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BradShaw
12-01-2003, 01:18 PM
Aside from looking to replace several employees, I have another job available. I need someone to post for me during the week of my honeymoon (next week). Please post your qualifications.
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12-01-2003, 01:24 PM
where are you going for HM?
Originally posted by BradShaw@Dec 1 2003, 12:26 PM
Aside from looking to replace several employees, I have another job available. I need someone to post for me during the week of my honeymoon (next week). Please post your qualifications.
Dear Sir:
I am applying for the position of Interim Board Spammer. I have almost 2 full years of experience on several boards, and my contributions never go unnoticed.
Linguistically, I have a prodigious vocabulary, my diction and grammar are of the highest caliber, and my fluid prose often brings mortal enemies to their knees in supplication (and tears).
Verily, you will not find a more qualified applicant.
As for salary, I was thinking something in the range of $17,000.
Regards,
The Buffster
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12-01-2003, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by Buff+Dec 1 2003, 01:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Buff @ Dec 1 2003, 01:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Dec 1 2003, 12:26 PM
Aside from looking to replace several employees, I have another job available. I need someone to post for me during the week of my honeymoon (next week). Please post your qualifications.
Dear Sir:
I am applying for the position of Interim Board Spammer. I have almost 2 full years of experience on several boards, and my contributions never go unnoticed.
Linguistically, I have a prodigious vocabulary, my diction and grammar are of the highest caliber, and my fluid prose often brings mortal enemies to their knees in supplication (and tears).
Verily, you will not find a more qualified applicant.
As for salary, I was thinking something in the range of $17,000.
Regards,
The Buffster[/b][/quote]
Buffster,
with those qualifications NOBODY will mistake you for Brad
;-)))
he is looking for an arrogant fuck, not PhD
;-)))
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 1 2003, 12:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 1 2003, 12:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Buff@Dec 1 2003, 01:34 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Dec 1 2003, 12:26 PM
Aside from looking to replace several employees, I have another job available. I need someone to post for me during the week of my honeymoon (next week). Please post your qualifications.
Dear Sir:
I am applying for the position of Interim Board Spammer. I have almost 2 full years of experience on several boards, and my contributions never go unnoticed.
Linguistically, I have a prodigious vocabulary, my diction and grammar are of the highest caliber, and my fluid prose often brings mortal enemies to their knees in supplication (and tears).
Verily, you will not find a more qualified applicant.
As for salary, I was thinking something in the range of $17,000.
Regards,
The Buffster
Buffster,
with those qualifications NOBODY will mistake you for Brad
;-)))
he is looking for an arrogant fuck, not PhD
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Easy solution: If he lends me his ferrari for the week, I can get into the arrogant fuck mode.
Dear Mr Shaw,
You fuck off and work at Wendy's and give me your password.
Job sorted!
BradShaw
12-01-2003, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 1 2003, 10:32 AM
where are you going for HM?
Four Seasons outside of Puerto Vallerta. Wanted somewhere close and easy, only one flight. It fit the bill. Just a week of relaxation. I hope to finally get laid!
http://fourseasons.com/forward.weml?proper...name=puntamita& (http://fourseasons.com/forward.weml?property_name=puntamita&)
Gemini
12-01-2003, 01:50 PM
Have fun Brad.
I'd apply but my bra would give me away during the arrogant parts. ;-)p And it would cost 200 pairs of shoes too. lol You'd only go 10 pr tops.
Winetalk.com
12-01-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by BradShaw+Dec 1 2003, 01:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BradShaw @ Dec 1 2003, 01:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Dec 1 2003, 10:32 AM
where are you going for HM?
Four Seasons outside of Puerto Vallerta. Wanted somewhere close and easy, only one flight. It fit the bill. Just a week of relaxation. I hope to finally get laid!
http://fourseasons.com/forward.weml?proper...name=puntamita& (http://fourseasons.com/forward.weml?property_name=puntamita&)[/b][/quote]
have fun! give me some of your rejects, I'd need 3 too for the same week
;_)))
gonzo
12-01-2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Gemini@Dec 1 2003, 01:58 PM
Have fun Brad.
I'd apply but my bra would give me away during the arrogant parts. ;-)p And it would cost 200 pairs of shoes too. lol You'd only go 10 pr tops.
Dont mention shoes...them gets people in trouble!
CDSmith
12-01-2003, 02:33 PM
What does it pay, and who do I have to kill.
sarettah
12-01-2003, 02:48 PM
I'm not personally looking right now Brad, but I heard about someone right up your alley.... This guy would be perfect for us..err...I mean ...you....
:)
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...nada_shotgun_dc (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20031201/od_nm/odd_canada_shotgun_dc)
Jailed for Office Gunplay, Man Wants Job Back
Mon Dec 1, 9:15 AM ET
TORONTO (Reuters) - Fired for walking into his office drunk, toting a loaded, sawed-off shotgun and saying he was looking for his bosses, a Canadian man wants his union to help him get his job back.
The incident last April stunned the man's co-workers at the city of Moncton, New Brunswick, where he had worked for 18 years as a tree pruner.
In court last week, George Pavlovsky, 44, was convicted of weapons-related offenses, but was acquitted of attempted murder. He is serving a two-year prison sentence.
Pavlovsky was reported to have been angry about being passed over for a promotion. He was arrested about 15 minutes after the incident began. His bosses away at the time and no one was injured.
The city of Moncton dismissed him, but a week later Pavlovsky went to his union to protest the firing and members agreed the union should help him try to get his job back once he finishes his prison term.
Hey, for 16,500 you and I can fight like we used to, don't give Buff 17 ;)
Brad_wishing
12-01-2003, 03:40 PM
So this job is just for one week? My friend is looking for work.. but only wants something steady.
Originally posted by *KK*@Dec 1 2003, 02:03 PM
Hey, for 16,500 you and I can fight like we used to, don't give Buff 17 ;)
Undercutting bitch.
Dravyk
12-01-2003, 07:56 PM
Does the substitute get his/her face blastered between two assholes for the week? B)
Originally posted by Buff+Dec 1 2003, 01:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Buff @ Dec 1 2003, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--*KK*@Dec 1 2003, 02:03 PM
Hey, for 16,500 you and I can fight like we used to, don't give Buff 17 ;)
Undercutting bitch.[/b][/quote]
Yep.
XXXPhoto
12-01-2003, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by BradShaw@Dec 1 2003, 10:51 AM
I hope to finally get laid!
Brad,
Crawl up a chicken's ass an wait... do I get the job?
:awinky:
Candice
12-01-2003, 10:04 PM
what are the qualifications???? :bulb1:
Nbritt
12-02-2003, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by BradShaw@Dec 1 2003, 10:26 AM
Aside from looking to replace several employees, I have another job available. I need someone to post for me during the week of my honeymoon (next week). Please post your qualifications.
3 years on gfy and well over 500 posts ok well I am lazy when it comes to posting but I am cheap one week for only 1K
Nbritt
Brad_wishing
12-02-2003, 12:22 AM
Okay.
Ben wants the job.
He doesn't have an oprano account and is out for dinner so I will do this for him.
Over 10 years in sales/marketing in the telecommunications industry both in the UK and Canada.
IT manager at 3 large UK IT firms.
He's qualified and cheap.
Will do it for $300 for the week in hopes of getting some more work afterwards.
pornoman
12-02-2003, 01:46 AM
30k per month.. 1 year contract.
I guarantee I will save you my salary. Or I will give the money back.
Anything over that I get 20% commission.
Chris
Originally posted by pornoman@Dec 1 2003, 10:54 PM
30k per month.. 1 year contract.
I guarantee I will save you my salary. Or I will give the money back.
Anything over that I get 20% commission.
Chris
Undercutting bitch.
Billy
12-02-2003, 02:14 AM
I will do it for Brads love : )
Wait.. I already have that : )
KK.. can you top that ??
Originally posted by BradShaw@Dec 1 2003, 10:51 AM
[QUOTE=Serge_Oprano,Dec 1 2003, 10:32 AM]I hope to finally get laid!
Enjoy it like it's your last
because it will be your last :(
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