Opranauts...Do you shave.......

[sarettah]

Inspired by this thread:

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...42c7d1a8bd6e8ab (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=7970&s=7d7281d8c353e92ae42c7d1a8bd6e8ab)

[Carrie]

TMI !!!

[clemsontiger]

I realize there are some people on this board that probably do not want to know what I'm about to say, SO ADVERT YOUR EYES PLEASE!

I have shaved before, my girlfriend at the time had wanted me to. It felt better but it itched for a day or two.

[sarettah]

Hey Peaches !!!!!!!!!

Make sure to read the post above this.........






:yowsa:

[TeenGodFather]

Shaving balls is easy as abc... but have you ever tried to shave your asscrack on your own? I have. Bleeding asshole makes baby TGF cry. It also itches like motherfucker..and when your asscrack sweats, it's all slippery. I don't do that anymore. Gotta try everything once.

Also, when you shave your nuts do NOT apply aftershave on them, tested, it also makes baby TGF cry.

[sarettah]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather@Dec 7 2003, 10:44 PM
Also, when you shave your nuts do NOT apply aftershave on them, tested, it also makes baby TGF cry.
lolololololololol...............


Bengay would have helped take away the aftershave burn..... trust me :yowsa:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 7 2003, 11:37 PM
Hey Peaches !!!!!!!!!

Make sure to read the post above this.........






:yowsa:
And you know, when I read the title of this thread, my first thought was "No way I'm answering any questions like that on this board!" :zoinks:

I guess I should be glad he didn't cut himself and need a trip to the doctor's office. :headwall:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Carrie@Dec 7 2003, 10:46 PM
TMI !!!
The post below yours is WWWWWWWTMI! (W=Way) :barfon:

[Trev]

It gets cold here in winter so I leave all my natural insulation where it belongs...

anyway I'm such a kack handed fool at times I'd probably cut a nut off :blink:


:D

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by Trev@Dec 8 2003, 12:14 AM
It gets cold here in winter so I leave all my natural insulation where it belongs...

:D
That's why I'm 300lbs, to insulate the cold... I've watched discovery channel, I know seals have so much fat because of the cold as well. When I was 10 I decided to give it a go. Doesn't work.

[Trev]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather+Dec 8 2003, 10:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TeenGodFather @ Dec 8 2003, 10:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Trev@Dec 8 2003, 12:14 AM
It gets cold here in winter so I leave all my natural insulation where it belongs...

:D
That's why I'm 300lbs, to insulate the cold... I've watched discovery channel, I know seals have so much fat because of the cold as well. When I was 10 I decided to give it a go. Doesn't work.[/b][/quote]
Hahahahah

:okthumb:


Yeah not everything on the discovery channel works :D

[Lisa]

Question...

I am a lady and I remain natural
I am a lady and I trim my pubic hair
I am a girl and I shave my puss

Chicks that shave aren't ladylike? :P

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Lisa@Dec 8 2003, 05:25 AM
Question...

I am a lady and I remain natural
I am a lady and I trim my pubic hair
I am a girl and I shave my puss

Chicks that shave aren't ladylike? :P
)lololol.....

umm...err.....

Just a typo ?? (a Freudian typo perhaps ?? :yowsa: )

[slavdogg]

i trim my nuts, its almost like shaved but no razer cuts :)

a month ago for some stupid reason (my mind must have been somewhere else :)) i put some colonge on them,, maaan it felt like my balls were on fire for like an hour lol





Last edited by slavdogg at Dec 9 2003, 06:04 AM

[spazlabz]

Originally posted by slavdogg@Dec 9 2003, 02:30 AM
i trim my nuts, its almost like shaved but no razer cuts :)

a month ago for some stupid reason (my mind must have been somewhere else :)) i put some colonge on them,, maaan it felt like my balls were on fire for like an hour lol
Chemicals + Testicals = Tears


spaz

[KRL]

I haven't seen many girls with hairy bushes. Most shave or buzz trim.

So why not men too. Who wants hairs between the teeth? LOL

[XXXPhoto]

I used to shave my balls all the time; then just let it grow out and now I braid it instead... :wankit:

[Snoops]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Dec 10 2003, 05:31 AM
I used to shave my balls all the time; then just let it grow out and now I braid it instead... :wankit:
ohhhhhh, another handle!

You go redneck!

:inlove: :purpdance:

[XXXPhoto]

No dear... that would be YOUR pigtail... or don't you remember?

[Snoops]

Yes hon, have forgotten completely....Ya may need to refresh my memory - dontcha think?

(innocent look)

Ok, back to work - this getting sidetracked by long-haired rednecks is bad for my productivity (er, um...work productivity at least)

lmao

[traffic ho]

for all you guys......

SHAVE YOUR BALLS!!!!!

:wnw:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather@Dec 7 2003, 10:44 PM
Shaving balls is easy as abc... but have you ever tried to shave your asscrack on your own? I have. Bleeding asshole makes baby TGF cry. It also itches like motherfucker..and when your asscrack sweats, it's all slippery. I don't do that anymore. Gotta try everything once.

Also, when you shave your nuts do NOT apply aftershave on them, tested, it also makes baby TGF cry.
ROFLMAO!!

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by slavdogg@Dec 9 2003, 05:30 AM
i trim my nuts, its almost like shaved but no razer cuts :)

a month ago for some stupid reason (my mind must have been somewhere else :)) i put some colonge on them,, maaan it felt like my balls were on fire for like an hour lol
ROFLMFAO!!! :P

What the fuck are you guys thinking when yopu do these things?? :lol:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by spazlabz+Dec 10 2003, 03:22 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (spazlabz @ Dec 10 2003, 03:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--slavdogg@Dec 9 2003, 02:30 AM
i trim my nuts, its almost like shaved but no razer cuts :)

a month ago for some stupid reason (my mind must have been somewhere else :)) i put some colonge on them,, maaan it felt like my balls were on fire for like an hour lol
Chemicals + Testicals = Tears


spaz[/b][/quote]
Oh man.. I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG fucking time!! :lol:

This thread is great!! :rokk:

[29A|Wh()Craes]

Originally posted by KRL@Dec 10 2003, 03:08 AM
I haven't seen many girls with hairy bushes. Most shave or buzz trim.

So why not men too. Who wants hairs between the teeth? LOL
Many asian women don't even trim their pubic hair. And it's very thick and black. Not for the faint-hearted.

http://thumb.adultcddvdvideo.com/tn_5877_jpg.jpg

[sarettah]

hmmm...bery bery interestink......

looks like trimmers/shavers are about 2:1 against au natural on the guys, while the ladies are 100% trimmers/shavers......

what does that tell us ?

:blink:

[Trev]

Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 11 2003, 02:35 PM
hmmm...bery bery interestink......

looks like trimmers/shavers are about 2:1 against au natural on the guys, while the ladies are 100% trimmers/shavers......

what does that tell us ?

:blink:
I'm lazy :blink:

[Hell Puppy]

Hell, I try, but it's gotten difficult as I've gotten older.

I find my arms are no longer long enough to get the sack stretched out taught so I can shave it.

[slavdogg]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Dec 10 2003, 10:14 AM

What the fuck are you guys thinking when yopu do these things?? :lol:
what havent u ever stopped to think and forgot to start again :D

[Trev]

I decided to tend my garden last night... ok ok jungle!

I'm now very very sure I don't like it!

It looks WRONG!
It feels WRONG!
and it made my wife smile and that felt WRONG for all the WRONG reasons!



I feel weird :(

[B1tch]

Originally posted by Trev@Dec 11 2003, 11:55 PM
I decided to tend my garden last night... ok ok jungle!

I'm now very very sure I don't like it!

It looks WRONG!
It feels WRONG!
and it made my wife smile and that felt WRONG for all the WRONG reasons!



I feel weird :(
Babe it made me smile because it no longer looks like a broken tree in a wild forest :P

[Lisa]

Oooooh harsh! :D

[Trev]

Originally posted by B1tch+Dec 12 2003, 10:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (B1tch @ Dec 12 2003, 10:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Trev@Dec 11 2003, 11:55 PM
I decided to tend my garden last night... ok ok jungle!

I'm now very very sure I don't like it!

It looks WRONG!
It feels WRONG!
and it made my wife smile and that felt WRONG for all the WRONG reasons!



I feel weird :(
Babe it made me smile because it no longer looks like a broken tree in a wild forest :P[/b][/quote]
:unsure:



And now the right side of my brain is going mad with the insecurities... and the paranoia... and the inferiority complex and stuff :cryin:


:(

[sarettah]

Originally posted by B1tch+Dec 12 2003, 03:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (B1tch @ Dec 12 2003, 03:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Trev@Dec 11 2003, 11:55 PM
I decided to tend my garden last night... ok ok jungle!

I'm now very very sure I don't like it!

It looks WRONG!
It feels WRONG!
and it made my wife smile and that felt WRONG for all the WRONG reasons!



I feel weird :(
Babe it made me smile because it no longer looks like a broken tree in a wild forest :P[/b][/quote]
There some kind of bend in the tree ????

:yowsa:

[Trev]

Originally posted by sarettah+Dec 12 2003, 04:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Dec 12 2003, 04:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -B1tch@Dec 12 2003, 03:02 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Trev@Dec 11 2003, 11:55 PM
I decided to tend my garden last night... ok ok jungle!

I'm now very very sure I don't like it!

It looks WRONG!
It feels WRONG!
and it made my wife smile and that felt WRONG for all the WRONG reasons!



I feel weird :(
Babe it made me smile because it no longer looks like a broken tree in a wild forest :P
There some kind of bend in the tree ????

:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
No!!! my tree is strong and straight


































whys everyone dissing my tree.... it's a good tree!
















why the hell am I calling my penis a tree? :blink:

[T-Rav]

Ok, I have hardly been keeping up the last 2 months. I chimed in on OU Football, and now on the finer points of shaving your pubic area. You can learn a lot about me by that last statement.

I've been considering shaving the boys for sometime now. I started dating this girl that likes her sex "skin on skin". Who am I to argue, she's super hot and superb in the sack.

So, I shaved it bald, and my chest hair. I haven't been that hairless since before puberty. It looked very weird to me.

I like the shaved pubic area. I'm never going back. I figure I have always preferred a shaved beaver, so this makes it even better. The chest hair stays. I worked hard for that.

Now you know. I'm sure everyone will sleep better at night.

[Sabby]

I think you guys should try waxing them!


Sabby:)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Trev@Dec 12 2003, 11:49 AM
why the hell am I calling my penis a tree? :blink:
I don't know, B1tch started it............

So, why does she think it looks like a broken tree if it is straight ?

Could it be that it is smaller than all the other trees in the forest, so it looks like it was broken ?












:yowsa: