Any online romances?

[InXtacy]

Just wondering if there are any online romances on this board with happy endings...or not so happy endings even.

A guy wrote to me when i was camming once. Normally the emails that i get are the standard ones ("i'd love to f_ _k you" types...) but this particular one was different....way different. Anyways, for 4 months we've been emailing each other daily, calling several times, text messaging through our cell phones, sending gifts through the mail....the whole nine yards.

i'm traveling 1500 miles to meet him next month.

am i nutz??

[Bishop]

Oprano is all about romance.. oh the stories you are likely to be told! :)

[sarettah]

Peaches has all sorts of things going on with folks from the board...

Hell, she's married to at least two of them....... :yowsa:

[Nickatilynx]

am i nutz??

Yes :)

Welcome aboard.

wibble ;-)))

[sarettah]

Oh yeah, almost forgot....

Nick and his wife are marrying LittleC or something like that......



:yowsa:

[Nickatilynx]

Oh yeah, almost forgot....

Nick and his wife are marrying LittleC or something like that......


;-))))


Mind you ,between me and Serge we've probably fucked most of the people on this board in our own ways!!!!

:yowsa:
:biglaugh:

[InXtacy]

So tell me some of these stories then. Bishop...didn't i read somewhere that you have multiple wives??

[sarettah]

Dammit Nick...

That was gonna be my next post...or at least something close...

lololol....

Confucy has romantic fantasies about all the women on the board..... (well, so do I, but that's different)

[Bishop]

Originally posted by InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 09:30 PM
....the whole nine yards.


InXtacy.... Yes... I see.. so tell me.. how do you feel about "the whole nine yards?" Are you... comfortable with that?

[sarettah]

I just love when it goes fucking cryptic around here.....

Time to grab my old Cap'n Crunch decoder ring.......


:headwall:

[InXtacy]

Dunno....might be a little big....but I guess i'll find out for sure next month!! :huh:

[Vick]

Oh if only I kissed and told :P

I just kiss ......


well that and :wankit:

[R3K]

Originally posted by InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 09:30 PM
Just wondering if there are any online romances on this board with happy endings...or not so happy endings even.

A guy wrote to me when i was camming once. Normally the emails that i get are the standard ones ("i'd love to f_ _k you" types...) but this particular one was different....way different. Anyways, for 4 months we've been emailing each other daily, calling several times, text messaging through our cell phones, sending gifts through the mail....the whole nine yards.

i'm traveling 1500 miles to meet him next month.

am i nutz??
Be careful, psychos have alot of time to think of the right thing to say to people.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 09:30 PM
Just wondering if there are any online romances on this board with happy endings...or not so happy endings even.

A guy wrote to me when i was camming once. Normally the emails that i get are the standard ones ("i'd love to f_ _k you" types...) but this particular one was different....way different. Anyways, for 4 months we've been emailing each other daily, calling several times, text messaging through our cell phones, sending gifts through the mail....the whole nine yards.

i'm traveling 1500 miles to meet him next month.

am i nutz??
got any nekkids?

How you feel about Atlanta?

[Mike AI]

Lets see a photo InXtacy!

:D

[InXtacy]

I'm convinced he's not Psycho...although the thought crossed my mind in the beginning. I wouldn't be traveling all the way to see him though if I had doubts. I honestly believe that this was meant to be...





Last edited by InXtacy at Nov 27 2003, 09:22 PM

[JR]

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: fuck

[InXtacy]

A picture of InXtacy (http://www.southerncharms2.com/inxtacy/in142x013.jpg)

[JR]

Originally posted by InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 07:43 PM
A picture of InXtacy (http://www.southerncharms2.com/inxtacy/in142x013.jpg)
huh? what prompted you to post your photo? The part about the guy fucking the pizza?

[InXtacy]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 27 2003, 09:11 PM
Lets see a photo InXtacy!

:D


i was asked to show one....

[sarettah]

Originally posted by JR@Nov 27 2003, 10:46 PM
huh? what prompted you to post your photo? The part about the guy fucking the pizza?
rotflmfao.....



:wnw:

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by sarettah+Nov 27 2003, 10:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Nov 27 2003, 10:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JR@Nov 27 2003, 10:46 PM
huh? what prompted you to post your photo? The part about the guy fucking the pizza?
rotflmfao.....



:wnw:[/b][/quote]


I asked!!

:inlove:

[R3K]

Originally posted by InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 10:43 PM
A picture of InXtacy (http://www.southerncharms2.com/inxtacy/in142x013.jpg)
you available to shoot content?

[JR]

Originally posted by InXtacy+Nov 27 2003, 07:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (InXtacy @ Nov 27 2003, 07:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Nov 27 2003, 09:11 PM
Lets see a photo InXtacy!

:D


i was asked to show one....[/b][/quote]
are you pre-op or post?

[R3K]

I was going to be a bit more tactful about it. but I was working towards that Q, JR. ;-)

[Forest]

i have online romances with tgp galleries almost daily

:rolleyes: :purpdance:

[JR]

Originally posted by R3K@Nov 27 2003, 08:51 PM
I was going to be a bit more tactful about it. but I was working towards that Q, JR. ;-)
its nothing to be ashamed of.

i was only curious if this guy had a mouth full of tuna or sausage.

http://www.southerncharms2.com/inxtacy/in131x006.jpg

[R3K]

I think if its tuna, its imitation.

[JR]

Originally posted by InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 06:30 PM


i'm traveling 1500 miles to meet him next month.

am i nutz??
haha.

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 09:30 PM
Just wondering if there are any online romances on this board with happy endings...or not so happy endings even.

A guy wrote to me when i was camming once. Normally the emails that i get are the standard ones ("i'd love to f_ _k you" types...) but this particular one was different....way different. Anyways, for 4 months we've been emailing each other daily, calling several times, text messaging through our cell phones, sending gifts through the mail....the whole nine yards.

i'm traveling 1500 miles to meet him next month.

am i nutz??
There are several here...

Gonzo & Confucy

BradShaw & CJ

Buff & Billy

[KRL]

Tried it and got burned. Girl in Australia. We chatted and talked on the phone for months. Got along great. Cute in her pics. Everything seemed made in heaven. Flew her in. She comes off the plane the size of Shamu. I kid you not this was a 2 seater, possibly 3.

I started to think I was having a nightmare that this couldn't be the same babe I had been talking to for months.

Make a long story short, she had been using pics of herself when she was in her early 20's and skinny.

The fucked up part, because I'm such a frickin gentleman I just didn't have the heart to blow her out on the spot, and just pretended like her whaleness wasn't a turn off. She was here for 2 weeks and then went back to Brisbane.

Only good thing I found out its true BBW's do give great BJ's. :lol: :lol:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Bishop@Nov 27 2003, 09:34 PM
Oprano is all about romance.. oh the stories you are likely to be told! :)
I met my wife on Oprano....with lots of happy endings
;-)))

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 28 2003, 05:40 AM
I met my wife on Oprano....with lots of happy endings
;-)))
Is that you and your wife on your avatar? How sweet. :inlove:

[Buff]

Are you for real? Check out the website ChatRoom Romeo (http://chatroomromeo.com) -- it's one online romance after another!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather+Nov 28 2003, 08:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TeenGodFather @ Nov 28 2003, 08:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 28 2003, 05:40 AM
I met my wife on Oprano....with lots of happy endings
;-)))
Is that you and your wife on your avatar? How sweet. :inlove:[/b][/quote]
no, it's me and Battus
;-)))

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 28 2003, 05:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 28 2003, 05:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -TeenGodFather@Nov 28 2003, 08:44 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 28 2003, 05:40 AM
I met my wife on Oprano....with lots of happy endings
;-)))
Is that you and your wife on your avatar? How sweet. :inlove:
no, it's me and Battus
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I KNEW you liked eachother afterall.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather+Nov 28 2003, 08:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TeenGodFather @ Nov 28 2003, 08:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 28 2003, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by -TeenGodFather@Nov 28 2003, 08:44 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 28 2003, 05:40 AM
I met my wife on Oprano....with lots of happy endings
;-)))
Is that you and your wife on your avatar? How sweet. :inlove:
no, it's me and Battus
;-)))
I KNEW you liked eachother afterall.[/b][/quote]
I like the way he wiggles, nice silky fur...the works!
;-)))

[InXtacy]

Thanks for your input. Apparently I'm not welcome here so i'll continue on. I thought I had found a new home, but I cannot compete with assholes, nor will I try. I am NOT pre op, post op or any of that crap. I am 100% female and it's too bad you couldn't take the time to get to know me. Your loss.

Serge, please delete my profile...i won't be coming back.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by InXtacy@Nov 28 2003, 10:22 AM
Thanks for your input. Apparently I'm not welcome here so i'll continue on. I thought I had found a new home, but I cannot compete with assholes, nor will I try. I am NOT pre op, post op or any of that crap. I am 100% female and it's too bad you couldn't take the time to get to know me. Your loss.

Serge, please delete my profile...i won't be coming back.
I don't get it...
what this is all about?

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by InXtacy@Nov 28 2003, 07:22 AM
Thanks for your input. Apparently I'm not welcome here so i'll continue on. I thought I had found a new home, but I cannot compete with assholes, nor will I try. I am NOT pre op, post op or any of that crap. I am 100% female and it's too bad you couldn't take the time to get to know me. Your loss.

Serge, please delete my profile...i won't be coming back.
Don't be so sensitive.
If you post your picture publicly you should be prepared for loads of crap..

http://koti.welho.com/jpivo/me.jpg

Like this. I don't expect any good words about my looks ;)

[TeenGodFather]

..and I'm pre-op.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather+Nov 28 2003, 10:52 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TeenGodFather @ Nov 28 2003, 10:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--InXtacy@Nov 28 2003, 07:22 AM
Thanks for your input. Apparently I'm not welcome here so i'll continue on. I thought I had found a new home, but I cannot compete with assholes, nor will I try. I am NOT pre op, post op or any of that crap. I am 100% female and it's too bad you couldn't take the time to get to know me. Your loss.

Serge, please delete my profile...i won't be coming back.
Don't be so sensitive.
If you post your picture publicly you should be prepared for loads of crap..

http://koti.welho.com/jpivo/me.jpg

Like this. I don't expect any good words about my looks ;)[/b][/quote]
shux! what a sexy bitch you are!
;-)))

I can't wait 'till you undrgo the procedure so I can date you!
;-))))

[slavdogg]

hahaha :D

[gonzo]

Originally posted by JR+Nov 27 2003, 11:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Nov 27 2003, 11:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 07:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Nov 27 2003, 09:11 PM
Lets see a photo InXtacy!

:D


i was asked to show one....
are you pre-op or post?[/b][/quote]
Damn--

You guys need to at least warn these new folks about being brutal on here before you launch the first volley.

Come on guys try and be a little nicer to the new recruits. At least wait till Serge breaks em in.

InXtacy...dont let em run you off that easily. These guys get a little wild after that first beer.

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by gonzo+Nov 28 2003, 11:38 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Nov 28 2003, 11:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -JR@Nov 27 2003, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by -InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 07:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Nov 27 2003, 09:11 PM
Lets see a photo InXtacy!

:D


i was asked to show one....
are you pre-op or post?
Damn--

You guys need to at least warn these new folks about being brutal on here before you launch the first volley.

Come on guys try and be a little nicer to the new recruits. At least wait till Serge breaks em in.

InXtacy...dont let em run you off that easily. These guys get a little wild after that first beer.[/b][/quote]


Yeah it is important to have a sense of humor here at Oprano....

As we used to say, Check your Ego at the door!

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by KRL@Nov 28 2003, 08:26 AM
Tried it and got burned. Girl in Australia. We chatted and talked on the phone for months. Got along great. Cute in her pics. Everything seemed made in heaven. Flew her in. She comes off the plane the size of Shamu. I kid you not this was a 2 seater, possibly 3.

I started to think I was having a nightmare that this couldn't be the same babe I had been talking to for months.

Make a long story short, she had been using pics of herself when she was in her early 20's and skinny.

The fucked up part, because I'm such a frickin gentleman I just didn't have the heart to blow her out on the spot, and just pretended like her whaleness wasn't a turn off. She was here for 2 weeks and then went back to Brisbane.

Only good thing I found out its true BBW's do give great BJ's. :lol: :lol:


This is what Buff used to do. He would send photos to chicks online of his Army days when he had a 6 pack....

We have all been duped. I used to get "girls" on AOL send me photos of my own models that I shot saying they were them....

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Mike AI+Nov 28 2003, 11:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Nov 28 2003, 11:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--KRL@Nov 28 2003, 08:26 AM
Tried it and got burned. Girl in Australia. We chatted and talked on the phone for months. Got along great. Cute in her pics. Everything seemed made in heaven. Flew her in. She comes off the plane the size of Shamu. I kid you not this was a 2 seater, possibly 3.

I started to think I was having a nightmare that this couldn't be the same babe I had been talking to for months.

Make a long story short, she had been using pics of herself when she was in her early 20's and skinny.

The fucked up part, because I'm such a frickin gentleman I just didn't have the heart to blow her out on the spot, and just pretended like her whaleness wasn't a turn off. She was here for 2 weeks and then went back to Brisbane.

Only good thing I found out its true BBW's do give great BJ's. :lol: :lol:


This is what Buff used to do. He would send photos to chicks online of his Army days when he had a 6 pack....

We have all been duped. I used to get "girls" on AOL send me photos of my own models that I shot saying they were them....[/b][/quote]
and I was getting photos of "blond" from Mike saying..it was HER who wrote the e-mail
;-))

[Toolz]

Who can forget the 5'8" Italian guy who posed as Kara ;)

[Buff]

Originally posted by Mike AI+Nov 28 2003, 10:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Nov 28 2003, 10:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--KRL@Nov 28 2003, 08:26 AM
Tried it and got burned. Girl in Australia. We chatted and talked on the phone for months. Got along great. Cute in her pics. Everything seemed made in heaven. Flew her in. She comes off the plane the size of Shamu. I kid you not this was a 2 seater, possibly 3.

I started to think I was having a nightmare that this couldn't be the same babe I had been talking to for months.

Make a long story short, she had been using pics of herself when she was in her early 20's and skinny.

The fucked up part, because I'm such a frickin gentleman I just didn't have the heart to blow her out on the spot, and just pretended like her whaleness wasn't a turn off. She was here for 2 weeks and then went back to Brisbane.

Only good thing I found out its true BBW's do give great BJ's. :lol: :lol:


This is what Buff used to do. He would send photos to chicks online of his Army days when he had a 6 pack....

We have all been duped. I used to get "girls" on AOL send me photos of my own models that I shot saying they were them....[/b][/quote]
Hey! I usually send YOUR pics out and say it's me -- that's why CRR has been so successful!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Toolz@Nov 28 2003, 11:55 AM
Who can forget the 5'8" Italian guy who posed as Kara ;)
hahahahaha,
I still have one of his e-mails signed as Kara!
;_)))

[Meni]

I met someone on oprano, we exchanged emails, then during internext
we met a Scarletts
we went out to smoke some weed in the parking lot
I felt fine
then a bit later I whigged out and had to leave the club
that lover who was trying to take advantage of me?

Forest

[Winetalk.com]

whew...I am so glad you have amnezia and don't remember a thing which happened between us
;-)))

[KRL]

Sensitive people shouldn't post pics unless they are prepared for anything and everything.

Geeez.......

Everybody forgets looks are just skin deep. Underneath that top layer we're all ugly mother fucking skeleton bones and blood soaked muscle tissue, brain matter and some ugly ass organs.

The coolest thing in life is when you don't care anymore what people think of how you look and you just be yourself. So many people hide under makeup. Get over it. Looks are fleeting. By the time you hit your 70's ain't nobody gonna want jump your bones anymore. So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character.

[Trev]

Originally posted by KRL@Nov 28 2003, 08:05 PM
So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character.
Goddam I'm going to be lonely :blink: :unsure: :(

[JR]

i have a small dick.

[LadyMischief]

I met my husband on the internet 10 years ago. We met playing a multi-user dungeon or MUD called Realms of Despair. We hated each other at first.. then we started to talk and became friends. We ended up being friends for a few years. Then there was a reunion of the players, and I went. Not long before this Joel had declared his "love" for me. I told him he was on crack and to take a flying leap off of a high bridge, you can't fall in love with someone online. I made him promise to stop talking like that and I would agree to meet him while in town for the reunion. Well I'm glad I did. We've been together ever since. It's been years now. We have two beautiful children and one on the way, and I could never have found a better match for myself anywhere else.

It's not typical for things to work out that way, but it's good to keep an open mind. Just be careful of yourself, make sure someone knows where you are and how to get a hold of you, be 100% safe in EVERYTHING you do, and hope for the best. Good luck!

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by JR@Nov 28 2003, 10:17 AM
i have a small dick.
You aren't alone.

[JR]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather+Nov 28 2003, 10:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TeenGodFather @ Nov 28 2003, 10:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JR@Nov 28 2003, 10:17 AM
i have a small dick.
You aren't alone.[/b][/quote]
i have been to Finland 3 times now.

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Meni@Nov 28 2003, 12:33 PM
I met someone on oprano, we exchanged emails, then during internext
we met a Scarletts
we went out to smoke some weed in the parking lot
I felt fine
then a bit later I whigged out and had to leave the club
that lover who was trying to take advantage of me?

Forest


Billy??

[JR]

Mike has never been to Finland.

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by JR@Nov 28 2003, 10:29 AM
Mike has never been to Finland.
He's a loser. Every self-respecting man should come to finland

[JR]

I like Scandanavia very much. I go to Sweden a lot. Stockholm is nice. I grew up in Alaska and its all very similar. Mike likes Louisiana which is mostly swamp land.

[Mike AI]

Actually I have been to Finland.....

Scandanvia is awesome....

[TeenGodFather]

Finland is cold, wet, dark, expensive and taxing sucks. I wanna get the fuck out of here. :)

[JR]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 28 2003, 10:37 AM
Actually I have been to Finland.....

Scandanvia is awesome....
Agreed. I adopted these kids while hitchhiking through Helsinki


http://www.capaa.wa.gov/images/koreanamericnas.jpg

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by JR@Nov 28 2003, 10:47 AM
Agreed. I adopted these kids while hitchhiking through Helsinki


http://www.capaa.wa.gov/images/koreanamericnas.jpg
They look VERY scandinavic, almost aryan.

[JR]

They were North Koreans seeking asylum. I had to use my eskimo whaling and reindeer herding connections in Alaska which were somewhat helpful in Southern Finland to speed up the paperwork and get their visa's approved. Now i keep them in a box in my back yard. Cute kids.

[R3K]

Originally posted by InXtacy@Nov 28 2003, 10:22 AM
Thanks for your input. Apparently I'm not welcome here so i'll continue on. I thought I had found a new home, but I cannot compete with assholes, nor will I try. I am NOT pre op, post op or any of that crap. I am 100% female and it's too bad you couldn't take the time to get to know me. Your loss.

Serge, please delete my profile...i won't be coming back.


I'm sorry your feelings got hurt.. dont be upset, i'm sure thats not the first time anyone has said anything to you about it.. you should be jaded now...



Last edited by R3K at Nov 28 2003, 02:31 PM

[Peaches]

Originally posted by KRL@Nov 28 2003, 02:05 PM
Sensitive people shouldn't post pics unless they are prepared for anything and everything.

Geeez.......

Everybody forgets looks are just skin deep. Underneath that top layer we're all ugly mother fucking skeleton bones and blood soaked muscle tissue, brain matter and some ugly ass organs.

The coolest thing in life is when you don't care anymore what people think of how you look and you just be yourself. So many people hide under makeup. Get over it. Looks are fleeting. By the time you hit your 70's ain't nobody gonna want jump your bones anymore. So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character.
OK, I'm crying "foul" since you also posted THIS

Tried it and got burned. Girl in Australia. We chatted and talked on the phone for months. Got along great. Cute in her pics. Everything seemed made in heaven. Flew her in. She comes off the plane the size of Shamu. I kid you not this was a 2 seater, possibly 3.

I started to think I was having a nightmare that this couldn't be the same babe I had been talking to for months.

Make a long story short, she had been using pics of herself when she was in her early 20's and skinny.

The fucked up part, because I'm such a frickin gentleman I just didn't have the heart to blow her out on the spot, and just pretended like her whaleness wasn't a turn off. She was here for 2 weeks and then went back to Brisbane.

Only good thing I found out its true BBW's do give great BJ's.

:nyanya:

[scoreman]

Online Romance at its finest:

Girl: Hi

Boy: hello

Boy: who is this?

Girl: just a someone?

Boy: A someone I know?

Girl: nope

Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?

Girl: well sorrrrrry

Girl: I just wanted to chat with you

Boy: why?

Girl: nevermind your an asshole

Boy: Hey wait a minute

Girl: yes?

Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid

Girl: paranoid?

Boy: yes

Girl: of what?

Girl: me?

Boy: No. I'm in hiding.

Girl: LOL

Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!

Boy: This shit is serious!

Girl: What are you hiding from?

Boy: The cops.

Girl: gimme a fucking break

Boy: I'm serious.

Girl: I don't get it

Boy: The cops are after me.

Girl: For what?

Boy: I'm wanted in three states

Girl: For???

Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.

Boy: I had sex with a turkey.

Boy: Hello?

Girl: You are fucking sick.

Boy: Send me your picture.

Girl: why?

Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.

Girl: One of what?

Boy: The cops.

Girl: I'm not a cop i told you

Boy: Then send me your picture.

Girl: hold on

Boy: Hurry up.

Boy: Are you there?

Boy: fuck you, cop!

Girl: Hey sorry

Girl: I had to do something for my mom.

Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.

Boy: Weren't you!?

Girl: thats not it

Boy: Then what?

Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

Boy: Most cops aren't

Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!

Boy: Then send me the picture.

Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?

Boy: Just send it through here.

Girl: alright *PIC*

Girl: Did you get it?

Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.

Girl: That was me back in may

Girl: I've lost weight since then.

Boy: I hope so

Girl: what?!?

Girl: that hurt my feelings.

Boy: Did it?

Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.

Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

Girl: yes

Boy: Alright let me find it.

Girl: kks

Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*

Girl: this isn't you.

Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!

Girl: You don't look like that.

Boy: How the hell do you know?

Girl: cause your profile has another picture.

Boy: The profile pic is a fake.

Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.

Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.

Girl: Go fuck yourself

Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture

Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.

Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.

Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.

Girl: you hurt me.

Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?

Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!

Boy: Why would I do that?

Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you

Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

Girl: FUC YOU!!!

Boy: You'd break both of his legs.

Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.

Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight

Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me

Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.

Girl: No you aren't

Boy: You're right. I'm not.

Boy: HAARRRRR!

Girl: I'm done with you

Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.

Girl: I'm putting you on ignore

Boy: Wait a sec

Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.

Boy: Wanna start over?

Girl: No

Boy: I'll eat your pussy

Girl: You'll what?

Boy: You heard me.

Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.

Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture

Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?

Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

Boy: Well I'm not like most men.

Boy: I get excited in different ways.

Girl: Like what?

Boy: Do you really wanna know?

Girl: I don't know

Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.

Girl: I'm afraid to

Boy: Why?

Girl: cause

Boy: cause why?

Girl: well lets see

Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out

Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?

Boy: Nope

Girl: well its strange to me

Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to

Girl: I didn't say that

Boy: So is that a yes?

Girl: I guess so.

Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

Boy: Are you willing?

Girl: What do you need me to do?

Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.

Girl: ???

Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

Boy: ok?

Boy: Hello?

Girl: You can't be serious

Boy: Oh yes I am!

Boy: It's my fantasy.

Girl: this is retarded

Boy: Do you want it or not?

Girl: Yes I want it.

Boy: Then you'll do it for me?

Girl: sure

Boy: Ok. Here we go.

Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them

Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.

Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.

Girl: mmmm yeah

Boy: uh oh ...going limp.

Girl: Har

Boy: You gotta do better than that!

Boy: Your picture was really bad.

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.

Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.

Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.

Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

Girl: mmmmmm you are good

Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder

Boy: going limp

Girl: HARRRRRRR

Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.

Boy: going limp

Girl: this is stupid

Boy: ...still limp

Boy: Do it!

Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.

Girl: WTF?!?!?

Boy: They stink really bad.

Girl: OMG STOP!!!

Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

Boy: I ram it up your ass.

Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

Boy: I kick you in the face!

Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!

Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

Boy: Your parrot flys away.

Boy: ...going limp again.

Boy: Hello?

Boy: Say it!

Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!![B][B][B][B][SIZE=7]

[sweet.candice]

Originally posted by gonzo+Nov 27 2003, 07:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Nov 27 2003, 07:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 09:30 PM
Just wondering if there are any online romances on this board with happy endings...or not so happy endings even.

A guy wrote to me when i was camming once. Normally the emails that i get are the standard ones ("i'd love to f_ _k you" types...) but this particular one was different....way different. Anyways, for 4 months we've been emailing each other daily, calling several times, text messaging through our cell phones, sending gifts through the mail....the whole nine yards.

i'm traveling 1500 miles to meet him next month.

am i nutz??
got any nekkids?

How you feel about Atlanta?[/b][/quote]
gonzo you are so wrong, and naughty :P

[gonzo]

Originally posted by sweet.candice+Nov 28 2003, 09:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sweet.candice @ Nov 28 2003, 09:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -gonzo@Nov 27 2003, 07:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--InXtacy@Nov 27 2003, 09:30 PM
Just wondering if there are any online romances on this board with happy endings...or not so happy endings even.

A guy wrote to me when i was camming once. Normally the emails that i get are the standard ones ("i'd love to f_ _k you" types...) but this particular one was different....way different. Anyways, for 4 months we've been emailing each other daily, calling several times, text messaging through our cell phones, sending gifts through the mail....the whole nine yards.

i'm traveling 1500 miles to meet him next month.

am i nutz??
got any nekkids?

How you feel about Atlanta?
gonzo you are so wrong, and naughty :P[/b][/quote]
Candice...do you have any nekkids?
How do you feel about Atlanta?
Fat nobody fucks in fur coats?

[Billy]

Originally posted by Mike AI+Nov 28 2003, 01:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Nov 28 2003, 01:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Meni@Nov 28 2003, 12:33 PM
I met someone on oprano, we exchanged emails, then during internext
we met a Scarletts
we went out to smoke some weed in the parking lot
I felt fine
then a bit later I whigged out and had to leave the club
that lover who was trying to take advantage of me?

Forest


Billy??[/b][/quote]
I was NOT outside.

[CDSmith]

Scoreman, that was insane. Best 5 minutes I've spent in the last 4 hours.

[slavdogg]

scoreman HAHAHA that was funny
i cant believe i read that shit

[shawcutie]

Bradley and I met in a gay chat room. I wont say what either of us was doing there. He was a platinum member, I was a bronze. All that matters is that we found each other!

:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

[Billy]

That is also how I met Brad : )

[CDSmith]

Hey, that's how *I* met Brad. :angry:

[Holly]

Hi.

I fry turkeys.

I'm white trash.


:moon:

[HoneyBlond]

Originally posted by KRL@Nov 29 2003, 05:05 AM
So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character.
Hey what do you mean 'all you've got left' ??!!
some of us have had to work with that from the beginning
:awinky:

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by HoneyBlond+Nov 29 2003, 04:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HoneyBlond @ Nov 29 2003, 04:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--KRL@Nov 29 2003, 05:05 AM
So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character.
Hey what do you mean 'all you've got left' ??!!
some of us have had to work with that from the beginning
:awinky:[/b][/quote]
Some of us have had to work without even those from the beginning :cryin:

[HoneyBlond]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather+Nov 30 2003, 01:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TeenGodFather @ Nov 30 2003, 01:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -HoneyBlond@Nov 29 2003, 04:45 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--KRL@Nov 29 2003, 05:05 AM
So you might as well prep yourself for the inevitable when all you got to left to sell is personality and character.
Hey what do you mean 'all you've got left' ??!!
some of us have had to work with that from the beginning
:awinky:
Some of us have had to work without even those from the beginning :cryin:[/b][/quote]


:hic:

Alcohol the cause of and solution to all lifes problems
(Homer Simpson)

:awinky:



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[Dravyk]

Wonder if Shok had my baby yet? :blink:

[quiet]

i think i need to have one of these (online romances)...