Question for females

[clemsontiger]

My girlfriend told me tonight she wants to just be friends right now. She said she has this strong feeling that she has had for a while now, but isn't sure what to do about it. She told me she has had this feeling with an old boyfriend while they were going out, she said she had been right about it. She says things might work out, and they might not. She won't tell me anything more. I really like this girl, she is everything I've been looking for. I was even going to be abstinant for her, because she is waiting until she gets married. There are some girls at work that are calling her a whore because she is dating me, because that is the kind of image I made for myself, which before I met her was true. But after meeting her, I realized it's not all about that. Any pointers? Any questions?

[ulfie]

Dear step son,
Women are evil.

Your loving step father,
Ulfie

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by ulfie@Dec 29 2003, 01:25 AM
Dear step son,
Women are evil.

Your loving step father,
Ulfie
Women are like drugs, once you're hooked, it's hard to quit.

[Mike AI]

This is perfect timing young man... You are going to Vegas, and you are now single!

You are a youngster, you should not think about settling down for another 10 years....

Have fun!

[TheEnforcer]

The dreaded "let be friends" speech!! <_<

[princess]

I agree! live now while you can. Take it from someone that got married too young!

:inlove:

[Carrie]

Yep yep - wait until you're about 30 to look around seriously. Being married with a couple of kids on an Air Force paycheck would *not* be fun. 80% of our armed forces with families of 4 (that's two parents, two kids) are on food stamps.

Have all the fun you can, experience all that you can, make all of the money that you can. That way when you do settle down and have kids, you can focus completely on your family with no leftover doubts or regrets on things you never did.

[Carrie]

PS - she *did* tell you how she feels.
Men have this habit of "not hearing" when the woman is saying something they don't want to hear. :)

[kath]

Originally posted by Carrie@Dec 28 2003, 11:12 PM
PS - she *did* tell you how she feels.
Men have this habit of "not hearing" when the woman is saying something they don't want to hear. :)
Yup. She did. <_<

And I agree on the "you're too young to settle down" thing that everyone has been saying... and take it from someone who got married *too* early (18 years, 2 weeks) and was married in the military (we got married @ Ft. Sill, OK on base while hub was in AIT) - it's TOUGH. VERY tough.

The letters... the phone calls... trust me, it makes a hard thing even harder. This girl might be everything that you think you want... but at your age it's hard to tell what you really want - and would still want for the rest of your life.

Fuggedaboudit and have LOTS of fun in Vegas - you've got a whole lot of life ahead of you... enjoy! :salute:

[Mike AI]

Carrie and Kath, great advice.....

Where were ya'll when I was young?? I could have used it!!

:rokk:

[Dravyk]

Why won't you tell a man how you feel?

You know how it is .... Women just can't get in touch with their feelings and share them as openly as us guys.







... Ok, ok. But I just HAD to say that ONCE in my lifetime!

[cj]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Dec 29 2003, 05:35 AM
Why won't you tell a man how you feel?

You know how it is .... Women just can't get in touch with their feelings and share them as openly as us guys.







... Ok, ok. But I just HAD to say that ONCE in my lifetime!
oh puhlease!!!

men are whiney pathetic little babies more so than any woman i've ever met!!!

constantly needing to be patted on the head and told 'good boy' :rolleyes:

clemson, don't worry about that explanatory crap. I just means 'i dont want to see you any more but you are a really nice guy & i dont want to hurt your feelings so i'm babbling about being friends'.

move on ... plenty more like her and you'll find yourself using the same line every now and again :biglaugh:

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by cj@Dec 29 2003, 06:49 AM
men are whiney pathetic little babies more so than any woman i've ever met!!!

constantly needing to be patted on the head and told 'good boy' :rolleyes:
Oh sure! We go thru the pain of giving birth and you women yell if you rip a nail! :D

[dantheman]

cj, you can pat me anywhere you want :D

[Torone]

As the oldest (and still the most pursued) guy here, let me give you a bit of unorthodox advice...

Women aren't evil; but they ARE predisposed to being dominatrixes. When one gives you the dreaded 'Let's be friends' speech, you have allowed her to actually BE in control. Enjoy life, and always leave 'em wanting more...

BTW, there's a reason my 2nd wife nicknamed me 'Torone'. :D

[Peaches]

I realize it's bad form for me to post in this thread but...... :awinky:

Thanks to all for saying the same things I've been trying to get through his head. :okthumb:

[mojobill]

In deference to you Peaches..... ( IE: I fear for my life in Vegas ) I refrained from telling him what I told my 21 yr old son! :yowsa:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by fatbaby@Dec 29 2003, 09:56 AM
In deference to you Peaches..... ( IE: I fear for my life in Vegas ) I refrained from telling him what I told my 21 yr old son! :yowsa:
Tell him in person. B) Though I'm not sure if he's going to be able take you seriously since you'll be wearing an elf costume. :nyanya:

[Sharpie]

Originally posted by Carrie@Dec 29 2003, 02:12 AM
PS - she *did* tell you how she feels.
Men have this habit of "not hearing" when the woman is saying something they don't want to hear. :)
That hit the nail on the head........

Your problem is that you want to know why? You want to know why she doesn't feel like you do. Right?

There are many questions in life that are never answered, so get used to it. Move on..... you are just going through 'the impatience of youth. At your age I wanted to know how my life was going to turn out... couldn't wait to find out. Well, it never turned out like I dreamed it would. (thank God!) My first loves are just passing memories. You are hurt right now... but I am sure you have heard this before..... TIME takes care of things on it's own. So, don't sweat it.... open your life to NEW opportunities. They are out there if you are ready for them.

[Toolz]

Are you 21 yet? If so I'll introduce you to a new "girl-friend" in Vegas. Just remember, bring lots of cash, women aren't cheap! :yowsa:

[Vick]

Ahhhh dear grasshopper ....
You should seek Tom Leykis for advice

http://www.blowmeuptom.com

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Toolz@Dec 29 2003, 11:03 AM
Are you 21 yet? If so I'll introduce you to a new "girl-friend" in Vegas. Just remember, bring lots of cash, women aren't cheap! :yowsa:
He's only 20 AND he's broke. :P

[Buff]

Love is just an electro-chemical sensation in the brain; or, as we learn from Satan in The Devil's Advocate:

Kevin Lomax: What about love?

John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.

[shawcutie]

At least she told you now instead of dragging you along for a few more years, and then STILL not getting any ;)

You have to respect a woman that speaks her mind. Obviously she is not ready for a committed relationship, so why would you want to drive down that one way street?

Your a cutie, come to Texas and I am sure my girlfriends will eat you up...or at least whats left after Brad has his way with you ;)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by cj@Dec 29 2003, 05:49 AM


constantly needing to be patted on the head and told 'good boy' :rolleyes:


if you are talking about head of the penis-
you are right on the money
;-)))

[BradShaw]

Originally posted by clemsontiger@Dec 28 2003, 09:20 PM
My girlfriend told me tonight she wants to just be friends right now. She said she has this strong feeling that she has had for a while now, but isn't sure what to do about it. She told me she has had this feeling with an old boyfriend while they were going out, she said she had been right about it. She says things might work out, and they might not. She won't tell me anything more. I really like this girl, she is everything I've been looking for. I was even going to be abstinant for her, because she is waiting until she gets married. There are some girls at work that are calling her a whore because she is dating me, because that is the kind of image I made for myself, which before I met her was true. But after meeting her, I realized it's not all about that. Any pointers? Any questions?
This is her way of saying she wants anal. Women have a hard time saying what they mean. Took me a few years!

[Peaches]

Originally posted by clemsontiger@Dec 29 2003, 01:20 AM
I really like this girl, she is everything I've been looking for.
Let me mention that he's also only known her for a few months and only been going out with her for a month or so. I've also heard this same sentence from him many times before. :P

The mentality here is why I didn't raise him in a small town. At the HS here about 40% of the kids go to college where the HS he graduated from had a 99%+ college rate. Around here if you're his age and haven't been married at least once and have a couple of kids, you're running behind. :awinky:

He needs to get out of here, lol!

[Vick]

See "When Harry Met Sally" - Men and Women are never really friends


Once again grasshopper, seek Tom Leykis for advice

[Vick]

more opinion about people and relationships

You really don't know fully know someone you're seeing until you've known them for a year


There is 30 day nice - all the pleasantries they can show/offer

60 day nice - a little more of the "real" person comes into play

90 day nice - if there is a facade it is starting to crack

6 month nice - If the person you're seeing has problems (hopefully not) they are coming into the relationship more now

1 Year - the cat's out of the bag -
you now have the "real" person - hopefully they are not farting in front of you but if they are - that's what you're going to have

CT - you have only been seeing the female a few months, give it time and space (never easy) keep yourself busy doing positive things -

GO HAVE FUN!!!

[Vick]

p.s. did you ever notice most marriage counselors are either divorced or gay?
- what's that tell you?





Those who can't do ....... teach B)

[kath]

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 29 2003, 10:10 AM
more opinion about people and relationships

You really don't know fully know someone you're seeing until you've known them for a year


There is 30 day nice - all the pleasantries they can show/offer

60 day nice - a little more of the "real" person comes into play

90 day nice - if there is a facade it is starting to crack

6 month nice - If the person you're seeing has problems (hopefully not) they are coming into the relationship more now

1 Year - the cat's out of the bag -
you now have the "real" person - hopefully they are not farting in front of you but if they are - that's what you're going to have

CT - you have only been seeing the female a few months, give it time and space (never easy) keep yourself busy doing positive things -

GO HAVE FUN!!!
WOW... is THAT the truth!

Hub and I started dating in February - he went to the Army in May - we got married in August. It's a miracle that we're still totally in love with each other, and have been married for 16+ years. All of the other alumni from his BT unit are all divorced - we are the only "survivors."

In all honesty - we were LUCKY. :rolleyes:

You really don't know a person until you've been together for over year - have been through at least one difficult/trying personal/emotional crisis together and have had a couple of really good arguments...

Peaches... sounds like the small town where I grew up in Ohio - only I was "small town" too long - married @ 18, baby @ 20, 2nd baby @ 21... GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!! lol :awinky:

[*KK*]

Oh John... if you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's was yours all along.

If it doesn't....


hunt it down and kill it ;)

Really I think you just need some time to chill out and see how you feel. You may decide in a month that you never really cared about this chick anyway.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by *KK*@Dec 29 2003, 02:06 PM
Oh John... if you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's was yours all along.

If it doesn't....


hunt it down and kill it ;)

Really I think you just need some time to chill out and see how you feel. You may decide in a month that you never really cared about this chick anyway.
and also...dont rely on KK for her football picks next year either.

[Butrflied]

Honestly, I'm one of those girls that kinda freak out when things are going good .. and when they're going bad .. and when I cant really tell where they're going .. I'm the worst kind. Basically I suggest you put up a little fight .. tell her that she's special to you (but dont go overboard) .. and then just keep it friendly .. Maybe start dating somebody else (or even just say you're going on a date) and see how she reacts. Sometimes you dont really know a good thing until its gone .. give her a little time and space .. and if she's not begging to get back together in a month or so .. move on. Man, I'm so fickle .. no wonder I'm single :biglaugh:

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Butrflied@Dec 29 2003, 04:30 PM
Honestly, I'm one of those girls that kinda freak out when things are going good .. and when they're going bad .. and when I cant really tell where they're going .. I'm the worst kind. Basically I suggest you put up a little fight .. tell her that she's special to you (but dont go overboard) .. and then just keep it friendly .. Maybe start dating somebody else (or even just say you're going on a date) and see how she reacts. Sometimes you dont really know a good thing until its gone .. give her a little time and space .. and if she's not begging to get back together in a month or so .. move on. Man, I'm so fickle .. no wonder I'm single :biglaugh:


Wow this is like the Oprah show!!

[dantheman]

Originally posted by Butrflied@Dec 29 2003, 04:30 PM
Honestly, I'm one of those girls that kinda freak out when things are going good .. and when they're going bad .. and when I cant really tell where they're going .. I'm the worst kind. Basically I suggest you put up a little fight .. tell her that she's special to you (but dont go overboard) .. and then just keep it friendly .. Maybe start dating somebody else (or even just say you're going on a date) and see how she reacts. Sometimes you dont really know a good thing until its gone .. give her a little time and space .. and if she's not begging to get back together in a month or so .. move on. Man, I'm so fickle .. no wonder I'm single :biglaugh:
wanta meet for a drink in vegas B)

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 29 2003, 04:36 PM
Wow this is like the Oprah show!!
Just wait 'till we fire up the Book of the Month club.

[mojobill]

Well.. its Christmas season... do we get all the cool prizes then????

:rolleyes:

[Candice]

Originally posted by clemsontiger+Dec 28 2003, 09:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clemsontiger @ Dec 28 2003, 09:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--ulfie@Dec 29 2003, 01:25 AM
Dear step son,
Women are evil.

Your loving step father,
Ulfie
Women are like drugs, once you're hooked, it's hard to quit.

[/b][/quote]
that's definitely right!!! :bjump:

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by BradShaw+Dec 29 2003, 11:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BradShaw @ Dec 29 2003, 11:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--clemsontiger@Dec 28 2003, 09:20 PM
My girlfriend told me tonight she wants to just be friends right now. She said she has this strong feeling that she has had for a while now, but isn't sure what to do about it. She told me she has had this feeling with an old boyfriend while they were going out, she said she had been right about it. She says things might work out, and they might not. She won't tell me anything more. I really like this girl, she is everything I've been looking for. I was even going to be abstinant for her, because she is waiting until she gets married. There are some girls at work that are calling her a whore because she is dating me, because that is the kind of image I made for myself, which before I met her was true. But after meeting her, I realized it's not all about that. Any pointers? Any questions?
This is her way of saying she wants anal. Women have a hard time saying what they mean. Took me a few years![/b][/quote]
Are you saying you're a woman?

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 29 2003, 12:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 29 2003, 12:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--clemsontiger@Dec 29 2003, 01:20 AM
I really like this girl, she is everything I've been looking for.
Let me mention that he's also only known her for a few months and only been going out with her for a month or so. I've also heard this same sentence from him many times before. :P

The mentality here is why I didn't raise him in a small town. At the HS here about 40% of the kids go to college where the HS he graduated from had a 99%+ college rate. Around here if you're his age and haven't been married at least once and have a couple of kids, you're running behind. :awinky:

He needs to get out of here, lol![/b][/quote]
I'm sorry, you were married at what age?

[Peaches]

Originally posted by clemsontiger@Dec 29 2003, 10:13 PM
I'm sorry, you were married at what age?
Exactly - we see how well THAT worked out, don't we? :P

[*KK*]

Originally posted by clemsontiger@Dec 29 2003, 06:13 PM

I'm sorry, you were married at what age?
Hahaha, if you dont have money for a hotel room and a ride to get there, I'd be careful about dissin' some people around here ;)

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 29 2003, 01:10 PM

1 Year - the cat's out of the bag -
you now have the "real" person - hopefully they are not farting in front of you but if they are - that's what you're going to have


Yo GonZo! You catch this?

Apparently we're not supposed to be farting on first dates, we're supposed to hold it for a year. Hell, I thought dutch oven was appropriate by third date.

We're obviously going to be staying single for a while...

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by *KK*+Dec 29 2003, 11:37 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Dec 29 2003, 11:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--clemsontiger@Dec 29 2003, 06:13 PM

I'm sorry, you were married at what age?
Hahaha, if you dont have money for a hotel room and a ride to get there, I'd be careful about dissin' some people around here ;)[/b][/quote]
All I need right now is money for prostitutes.

[*KK*]

Originally posted by clemsontiger+Dec 29 2003, 08:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clemsontiger @ Dec 29 2003, 08:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -*KK*@Dec 29 2003, 11:37 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--clemsontiger@Dec 29 2003, 06:13 PM

I'm sorry, you were married at what age?
Hahaha, if you dont have money for a hotel room and a ride to get there, I'd be careful about dissin' some people around here ;)
All I need right now is money for prostitutes.[/b][/quote]
Hahaha, you'll be shacked up with one when you're homeless ;)

[Sabby]

Originally posted by Torone@Dec 29 2003, 08:02 AM
As the oldest (and still the most pursued) guy here, let me give you a bit of unorthodox advice...

Women aren't evil; but they ARE predisposed to being dominatrixes. When one gives you the dreaded 'Let's be friends' speech, you have allowed her to actually BE in control. Enjoy life, and always leave 'em wanting more...

BTW, there's a reason my 2nd wife nicknamed me 'Torone'. :D
A relationship based on a constant power struggle is very unhealthy. It wont take long for her to get annoyed and tell ya to fuck off.


Sabby:)

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Sabby+Dec 30 2003, 12:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sabby @ Dec 30 2003, 12:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Torone@Dec 29 2003, 08:02 AM
As the oldest (and still the most pursued) guy here, let me give you a bit of unorthodox advice...

Women aren't evil; but they ARE predisposed to being dominatrixes. When one gives you the dreaded 'Let's be friends' speech, you have allowed her to actually BE in control. Enjoy life, and always leave 'em wanting more...

BTW, there's a reason my 2nd wife nicknamed me 'Torone'. :D
A relationship based on a constant power struggle is very unhealthy. It wont take long for her to get annoyed and tell ya to fuck off.


Sabby:)[/b][/quote]
Yup, it's an exercise in futility.

Women have half the money and ALL of the pussy.

[Billy]

Dont worry when we get to Vegas we will go find some nice church functions and sit down and talk to some nice girls.

Only thing we will do on the strip is go to Gonzo's KK party : )

Peaches.. trust me I will take care of him !

[cherri]

[I][FONT=Courier][SIZE=7][COLOR=purple] :grrr:I have 4 boys and as their mother it's my job to teach them women are evil all they want is your money, your dick, and to ruin your life.

[Carrie]

Originally posted by cherri@Dec 30 2003, 03:03 AM
[I][FONT=Courier][SIZE=7][COLOR=purple] :grrr:I have 4 boys and as their mother it's my job to teach them women are evil all they want is your money, your dick, and to ruin your life.
Please don't... one Labret is enough!

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by *KK*+Dec 30 2003, 12:19 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Dec 30 2003, 12:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -clemsontiger@Dec 29 2003, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by -*KK*@Dec 29 2003, 11:37 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--clemsontiger@Dec 29 2003, 06:13 PM

I'm sorry, you were married at what age?
Hahaha, if you dont have money for a hotel room and a ride to get there, I'd be careful about dissin' some people around here ;)
All I need right now is money for prostitutes.
Hahaha, you'll be shacked up with one when you're homeless ;)[/b][/quote]
Being shacked up with a prostitute and being homeless in Vegas can't be THAT bad. :gbounce:

[Torone]

Originally posted by Sabby+Dec 29 2003, 11:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sabby @ Dec 29 2003, 11:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Torone@Dec 29 2003, 08:02 AM
As the oldest (and still the most pursued) guy here, let me give you a bit of unorthodox advice...

Women aren't evil; but they ARE predisposed to being dominatrixes. When one gives you the dreaded 'Let's be friends' speech, you have allowed her to actually BE in control. Enjoy life, and always leave 'em wanting more...

BTW, there's a reason my 2nd wife nicknamed me 'Torone'. :D
A relationship based on a constant power struggle is very unhealthy. It wont take long for her to get annoyed and tell ya to fuck off.


Sabby:)[/b][/quote]
:agrin: :agrin: :agrin:

Mine all just told me to fuck more... :biglaugh:

Besides, the trick is to make her THINK she's in control...



Last edited by Torone at Dec 30 2003, 06:28 AM

[Butrflied]

Originally posted by dantheman@Dec 29 2003, 01:46 PM
wanta meet for a drink in vegas B)
Haha, you're playing at the poker tournament right? I'll see you there :agrin:

ps. Love your avatar!

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Butrflied+Dec 30 2003, 07:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Butrflied @ Dec 30 2003, 07:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--dantheman@Dec 29 2003, 01:46 PM
wanta meet for a drink in vegas B)
Haha, you're playing at the poker tournament right? I'll see you there :agrin:

ps. Love your avatar![/b][/quote]
Dont be eyeballing my avatar.... it might get hawngry.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Dec 29 2003, 11:54 PM
Yo GonZo! You catch this?

Apparently we're not supposed to be farting on first dates, we're supposed to hold it for a year. Hell, I thought dutch oven was appropriate by third date.

We're obviously going to be staying single for a while...
One of my best friends and I decided in college to burp and poot on the first date. That weeds out the posers from the ones who love you for your honesty. :okthumb:

[dantheman]

Originally posted by Butrflied+Dec 30 2003, 07:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Butrflied @ Dec 30 2003, 07:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--dantheman@Dec 29 2003, 01:46 PM
wanta meet for a drink in vegas B)
Haha, you're playing at the poker tournament right? I'll see you there :agrin:

ps. Love your avatar![/b][/quote]
yup, looking forward to it ;)

[taboo_gal]

Being another member of the "I got married way too damn young" club, I'll agree that you shouldn't bet it all on one girl. However, I'm not exactly qualified to tell you how you feel or how to handle those feelings. Take Kath for example. Things were tough, but they made it (extremely inspiring to me, btw). Me and my ex didn't and so many more don't. It would probably depress us all to know the know the number that fail compared to those who do not. I'm a firm believer in what is meant to happen will happen. Unfortunately, my impatience hasn't allowed me to let what is supposed to happen, happen to me. I always have to open my big mouth, run away or intervene in some other unnecessary way.

Yeah, we're complicated as a mother fucker. :D

Ya'll may have seen this before, but in case you haven't, http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Women_are_Evil.html

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Dec 29 2003, 10:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Dec 29 2003, 10:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Dec 29 2003, 01:10 PM

1 Year - the cat's out of the bag -
you now have the "real" person - hopefully they are not farting in front of you but if they are - that's what you're going to have


Yo GonZo! You catch this?

Apparently we're not supposed to be farting on first dates, we're supposed to hold it for a year. Hell, I thought dutch oven was appropriate by third date.

We're obviously going to be staying single for a while...[/b][/quote]
I keep telling you its hard to find good help.

Thats why I try and bang 2 at a time. So they have each other to talk to after Im done. They can chat and cuddle and Ill go to sleep and let loose a nice greasy one.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by taboo_gal@Dec 30 2003, 10:30 AM
Being another member of the "I got married way too damn young" club, I'll agree that you shouldn't bet it all on one girl. However, I'm not exactly qualified to tell you how you feel or how to handle those feelings. Take Kath for example. Things were tough, but they made it (extremely inspiring to me, btw). Me and my ex didn't and so many more don't. It would probably depress us all to know the know the number that fail compared to those who do not. I'm a firm believer in what is meant to happen will happen. Unfortunately, my impatience hasn't allowed me to let what is supposed to happen, happen to me. I always have to open my big mouth, run away or intervene in some other unnecessary way.

Yeah, we're complicated as a mother fucker. :D

Ya'll may have seen this before, but in case you haven't, http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Women_are_Evil.html
That diatribe aint earning your any time in the fur coat either.

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 30 2003, 08:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 30 2003, 08:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Hell Puppy@Dec 29 2003, 11:54 PM
Yo GonZo! You catch this?

Apparently we're not supposed to be farting on first dates, we're supposed to hold it for a year. Hell, I thought dutch oven was appropriate by third date.

We're obviously going to be staying single for a while...
One of my best friends and I decided in college to burp and poot on the first date. That weeds out the posers from the ones who love you for your honesty. :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
I am just over here grinning uncontrollably at "poot"... reminds me of trying to decide whether I should say "weenie" or "wanger" when talking about Serge's nether-regions the other night :)

I'm nearly afraid to think of how Gonzo would've worded it!

[taboo_gal]

Originally posted by Carrie@Dec 30 2003, 12:23 PM
I'm nearly afraid to think of how Gonzo would've worded it!
Be afraid...be very afraid. :lol:

[taboo_gal]

Originally posted by gonzo@Dec 30 2003, 09:52 AM
That diatribe aint earning your any time in the fur coat either.
Oh hunny...that aint nothing...I could have gone on. :agrin:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by taboo_gal+Dec 30 2003, 03:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (taboo_gal @ Dec 30 2003, 03:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Dec 30 2003, 12:23 PM
I'm nearly afraid to think of how Gonzo would've worded it!
Be afraid...be very afraid. :lol:[/b][/quote]
"rather burp and taste it....than fart and waste it!"

[gonzo]

Originally posted by taboo_gal+Dec 30 2003, 03:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (taboo_gal @ Dec 30 2003, 03:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Dec 30 2003, 09:52 AM
That diatribe aint earning your any time in the fur coat either.
Oh hunny...that aint nothing...I could have gone on. :agrin:[/b][/quote]
Ill be your king bee baby....and Ill buzz awwwwwwwllllllllllll night long......

[Vick]

Originally posted by gonzo@Dec 30 2003, 12:51 PM
Thats why I try and bang 2 at a time. So they have each other to talk to after Im done. They can chat and cuddle and Ill go to sleep and let loose a nice greasy one.
http://www.oprano.com/pearls_y1.html

See about the 43rd pearl down from me on this subject :D

[aeon]

she wants a friend...tell her to feed a fuckin' dog and move on. :bwave:

best of luck -
aeon

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 30 2003, 08:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 30 2003, 08:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Hell Puppy@Dec 29 2003, 11:54 PM
Yo GonZo! You catch this?

Apparently we're not supposed to be farting on first dates, we're supposed to hold it for a year. Hell, I thought dutch oven was appropriate by third date.

We're obviously going to be staying single for a while...
One of my best friends and I decided in college to burp and poot on the first date. That weeds out the posers from the ones who love you for your honesty. :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
I might've proposed right on the spot.

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Dec 31 2003, 02:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Dec 31 2003, 02:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 30 2003, 08:31 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Hell Puppy@Dec 29 2003, 11:54 PM
Yo GonZo! You catch this?

Apparently we're not supposed to be farting on first dates, we're supposed to hold it for a year. Hell, I thought dutch oven was appropriate by third date.

We're obviously going to be staying single for a while...
One of my best friends and I decided in college to burp and poot on the first date. That weeds out the posers from the ones who love you for your honesty. :okthumb:
I might've proposed right on the spot.[/b][/quote]
Thank G_d YOU'RE not my daddy. :nyanya:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by clemsontiger+Dec 31 2003, 03:16 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clemsontiger @ Dec 31 2003, 03:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Hell Puppy@Dec 31 2003, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 30 2003, 08:31 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Hell Puppy@Dec 29 2003, 11:54 PM
Yo GonZo! You catch this?

Apparently we're not supposed to be farting on first dates, we're supposed to hold it for a year. Hell, I thought dutch oven was appropriate by third date.

We're obviously going to be staying single for a while...
One of my best friends and I decided in college to burp and poot on the first date. That weeds out the posers from the ones who love you for your honesty. :okthumb:
I might've proposed right on the spot.
Thank G_d YOU'RE not my daddy. :nyanya:[/b][/quote]
Psssst - he's not broke, he lives in GA, he has a good job and he's still talking to both of us. He would have probably been the better choice. :P

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 31 2003, 05:03 AM

Psssst - he's not broke, he lives in GA, he has a good job and he's still talking to both of us. He would have probably been the better choice. :P
That's a pearl.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by *KK*+Dec 31 2003, 02:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Dec 31 2003, 02:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 31 2003, 05:03 AM

Psssst - he's not broke, he lives in GA, he has a good job and he's still talking to both of us. He would have probably been the better choice. :P
That's a pearl.[/b][/quote]
Looked like a mating call to me...

DOS TIP -
Peaches...arrive at HP's house with a dozen original glazed and a quart of ICE COLD CHOCOLATE Mayfields Milk. If they are hot and the milk cold....he might pop a boner.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo@Dec 31 2003, 04:00 PM
Looked like a mating call to me...

DOS TIP -
Peaches...arrive at HP's house with a dozen original glazed and a quart of ICE COLD CHOCOLATE Mayfields Milk. If they are hot and the milk cold....he might pop a boner.
Do you honestly think I could pick up warm Krispy Kremes and chocolate milk and keep them from being entirely consumed before I got to ANYONE'S house? Them's are car-eatin' goodies. :P

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 31 2003, 03:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 31 2003, 03:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Dec 31 2003, 04:00 PM
Looked like a mating call to me...

DOS TIP -
Peaches...arrive at HP's house with a dozen original glazed and a quart of ICE COLD CHOCOLATE Mayfields Milk. If they are hot and the milk cold....he might pop a boner.
Do you honestly think I could pick up warm Krispy Kremes and chocolate milk and keep them from being entirely consumed before I got to ANYONE'S house? Them's are car-eatin' goodies. :P[/b][/quote]
Im resisiting a major smart assed comment to that one.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo+Dec 31 2003, 04:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Dec 31 2003, 04:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 31 2003, 03:09 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Dec 31 2003, 04:00 PM
Looked like a mating call to me...

DOS TIP -
Peaches...arrive at HP's house with a dozen original glazed and a quart of ICE COLD CHOCOLATE Mayfields Milk. If they are hot and the milk cold....he might pop a boner.
Do you honestly think I could pick up warm Krispy Kremes and chocolate milk and keep them from being entirely consumed before I got to ANYONE'S house? Them's are car-eatin' goodies. :P
Im resisiting a major smart assed comment to that one.[/b][/quote]
Smart move considering it's getting close to when I can deck you in person. :okthumb:

[Vick]

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 30 2003, 08:31 AM
One of my best friends and I decided in college to burp and poot on the first date. That weeds out the posers from the ones who love you for your honesty. :okthumb:
Peaches as much as I love ya ....

.... this is probably the reason I'm not on your husband list


Well that and we've never been properly introduced in person :D

[nlphoto]

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 29 2003, 08:14 AM
Ahhhh dear grasshopper ....
You should seek Tom Leykis for advice

http://www.blowmeuptom.com

OH REALLY ???


Knew I'd get you on the narrow path, my son...

B)

LOLOLOL



Last edited by nlphoto at Dec 31 2003, 08:34 PM

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by gonzo+Dec 31 2003, 03:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Dec 31 2003, 03:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -*KK*@Dec 31 2003, 02:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 31 2003, 05:03 AM

Psssst - he's not broke, he lives in GA, he has a good job and he's still talking to both of us. He would have probably been the better choice. :P
That's a pearl.
Looked like a mating call to me...

DOS TIP -
Peaches...arrive at HP's house with a dozen original glazed and a quart of ICE COLD CHOCOLATE Mayfields Milk. If they are hot and the milk cold....he might pop a boner.[/b][/quote]
I hate to say it, but I dont wanna see another doughnut til the FFNB....

I think I have reached the saturation point. I was out on the front porch last night announcing to the neighborhood that I AM CORNHOLIO and demanding that they come out with their pants down.

That sugar crash was hard when it finally hit...

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Dec 31 2003, 10:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Dec 31 2003, 10:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -gonzo@Dec 31 2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by -*KK*@Dec 31 2003, 02:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 31 2003, 05:03 AM

Psssst - he's not broke, he lives in GA, he has a good job and he's still talking to both of us. He would have probably been the better choice. :P
That's a pearl.
Looked like a mating call to me...

DOS TIP -
Peaches...arrive at HP's house with a dozen original glazed and a quart of ICE COLD CHOCOLATE Mayfields Milk. If they are hot and the milk cold....he might pop a boner.
I hate to say it, but I dont wanna see another doughnut til the FFNB....

I think I have reached the saturation point. I was out on the front porch last night announcing to the neighborhood that I AM CORNHOLIO and demanding that they come out with their pants down.

That sugar crash was hard when it finally hit...[/b][/quote]
I had sweathogs dancing in the street about 9am this morning.

[Marc De]

clemsontiger - she may have come up with some excuse of how she feels but the key is finding out what she TRULY meant. I'm not passing judgement on her or your relationship but that sounds like a 'I'm not attracted to you' or 'I found someone new I wanna be with' line of SHIT to me. Sorry if that came off insensitive and I could be 100% off basis but women CAN be evil (not all necessarily are).

BTW, Happy New Year everyone... :cdance:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Marc De@Jan 1 2004, 12:53 AM
women CAN be evil (not all necessarily are).


I love the ones that are....they are the best.......














For Grudge Fucking

[Timbo]

Originally posted by Butrflied@Dec 29 2003, 01:30 PM
.. no wonder I'm single
Does this give me permission to squeeze your buns in Vegas then?

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Marc De@Jan 1 2004, 12:53 AM
clemsontiger - she may have come up with some excuse of how she feels but the key is finding out what she TRULY meant. I'm not passing judgement on her or your relationship but that sounds like a 'I'm not attracted to you' or 'I found someone new I wanna be with' line of SHIT to me. Sorry if that came off insensitive and I could be 100% off basis but women CAN be evil (not all necessarily are).

BTW, Happy New Year everyone... :cdance:
Maybe it's not that she's evil, she's just not interested in investing so much time and emotion into a relationship where one party could be called away at any given moment for a few years. Don't forget that Clemson is basically on-call for the next 350 days or so to take off for boot camp.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Carrie@Jan 2 2004, 09:45 AM
Don't forget that Clemson is basically on-call for the next 350 days or so to take off for boot camp.
No, CT still hasn't even been accepted yet. :( He could easily be working next to her at the Walmart for the next several years. :headwall:

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jan 2 2004, 08:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jan 2 2004, 08:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Jan 2 2004, 09:45 AM
Don't forget that Clemson is basically on-call for the next 350 days or so to take off for boot camp.
No, CT still hasn't even been accepted yet. :( He could easily be working next to her at the Walmart for the next several years. :headwall:[/b][/quote]
Oh! I thought he was basically in, just waiting for that letter to clear him on the Ritalin thing (which could take up to 6 wks); and after that he could leave at any time.
I got something mixed up somewhere :)

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Carrie@Jan 2 2004, 10:03 AM
Oh! I thought he was basically in, just waiting for that letter to clear him on the Ritalin thing (which could take up to 6 wks); and after that he could leave at any time.
I got something mixed up somewhere :)
HE likes to think he's basically in.....but he's not. They are waiting for the AF surgeon general to OK him with the metal in his arm. In talking to 100's of people, it seems it's a 50/50 situation with no rhyme nor reason as to what the decision will be. :headwall: