10-2004, 02:25 AM
Welcome Elli! Nice to see ya around these parts - jump right in the gumbo and don't hold back :awinky:

gonzo
01-10-2004, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 10 2004, 02:30 AM
Hey folks! I've been lurking over at GFY and AmateurMasters for a long while now, and finally someone in Vegas said "Come post on Oprano." So I considered myself officially invited and signed up when I got home. So hullo everyone! It was great to meet the faces I met in Vegas, and for the folks I didn't meet, I hope to see you there next year! :D

Goodness, it'll be worth it to stay here just for the kickass smilie collection!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/FluidNov2003/images/PB160036.JPG

That's me on the right :)

OMG there's an Orco smilie. That's it, I'm staying! :redance:
Welcome online Elli...

Damn youd think that youd remember who told you to come out and play at Oprano. I guess I didnt rub enough of that fur on you.

Mebbe Shemp will show back up. I personally invited Michelle too

Elli
01-10-2004, 02:53 AM
I did remember it was you, Gonzo. Believe it or not :) I missed you in your fine furs, though. I have a story about your donuts, though. Wanna hear?

gonzo
01-10-2004, 03:06 AM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 10 2004, 03:01 AM
I did remember it was you, Gonzo. Believe it or not :) I missed you in your fine furs, though. I have a story about your donuts, though. Wanna hear?
Why sure Ms. Elli...tell me the story.
Im sure it must be a good one!

Elli
01-10-2004, 03:31 AM
Once upon a time not so long ago, in a land not so far away...

Myself, Shemp, TenLetters and StuartD had decided to skip out on the Player's Ball to check out the Krispy Kreme alternative. We journeyed to the upstairs food court at the Venetian at around midnight on that fateful evening. Upon finding only four other people in the food court, we decided that we had missed the party and so decided to begin our very own.

We chose a suitable table and Shemp whipped out a 20$ with which to acquire the appropriate party supplies. TenLetters and I, as it turned out, had never tasted the wonder that is Krispy Kreme before, so we were quite excited to rid ourselves of our donut virginity. After waiting in line at the counter for a few minutes, it was our turn to order our sugary nuggets of heaven.

Even though it appeared to be our turn (we were standing squarely under the "Order Here" sign), the Krispy Kreme employee was busily filling countless boxes of dozens of donuts straight of the conveyor belt. Oh yes, he saw us. He didn't smile, but I suppose you could say he nodded. After filling about 6 boxes, he finally turned his full attention to us. TenLetters suggested, "We could just take one of these boxes." But no! The loyal employee stopped his hand and replied, "No! These are for them!" He waved his gloved hand at the food court behind us.

Them? We both looked around the foodcourt. Other than the two men at our own table, only five people were present, and they were leaving. But we gamely shrugged our shoulders and waited for him to assemble a box of donuts specially for us.

We enjoyed our box of donuts, but we never did figure out who "Them" was who ordered a gross of Krispy Kreme original glazed donuts.

Are you the mysterious "Them"?

Winetalk.com
01-10-2004, 03:52 AM
I got lap dance at Danny's in 97...THAT was a party to copy, folks
;-)))

I'll never forget the look on the waiter's face when Laura took her top out
;-))))

sextoyking
01-10-2004, 04:52 AM
Elli,

Welcome to Oprano :purpdance:

TeenGodFather
01-10-2004, 05:49 AM
My aunt's dog's name is Elli. You're better looking though, and possibly smell nicer.

Winetalk.com
01-10-2004, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by TeenGodFather@Jan 10 2004, 05:57 AM
My aunt's dog's name is Elli. You're better looking though, and possibly smell nicer.
my dog is a teen...why don't you smell her?
;-))))

TeenGodFather
01-10-2004, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jan 10 2004, 03:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jan 10 2004, 03:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TeenGodFather@Jan 10 2004, 05:57 AM
My aunt's dog's name is Elli. You're better looking though, and possibly smell nicer.
my dog is a teen...why don't you smell her?
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Don't mind me if I do. I love the smell of wet dog in the morning.

Winetalk.com
01-10-2004, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by TeenGodFather+Jan 10 2004, 06:34 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TeenGodFather @ Jan 10 2004, 06:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Jan 10 2004, 03:06 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--TeenGodFather@Jan 10 2004, 05:57 AM
My aunt's dog's name is Elli. You're better looking though, and possibly smell nicer.
my dog is a teen...why don't you smell her?
;-))))
Don't mind me if I do. I love the smell of wet dog in the morning.[/b][/quote]
perve!
;-)))

TeenGodFather
01-10-2004, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jan 10 2004, 03:38 AM
perve!
;-)))
Thanks. :)

Naughty
01-10-2004, 07:24 AM
Elli can make a story about a food counter sound good. You a writer Elli?

This one's for you :redance:

Hell Puppy
01-10-2004, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jan 10 2004, 04:00 AM
I got lap dance at Danny's in 97...THAT was a party to copy, folks
;-)))

I'll never forget the look on the waiter's face when Laura took her top out
;-))))
Although I'm quite sure the lap dance was more enjoyable and the tah tahs more pleasant to look at...

It is quality entertainment to follow a fat fuck in a fur coat with a bare white belly and a couple of boxes of doughnuts thru a casino. If you surf just the right distance in what has come to be known as the "GonZo Wake", you get to not only see the reaction on their faces when they notice him but hear the comments they make after he is out of ear shot.

sarettah
01-10-2004, 09:38 AM
Welcome to the zoo Elli......

:redance:

:bwave: :bjump: :bwave:

Peaches
01-10-2004, 10:02 AM
Welcome Elli! I can't beat TGF's dog story, but that's the name one of my best friends calls me, which bizarrely is actually a nickname of a nickname. :unsure:

Peaches
01-10-2004, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jan 10 2004, 09:09 AM
If you surf just the right distance in what has come to be known as the "GonZo Wake", you get to not only see the reaction on their faces when they notice him but hear the comments they make after he is out of ear shot.
And watching the Asian folks doubled up in laughter and saying things you can't understand when seeing him is almost as good. :P

Elli
01-10-2004, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by Peaches@Jan 10 2004, 07:10 AM
Welcome Elli! I can't beat TGF's dog story, but that's the name one of my best friends calls me, which bizarrely is actually a nickname of a nickname. :unsure:
Ok I'll bite. How do get a nickname of a nickname? :)

Elli
01-10-2004, 11:42 AM
Thanks for the welcome everyone and thanks for the thread bump Serge! :) Yeah I've been known to write occasionally. I'm not sure why I waxed poetic over Krispy Kremes, but hey, you take them as they come. :) They sure did taste good! Now I wish I had been a part of the Gonzo parade! Aw man... So when's the next party? I'm almost recouperated and ready to go again!

godkill
01-10-2004, 12:00 PM
Welcome Elli! I think you will have a much more productive experience than what you experienced on the SpamateurCliqueSite. As you can see I have not posted much on this board. WHY? Because I've been too busy reading and learning from the others here...which is what a GOOD webmaster board should do...and they do it well here!



Last edited by godkill at Jan 10 2004, 09:09 AM

gonzo
01-10-2004, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 10 2004, 03:39 AM
Once upon a time not so long ago, in a land not so far away...

Myself, Shemp, TenLetters and StuartD had decided to skip out on the Player's Ball to check out the Krispy Kreme alternative. We journeyed to the upstairs food court at the Venetian at around midnight on that fateful evening. Upon finding only four other people in the food court, we decided that we had missed the party and so decided to begin our very own.

We chose a suitable table and Shemp whipped out a 20$ with which to acquire the appropriate party supplies. TenLetters and I, as it turned out, had never tasted the wonder that is Krispy Kreme before, so we were quite excited to rid ourselves of our donut virginity. After waiting in line at the counter for a few minutes, it was our turn to order our sugary nuggets of heaven.

Even though it appeared to be our turn (we were standing squarely under the "Order Here" sign), the Krispy Kreme employee was busily filling countless boxes of dozens of donuts straight of the conveyor belt. Oh yes, he saw us. He didn't smile, but I suppose you could say he nodded. After filling about 6 boxes, he finally turned his full attention to us. TenLetters suggested, "We could just take one of these boxes." But no! The loyal employee stopped his hand and replied, "No! These are for them!" He waved his gloved hand at the food court behind us.

Them? We both looked around the foodcourt. Other than the two men at our own table, only five people were present, and they were leaving. But we gamely shrugged our shoulders and waited for him to assemble a box of donuts specially for us.

We enjoyed our box of donuts, but we never did figure out who "Them" was who ordered a gross of Krispy Kreme original glazed donuts.

Are you the mysterious "Them"?
The them are hiding at
Them (http://www.opranoamateurs.com)

Come join em. Them is your kinda people.

Kacy
01-10-2004, 01:13 PM
Hey Elli :)

Welcome to Oprano! So nice to see you here. I hope to get to know you better :)

Elli
01-10-2004, 01:52 PM
Thanks for the link, Gonzo. I just burnt away 30 minutes.. :)

Hi Kacy! Thanks for the welcome! Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet.. I might just have to stay here :bdance:

cj
01-10-2004, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 10 2004, 02:00 PM
Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet..
give it time :P

LOL

you won't get many old & wrinkly comments around here, but its amazing none of the gfy kids have asked about your tits yet :rolleyes:

welcome aboard!

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 06:43 PM
Elli,

I hear you are in the Vancouver area

:groucho:

You should meet the 'bad boys" of Vancouver adult , cj has ;-)))))

Elli
01-10-2004, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 03:51 PM
Elli,

I hear you are in the Vancouver area

:groucho:

You should meet the 'bad boys" of Vancouver adult , cj has ;-)))))
I went to a couple parties this October and met some new faces. Coin, Shemp, DrinkingHard, Webgurl, FNPJen, Katt, Igor, etc etc. Do they count as bad boys or am I missing somebody? :)

I'm always up for a good party! :rokk:

cj
01-10-2004, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 10 2004, 06:54 PM
Do they count as bad boys or am I missing somebody? :)

I'm always up for a good party! :rokk:
you're missing somebody ;-)

just beware of trips to japanese restaurants!!!!! :P

the Shemp
01-10-2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 9 2004, 11:30 PM

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/FluidNov2003/images/PB160036.JPG

That's me on the right :)


glad you pointed that out :)

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 07:00 PM
They are not bad...they are minorly wicked ;-)))))

We at Whitcon do not have issues ,
We have subscriptions!!!! ;-)))
The Japanese restaurant was nothing ;-)))

CJ was opposite us at Carderos when this happened!!!! (http://www.sergesmuseum.com/image.php?image=268)

;-))))))

If you were at the Vancouver show ,and attended OrangeNo5 we got you comped

;-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 10 2004, 04:13 PM

Anthony
01-10-2004, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 04:08 PM
They are not bad...they are minorly wicked ;-)))))

We at Whitcon do not have issues ,
We have subscriptions!!!! ;-)))
The Japanese restaurant was nothing ;-)))

CJ was opposite us at Carderos when this happened!!!! (http://www.sergesmuseum.com/image.php?image=268)

;-))))))

If you were at the Vancouver show ,and attended OrangeNo5 we got you comped

;-)))
Don't believe him. We are not wicked.

We're sitting around the poker table with our laptops drinking tea and eating crimpets (Low Carb).

We have been discussing what topics to bring up in Bible Class tomorrow.

I, myself, can't wait!

cj
01-10-2004, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 07:08 PM
They are not bad...they are minorly wicked ;-)))))

We at Whitcon do not have issues ,
We have subscriptions!!!! ;-)))
The Japanese restaurant was nothing ;-)))

CJ was opposite us at Carderos when this happened!!!! (http://www.sergesmuseum.com/image.php?image=268)

;-))))))

If you were at the Vancouver show ,and attended OrangeNo5 we got you comped

;-)))
LMFAO

that photo is such a classic ... the poor waiter that night couldn't keep up with the drink orders (and that was just your beverages!!)

it was an awesome night, and I can strongly recommend getting together with the boys for a great dinner - unless you are brad shaw that is :biglaugh:

my poor sister wasn't sure what she landed in after that dinner :biglaugh:

gonzo
01-10-2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by cj+Jan 10 2004, 07:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 10 2004, 07:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 07:08 PM
They are not bad...they are minorly wicked ;-)))))

We at Whitcon do not have issues ,
We have subscriptions!!!! ;-)))
The Japanese restaurant was nothing ;-)))

CJ was opposite us at Carderos when this happened!!!! (http://www.sergesmuseum.com/image.php?image=268)

;-))))))

If you were at the Vancouver show ,and attended OrangeNo5 we got you comped

;-)))
LMFAO

that photo is such a classic ... the poor waiter that night couldn't keep up with the drink orders (and that was just your beverages!!)

it was an awesome night, and I can strongly recommend getting together with the boys for a great dinner - unless you are brad shaw that is :biglaugh:

my poor sister wasn't sure what she landed in after that dinner :biglaugh:[/b][/quote]
We are still waiting on nekkids of your sister.

cj
01-10-2004, 07:34 PM
you got as much chance of nekkids of kez as you do of me big boy :rolleyes:

ant, LIAR!! we know things have changed dramatically there but the only bible I'd believe is in your office is the porno mags on the bathroom floor!!!!!!!!

:nyanya:

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 07:37 PM
Her sister is hot ass hell, she but frankly wouldn't give me the wind from her ass ;-))))))


unless you are brad shaw that is

The official position of the Whitcon Group is "We love him"

;-))))

Anthony
01-10-2004, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 04:45 PM
Her sister is hot ass hell, she but frankly wouldn't give me the wind from her ass ;-))))))


unless you are brad shaw that is

The official position of the Whitcon Group is "We love him"

;-))))
I wouldn't go that far.

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 07:45 PM
OK..., Anthony

How about


" He is an annoying little asshole , however , his latest comments about business concur with closely with our own."

Anthony
01-10-2004, 07:45 PM
That's the ticket!



Last edited by Anthony at Jan 10 2004, 04:54 PM

Carrie
01-10-2004, 07:50 PM
Now I know that they don't have Krispy Kremes in japanese restaurants, but resorting to snorting packets of Sweet N' Low really should clue you in that you've got a sugar problem, Nick :P

cj
01-10-2004, 07:50 PM
LMAO

'... but it would still be fun to kick his ass'

Bishop
01-10-2004, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by cj@Jan 10 2004, 07:42 PM
you got as much chance of nekkids of kez as you do of me big boy :rolleyes:

ant, LIAR!! we know things have changed dramatically there but the only bible I'd believe is in your office is the porno mags on the bathroom floor!!!!!!!!

:nyanya:

Truth be told I stashed one bible and one vile of holy water in the office ages ago.. buried up in the ceiling.

Nick/Ant - I've found the bible can be a wonderful tool in a relationship. I often chase my wife around the house with bible in hand. haha

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 08:06 PM
Sweet N' Low really should clue you in that you've got a sugar problem, Nick

That was peruivian marching powder!!!!

I am not paying $800 per oz for sugar!!!!


;-))))

Anthony
01-10-2004, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by cj@Jan 10 2004, 04:58 PM
LMAO

'... but it would still be fun to kick his ass'
I'm sure it would be.

Too easy though.

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Bishop+Jan 10 2004, 05:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bishop @ Jan 10 2004, 05:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jan 10 2004, 07:42 PM
you got as much chance of nekkids of kez as you do of me big boy :rolleyes:

ant, LIAR!! we know things have changed dramatically there but the only bible I'd believe is in your office is the porno mags on the bathroom floor!!!!!!!!

:nyanya:

Truth be told I stashed one bible and one vile of holy water in the office ages ago.. buried up in the ceiling.

Nick/Ant - I've found the bible can be a wonderful tool in a relationship. I often chase my wife around the house with bible in hand. haha[/b][/quote]
Bless you my son :)

You need to come up soon for some bible reading with the wife. :)

Precious misses her :(

JulieJolie
01-10-2004, 08:45 PM
Hullo there cutie! Welcum to Oprano, glad to find some more familiar faces on here! Gonzo is so nice to invite us over!

I hear you went to Vegas... when are you coming to Montreal? Can't wait to see that pretty smile of yours in front of me! :awinky:

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 09:25 PM
Julie,

You need to come to Vancouver.

As guests of Whitcon :)

We are talking a nice appt in Yale Town previously owned by Mike Myers ;-))

(Whitcon = top 50 sammers...ex owners of Netpond.........you know when Netpond was the number ONE webmaster resource on the net.

Before Meat and Age sued me :)

And some how I got paid half a million dollars :)

Hey gonzo,
My nondiscloure was over ages ago...........

If Oprano was open to "exclusives" on the radio,
Gonzo,as a mate...you should contact me :)



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 10 2004, 06:35 PM

JulieJolie
01-10-2004, 09:40 PM
That sounds really interesting... Now I find out what you do for a living!

But it would be hell to do. I need a babysitter and for a few days, babysitters aren't that easy to find especially for a 4yrs old. But it's really not a bad idea at all. :)

Elli
01-10-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by JulieJolie@Jan 10 2004, 05:53 PM
Hullo there cutie! Welcum to Oprano, glad to find some more familiar faces on here! Gonzo is so nice to invite us over!

I hear you went to Vegas... when are you coming to Montreal? Can't wait to see that pretty smile of yours in front of me! :awinky:
Julie, that is all the invitation I need! Don't encourage me! :) In Vegas everyone was saying "Montreal was the best show, the best party, so awesome, etc etc." I have always wanted to see Montreal, so I think I am far overdue. I want to "je me souviens!"

When when can I come out? :)

Elli
01-10-2004, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 06:33 PM
Julie,

You need to come to Vancouver.

As guests of Whitcon :)

We are talking a nice appt in Yale Town previously owned by Mike Myers ;-))

(Whitcon = top 50 sammers...ex owners of Netpond.........you know when Netpond was the number ONE webmaster resource on the net.

Before Meat and Age sued me :)

And some how I got paid half a million dollars :)

Hey gonzo,
My nondiscloure was over ages ago...........

If Oprano was open to "exclusives" on the radio,
Gonzo,as a mate...you should contact me :)
I am so very, very confused. I have a feeling that you throw quite a party. I'm not really into the drug scene, but I do love a good shindig now and then. :) And yaletown is spiffy in my books heheh It must be better Japanese food than at that last GFY party, though. Shabusen didn't rank very highly in my books for sushi.

Anthony
01-10-2004, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Elli+Jan 10 2004, 07:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 10 2004, 07:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 06:33 PM
Julie,

You need to come to Vancouver.

As guests of Whitcon :)

We are talking a nice appt in Yale Town previously owned by Mike Myers ;-))

(Whitcon = top 50 sammers...ex owners of Netpond.........you know when Netpond was the number ONE webmaster resource on the net.

Before Meat and Age sued me :)

And some how I got paid half a million dollars :)

Hey gonzo,
My nondiscloure was over ages ago...........

If Oprano was open to "exclusives" on the radio,
Gonzo,as a mate...you should contact me :)
I am so very, very confused. I have a feeling that you throw quite a party. I'm not really into the drug scene, but I do love a good shindig now and then. :) And yaletown is spiffy in my books heheh It must be better Japanese food than at that last GFY party, though. Shabusen didn't rank very highly in my books for sushi.[/b][/quote]
No drug scene here. Mrs. Nickatilynx is expecting, and we have all cleaned up our acts.

Now, for gay drinks with umbrellas...

We have a problem.

JulieJolie
01-10-2004, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Elli+Jan 10 2004, 07:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 10 2004, 07:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JulieJolie@Jan 10 2004, 05:53 PM
Hullo there cutie! Welcum to Oprano, glad to find some more familiar faces on here! Gonzo is so nice to invite us over!

I hear you went to Vegas... when are you coming to Montreal? Can't wait to see that pretty smile of yours in front of me! :awinky:
Julie, that is all the invitation I need! Don't encourage me! :) In Vegas everyone was saying "Montreal was the best show, the best party, so awesome, etc etc." I have always wanted to see Montreal, so I think I am far overdue. I want to "je me souviens!"

When when can I come out? :)[/b][/quote]
Oh believe me, you'll remember it all right! LOL You can come here whenever is fine with you! We'll be more than happy to welcome you!

Elli
01-10-2004, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by JulieJolie+Jan 10 2004, 07:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JulieJolie @ Jan 10 2004, 07:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Elli@Jan 10 2004, 07:19 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--JulieJolie@Jan 10 2004, 05:53 PM
Hullo there cutie! Welcum to Oprano, glad to find some more familiar faces on here! Gonzo is so nice to invite us over!

I hear you went to Vegas... when are you coming to Montreal? Can't wait to see that pretty smile of yours in front of me! :awinky:
Julie, that is all the invitation I need! Don't encourage me! :) In Vegas everyone was saying "Montreal was the best show, the best party, so awesome, etc etc." I have always wanted to see Montreal, so I think I am far overdue. I want to "je me souviens!"

When when can I come out? :)
Oh believe me, you'll remember it all right! LOL You can come here whenever is fine with you! We'll be more than happy to welcome you![/b][/quote]
Now will this be a true Montreal welcome? Something worthy of pictures, perhaps? *GRiN*

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 10:32 PM
Fuck!!!

I just got reminded.....

"Don't get high or your own supply"

:-)

You however know the difference between 66 laTour or 70 Latour ;-)))

What about a 70 Margeaux?

Petrus is for the nouveux

The only Michelin star resturant owned by people on this board is in....

;-)))

it is in Europe....trust me ;-))))

Elli
01-10-2004, 10:36 PM
You, sir, are a nut. But I like that in people. :)

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 10:41 PM
Sorry serge....

Times they are a changinig ;-))))


Julius Caesar
Act 3 Scene2
Antony: Friends, Romans and the lady in row 'F' powdering her nose, lend me your ears. I come to praise Caesar, not to bury him...
Servant: Sire! A mistake you hath made. You have come to bury him not praise him.
Antony: Silence, fool! And let my words slither through your ears.

Frankly as a classically trained nigga!!!!!!

I'm shitting bricks ;-))))

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 10:45 PM
My lunacy is harmless :-)))

Mildly amusing :-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 10 2004, 07:59 PM

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 10 2004, 07:44 PM
You, sir, are a nut. But I like that in people. :)
genius and lunacy is a very thin line ;-)))

Ou est la Petrus ;-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 10 2004, 08:01 PM

Elli
01-10-2004, 10:55 PM
Are you having a conversation with yourself? :P

Hamlet talked to himself all the time, and just look what happened to him :)

Nickatilynx
01-10-2004, 10:58 PM
Hamlet talked to himself all the time, and just look what happened to him

et tu Brute?

Yes we are that crazy!!!!!!!! ;-))))

I'm being dragged away from the board by a huge phillipin......


ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

;-))))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jan 10 2004, 08:06 PM

JulieJolie
01-10-2004, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by Elli+Jan 10 2004, 07:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 10 2004, 07:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -JulieJolie@Jan 10 2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by -Elli@Jan 10 2004, 07:19 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--JulieJolie@Jan 10 2004, 05:53 PM
Hullo there cutie! Welcum to Oprano, glad to find some more familiar faces on here! Gonzo is so nice to invite us over!

I hear you went to Vegas... when are you coming to Montreal? Can't wait to see that pretty smile of yours in front of me! :awinky:
Julie, that is all the invitation I need! Don't encourage me! :) In Vegas everyone was saying "Montreal was the best show, the best party, so awesome, etc etc." I have always wanted to see Montreal, so I think I am far overdue. I want to "je me souviens!"

When when can I come out? :)
Oh believe me, you'll remember it all right! LOL You can come here whenever is fine with you! We'll be more than happy to welcome you!
Now will this be a true Montreal welcome? Something worthy of pictures, perhaps? *GRiN*[/b][/quote]
A real one! Of course we'd do pictures! Can't do an amateur get together without saving the moment on film, or digital or whatever!! :rokk:



Last edited by JulieJolie at Jan 10 2004, 08:54 PM

Elli
01-11-2004, 01:13 AM
I am so there. I need no more excuses! I am Montreal bound! :)
:yowsa:

LadyMischief
01-11-2004, 09:38 AM
Welcome Elli! It was great meeting you in Vegas, albiet much too short a time to spent with such a beautiful woman! Next time we will make sure to make it longer! :)

JulieJolie
01-11-2004, 09:45 AM
:bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance:

masterp74
01-11-2004, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by JulieJolie@Jan 11 2004, 06:53 AM
:bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance:
Can I watch? I'll be in the corner you won't even know I'm there.(until your ready for the cock.) I just turned 30 so you can use me as much as you like.. That would be a great birthday present.



I'll bring the poloraid :matey:

gonzo
01-11-2004, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 10 2004, 09:33 PM
Julie,

You need to come to Vancouver.

As guests of Whitcon :)

We are talking a nice appt in Yale Town previously owned by Mike Myers ;-))

(Whitcon = top 50 sammers...ex owners of Netpond.........you know when Netpond was the number ONE webmaster resource on the net.

Before Meat and Age sued me :)

And some how I got paid half a million dollars :)

Hey gonzo,
My nondiscloure was over ages ago...........

If Oprano was open to "exclusives" on the radio,
Gonzo,as a mate...you should contact me :)
Nick you pikey bastard hahahahah hush up!

Your on the list of contacts.
BTW I got the feeling that the Netpon fellers dont like you at all. I had to remind them that I worked for Serge and not you. THe asswhipping potential minimized a little by reminding them of that.

Peaches
01-11-2004, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 01:54 PM
BTW I got the feeling that the Netpon fellers dont like you at all.
Is there a category for "Biggest Understatement of the Year"? :P

Nickatilynx
01-11-2004, 12:59 PM
LOL!!!!!

I'm just very misunderstood ;-)))))

TheEnforcer
01-11-2004, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by cj+Jan 10 2004, 06:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 10 2004, 06:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 10 2004, 02:00 PM
Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet..
give it time :P

LOL

you won't get many old & wrinkly comments around here, but its amazing none of the gfy kids have asked about your tits yet :rolleyes:

welcome aboard![/b][/quote]
Cj, you should know us Opanoites like the important things like a sexy voice!!! :inlove:

Welcome to Elli! :redance:

TheEnforcer
01-11-2004, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 01:07 PM
LOL!!!!!

I'm just very misunderstood ;-)))))
People understand you....... they just either like you or can't stand you!! :P

Nickatilynx
01-11-2004, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Jan 11 2004, 10:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Jan 11 2004, 10:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 01:07 PM
LOL!!!!!

I'm just very misunderstood ;-)))))
People understand you....... they just either like you or can't stand you!! :P[/b][/quote]
People can't stand me!!!??? ;-)))))


But I am all about love and compassion ;-)))

Robert
01-11-2004, 01:43 PM
http://www.bloodlusts.com/16jan2000.jpg

Elli
01-11-2004, 01:48 PM
Has someone hijacked my thread? I'm thinking maybe so... :biglaugh:

So far the cheapest flights I can find to montreal are 450$cdn. Which airport is better to fly into? Dorval?

I really am serious about getting out there. I've waited too long. :gbounce:

Elli
01-11-2004, 01:49 PM
And hullo Mischief and Enforcer! Thanks for the welcome! Yes Mischief, we will have to do some more damage next time around. :) Maybe go tease some guys or something, eh? :)

gonzo
01-11-2004, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 01:56 PM
Has someone hijacked my thread? I'm thinking maybe so... :biglaugh:

So far the cheapest flights I can find to montreal are 450$cdn. Which airport is better to fly into? Dorval?

I really am serious about getting out there. I've waited too long. :gbounce:
Im wondering if Nick will open up the house to all us rowdy boys from down South?
We could shoot the Great White North Am Roundup.

Nickatilynx
01-11-2004, 01:54 PM
Threads on Oprano are known to digress , Elli :)

And usually a lot worse than this one!!! ;-))))

Robert :-))))

Nickatilynx
01-11-2004, 01:55 PM
You and HP are always welcome up here :-))))

Let me know so I can forewarn stripclubguru to close his club!!! ;-)))

Peaches
01-11-2004, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 03:03 PM
You and HP are always welcome up here :-))))

Let me know so I can forewarn stripclubguru to close his club!!! ;-)))
HP and Gonzo don't go to strip clubs! :zoinks: They're good wholesome church going boys. :)

Elli
01-11-2004, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Jan 11 2004, 11:06 AM

HP and Gonzo don't go to strip clubs! :zoinks: They're good wholesome church going boys. :)
But does he wear his furs to chuch? :)

Nickatilynx
01-11-2004, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Peaches+Jan 11 2004, 11:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jan 11 2004, 11:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 03:03 PM
You and HP are always welcome up here :-))))

Let me know so I can forewarn stripclubguru to close his club!!! ;-)))
HP and Gonzo don't go to strip clubs! :zoinks: They're good wholesome church going boys. :)[/b][/quote]
Perfect!!!!

We can have bible readings :)

Elli
01-11-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 11:08 AM

Perfect!!!!

We can have bible readings :)
And so it is written:

"1: ... the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about with lilies. Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins. .... How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples; And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak."

Shall we read some more? :)

Nickatilynx
01-11-2004, 02:29 PM
Hell yeah!!! :)


;-)))

Elli
01-11-2004, 02:41 PM
King David's wife bitches him out for shaking his stuff in front of his slave girls:

"When David returned home to bless his household, Michal daughter of Saul came out to meet him and said, "How the king of Israel has distinguished himself today, disrobing in the sight of the slave girls of his servants as any vulgar fellow would!" David said to Michal, "It was before the LORD , who chose me rather than your father or anyone from his house when he appointed me ruler over the LORD's people Israel-I will celebrate before the LORD . I will become even more undignified than this, and I will be humiliated in my own eyes. But by these slave girls you spoke of, I will be held in honor.""

Winetalk.com
01-11-2004, 03:02 PM
82 posts and still no tits?????

JulieJolie
01-11-2004, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 10:57 AM
And hullo Mischief and Enforcer! Thanks for the welcome! Yes Mischief, we will have to do some more damage next time around. :) Maybe go tease some guys or something, eh? :)
Yep, Dorval! Just about 15 minutes to where I live! Oh girl, lemme know when you plan on coming I'll buy some good wine and some good food...! I could also invite my friend Slavya (http://www.kinkyslavya.com) if you'd like to meet her too! I'm sure she'd be happy! We're quite a few gals in Mtl, so if you want some addresses to do shoots, I can help ya!

Hell Puppy
01-11-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Peaches+Jan 11 2004, 02:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jan 11 2004, 02:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jan 11 2004, 03:03 PM
You and HP are always welcome up here :-))))

Let me know so I can forewarn stripclubguru to close his club!!! ;-)))
HP and Gonzo don't go to strip clubs! :zoinks: They're good wholesome church going boys. :)[/b][/quote]
Hey now, just because you saw me wearing my priests' collar in vegas doesn't mean you should go letting my secret out....

Giuseppe
01-11-2004, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by JulieJolie@Jan 11 2004, 12:36 PM
Yep, Dorval! Just about 15 minutes to where I live! Oh girl, lemme know when you plan on coming I'll buy some good wine and some good food...! I could also invite my friend Slavya (http://www.kinkyslavya.com) if you'd like to meet her too! I'm sure she'd be happy! We're quite a few gals in Mtl, so if you want some addresses to do shoots, I can help ya!
Elli is Coming to town ... That will definitly make my year.

I was worried that Julie wouldn't invite me .... But she's already offered to pick you up at the airport........ That will be me driving..... She's invited you to dinner........ I'll be cooking..........

So chances are pretty good that we will meet. Just hope she'll let me shoot the pics ! LOL



Last edited by Giuseppe at Jan 11 2004, 02:24 PM

JulieJolie
01-11-2004, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Giuseppe@Jan 11 2004, 02:22 PM
I was worried that Julie wouldn't invite me .... But she's already offered to pick you up at the airport........ That will be me driving..... She's invited you to dinner........ I'll be cooking..........

So chances are pretty good that we will meet. Just hope she'll let me shoot the pics ! LOL
Hey Slaveboy! Who allowed you to post on here? You are on for a major ass spanking...

Elli
01-11-2004, 05:47 PM
You wanted tits, Serge?

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/HoHoHo-S-082.jpg

Yes Julie, I'd love to take pictures with as many girls as we can get together. This is going to be sooooo much fun! :)

TeenGodFather
01-11-2004, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 02:55 PM
You wanted tits, Serge?

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/HoHoHo-S-082.jpg

So, where are they?
Let's see them titties

Elli
01-11-2004, 06:05 PM
You do know you can just go to my site and see all the titties you want, right?

Lazy bugger. :)

TeenGodFather
01-11-2004, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 03:13 PM
You do know you can just go to my site and see all the titties you want, right?

Lazy bugger. :)
I can? I prefer to see them delivered. :)

gonzo
01-11-2004, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 06:13 PM
You do know you can just go to my site and see all the titties you want, right?

Lazy bugger. :)
Serge I saw more than her tits live and in person.
Shes another one with a nice booty.
I think I have a pic.

cj
01-11-2004, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Jan 11 2004, 01:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Jan 11 2004, 01:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -cj@Jan 10 2004, 06:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 10 2004, 02:00 PM
Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet..
give it time :P

LOL

you won't get many old & wrinkly comments around here, but its amazing none of the gfy kids have asked about your tits yet :rolleyes:

welcome aboard!
Cj, you should know us Opanoites like the important things like a sexy voice!!! :inlove:

Welcome to Elli! :redance:[/b][/quote]
hhahahahahha

'show us ya voice luv' LOL

maybe gonzo will invite me to co-host his radio show if i'm a good girl & promise not to mention the J word :biglaugh:

Elli
01-11-2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 03:41 PM

Serge I saw more than her tits live and in person.
Shes another one with a nice booty.
I think I have a pic.
Thank you Gonzo :) See? Compliments will get you everywhere!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-CasualCouch-S-01.jpg
http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-WebCam-08.jpg

Now don't say I never give you nuthin. :moon:

gonzo
01-11-2004, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by cj+Jan 11 2004, 06:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 11 2004, 06:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -TheEnforcer@Jan 11 2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by -cj@Jan 10 2004, 06:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 10 2004, 02:00 PM
Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet..
give it time :P

LOL

you won't get many old & wrinkly comments around here, but its amazing none of the gfy kids have asked about your tits yet :rolleyes:

welcome aboard!
Cj, you should know us Opanoites like the important things like a sexy voice!!! :inlove:

Welcome to Elli! :redance:
hhahahahahha

'show us ya voice luv' LOL

maybe gonzo will invite me to co-host his radio show if i'm a good girl & promise not to mention the J word :biglaugh:[/b][/quote]
CJ!
Between you and Nick!!!

Besides who the hell would be able to follow that kind of show?

And Aussie and a Southern drawl.

Besides what would we talk about?

gonzo
01-11-2004, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Elli+Jan 11 2004, 07:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 11 2004, 07:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 03:41 PM

Serge I saw more than her tits live and in person.
Shes another one with a nice booty.
I think I have a pic.
Thank you Gonzo :) See? Compliments will get you everywhere!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-CasualCouch-S-01.jpg
http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-WebCam-08.jpg

Now don't say I never give you nuthin. :moon:[/b][/quote]
Elli it doesnt do you justice.
Even more stunning in person.
And you so quiet and shy!

masterp74
01-11-2004, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by Elli+Jan 11 2004, 04:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 11 2004, 04:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 03:41 PM

Serge I saw more than her tits live and in person.
Shes another one with a nice booty.
I think I have a pic.
Thank you Gonzo :) See? Compliments will get you everywhere!

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-CasualCouch-S-01.jpg
http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Elli-WebCam-08.jpg

Now don't say I never give you nuthin. :moon:[/b][/quote]
very,very sexy look. What do you like to do for fun? what are you into that really drives you wild? I'm just asking cuz I need to finish what I started when I clicked on this thread. :)






Listening To:


"Livin' on a Prayer"

Bon Jovi



Last edited by masterp74 at Jan 11 2004, 04:27 PM

cj
01-11-2004, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 07:10 PM
CJ!
Between you and Nick!!!

Besides who the hell would be able to follow that kind of show?

And Aussie and a Southern drawl.

Besides what would we talk about?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

if we have serge on as first guest, everyone will find us easy to understand in comparison ;-)))))

Vick
01-11-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by masterp74@Jan 11 2004, 07:26 PM
Listening To:


"Livin' on a Prayer"

Bon Jovi
Sorry to hear that :(



pun intended :awinky:

gonzo
01-11-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by cj+Jan 11 2004, 07:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 11 2004, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 07:10 PM
CJ!
Between you and Nick!!!

Besides who the hell would be able to follow that kind of show?

And Aussie and a Southern drawl.

Besides what would we talk about?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

if we have serge on as first guest, everyone will find us easy to understand in comparison ;-)))))[/b][/quote]
I talked to Serge the other day for the first time at any length.
My ruskie decryptor was fine it was the phone that kept cutting out that threw me for a loop.

Lets go for broke and hav a 4some...add Larry Flynt into the mix.
Or fucking Nick that pikey assed bastard.

Peaches
01-11-2004, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 09:00 PM
Lets go for broke and hav a 4some...add Larry Flynt into the mix.
Ask Gigi about the time she and I had to transcript Serge and Larry Flynt's interview from their verbal to IRC....WHILE THEY WERE SPEAKING. :rolleyes:

cj
01-11-2004, 08:05 PM
see gonzo, peaches will have no trouble understanding us to write the irc transcript!!!

:P

Peaches
01-11-2004, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by cj@Jan 11 2004, 09:13 PM
see gonzo, peaches will have no trouble understanding us to write the irc transcript!!!

:P
Shoot, I have to translate Gonzo's ICQs just to understand what he's saying. :unsure:

cj
01-11-2004, 08:38 PM
i hear ya ... trying to teach him punctuation of some kind ... hell, of any kind!!!

Elli
01-11-2004, 08:40 PM
I have a feeling there is so much here that I've been missing out on... :o

gonzo
01-11-2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 08:48 PM
I have a feeling there is so much here that I've been missing out on... :o
Me too Ellie...lets sit in the corner and learn. I understood you quite well ...you seemed to nod at what I was saying.

Candice
01-11-2004, 08:58 PM
hi Elli, welcome to Oprano!! :bdance: :bdance: :bdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance:

cj
01-11-2004, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by gonzo+Jan 11 2004, 09:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Jan 11 2004, 09:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 11 2004, 08:48 PM
I have a feeling there is so much here that I've been missing out on... :o
Me too Ellie...lets sit in the corner and learn. I understood you quite well ...you seemed to nod at what I was saying.[/b][/quote]
she was stretching her neck muscles :P

Elli
01-11-2004, 09:13 PM
cj, that is *the* most disturbing avatar I've seen, and I can't figure out why. It just weirds me out every time I see it.

Carrie
01-11-2004, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Elli@Jan 11 2004, 09:21 PM
cj, that is *the* most disturbing avatar I've seen, and I can't figure out why. It just weirds me out every time I see it.
Notice the tongue is slightly blurry, as if it were moving when the pic was taken... :ph34r:

Winetalk.com
01-11-2004, 09:59 PM
nice tits!

want me to show you mine?
;-)))

cj
01-11-2004, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Carrie+Jan 11 2004, 09:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Jan 11 2004, 09:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 11 2004, 09:21 PM
cj, that is *the* most disturbing avatar I've seen, and I can't figure out why. It just weirds me out every time I see it.
Notice the tongue is slightly blurry, as if it were moving when the pic was taken... :ph34r:[/b][/quote]
it may just have been carrie :biglaugh:

Elli, it gets worse, believe me ;-))))


http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/...hore/index.html (http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/boardwhore/index.html)

Elli
01-11-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by cj@Jan 11 2004, 07:14 PM

Elli, it gets worse, believe me ;-))))


http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/...hore/index.html (http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/boardwhore/index.html)
OMG that's hilarious!! That poor doll! I did a shoot like that once... it's so hard to keep clothes on those dolls to make them look presentable :)

cj
01-11-2004, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Elli+Jan 11 2004, 10:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 11 2004, 10:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jan 11 2004, 07:14 PM

Elli, it gets worse, believe me ;-))))


http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/...hore/index.html (http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/boardwhore/index.html)
OMG that's hilarious!! That poor doll! I did a shoot like that once... it's so hard to keep clothes on those dolls to make them look presentable :)[/b][/quote]
barbie & ken clothes fit a penis perfectly :biglaugh:

http://adult.redhotgreetings.com/free/julian

Peaches
01-11-2004, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by cj@Jan 11 2004, 11:53 PM
barbie & ken clothes fit a penis perfectly :biglaugh:

http://adult.redhotgreetings.com/free/julian
My grandmother used to make me clothes for my Barbies....too bad she's not still alive, she could supplement her retirement helping you out! :P

cj
01-11-2004, 11:13 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Granny it needs a bigger head hole

LMAO

Hubby
01-11-2004, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Elli+Jan 11 2004, 07:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 11 2004, 07:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jan 11 2004, 07:14 PM

Elli, it gets worse, believe me ;-))))


http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/...hore/index.html (http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/adult/boardwhore/index.html)
OMG that's hilarious!! That poor doll! I did a shoot like that once... it's so hard to keep clothes on those dolls to make them look presentable :)[/b][/quote]
Hell, you should try keeping clothes on our kids.
Impossible.


edit: I need the speel chicken, again.



Last edited by Hubby at Jan 11 2004, 08:35 PM

gonzo
01-11-2004, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by cj+Jan 11 2004, 09:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 11 2004, 09:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -gonzo@Jan 11 2004, 09:03 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 11 2004, 08:48 PM
I have a feeling there is so much here that I've been missing out on... :o
Me too Ellie...lets sit in the corner and learn. I understood you quite well ...you seemed to nod at what I was saying.
she was stretching her neck muscles :P[/b][/quote]
No CJ she was looking for Shemp to get her the hell away from me!

masterp74
01-12-2004, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by Vick+Jan 11 2004, 05:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Jan 11 2004, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--masterp74@Jan 11 2004, 07:26 PM
Listening To:


"Livin' on a Prayer"

Bon Jovi
Sorry to hear that :(



pun intended :awinky:[/b][/quote]
Glad you noticed that. :rokk:







Listening To:

"18 & Life"

Skid Row



Last edited by masterp74 at Jan 12 2004, 04:11 AM

Elli
01-12-2004, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by masterp74+Jan 12 2004, 04:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (masterp74 @ Jan 12 2004, 04:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Vick@Jan 11 2004, 05:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--masterp74@Jan 11 2004, 07:26 PM
Listening To:

"Livin' on a Prayer"

Bon Jovi

pun intended :awinky:
Listening To:

"18 & Life"

Skid Row[/b][/quote]
I sense a fellow rock lover.

Eddie rocks! :) (You know who I mean) :wnw:

TheEnforcer
01-12-2004, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Robert@Jan 11 2004, 01:51 PM
http://www.bloodlusts.com/16jan2000.jpg
ROFLMFAO!!! :lol:

TheEnforcer
01-12-2004, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by cj+Jan 11 2004, 06:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 11 2004, 06:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -TheEnforcer@Jan 11 2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by -cj@Jan 10 2004, 06:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 10 2004, 02:00 PM
Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet..
give it time :P

LOL

you won't get many old & wrinkly comments around here, but its amazing none of the gfy kids have asked about your tits yet :rolleyes:

welcome aboard!
Cj, you should know us Opanoites like the important things like a sexy voice!!! :inlove:

Welcome to Elli! :redance:
hhahahahahha

'show us ya voice luv' LOL

maybe gonzo will invite me to co-host his radio show if i'm a good girl & promise not to mention the J word :biglaugh:[/b][/quote]
YES!!!

A regular dose of that sexy voice would be SWEEEETTTT!!! :inlove:

:bdance: :bjump: :cdance: :bojump: :purpdance:

:okthumb:

Make it happen Gonzo!! :okthumb:

Vick
01-12-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Elli+Jan 12 2004, 01:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Elli @ Jan 12 2004, 01:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -masterp74@Jan 12 2004, 04:10 AM
Originally posted by -Vick@Jan 11 2004, 05:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--masterp74@Jan 11 2004, 07:26 PM
Listening To:

"Livin' on a Prayer"

Bon Jovi

pun intended :awinky:
Listening To:

"18 & Life"

Skid Row
I sense a fellow rock lover.

Eddie rocks! :) (You know who I mean) :wnw:[/b][/quote]
Elli - Welcome to the Oprano Gumbo

you're sounding more and more like my kinda girl (even though I'm not a huge fan of Eddie's band so to speak but a bar I frequented made it onto one of their album covers - and yes I said album )

But I'm withholding judgment until you show .......

..... what's between your ears :D

That'll take a little while :awinky:


As for having/hearing CJ's voice anywhere

HELP ME, I'M MELTING

one of the few things that make me weak


just for masterp74
Listening to
"John I'm Only Dancing" - David Bowie

gonzo
01-12-2004, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Jan 12 2004, 02:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Jan 12 2004, 02:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -cj@Jan 11 2004, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by -TheEnforcer@Jan 11 2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by -cj@Jan 10 2004, 06:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Elli@Jan 10 2004, 02:00 PM
Gosh, I haven't been told to show my stuff or that I'm too old and wrinkly yet..
give it time :P

LOL

you won't get many old & wrinkly comments around here, but its amazing none of the gfy kids have asked about your tits yet :rolleyes:

welcome aboard!
Cj, you should know us Opanoites like the important things like a sexy voice!!! :inlove:

Welcome to Elli! :redance:
hhahahahahha

'show us ya voice luv' LOL

maybe gonzo will invite me to co-host his radio show if i'm a good girl & promise not to mention the J word :biglaugh:
YES!!!

A regular dose of that sexy voice would be SWEEEETTTT!!! :inlove:

:bdance: :bjump: :cdance: :bojump: :purpdance:

:okthumb:

Make it happen Gonzo!! :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
Make what happen?
Yall are dreaming. I only play music on my radio show.
Click the link and youll see for yourself.


CJ see what youve started?

Next thing they will be asking me if they are owned.com ....

Elli
01-12-2004, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Vick@Jan 12 2004, 11:32 AM
Elli - Welcome to the Oprano Gumbo

you're sounding more and more like my kinda girl (even though I'm not a huge fan of Eddie's band so to speak but a bar I frequented made it onto one of their album covers - and yes I said album )

But I'm withholding judgment until you show .......

..... what's between your ears :D

That'll take a little while :awinky:


As for having/hearing CJ's voice anywhere

HELP ME, I'M MELTING

one of the few things that make me weak
Hi Vick!

Thanks for the welcome! It should take a while to show what's between my ears? I'll choose not to be offended by that, since this isn't GFY. :awinky:

I think I first became fascinated with breasts from staring at my mom's album cover for Big Brother and the Holding Company's "Cheap Thrills". All those scantily clad toons.. mmmmm :) Then I saw Fritz the Cat and Rocky Horror Picture Show and my life was never the same.

Now I have to hear CJ's voice. Where can I hear this lovely? :)

Vick
01-12-2004, 06:52 PM
No offense intended Elli

For the most part it takes a little while to see what's between the ears if it's positive, usually a few weeks to a month of posting.

Most idiots show through right away though

You're off to a good start though - Plus I have a weakness for redheads

(I think) the curves of a woman are by far the most beautiful/erotic thing nature created
:yowsa:

Now off to the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show