Christmas is a scam!

[BradShaw]

Now that I have married a gentile, I get to see the dark side of Christmas. Seems that all the gentiles are out at the malls, shopping, and boosting the economy. Why cant holidays be about watching football, eating pizza, and spending time with family?

Also, I wish the jews would have waited longer to kill jesus. The timing was poor, since my wedding was just dec. 7. I would have appreciated some time to relax!

[dantheman]

stop whinning and get your ass to the mall and buy cutie some presents :)

[BradShaw]

Originally posted by dantheman@Dec 19 2003, 12:12 PM
stop whinning and get your ass to the mall and buy cutie some presents :)
I have kidnapped her, and we are spending weekend at the lake. Only thing around there is a super wal-mart. Unfortunatly, she lose her LV wallet at the mall yesterday, and new credit card will not be here until 24th;-(

[Mike AI]

Who gets married on Peal Harbor day??

Welcome to married life!!

[BradShaw]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 19 2003, 12:16 PM
Who gets married on Peal Harbor day??

Welcome to married life!!
Sept 11 was already booked.

[Winetalk.com]

My mother's in law Church doesn't beleive in Xmass...they say it was made up holiday to cover some pagan holiday around that time...

you gotta pick up the RIGHT gentiles, Brad....
;-))))

Long live the "Jews wannabe" Christian Church!
;-))))

[Buff]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 19 2003, 02:31 PM
My mother's in law Church doesn't beleive in Xmass...they say it was made up holiday to cover some pagan holiday around that time...

you gotta pick up the RIGHT gentiles, Brad....
;-))))

Long live the "Jews wannabe" Christian Church!
;-))))
Bring back the Pagan holidays, especially the fertility festivals!

[kelly]

*grin* - aren't they the best :)

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 19 2003, 03:31 PM
My mother's in law Church doesn't beleive in Xmass...they say it was made up holiday to cover some pagan holiday around that time...
You mean there's actually a church out there telling the TRUTH?????

What's this world coming to?!? :P

[Vick]

Psssss Xmas really is a scam
Jesus was 33.5 when he was crucified in April which would have made the birthdate ..... October

Yes Xmas was done close to the Winter Solstice to appease and blend with the Pagan Holidays and other older religions

Plus ALL religion is superstition, just the same as Mythology
A means to explain what can't be explained

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 19 2003, 10:11 PM
Psssss Xmas really is a scam
Jesus was 33.5 when he was crucified in April which would have made the birthdate ..... October

Yes Xmas was done close to the Winter Solstice to appease and blend with the Pagan Holidays and other older religions

Plus ALL religion is superstition, just the same as Mythology
A means to explain what can't be explained
At least Santa Claus is real. :bdance:

[BradShaw]

I am still looking for the bunny that shits the foiled wrapped chocolate eggs.

[Vick]

Originally posted by Dravyk+Dec 19 2003, 11:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ Dec 19 2003, 11:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Dec 19 2003, 10:11 PM
Psssss Xmas really is a scam
Jesus was 33.5 when he was crucified in April which would have made the birthdate ..... October

Yes Xmas was done close to the Winter Solstice to appease and blend with the Pagan Holidays and other older religions

Plus ALL religion is superstition, just the same as Mythology
A means to explain what can't be explained
At least Santa Claus is real. :bdance:[/b][/quote]
I believe in Father Christmas


I've been Father Christmas :awinky:

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Dec 19 2003, 11:14 PM
I am still looking for the bunny that shits the foiled wrapped chocolate eggs.
I found the taco that shits ice cream ...

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/704/704_img_13.jpg

[carbon]

does it really matter? it gives the economy a boost, so why complain?

for most of it's a matter of tradition, not religion.

rabbit

[kath]

Originally posted by carbon@Dec 22 2003, 01:45 PM
for most of it's a matter of tradition, not religion.

Exactly.... we used to do the Christmas Eve services at church when I was a kid, and that was a nice "tradition" too... we never decided on a church when we got married but the more I see of "organized religion" the more I doubt I'll ever go back unless it's for a funeral or a wedding. <_<

The holidays really are more about traditions for most people - something that I personally think is more important than anything from any church.

:salute:

[sarah_webinc]

yeah but the cookies are good

[sarettah]

A prophet in the Jewish tradition, Jesus had little truck with Gentiles ("I was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Matthew 15:24) On at least one occasion he referred to gentiles as dogs. He saw his mission as helping to bring about the fulfillment of Jewish aspirations-and that mission ended in a grotesque fiasco. He differed from the mainstream of Jewish thinking only in that he believed in loving one's enemies. A radical difference, to be sure, but he would have been appalled by the suggestion of a Gentile religion being founded in his name. He never intended to sponsor a church, let alone an inquisition.

(Tom Robbins...Another Roadside Attraction)

[aeon]

Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:06 PM
A prophet in the Jewish tradition, Jesus had little truck with Gentiles ("I was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Matthew 15:24) On at least one occasion he referred to gentiles as dogs. He saw his mission as helping to bring about the fulfillment of Jewish aspirations-and that mission ended in a grotesque fiasco. He differed from the mainstream of Jewish thinking only in that he believed in loving one's enemies. A radical difference, to be sure, but he would have been appalled by the suggestion of a Gentile religion being founded in his name. He never intended to sponsor a church, let alone an inquisition.

(Tom Robbins...Another Roadside Attraction)
leaving the dead unburied, defiling Shabbat, etc., etc., etc.,

let tom go on rationalizing...yoshua ben yosef was a worse Jew than me or even serge - shit, he makes woody allen look like a Tzaddikh :gbounce:

best of luck -
aeon

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by aeon+Dec 22 2003, 06:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (aeon @ Dec 22 2003, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:06 PM
A prophet in the Jewish tradition, Jesus had little truck with Gentiles ("I was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Matthew 15:24) On at least one occasion he referred to gentiles as dogs. He saw his mission as helping to bring about the fulfillment of Jewish aspirations-and that mission ended in a grotesque fiasco. He differed from the mainstream of Jewish thinking only in that he believed in loving one's enemies. A radical difference, to be sure, but he would have been appalled by the suggestion of a Gentile religion being founded in his name. He never intended to sponsor a church, let alone an inquisition.

(Tom Robbins...Another Roadside Attraction)
leaving the dead unburied, defiling Shabbat, etc., etc., etc.,

let tom go on rationalizing...yoshua ben yosef was a worse Jew than me or even serge - shit, he makes woody allen look like a Tzaddikh :gbounce:

best of luck -
aeon[/b][/quote]
hey, talk for yourself, I am the BEST Jew you know...I got circumsized ON MY OWN accord at the age of 32...the rest of the Jewery do it without their input or thought
;-)))

[aeon]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 22 2003, 03:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 22 2003, 03:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:16 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:06 PM
A prophet in the Jewish tradition, Jesus had little truck with Gentiles ("I was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Matthew 15:24) On at least one occasion he referred to gentiles as dogs. He saw his mission as helping to bring about the fulfillment of Jewish aspirations-and that mission ended in a grotesque fiasco. He differed from the mainstream of Jewish thinking only in that he believed in loving one's enemies. A radical difference, to be sure, but he would have been appalled by the suggestion of a Gentile religion being founded in his name. He never intended to sponsor a church, let alone an inquisition.

(Tom Robbins...Another Roadside Attraction)
leaving the dead unburied, defiling Shabbat, etc., etc., etc.,

let tom go on rationalizing...yoshua ben yosef was a worse Jew than me or even serge - shit, he makes woody allen look like a Tzaddikh :gbounce:

best of luck -
aeon
hey, talk for yourself, I am the BEST Jew you know...I got circumsized ON MY OWN accord at the age of 32...the rest of the Jewery do it without their input or thought
;-)))[/b][/quote]
being a good Jew and being masochistic are two different things :D

best of luck -
aeon

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:21 PM

being a good Jew and being masochistic are two different things :D

best of luck -
aeon
aeon,
with my circumsized dick,
I didn't need no luck,
everything worked perfect ever since....
;-)))

[aeon]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 22 2003, 03:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 22 2003, 03:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:21 PM

being a good Jew and being masochistic are two different things :D

best of luck -
aeon
aeon,
with my circumsized dick,
I didn't need no luck,
everything worked perfect ever since....
;-)))[/b][/quote]
luck?...remind me to never get drunk around you :blink:

hats off btw - at 30 I just wanna kick the hell out of my mohel. It's his damn fault I'm so "white".

best of luck -
aeon

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by aeon+Dec 22 2003, 06:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (aeon @ Dec 22 2003, 06:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 22 2003, 03:23 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:21 PM

being a good Jew and being masochistic are two different things :D

best of luck -
aeon
aeon,
with my circumsized dick,
I didn't need no luck,
everything worked perfect ever since....
;-)))
luck?...remind me to never get drunk around you :blink:

hats off btw - at 30 I just wanna kick the hell out of my mohel. It's his damn fault I'm so "white".

best of luck -
aeon[/b][/quote]
don't worry, if you ever get drunk around me-
all you risk it to pull your dick in public, that's all
;-))))

[sarettah]

Originally posted by aeon+Dec 22 2003, 06:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (aeon @ Dec 22 2003, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:06 PM
A prophet in the Jewish tradition, Jesus had little truck with Gentiles ("I was sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Matthew 15:24) On at least one occasion he referred to gentiles as dogs. He saw his mission as helping to bring about the fulfillment of Jewish aspirations-and that mission ended in a grotesque fiasco. He differed from the mainstream of Jewish thinking only in that he believed in loving one's enemies. A radical difference, to be sure, but he would have been appalled by the suggestion of a Gentile religion being founded in his name. He never intended to sponsor a church, let alone an inquisition.

(Tom Robbins...Another Roadside Attraction)
leaving the dead unburied, defiling Shabbat, etc., etc., etc.,

let tom go on rationalizing...yoshua ben yosef was a worse Jew than me or even serge - shit, he makes woody allen look like a Tzaddikh :gbounce:

best of luck -
aeon[/b][/quote]
Hey, TR didn't say he was a good jew..... :yowsa:


(and jftr TR says his name was "Yeshua ben Miriam" )

[aeon]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 22 2003, 03:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 22 2003, 03:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 22 2003, 03:23 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:21 PM

being a good Jew and being masochistic are two different things :D

best of luck -
aeon
aeon,
with my circumsized dick,
I didn't need no luck,
everything worked perfect ever since....
;-)))
luck?...remind me to never get drunk around you :blink:

hats off btw - at 30 I just wanna kick the hell out of my mohel. It's his damn fault I'm so "white".

best of luck -
aeon
don't worry, if you ever get drunk around me-
all you risk it to pull your dick in public, that's all
;-))))[/b][/quote]
that's the reason the Hashem created microscopes... :headwall:

time to immerse myself in capitalism & shop...and prove marx was pissy cause he couldn't get a good job.

best of luck -
aeon

[sarettah]

What is a "good jew" compared to a "bad jew" ?

Is a "Good Jew" one who keeps the law completely and utterly while a "bad jew" is one who doesn't ?

Just wondering.....

[Rolo]

I tell myself that I´m an atheist, however when my favorit team has a chance to score the winning goal in the last seconds of a match, then I do pray to God, also when something bad happens, then I do blame the devil.

Maybe I should join a religion, so I have someone or something, which will listen to my prayers and curses :blink:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Rolo@Dec 22 2003, 06:33 PM
I tell myself that I´m an atheist, however when my favorit team has a chance to score the winning goal in the last seconds of a match, then I do pray to God, also when something bad happens, then I do blame the devil.

Maybe I should join a religion, so I have someone or something, which will listen to my prayers and curses :blink:
I happen to be starting a new online church if you would like to join.....

even has an affiliate proggy....

:yowsa:

[sarettah]

We will listen to allll of your prayers and curses...

even have a messageboard where you can get all of them answered...

and you should see our new store... we sell miracles of all shapes and sizes from the little dime store version of "talking in tongues" to the collossal "production version" of the parting of the red seas....

And, if you need that personal touch we have our live webchat angels 24/7, total redemption guarafuckinteed....

We offer the 3 day free trial (29.99 recurring) or the one month at 19.99 (29.99 recurring) or our lifetime membership pass for just 99.99....

It's converting at 1:30 even though it isn't even open yet....



:yowsa:

[Rolo]

Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:35 PM
I happen to be starting a new online church if you would like to join...
I might be interested, if it does not involve any body modifications, and that I can cancel at any time...

Will there be a trial, so I can test this religion, and see if it works for my prayers?

[cj]

Originally posted by kath@Dec 22 2003, 05:19 PM
The holidays really are more about traditions for most people - something that I personally think is more important than anything from any church.

:salute:
My family always used to attend midnight church when we were growing up for the 1 hour of carols ... it was fun ... and a tradition every year with my grandparents ...

we hadn't done it for a few years since my sister and i moved out of home & grandparents passed away so we decided to do it the year before last ...

my parents forgot that when we were kids they could smack us when we misbehaved ... my sister and I sang every carol like opera singers & giggled everytime the priest said the world virgin ... my parents left in embarassment laughing so hard they couldn't sing any more carols.

needless to say we killed that tradition :rolleyes:

[carbon]

Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:33 PM
What is a "good jew" compared to a "bad jew" ?

Is a "Good Jew" one who keeps the law completely and utterly while a "bad jew" is one who doesn't ?

Just wondering.....
do you have ANY idea how many laws the jewish religion has? if we use your definition, there'd be only EVIL jews...

rabbit

[jimmyf]

Christmas is good, my friends bring me food... :rokk: All kinds of goodies... Home cooked stuff's, got a big package last week, two big tin's of home made cookies. :bdance:

[Hammer]

Brad, Christmas celebrates the supposed birthday of Jesus, not his death.

[aeon]

Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 22 2003, 03:33 PM
What is a "good jew" compared to a "bad jew" ?

Is a "Good Jew" one who keeps the law completely and utterly while a "bad jew" is one who doesn't ?

Just wondering.....
the sad part...even anti-semites have actually read Torah..no one has to keep the law completely..do the Jewish hooked on phonics and then come back and speak....post counts count for jacking up ad rates...nothing else.

Go look up "zonah"...and I'll be hearing from you :bwave:

best of luck -
aeon

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by aeon@Dec 22 2003, 09:23 PM
....post counts count for jacking up ad rates...nothing else.


hmmm...according to MY Jewish religion,
all Jews are obligated to maker lots of money, so they could donate 'em for the restoration of the Temple,
and with skyrocketing costs of construction,
it might take another 2-3 thousands years...

I am just doing my part as a good Jew
;-))))

[aeon]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 22 2003, 06:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 22 2003, 06:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--aeon@Dec 22 2003, 09:23 PM
....post counts count for jacking up ad rates...nothing else.


hmmm...according to MY Jewish religion,
all Jews are obligated to maker lots of money, so they could donate 'em for the restoration of the Temple,
and with skyrocketing costs of construction,
it might take another 2-3 thousands years...

I am just doing my part as a good Jew
;-))))[/b][/quote]
keep up with those mitzvo... :cdance:

best of luck -
aeon

[kath]

Originally posted by cj+Dec 22 2003, 04:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Dec 22 2003, 04:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--kath@Dec 22 2003, 05:19 PM
The holidays really are more about traditions for most people - something that I personally think is more important than anything from any church.

:salute:
My family always used to attend midnight church when we were growing up for the 1 hour of carols ... it was fun ... and a tradition every year with my grandparents ...

we hadn't done it for a few years since my sister and i moved out of home & grandparents passed away so we decided to do it the year before last ...

my parents forgot that when we were kids they could smack us when we misbehaved ... my sister and I sang every carol like opera singers & giggled everytime the priest said the world virgin ... my parents left in embarassment laughing so hard they couldn't sing any more carols.

needless to say we killed that tradition :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
cj -

Sounds like a great way to buck the tradition.... lol Thinking... it would be fun to go back and get away with the things the parents wouldn't have let us get away with as kids... I'll have to see if my sister is available Christmas Eve. :yowsa:



Last edited by kath at Dec 22 2003, 09:02 PM

[Holly]

Originally posted by aeon@Dec 22 2003, 06:27 PM
luck?...remind me to never get drunk around you :blink:

hats off btw - at 30 I just wanna kick the hell out of my mohel. It's his damn fault I'm so "white".

best of luck -
aeon
Wow...you learn somethin' new around here everyday. :awinky:

[aeon]

Originally posted by Holly@Dec 22 2003, 11:40 PM
Wow...you learn somethin' new around here everyday. :awinky:
a little bit of knowledge is usually a bad thing...

<_<

best of luck -
aeon

[TeenGodFather]

xmas=food.
I bought a 12kg (24lbs?) ham that I'll make for tomorrow... and shitload of other goodies.
I HATE the presents and stuff unless they're for me, that's why I like birthdays.. anyways, I love the food part. I will hope to gain 25lbs before new years.

[sarettah]

Originally posted by aeon@Dec 22 2003, 09:23 PM
the sad part...even anti-semites have actually read Torah..

post counts count for jacking up ad rates...nothing else.


:blink:

Where do you get antisemite from my question ?

sheez, and who said squat about post counts?

[OldJeff]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 19 2003, 03:16 PM
Who gets married on Peal Harbor day??

Welcome to married life!!
A couple I met on the first cruise I went on with Aly. (Actually it was the day after, the real one in 1941)

I remember the big sighs we had getting seated with the "OLD Folks" turned out they were 2 of the greatest people to be around, we still keep in touch via email.

That week I learned a lot from those two, they were LIVING life to the fullest, even after 60 years of marrige, it was a great feeling to see them cruising the beach hand in hand