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Kelly got her sonogram today.....
It's twins again....good lord someone help me :unsure:
Platinum Doug
12-18-2003, 11:41 AM
Congrats! Congrats! Twins . . . AGAIN?????
haha yep, the originals are going to be 3 in a month
Peaches
12-18-2003, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Shok@Dec 18 2003, 12:46 PM
Kelly got her sonogram today.....
It's twins again....good lord someone help me :unsure:
Oh my. :zoinks:
Congratulations and please cancel any previous babysitting offer from me. B)
Peaches, start packing up that truck of diapers
Evil Chris
12-18-2003, 11:53 AM
I can't even imagine. :blink:
Well.... congrats!
1st two ---> :bdance: :bdance:
2nd two ---> :purpdance: :purpdance:
Peaches
12-18-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Shok@Dec 18 2003, 12:56 PM
Peaches, start packing up that truck of diapers
Can't you just recycle the ones I sent for the first 2? :unsure:
Toolz
12-18-2003, 11:58 AM
Shok's supersperm strikes again!
I feel for you buddy, but not in a yeah I'll help you wrangle 4 kids kinda way, just a I feel your pain kinda thing.
I see, I see, In your future.....
a MINI-VAN :)
Dravyk
12-18-2003, 11:59 AM
Holy smokes! Congrats, ye of mighty sperm!
:wnw: :wnw: :wnw:
Erm, "congrats" ... um, right? Yeah. :P
Winetalk.com
12-18-2003, 11:59 AM
Shok, was it really "shocking"?
;-))
mazal tov!
Tonda_WEGCash
12-18-2003, 12:00 PM
Shok -
Congrats! I am still trying to figure out if this twin phenomena you have going on is increasing or decreasing as far as its Ebay value;)
Give your better half a big hug and kiss...congrats to the both of you!!!
Originally posted by Toolz@Dec 18 2003, 09:06 AM
Shok's supersperm strikes again!
I feel for you buddy, but not in a yeah I'll help you wrangle 4 kids kinda way, just a I feel your pain kinda thing.
I see, I see, In your future.....
a MINI-VAN :)
Oh my god we just had this argument.
She: We gotta sell the LS and get a minivan
He: Fuck you, I'm not driving a minivan
She: It's practical
He: So is an Escalade
She: You want baby puke on the leather?
I swaer to god Im not driving a minivan..........hmmm does anyone make a really cool one? Fuck it's happening already lol
Gabriel
12-18-2003, 12:06 PM
I guess the r/c plane thing will have to take a backseat. :nyanya:
DrGuile
12-18-2003, 12:07 PM
Make two more and you have your very own sport team ;)
Peaches
12-18-2003, 12:07 PM
Isn't a minivan (or full sized van) the only thing you can safely put 4 car seats into?
Dravyk
12-18-2003, 12:10 PM
I can feel it. Shok's going to rebel and get a two-seat sportster!
Toolz
12-18-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Shok@Dec 18 2003, 09:10 AM
I swaer to god Im not driving a minivan..........hmmm does anyone make a really cool one? Fuck it's happening already lol
Um sure all mini-van's are "cool"
bahahahahahahahahahahaha
Peaches
12-18-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Shok@Dec 18 2003, 01:17 PM
shut up Peaches
The Quest is pretty cool....for a minivan..... :nyanya:
Mike AI
12-18-2003, 12:22 PM
Damn Shok!!
You training them to go into showbiz?
There must be some kind of market for 2 sets of twins - there is some sitcom waiting out there for you!!
Congradulations!!
:rokk:
Toolz
12-18-2003, 12:22 PM
LOL, yeah that was the one I was gonna suggest Peaches, the new Armada SUV of Nissan's has plenty of room in it too, bigger than the Escalade and would be easier to get them in and out of the 3rd row seats, you may want to wait though Infiniti has the QX edition of it coming out in the spring, very pimped out... for a family carrier.
Peaches
12-18-2003, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Toolz@Dec 18 2003, 01:30 PM
LOL, yeah that was the one I was gonna suggest Peaches, the new Armada SUV of Nissan's has plenty of room in it too, bigger than the Escalade and would be easier to get them in and out of the 3rd row seats, you may want to wait though Infiniti has the QX edition of it coming out in the spring, very pimped out... for a family carrier.
From what I've read, putting 2 car seats on most (all?) SUV's 3rd row isn't safe - neither is putting 3 on the 2nd row. :( With 4 car seats, Van's are really the only way to go. The Excursion might be one SUV that could pull it off, but I haven't seen the specs on it.
Originally posted by Shok+Dec 18 2003, 09:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shok @ Dec 18 2003, 09:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Toolz@Dec 18 2003, 09:06 AM
Shok's supersperm strikes again!
I feel for you buddy, but not in a yeah I'll help you wrangle 4 kids kinda way, just a I feel your pain kinda thing.
I see, I see, In your future.....
a MINI-VAN :)
Oh my god we just had this argument.
She: We gotta sell the LS and get a minivan
He: Fuck you, I'm not driving a minivan
She: It's practical
He: So is an Escalade
She: You want baby puke on the leather?
I swaer to god Im not driving a minivan..........hmmm does anyone make a really cool one? Fuck it's happening already lol[/b][/quote]
Navigators arent bad, Congrats, WOW in less time you have a larger family than me B) :rokk: What are the odds on getting twins twice in a row ? :awinky:
sarettah
12-18-2003, 12:36 PM
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Toolz
12-18-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 18 2003, 09:32 AM
From what I've read, putting 2 car seats on most (all?) SUV's 3rd row isn't safe - neither is putting 3 on the 2nd row. :( With 4 car seats, Van's are really the only way to go. The Excursion might be one SUV that could pull it off, but I haven't seen the specs on it.
Safety?
Come on did your parents even put you in a seat belt let alone a car seat? Did they even have seat belts back then? (ducking the punches) lol
I only flew outta the car once as a kid, and that was because I opened the door as my mom was making a turn, of course the seat belt held me in but boy did it freak my mom out lol.
Gabriel
12-18-2003, 12:43 PM
Wagon Queen Family Truckster
"You think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it."
http://ultrawarp.com/chevy/vacation/luggage.jpg
http://ultrawarp.com/chevy/vacation/truckster.jpg
http://ultrawarp.com/chevy/vacation/dog.jpg
http://ultrawarp.com/chevy/vacation/gas.jpg
TheEnforcer
12-18-2003, 01:02 PM
Holy bejesus! Two sets of twins!! You're gonna be one tired SOB. Congrats!! :okthumb:
TheEnforcer
12-18-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Shok+Dec 18 2003, 12:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shok @ Dec 18 2003, 12:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Toolz@Dec 18 2003, 09:06 AM
Shok's supersperm strikes again!
I feel for you buddy, but not in a yeah I'll help you wrangle 4 kids kinda way, just a I feel your pain kinda thing.
I see, I see, In your future.....
a MINI-VAN :)
Oh my god we just had this argument.
She: We gotta sell the LS and get a minivan
He: Fuck you, I'm not driving a minivan
She: It's practical
He: So is an Escalade
She: You want baby puke on the leather?
I swaer to god Im not driving a minivan..........hmmm does anyone make a really cool one? Fuck it's happening already lol[/b][/quote]
Bow before the master of the house and get a mini-van!! You know you can't win so why even try!! :P
The value of leaving well enough alone just can't be mentioned enough these days.
Peaches
12-18-2003, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by Toolz+Dec 18 2003, 01:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Toolz @ Dec 18 2003, 01:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 18 2003, 09:32 AM
From what I've read, putting 2 car seats on most (all?) SUV's 3rd row isn't safe - neither is putting 3 on the 2nd row. :( With 4 car seats, Van's are really the only way to go. The Excursion might be one SUV that could pull it off, but I haven't seen the specs on it.
Safety?
Come on did your parents even put you in a seat belt let alone a car seat? Did they even have seat belts back then? (ducking the punches) lol
I only flew outta the car once as a kid, and that was because I opened the door as my mom was making a turn, of course the seat belt held me in but boy did it freak my mom out lol.[/b][/quote]
We had some sort of huge Chevrolet wagon, a Buick Kingswood Estate wagon (I will always remember the name of that model as I learned to parallel park in it - I can parallel park ANYTHING now, lol!) and a Volvo wagon. The few times we were in an accident, we won. :P
Car seats are here because they're safer. Going back to another post, my parents also let me ride my bike several miles a day in a moderate sized city when I was a kid - not something you'd do today. Times change and we hopefully learn and make things better. Though the simple fact that they stopped frying the McD's apple pie proves that's not always the case. :angry:
BradShaw
12-18-2003, 01:58 PM
Shok, you really need a job out of the house now! Or another hobby. I am buying a race car and need a fluffer.
Tonda_WEGCash
12-18-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by BradShaw@Dec 18 2003, 02:06 PM
Shok, you really need a job out of the house now! Or another hobby.
The planes, the planes.
VooMan
12-18-2003, 02:28 PM
Holy Moly, two sets of twins?!?!
Congrats to you and Kelly. You are a better man than I. :okthumb:
Anybody know the odds on having two sets of twins?
Peaches
12-18-2003, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 18 2003, 03:36 PM
Anybody know the odds on having two sets of twins?
Pretty darned high when you implant 2 sets of 2 fertilized eggs. B)
Now, if you're talking about having two sets of twins the "natural" way (which, as you know would never happen with Shok because he's sworn never to cheat on me :awinky: ) then the chances decrease substantially. :P
Bestat
12-18-2003, 02:54 PM
WTG Shok! You poor poor man (and I do mean poor, as in no money..lol) 4 kids is a lot these days! Though you have to admire Kelly for getting all 4 and only going through labor twice. :)
Congrats!!
B)
SykkBoy
12-18-2003, 06:40 PM
You know, twins are the mother's fault....
Shok, as a father of three and co-owner of a minivan, I can tell you Astrovans suck total ass...........go with a Safari or just get the fucking Escalade and cover the seats with protective plastic....
Dravyk
12-18-2003, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 18 2003, 02:36 PM
Anybody know the odds on having two sets of twins?
Good point, Voo! Maybe Shok should get into the poker turney!
Hubby
12-18-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Shok+Dec 18 2003, 09:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shok @ Dec 18 2003, 09:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Toolz@Dec 18 2003, 09:06 AM
Shok's supersperm strikes again!
I feel for you buddy, but not in a yeah I'll help you wrangle 4 kids kinda way, just a I feel your pain kinda thing.
I see, I see, In your future.....
a MINI-VAN :)
Oh my god we just had this argument.
She: We gotta sell the LS and get a minivan
He: Fuck you, I'm not driving a minivan
She: It's practical
He: So is an Escalade
She: You want baby puke on the leather?
I swaer to god Im not driving a minivan..........hmmm does anyone make a really cool one? Fuck it's happening already lol[/b][/quote]
We have a '96 Chrystler Town & Counrty LXi. Has leather seats CD and cassette in dash, passanger and drive side sliding rear doors, privacy glass, The thing is loaded to the teeth. Mini-vans aren't what they used to be. I'm sure the brand new ones have even more stuff in them, like DVD and Power sliding rear doors.
BTW, in my experience, the leather seats resist stains and clean up much more easily than any thing else.
http://www.carriebartkowiak.com/photogallery/data/media/6/MVC-001F.JPG
KevinG
12-18-2003, 07:22 PM
Congrats man! You may want to condsider what I said to the doc after my second one:
"While you've got the hood up, you might as well snip the wires doc".
Wow! Twins. Congrats again.
sextoyking
12-18-2003, 07:24 PM
Shok,
Congrats to you and the mrs.
Wow, that is great holiday news!!!
Billy
12-18-2003, 09:14 PM
Shit.. all women should stay away from Shok !!
His sperm are dangerous !!
Too late, I rubbed up against your woman, Greg's wife, Maria and Pornoman at the wedding.
Candice
12-18-2003, 10:19 PM
congrats!! B)
Carrie
12-19-2003, 12:04 AM
NOW you know why he's called "Shok" :P
Wow. DOUBLE CONGRATS!!
And I agree with hubby. Wiping up spills (or baby puke) off of leather is *much* easier than trying to scrub it out of fabric. GET THE LEATHER!
shawcutie
12-19-2003, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by Shok@Dec 18 2003, 07:17 PM
Too late, I rubbed up against your woman, Greg's wife, Maria and Pornoman at the wedding.
Shok didnt you stick your tongue in my ear at the wedding??
:( :(
sarettah
12-19-2003, 09:59 AM
Everytime I look at this thread I just start laughing......
My first 2 are twins............ I barely survived them.......
So I feel for you Shok, I really do.........
But at the same time, I keep picturing the look on your face when they told you............
:yowsa:
sunnypaul
12-19-2003, 10:29 AM
Congrats man! :wnw:
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 19 2003, 07:07 AM
Everytime I look at this thread I just start laughing......
My first 2 are twins............ I barely survived them.......
So I feel for you Shok, I really do.........
But at the same time, I keep picturing the look on your face when they told you............
:yowsa:
hahaha when they turned on the sonogram, I saw 2 right away and I just blurted out "SHIT!!!"
Actually the first 2 were easy, they entertain themselves.
Having just one seems alot easier though, but Im used to 2 now.
Originally posted by shawcutie+Dec 19 2003, 07:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (shawcutie @ Dec 19 2003, 07:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Shok@Dec 18 2003, 07:17 PM
Too late, I rubbed up against your woman, Greg's wife, Maria and Pornoman at the wedding.
Shok didnt you stick your tongue in my ear at the wedding??
:( :([/b][/quote]
hehe that wasnt my tongue.
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