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sarettah
12-22-2003, 03:04 PM
Layoffs Hit Elves at Arctic SantaPark
Sat Dec 20, 4:25 PM ET

By MATTI HUUHTANEN, Associated Press Writer

HELSINKI, Finland - Santa's workshop may not be the joyous place it was in years past for the tens of thousands of tourists expected to visit northern Finland this winter. Facing a blizzard of debt, Saint Nick laid off many of the elves who work at the SantaPark attraction near the Arctic Circle.

"I feel really dejected, because being an elf is part of my identity," said Milja Vilmila, who was told her job as an elf helping Santa no longer existed. "Something will definitely be missing this Christmas."

Business is booming in Lapland, a vast area known as the last wilderness in Europe where traditionally nomadic Samis — or Lapps — herd reindeer. But SantaPark, which has accumulated $550,000 in debt in its five years of operation, has only seen visits decline.

"The work is seasonal so we have to cut costs in all possible ways," said Wille Rajala, managing director of the tourist attraction 520 miles north of Helsinki.

SantaPark is open from November to January, and briefly during summer for visitors who want to see the area when the sun doesn't set for several weeks.

The park is a vast cave which doubles as an air raid shelter, contains a carousel, elves' booths that sell trinkets and souvenirs, and a restaurant. It has yet to post a profit.

Company officials are confident Santa lovers will respond. For now, they have little choice but to tighten Santa's belt.

"We used to have 120 people on a monthly salary, which was ridiculous. Now we are down to three full-timers," Rajala said Saturday. Just 12 people staff the attraction now.



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ulfie
12-22-2003, 03:30 PM
And this is relevant to me? How? I don't live in Finland. I do live at a ski resort in the US though and they are hiring 800 people right now and they are having a tough time filling the jobs because they aren't getting enough applicants. These aren't low paying minimum wage jobs either. Pay starts at around $10/hour plus limited benefits. The economy is doing quite well here.

JR
12-22-2003, 03:37 PM
how does Santa make money?

sarettah
12-22-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by JR@Dec 22 2003, 03:45 PM
how does Santa make money?
He gets unemployment for 11 months of the year.........






:yowsa:

PornoDoggy
12-22-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by sarettah+Dec 22 2003, 04:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Dec 22 2003, 04:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JR@Dec 22 2003, 03:45 PM
how does Santa make money?
He gets unemployment for 11 months of the year.........






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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
- - - Arlo Guthrie

PornoDoggy
12-22-2003, 04:14 PM
Santa is even-tempered. Santa does not hit children over the head who kick him. Santa uses the term folks rather than Mommy and Daddy because of all the broken homes. Santa does not have a three-martini lunch. Santa does not borrow money from store employees. Santa wears a good deodorant.
- - - Jenny Zink (To employees of Western Temporary Services, world's largest supplier of Santa Clauses, NY Times 21 Nov 84)

sarettah
12-22-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by ulfie@Dec 22 2003, 03:38 PM
And this is relevant to me? How? I don't live in Finland. I do live at a ski resort in the US though and they are hiring 800 people right now and they are having a tough time filling the jobs because they aren't getting enough applicants. These aren't low paying minimum wage jobs either. Pay starts at around $10/hour plus limited benefits. The economy is doing quite well here.
Because if Santa has to lay off all the elves, then there isn't anyone to help get all the presents ready and delivered, and then you get nuttin, nada, zilch for Christmas.............


I don't know if that bothers you, but I was sure hopin for my super duper craftsman tool set this year (the one in the double decker red tool box with about a gadzillion tools) so it bothers me......

:blink:


What ski area do you live at Ulfie ?

Torone
12-24-2003, 07:30 AM
Originally posted by ulfie@Dec 22 2003, 02:38 PM
And this is relevant to me? How? I don't live in Finland. I do live at a ski resort in the US though and they are hiring 800 people right now and they are having a tough time filling the jobs because they aren't getting enough applicants. These aren't low paying minimum wage jobs either. Pay starts at around $10/hour plus limited benefits. The economy is doing quite well here.
Right! How does a theme park in another country have anything to do with our economy? !@$&%$%$#@$ One-worlders! :grrr:

ulfie
12-24-2003, 09:37 AM
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 04:51 PM
What ski area do you live at Ulfie ?
I live between 3 resorts. 7 Springs, Hidden Valley, and Laurel Mountain. None are famous but 7 Springs is the #1 resort in the Northeast outside of Vermont.

Hope you get your Craftsman dodads. I think I have every Craftsman tool ever made. They make some good stuff.

Torone
12-24-2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Dec 22 2003, 03:19 PM
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
- - - Arlo Guthrie
And he's always smiling and happy because...












he knows where all the BAD girls live! :biglaugh: