The Hell Test

[girlgeek]

http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/helltest.swf

Score =164

You are a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? :P

[slavdogg]

151

[Carrie]

116
"Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt."

I'm a PRUDE! :yowsa:

[Vick]

As I hang my head in shame ......

212 - you're going straight to hell


But I had a good time on the way

[gonzo]

Originally posted by girlgeek@Dec 16 2003, 01:37 AM
http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/helltest.swf

Score =164

You are a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? :P
Your going to hell with me...Jan 4-8th in Vegas.
Better find your asbestos panties!

[Kevin2]

138 I'm enjoying life to the max but lately it doesn't feel like that with all the Visa BS etc :(

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 16 2003, 02:07 AM
As I hang my head in shame ......

212 - you're going straight to hell


But I had a good time on the way
Vick, I am at 205...where did I fail?

was it bestiality? I said no and now I regret it
;-))))

[TeenGodFather]

190 for me. I'm clean as an angel.. or something

[OldJeff]

225 - and that is what happened before 1996 when I cleaned up

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by OldJeff@Dec 16 2003, 05:50 AM
225 - and that is what happened before 1996 when I cleaned up
gotta be the "necrophilia" or "drug sales"
;-))

[sarettah]

183..... I join Darci on the day pass........


:unsure:

and I always thought I was one of the nice guys.... Guess that's what I get for thinking....

[Peaches]

Am I taking the same test everyone else is? :unsure:

77

:(

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 08:03 AM
Am I taking the same test everyone else is? :unsure:

77

:(
damn, who could have thought you were a virgin????
;-)))))

[Forest]

i dont even need to take the test

i know im going

:ph34r:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 09:07 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 09:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 08:03 AM
Am I taking the same test everyone else is? :unsure:

77

:(
damn, who could have thought you were a virgin????
;-)))))[/b][/quote]
A lot of questions I got away with because I'm a girl:

Never had to buy or sell drugs
Never had to buy anything in a sex shop
Never had to get someone drunk to have sex with them
Never had to pay for sex
Never gotten in a bar fight

And amazingly, I've never gotten drunk enough to pass out. :)

[Marc De]

64 - I feel like the most boring individual on Oprano... :)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 08:13 AM

A lot of questions I got away with because I'm a girl:

Never had to buy or sell drugs
Never had to buy anything in a sex shop
Never had to get someone drunk to have sex with them
Never had to pay for sex
Never gotten in a bar fight

And amazingly, I've never gotten drunk enough to pass out. :)
that's ain't it..
I answered NO also to 1/2 of those...
;-))))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 08:25 AM
64 - I feel like the most boring individual on Oprano... :)
...and we were sure back in 97 that you and Toolz were gay lovers...
go figure...
;-))))

[Vick]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 08:30 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 08:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 08:13 AM

A lot of questions I got away with because I'm a girl:

Never had to buy or sell drugs
Never had to buy anything in a sex shop
Never had to get someone drunk to have sex with them
Never had to pay for sex
Never gotten in a bar fight

And amazingly, I've never gotten drunk enough to pass out. :)
that's ain't it..
I answered NO also to 1/2 of those...
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Hmmmmmm
Guess it's how you interpret the questions

I put yes for having paid for sex
Being divorced qualified me he he he

Plus I counted taking a date to (dinner and) drinks for the sole purpose of getting sex as paying for sex

[Menace]

158

did that say lick an eyeball????

I don't get it.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Menace@Dec 16 2003, 08:36 AM
158

did that say lick an eyeball????

I don't get it.
old Chinese method....I'll show you one day when I am completelly senile and won't care one bit
;-))))

[OldJeff]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 07:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 07:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--OldJeff@Dec 16 2003, 05:50 AM
225 - and that is what happened before 1996 when I cleaned up
gotta be the "necrophilia" or "drug sales"
;-))[/b][/quote]
Actually the only no's on that test had to do with, Same Sex, Dead Sex, or Animal Sex.

Hard to imagine, but online Porn help me clean up myself a LOT

I was pretty much a waste of good oxygen for a large part of my life. :blink:

I also forgot, I never licked and eyeball :zoinks:



Last edited by OldJeff at Dec 16 2003, 08:45 AM

[29A|Wh()Craes]

100 - I'm a normal, nice, boring, bastardo.

I wonder if I'd get the same average score on the heaven one (if there is one) and subsequently spend thousands of years in limbo :grrr:

[iceicebaby]

213 - Straight to Hell... shit I have a chair with my name on it waiting for me :hic:

[Torone]

146

I'm enjoying life to the max!

[TheEnforcer]

165

You're a danger to society! Who let you ouy on a day pass?

[Toolz]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 05:31 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 05:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 08:25 AM
64 - I feel like the most boring individual on Oprano... :)
...and we were sure back in 97 that you and Toolz were gay lovers...
go figure...
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Always with us being gay, damn Serge, me thinks if this content existed you might pay a pretty penny for it.

[Marc De]

Hey Shawn - I think its wishful thinking. He was hoping we were gay and we would perform for him sometime. Sorry to disappoint you Serge, and how on EARTH would you have thought we were gay? hahaha ;) Do you reall take Toolz as Breathelss?

[Toolz]

Originally posted by Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 06:47 AM
Hey Shawn - I think its wishful thinking. He was hoping we were gay and we would perform for him sometime. Sorry to disappoint you Serge, and how on EARTH would you have thought we were gay? hahaha ;) Do you reall take Toolz as Breathelss?
I've got a better chance of making the Bears site and I'm not even hairy enough for that!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 09:47 AM
Hey Shawn - I think its wishful thinking. He was hoping we were gay and we would perform for him sometime. Sorry to disappoint you Serge, and how on EARTH would you have thought we were gay? hahaha ;) Do you reall take Toolz as Breathelss?
how?
two young guys, running gay site, giving each other moo-moo eyes and refusing to answer the direct question:
"Are you guys really gays to run such a proggy"?

what we were supposed to think?
that you were just shy with 64 score???
;-)))

that thought was unthinkable in those days,
you were doing way to good for a straight guys
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Toolz+Dec 16 2003, 09:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Toolz @ Dec 16 2003, 09:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 16 2003, 05:31 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 08:25 AM
64 - I feel like the most boring individual on Oprano... :)
...and we were sure back in 97 that you and Toolz were gay lovers...
go figure...
;-))))
Always with us being gay, damn Serge, me thinks if this content existed you might pay a pretty penny for it.[/b][/quote]
naaahhhh...I just was thinking how can I get in a middle....
;-)))))
we, the brokers, are all alike
;-)))

[Toolz]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 06:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 06:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 09:47 AM
Hey Shawn - I think its wishful thinking. He was hoping we were gay and we would perform for him sometime. Sorry to disappoint you Serge, and how on EARTH would you have thought we were gay? hahaha ;) Do you reall take Toolz as Breathelss?
how?
two young guys, running gay site, giving each other moo-moo eyes and refusing to answer the direct question:
"Are you guys really gays to run such a proggy"?

what we were supposed to think?
that you were just shy with 64 score???
;-)))

that thought was unthinkable in those days,
you were doing way to good for a straight guys
;-)))[/b][/quote]
If it makes you feel better my score was in the 180's lol

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Toolz+Dec 16 2003, 10:12 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Toolz @ Dec 16 2003, 10:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 16 2003, 06:56 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Marc De@Dec 16 2003, 09:47 AM
Hey Shawn - I think its wishful thinking. He was hoping we were gay and we would perform for him sometime. Sorry to disappoint you Serge, and how on EARTH would you have thought we were gay? hahaha ;) Do you reall take Toolz as Breathelss?
how?
two young guys, running gay site, giving each other moo-moo eyes and refusing to answer the direct question:
"Are you guys really gays to run such a proggy"?

what we were supposed to think?
that you were just shy with 64 score???
;-)))

that thought was unthinkable in those days,
you were doing way to good for a straight guys
;-)))
If it makes you feel better my score was in the 180's lol[/b][/quote]
I guess you answered YES to eye ball question
;-))))

[Bestat]

Score was 120...was doing great until those damn sex questions! Oh well...was worth it in the long run. Hehehehe

Save me a seat in hell guys!

B)

[Fletch XXX]

Aint no surprise.

235.

'You're going straight to hell.'

as if I didnt know that already.

:rokk:



Last edited by Fletch XXX at Dec 16 2003, 10:07 AM

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX@Dec 16 2003, 01:07 PM
Aint no surprise.

235.

'You're going straight to hell.'

as if I didnt know that already.

:rokk:
this must be definate necrophiliac!
;-)))

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 10:16 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 10:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Fletch XXX@Dec 16 2003, 01:07 PM
Aint no surprise.

235.

'You're going straight to hell.'

as if I didnt know that already.

:rokk:
this must be definate necrophiliac!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
i checked YES, to the beast/necro question.

dead girls in fact turn me on.

one of the few i checked no to, was laughing at someones disability.

odd aint i?

:okthumb:

[Fletch XXX]

the other 'no' was have you ever sold drugs to support a habit.

nope.

there were only a few i said no to.

i have even licked eyeballs.

hahaha

:stout:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX+Dec 16 2003, 01:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fletch XXX @ Dec 16 2003, 01:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 16 2003, 10:16 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Fletch XXX@Dec 16 2003, 01:07 PM
Aint no surprise.

235.

'You're going straight to hell.'

as if I didnt know that already.

:rokk:
this must be definate necrophiliac!
;-)))
i checked YES, to the beast/necro question.

dead girls in fact turn me on.

one of the few i checked no to, was laughing at someones disability.

odd aint i?

:okthumb:[/b][/quote]
what about dead guys?
;-)))

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 16 2003, 10:35 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 16 2003, 10:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Fletch XXX@Dec 16 2003, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Dec 16 2003, 10:16 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Fletch XXX@Dec 16 2003, 01:07 PM
Aint no surprise.

235.

'You're going straight to hell.'

as if I didnt know that already.

:rokk:
this must be definate necrophiliac!
;-)))
i checked YES, to the beast/necro question.

dead girls in fact turn me on.

one of the few i checked no to, was laughing at someones disability.

odd aint i?

:okthumb:
what about dead guys?
;-)))[/b][/quote]
ummmm.... no.

when i first got to LA, i heard of girls being paid to play dead for porn shoots, i thought it was the greatest thing.

forgot the studio, but i know they were paying girls to play dead, nude.

fantasy is fantasy right?

:inlove:

[DaisyDiaz]

210 ! yikes I didn't think I was that bad, hehe :cdance:

[Buff]

89

[dantheman]

202

I'm going to lick peaches eyeball in vegas :yowsa:

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 15 2003, 11:07 PM
As I hang my head in shame ......

212 - you're going straight to hell


But I had a good time on the way
Wanna share a cab? ;)

[Buff]

Originally posted by *KK*+Dec 16 2003, 01:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Dec 16 2003, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Dec 15 2003, 11:07 PM
As I hang my head in shame ......

212 - you're going straight to hell


But I had a good time on the way
Wanna share a cab? ;)[/b][/quote]
I'll try to sneak you sinners some water.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by dantheman@Dec 16 2003, 03:20 PM
202

I'm going to lick peaches eyeball in vegas :yowsa:
Maybe I can break 100. :groucho:

[Nickatilynx]

errrr 242.

:devil:

thats calculated at my prime of wickedness. :)

[kath]

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 05:03 AM
Am I taking the same test everyone else is? :unsure:

77

:(
Don't worry Peaches... you aren't alone. I got a 66.
"Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else."

Wow - first test to ever come back and call me normal and it had to be THIS one. :rolleyes:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by kath@Dec 16 2003, 03:40 PM
Don't worry Peaches... you aren't alone. I got a 66.
"Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else."

Wow - first test to ever come back and call me normal and it had to be THIS one. :rolleyes:
LOL! Middled Aged Soccer Moms RULE! :rokk:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 16 2003, 11:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 16 2003, 11:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--kath@Dec 16 2003, 03:40 PM
Don't worry Peaches... you aren't alone. I got a 66.
"Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else."

Wow - first test to ever come back and call me normal and it had to be THIS one. :rolleyes:
LOL! Middled Aged Soccer Moms RULE! :rokk:[/b][/quote]
You two need to get out more ;-))))

[dantheman]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 16 2003, 02:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 16 2003, 02:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--kath@Dec 16 2003, 03:40 PM
Don't worry Peaches... you aren't alone. I got a 66.
"Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else."

Wow - first test to ever come back and call me normal and it had to be THIS one. :rolleyes:
LOL! Middled Aged Soccer Moms RULE! :rokk:[/b][/quote]
masmilf.com umm., could be the next big thing :ph34r:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by dantheman@Dec 16 2003, 03:46 PM
masmilf.com umm., could be the next big thing :ph34r:
I'm almost embarassed to admit it since I obviously haven't touched it years, but I own http://www.sexysoccermoms.com/

:P



Last edited by Peaches at Dec 16 2003, 03:51 PM

[ulfie]

I only scored 99. I'm a lame excuse for a degenerate pervert.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by ulfie@Dec 16 2003, 03:57 PM
I only scored 99. I'm a lame excuse for a degenerate pervert.
Damn, Ulf - as a couple we didn't even break 200. :(

[ulfie]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 16 2003, 03:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 16 2003, 03:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--ulfie@Dec 16 2003, 03:57 PM
I only scored 99. I'm a lame excuse for a degenerate pervert.
Damn, Ulf - as a couple we didn't even break 200. :([/b][/quote]
We just need to sin more. :P

[Peaches]

Originally posted by ulfie+Dec 16 2003, 04:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ulfie @ Dec 16 2003, 04:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 03:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--ulfie@Dec 16 2003, 03:57 PM
I only scored 99. I'm a lame excuse for a degenerate pervert.
Damn, Ulf - as a couple we didn't even break 200. :(
We just need to sin more. :P[/b][/quote]
Wanna lick my eyeball? :groucho:

[dantheman]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 16 2003, 03:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 16 2003, 03:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -ulfie@Dec 16 2003, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 16 2003, 03:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--ulfie@Dec 16 2003, 03:57 PM
I only scored 99. I'm a lame excuse for a degenerate pervert.
Damn, Ulf - as a couple we didn't even break 200. :(
We just need to sin more. :P
Wanna lick my eyeball? :groucho:[/b][/quote]
HEY I'm first dangit :groucho:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by dantheman@Dec 16 2003, 04:26 PM
HEY I'm first dangit :groucho:
Attn: All of my husbands, please form a line for eyeball licking. B)

[kath]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 16 2003, 11:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 16 2003, 11:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--kath@Dec 16 2003, 03:40 PM
Don't worry Peaches... you aren't alone. I got a 66.
"Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else."

Wow - first test to ever come back and call me normal and it had to be THIS one. :rolleyes:
LOL! Middled Aged Soccer Moms RULE! :rokk:[/b][/quote]
Hahahahaha! :rokk:

But Nick's right... we DO need to get out more. Guess I'll find you @ Internext at the front of the "lick Peaches' eyeball" line... now I need to find something to do in Sin City to up my score. :awinky:

[Kittyfuzz]

LOL wow, better get my fire suit out quick!


176

[FX2.0]

166

I'm so disappointed!
I guess I'd better get away from my computer more often....... :(

[Candice]

81..normal... :okthumb:

[girlgeek]

Originally posted by gonzo+Dec 16 2003, 12:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Dec 16 2003, 12:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--girlgeek@Dec 16 2003, 01:37 AM
http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/helltest.swf

Score =164

You are a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? :P
Your going to hell with me...Jan 4-8th in Vegas.
Better find your asbestos panties![/b][/quote]
That seems like it would chafe in all the wrong places. :D

I figured I would move up a few points on the "going to hell meter" after hanging out with you for a couple of days.

Peaches, don't feel bad, Kevin scored normal, too. :agrin:

Glad you guys enjoyed the test. At least now I'm sure that I'm in good company here.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by girlgeek+Dec 17 2003, 12:48 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (girlgeek @ Dec 17 2003, 12:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -gonzo@Dec 16 2003, 12:20 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--girlgeek@Dec 16 2003, 01:37 AM
http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/helltest.swf

Score =164

You are a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass? :P
Your going to hell with me...Jan 4-8th in Vegas.
Better find your asbestos panties!
That seems like it would chafe in all the wrong places. :D

I figured I would move up a few points on the "going to hell meter" after hanging out with you for a couple of days.

Peaches, don't feel bad, Kevin scored normal, too. :agrin:

Glad you guys enjoyed the test. At least now I'm sure that I'm in good company here.[/b][/quote]
You got to moisturize that thang!

I figured Kevin would move up the ramp becasue rasstling with pigs might count as intercourse. You know the pig likes it!

[Dravyk]

Wow, 184. And here I thought I was a boy scout all along. Who knew?

... Had to have been that box of eye balls back in '87 ...

Marc, I'm shocked!! Kath, Peaches and Ulfie ... well actually Ulf you surprise me, thought you were a lot sleezier!

[gigi]

152 :)

[Vick]

Originally posted by *KK*+Dec 16 2003, 02:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Dec 16 2003, 02:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Dec 15 2003, 11:07 PM
As I hang my head in shame ......

212 - you're going straight to hell


But I had a good time on the way
Wanna share a cab? ;)[/b][/quote]
Of course
I'm sure it will have a fully stocked bar for the ride :awinky:


Should I be worried the Ulfie's and Peaches score together is still less than mine? :scans: - and they're a married couple

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 17 2003, 12:57 PM
Should I be worried the Ulfie's and Peaches score together is still less than mine? :scans: - and they're a married couple
Be afraid... be very, VERY afraid.

[Peaches]

Now, I have to admit some things I kinda fudged on. For instance, I've had sex on a PRIVATE beach, so I didn't put it down as a public place. Nor did I include a car. And I've had sex which COULD have produced rug burns, but didn't and I've had unprotected sex, but it was on purpose. :P I said "no" to all of these.

And again, being a girl I've never had to pay for drugs or sex. B)

[Vick]

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 17 2003, 03:35 PM
Now, I have to admit some things I kinda fudged on. For instance, I've had sex on a PRIVATE beach, so I didn't put it down as a public place. Nor did I include a car. And I've had sex which COULD have produced rug burns, but didn't and I've had unprotected sex, but it was on purpose. :P I said "no" to all of these.

And again, being a girl I've never had to pay for drugs or sex. B)
This is where I think the test becomes selective perception

I figure if you're married (and especially if you're divorced) you've paid for sex :groucho:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 17 2003, 04:43 PM
This is where I think the test becomes selective perception

I figure if you're married (and especially if you're divorced) you've paid for sex :groucho:
Maybe if you're a man. :)

[Vick]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 17 2003, 03:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 17 2003, 03:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Dec 17 2003, 04:43 PM
This is where I think the test becomes selective perception

I figure if you're married (and especially if you're divorced) you've paid for sex :groucho:
Maybe if you're a man. :)[/b][/quote]
From my point of view going through the divorce is paying for the sex after you got it

Sort of the screwing you get for the screwing you got he he he

and I have a very amiable divorce

[Nickatilynx]

This is where I think the test becomes selective perception


Exactly , I once bought a dead male goat and had sex with it when high off my tits on drugs I bought.

So that one act pretty much scored twice peaches entire score!!!

;-))))))

[Vick]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 17 2003, 04:32 PM
This is where I think the test becomes selective perception


Exactly , I once bought a dead male goat and had sex with it when high off my tits on drugs I bought.

So that one act pretty much scored twice peaches entire score!!!

;-))))))
Did you eat it when you were done?

Edit - did the goat sell you the drugs or was the goat part of a package with the drugs? Thinking a yes to either could put you off the scale



Last edited by Vick at Dec 17 2003, 04:34 PM

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Nick, if the goat was female, would you eat it first?
;-))))

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 17 2003, 05:32 PM
This is where I think the test becomes selective perception


Exactly , I once bought a dead male goat and had sex with it when high off my tits on drugs I bought.

So that one act pretty much scored twice peaches entire score!!!

;-))))))
Had you passed out and then forgotten about it, you might have hit 300! :P

[Nickatilynx]

In response to your questions.... ;-)))

Vick,

My drug dealer at that time was arabic , he did a free goat with each 8ball.
for an oz you got a camel.But they tend to spit. ;-)))

Serge,
I do not discriminate on sex.
I can attest that you can have your goat and eat it. ;-)))

peaches,
I have another story regarding that matter ;-))))

[Dravyk]

I see if they had mentioned licking goat eyes it would have a bonus round question for some. :P

[TheEnforcer]

Now, how many people do you think answered with complete honesty on the test eh? :P

[Cassie]

190....not bad:)

[nlphoto]

Originally posted by Vick+Dec 17 2003, 02:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Dec 17 2003, 02:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 17 2003, 03:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Dec 17 2003, 04:43 PM
This is where I think the test becomes selective perception

I figure if you're married (and especially if you're divorced) you've paid for sex :groucho:
Maybe if you're a man. :)
From my point of view going through the divorce is paying for the sex after you got it

Sort of the screwing you get for the screwing you got he he he

and I have a very amiable divorce[/b][/quote]

Alimony = Vaginamony


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