View Full Version : FBI urges police to watch for people with almanac
girlgeek
01-01-2004, 09:54 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/12/29/fbi.alman...s.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/12/29/fbi.almanacs.ap/index.html)
Apparently, the FBI has put police stations all acoss the country on alert to watch for people carrying almanacs---especially if they are annotated in peculiar ways.
gonzo
01-01-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by girlgeek@Jan 1 2004, 10:02 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/12/29/fbi.alman...s.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/12/29/fbi.almanacs.ap/index.html)
Apparently, the FBI has put police stations all acoss the country on alert to watch for people carrying almanacs---especially if they are annotated in peculiar ways.
I figured theyd be watching old women carrying court orders getting on planes from Marina Del Rey.....trying to hijack the palne to hit Vegas.
:headwall: :headwall: <_<
Carrie
01-01-2004, 11:55 PM
I guess I'm fucked then... I've been consulting all kinds of reference materials while planning out my son's curriculum.
Look out for the thought police! :headwall:
Dravyk
01-02-2004, 01:21 AM
And in April people with umbrellas will be suspect. Grrr.
Mike AI
01-02-2004, 01:41 AM
Kinda funny.... but hey you see a arab guy with an almanac and a big red marker... call the FBI just incase!
Torone
01-03-2004, 08:48 AM
Actually, an almanac is an excellent source of information. Want to know when the moon is full (or dark)? Tides? etc? Just grab the current almanac... :ph34r:
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