ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH !

[Billy]

Well its that time again, time for another asshole of the month, this year has flown by !

Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

You have been an asshole for a long time and you finally have the title to prove it !

If you want to see if you moved up / or OFF the list check it out, http://isjustanasshole.com/

Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)

ALSO.. More to follow for the voting of the Asshole of the Year award !!

:wnw:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 1 2003, 11:17 AM


Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)


pruning is good for assholes too!
;-)))

[Peaches]

Congrats, VDM!!! :bjump: Now you can use that as a pickup line "I was Asshole of Month, December 2003!". :P

Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)
I've been called dumb, fat, ugly, unable to get laid, and worse of all - Gonzo's girlfriend. I think if I'm able to create these feelings in people, I have performed several asshole acts and I hope to remain on board. B)

[LadyMischief]

Congrats! You smell :)

[VooMan]

Man, I'm not even on the list anymore... :cryin:

But I've still got the Elvis picture on my desk, and I am still the funniest asshole for 2002! :nyanya:

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 1 2003, 11:17 AM
Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

Hooray!

Now he's a dyslexic asshole!

[dantheman]

haha voodooman is a topnotch asshole :wnw:

damn, I didnt make up any ground this month. I cant wait to see billy :ph34r:

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Dec 1 2003, 11:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Dec 1 2003, 11:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Dec 1 2003, 11:17 AM
Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

Hooray!

Now he's a dyslexic asshole![/b][/quote]
Oooops, that was VooDOOMan, Not VooMan...

I must be the dyslexic.... :ph34r:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 12:36 PM
Man, I'm not even on the list anymore... :cryin:
This is a travesty! If nothing else, your refusal to come to the mountains when your boss has a cabin here should keep you forever on the list. I will attempt to use my Asshole of the Month influence to get you reinstated. :)

[Trev]

Congrats VooDooMan :okthumb:


I'm tied on my vote for asshole of the year though :( can I vote for my top 2 assholes?

[TheEnforcer]

Congrats VooDooMan!! :okthumb:

That said, I'm still stuck at number 7 damn it!! :angry:

[Torone]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 1 2003, 10:17 AM
Well its that time again, time for another asshole of the month, this year has flown by !

Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

You have been an asshole for a long time and you finally have the title to prove it !

If you want to see if you moved up / or OFF the list check it out, http://isjustanasshole.com/

Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)

ALSO.. More to follow for the voting of the Asshole of the Year award !!

:wnw:
Congrats, Voodoo! :D

Oh, and I see I've moved up. What constitutes an asshole act?

[Nickatilynx]

Congratulations!

I rose only 2 places to #4. :(

[VooMan]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Dec 1 2003, 11:38 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Dec 1 2003, 11:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Diamond Jim@Dec 1 2003, 11:36 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Dec 1 2003, 11:17 AM
Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

Hooray!

Now he's a dyslexic asshole!
Oooops, that was VooDOOMan, Not VooMan...

I must be the dyslexic.... :ph34r:[/b][/quote]
hahaha, I knew as soon as I read that you had us confused...

Bill Hi are ya how?

Fine just Bob, see I weight put on but you've a little... barbeque since, new brand gas got you your!

:nyanya:

[VooMan]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 1 2003, 11:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 1 2003, 11:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 12:36 PM
Man, I'm not even on the list anymore... :cryin:
This is a travesty! If nothing else, your refusal to come to the mountains when your boss has a cabin here should keep you forever on the list. I will attempt to use my Asshole of the Month influence to get you reinstated. :)[/b][/quote]
That's right, he does have a cabin... I was up there once when he first built it. If you can use your influence with Billy I would appreciate it though. I feel so left out... :cryin:

[dantheman]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 1 2003, 11:17 AM
Well its that time again, time for another asshole of the month, this year has flown by !

Well congrats to this months asshole, VooDooMan !

You have been an asshole for a long time and you finally have the title to prove it !

If you want to see if you moved up / or OFF the list check it out, http://isjustanasshole.com/

Starting Jan 1, 2004 assholes with less then one asshole act will be removed !! (Serge taught me this)

ALSO.. More to follow for the voting of the Asshole of the Year award !!

:wnw:
who really gets this award? voodooman OR joe :yowsa:



j/f withya kirk :nyanya:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 01:13 PM
That's right, he does have a cabin... I was up there once when he first built it.
IIRC, that was when you stuck your finger in the air. I'm beginning to realize which finger you were using! :unsure:

[VooMan]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 1 2003, 12:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 1 2003, 12:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 01:13 PM
That's right, he does have a cabin... I was up there once when he first built it.
IIRC, that was when you stuck your finger in the air. I'm beginning to realize which finger you were using! :unsure:[/b][/quote]
huh?

[Peaches]

Originally posted by VooMan+Dec 1 2003, 01:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VooMan @ Dec 1 2003, 01:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 1 2003, 12:15 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 01:13 PM
That's right, he does have a cabin... I was up there once when he first built it.
IIRC, that was when you stuck your finger in the air. I'm beginning to realize which finger you were using! :unsure:
huh?[/b][/quote]
Think: Satellite dish installation..... B)

[Brad_wishing]

Hmmm
How about: isjustaniceperson.com

The site with a white background and good deed toting people.
For those of us who are jedi for the light side of the force. :)

[kath]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 1 2003, 08:56 AM
Congratulations!

I rose only 2 places to #4. :(
Don't worry Nick... you'll get there. I have faith in you. :bdance:

Was hoping my nasty Happy Bunny avatar would help me out, but I think I need to become someone's asshole protoge.... I'm just not doing it right. Peaches? Anyone? Care to tutor an asshole wannabe newbie? :yowsa:

[Trev]

Originally posted by Brad_wishing@Dec 1 2003, 07:24 PM
Hmmm
How about: isjustaniceperson.com

The site with a white background and good deed toting people.
For those of us who are jedi for the light side of the force. :)
Billy can I nominate people for the list? :P

[Jim Holio]

You are now among the assshole elite....congrats!

ASSHOLE!!!!

[VooMan]

ah, now I get it... I forgot about how I luckily nailed that signal for T's satellite dish... but I used a compass, not the finger. B)




[invisible ink]

I am not dissing you, just never seem to have time...

[/invisible ink]

[Peaches]

Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 01:33 PM
ah, now I get it... I forgot about how I luckily nailed that signal for T's satellite dish... but I used a compass, not the finger. B)




[invisible ink]

I am not dissing you, just never seem to have time...

[/invisible ink]
Ah, now see, in T's story, you used your finger. :lol:

I am not dissing you, just never seem to have time...
Are you going to Vegas? If so, we MUST have a "for old times" Denny's breakfast and catch up. :awinky:

[VooMan]

Well, you know how Tony's stories can go sometimes... the dish came with a little compass, and I did one of those "it should go right about heeerrre" guestimates. I remember it was between two trees and the first try was the highest signal we got...

Funny you should mention Denny's. Just the other day I was telling someone how I had breakfast at Denny's like every day at that show. Wasn't that the one at the IP?

[voodooman]

Thanks for all the congrats, I really appreciate it.

I can't believe I finally made it, and right behind
my mentor too, who would have thunk it?

Anyways, I will do my best to be a good asshole.

Thanks!!!

[BradShaw]

I should win every month, just ask Laura.

[voodooman]

Dantheman,

If only Edd would get a smiley with the middle finger.

:okthumb:

Ok, substitute the thumb for the middle finger.

:D

[dantheman]

Originally posted by voodooman@Dec 1 2003, 12:54 PM
Dantheman,

If only Edd would get a smiley with the middle finger.

:okthumb:

Ok, substitute the thumb for the middle finger.

:D
haha, hey you can use mine
http://www.techieboard.com/images/Finger.jpg


:ph34r:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 1 2003, 01:49 PM
Funny you should mention Denny's. Just the other day I was telling someone how I had breakfast at Denny's like every day at that show. Wasn't that the one at the IP?
Yep. :P

[Anthony]

Congrats! Never a finer asshole has graced us! :D

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by voodooman@Dec 1 2003, 12:52 PM
Thanks for all the congrats, I really appreciate it.

I can't believe I finally made it, and right behind
my mentor too, who would have thunk it?

Anyways, I will do my best to be a good asshole.

Thanks!!!
Just by your Avatar you deserve the award.

I mean, you are a big Kansass fan, right? :D

[Trev]

Originally posted by voodooman@Dec 1 2003, 07:54 PM
Dantheman,

If only Edd would get a smiley with the middle finger.

:okthumb:

Ok, substitute the thumb for the middle finger.

:D

Something like these :D

http://www.deepanal.net/smilie1.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie2.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie3.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie4.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie5.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie6.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie7.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie8.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie9.gifhttp://www.deepanal.net/smilie10.gif

[Vick]

Congrats voodooman!!!

[sextoyking]

Voodoo,

congrats. You have finished 2003 off in a good way :hic: :cdance: :bjump:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Brad_wishing@Dec 1 2003, 12:24 PM
Hmmm
How about: isjustaniceperson.com

The site with a white background and good deed toting people.
For those of us who are jedi for the light side of the force. :)
BLASPHEMY!!! :o I find your lack of faith in the dark side disturbing.


Emperor (Old Scroth IE Nick): The son of Brad_Wishing Sr. must not become a Jedi.
Darth Vader (me): If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Emperor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
Darth Vader: He will join us or die, my master.

:P

[PoisonPen]

Congrats, my man. See ya in January.

[Billy]

Vegas is coming up.. some people may move up more after that.. or move OFF !!

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 1 2003, 07:31 PM
Vegas is coming up.. some people may move up more after that.. or move OFF !!
(apparently we're all going to have to sleep with Billy.....again...... <_< )

[sarettah]

Congratulations Voodooman !!!!!




I moved up to number 6 ....................


:bdance: :bjump: :cdance: :bjump: :bdance:

[XXXPhoto]

Congrats VDM,

Nothing says asshole like Jayhawker... lol... :wnw:

Still number #19, think I've been there forever... Guess Billy is telling
me that I'm not a BIG asshole, just a CONSISTANT one... like that is
news to anyone... lol

Hope everyone had a great holiday weekend!

[Billy]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 1 2003, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 1 2003, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Dec 1 2003, 07:31 PM
Vegas is coming up.. some people may move up more after that.. or move OFF !!
(apparently we're all going to have to sleep with Billy.....again...... <_< )[/b][/quote]
Peaches.. now people know why you were "Most Shaggable Webmistress of 2002!"

[pornoman]

I miss liberace..

[BobaJob]

A poster for your site isjustanasshole (http://isjustanasshole.com)

http://www.lastpage.com/asshole.gif :awinky:

[SykkBoy]

I finally hit number 12...I should have started taking the prozac much sooner......

[traffic ho]

First I tell you that you are too nice to get laid.....and then this????

And YES Serge we will be drinking that scotch at Trapeze soon!! :wnw:

THANKS AGAIN!!!

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 1 2003, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 1 2003, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Dec 1 2003, 07:31 PM
Vegas is coming up.. some people may move up more after that.. or move OFF !!
(apparently we're all going to have to sleep with Billy.....again...... <_< )[/b][/quote]
Can I sleep with you instead of Billy? You're shaggable and he's definately NOT! :P

[Billy]

Hey !!

Serge thinks I am : )

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 2 2003, 02:58 PM
Hey !!

Serge thinks I am : )
He's just trying not to bruise your ego!! :lol:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Dec 2 2003, 12:37 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Dec 2 2003, 12:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 1 2003, 06:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Dec 1 2003, 07:31 PM
Vegas is coming up.. some people may move up more after that.. or move OFF !!
(apparently we're all going to have to sleep with Billy.....again...... <_< )
Can I sleep with you instead of Billy? You're shaggable and he's definately NOT! :P[/b][/quote]
Now, I think Billy's QUITE shaggable - but he's required to talk to me the entire time. :P

But sure, you can sleep with me - read the boards, I've either slept with, married or had an affair with most of the other webmasters and webmistresses - you're certainly in good company! :okthumb:

[CDSmith]

For now I'll just be happy as a little asshole.


But one day......

[JFK]

Congrats Woodooman ! Yup I am still up there...... :rolleyes:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 2 2003, 03:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 2 2003, 03:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -TheEnforcer@Dec 2 2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by -Peaches@Dec 1 2003, 06:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Dec 1 2003, 07:31 PM
Vegas is coming up.. some people may move up more after that.. or move OFF !!
(apparently we're all going to have to sleep with Billy.....again...... <_< )
Can I sleep with you instead of Billy? You're shaggable and he's definately NOT! :P
Now, I think Billy's QUITE shaggable - but he's required to talk to me the entire time. :P

But sure, you can sleep with me - read the boards, I've either slept with, married or had an affair with most of the other webmasters and webmistresses - you're certainly in good company! :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
Woo hoo!! I get to Shag Peaches!! I'll give you a shagging you'll never forget and want to experience over and over and over and....

:inlove:

[Evil Chris]

Voodooman... congrats you you smelly ass! :nyanya:

[gigi]

Woohooooo! Congrats Voodoo!!!! :rokk:

Well, I'm sllllloooooowwwwwly moving up on the list.....#28 at this point....hey, at least I'm more of an asshole than confucy. :cdance:



Last edited by gigi at Dec 2 2003, 07:26 PM

[gigi]

BTW Billy, can you change my link to http://adultpaymaster.com pulease?

Danke :D

[Billy]

gigi.. done !

Remember if anybody has any link problems or knows of any worthy assholes let me know

billy@isjustanasshole.com

[gigi]

Wow, yer quick! Thanks!

[Billy]

ONLY when it comes to html : )