Remote control Orgasms for 17K?

[Vick]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_84858...rdworld.sexlife (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_848583.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife)

Orgasmatron Inventor Dr Stuart Meloy says he is confident women will fork out $17,000 for the procedure and device as millions of people spend fortunes on cosmetic surgery.

The North Carolina hospital doctor's device, which he has already patented and is trying to trademark under the name Orgasmatron, is a tiny spinal cord stimulator. A hand-held remote control turns the device on and off.

It is not unlike a pacemaker in size and function and would be permanently embedded in their lower backs.

He accidentally discovered the Orgasmatron while performing a routine pain-relief procedure. The female patient began moaning in pleasure as he directed electrical pulses into her spine.

"Sexuality is very pivotal in the human experience and some people feel they're missing out," Dr Meloy said, alluding to the estimated 32% of women who can't achieve orgasm.

[DrGuile]

Story filed: 13:28 Friday 19th December 2003



also, you need to have something plugged into your spine. Not sure many people will want to "beta-test" that.

[SykkBoy]

I wonder if Woody Allen or Motorhead would sue over use of the name "Orgasmatron"?

[Edd]

Boy... hows that for simplicity! No need for messy, yucky sex with a man, ladies! just press the button on the "love remote"! Gotta say this is kinda twisted in some odd Skinnerian way.... Pleasure shouldn't be button-press away, should it?

And you'd better hope that its radio signal isn't on the same frequency as something in the house - like the kid's remote contol car or the garage door opener! - "Hey, dad's coming home! and MOM'S COMING!" :cdance:

[Carrie]

It sounded kinda neat until Edd applied practical mishaps to it.
Could you imagine trying to explain *that* at the airport metal detector?
"Well see, it's this thing in my spine... umm... umm..."

[cj]

Originally posted by Edd@Jan 8 2004, 04:04 PM
Pleasure shouldn't be button-press away, should it?
it already is sweetie ;-)


if you doubt that women will use it, think about botox ... injections of a poison or virus or whatever it is directly into the skin ... someone will try it!

[sarettah]

For 17K (monthly recurring) I will promise to provide instant orgasms to any of the women on the board...

It does require a short term plugin for each instance of orgasmic attainment and may require some user participation at times...

For more information contact me at orgasmicattainment@iwillfuckyoufor17k.com

For information about our new affiliate program please contact:
theheadguy@wearepimpingsarettahout.com

:okthumb:



Last edited by sarettah at Jan 8 2004, 04:47 PM

[WEBAIR]

now that's cool!

[Edd]

Originally posted by cj+Jan 8 2004, 04:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 8 2004, 04:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Edd@Jan 8 2004, 04:04 PM
Pleasure shouldn't be button-press away, should it?
it already is sweetie ;-)[/b][/quote]
:inlove: Oooo - now your talking.... I'd GLADLY press your buttons, CJ! :yowsa:


Sarettah - you need some competition... I'll accept 17k ANNUAL, not monthly! :awinky:

[Carrie]

Come one, come all, we've got a reverse bidding war!

Who'll do it for just $17 worth of top-shelf drinks??

[Edd]

Originally posted by Carrie@Jan 8 2004, 05:31 PM
Who'll do it for just $17 worth of top-shelf drinks??
Make it a Bombay Sapphire Gibson and I probably would! :redance:

[Vick]

But please remember......

Orgasms have to be guaranteed and you may have to um ....
perform your services 10 to 20 times daily

Now what I'll do for $17 of top shelf drinks
Probably not much because that's about 2 drinks

$17 of bathtub booze (which would be about 3 fifths) and I'll be a complete ass - and hating life the next morning

All in perspective

[Rolo]

Now I want to know - have this also been tested on men? :blink:

[cj]

Originally posted by Rolo@Jan 8 2004, 05:44 PM
Now I want to know - have this also been tested on men? :blink:
don't be greedy!! you've got a penis AND the ability to ejaculate!!

:P

[Vick]

Originally posted by cj+Jan 8 2004, 05:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 8 2004, 05:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Rolo@Jan 8 2004, 05:44 PM
Now I want to know - have this also been tested on men? :blink:
don't be greedy!! you've got a penis AND the ability to ejaculate!!

:P[/b][/quote]
Yeah but,
You but you got MULTIPLE ORGASMS!!!! :wankit: :wankit: :wankit:

[cj]

so do you!!!!

you can find them around here somewhere ... :moon:

:biglaugh:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Edd@Jan 8 2004, 05:27 PM
Sarettah - you need some competition... I'll accept 17k ANNUAL, not monthly!
SLUT !!!











:yowsa:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Vick@Jan 8 2004, 05:39 PM
But please remember......

Orgasms have to be guaranteed and you may have to um ....
perform your services 10 to 20 times daily

and the problem is ????


:okthumb:

[SykkBoy]

Vick, you missed the opportunity to post some Motorhead lyrics:

I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand
My image is of agony, my servants rape the land
Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine and vain
Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore.

I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit
I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet
I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain
And still you play the sycophant and revel in you pain
And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate
I am the politician, and I decide your fate

I march before a martyred world, an army for the fight
I speak of great heroic days, of victory and might
I hold a banner drenched in blood, I urge you to be brave
I lead you to your destiny, I lead you to your grave
Your bones will build my palaces, your eyes will stud my crown
For I am Mars, the god of war, and I will cut you down.


EDIT - upon re-reading the lyrics, maybe this new gadget isn't exactly modeled after the Motorhead song....maybe I'll just keep to the Woddy Allen idea........



Last edited by SykkBoy at Jan 8 2004, 07:03 PM

[shawcutie]

Hey Babe, lets have KB get us this and we call it even ;)))))