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JR
11-19-2003, 10:08 PM
http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/legs.jpg

KRL
11-19-2003, 10:10 PM
No, but it'd be a funny one for a Juicy photoshopping. :yowsa:

sarettah
11-19-2003, 10:13 PM
Is that Dravyk ??






:yowsa:

Mike AI
11-19-2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by JR@Nov 19 2003, 10:16 PM
http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/legs.jpg


That is pretty damn scary....

Would not want to meet her in a dark alley.....

Carrie
11-19-2003, 10:25 PM
Not in the least.

Angel
11-19-2003, 10:33 PM
That scares me!

Vick
11-19-2003, 10:33 PM
Put me down for one scary also

Hell Puppy
11-19-2003, 10:53 PM
Where's the fun is you smack the ass and it doesn't jiggle a little?

Carrie
11-19-2003, 11:57 PM
THIS is sexy.
Please note the soft curves, actual breasts, and womanly appearance.
http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/victoria.jpg

nlphoto
11-20-2003, 12:00 AM
Bet she has an Austrian accent too...

In my best Ahhnold voice...

"Do me right, or I'll squeeze my massive gluteal muscles and snap
yoh deek oof..."

:o

JR
11-20-2003, 12:15 AM
Its Dave Palumbos wife, Colette. (http://www.colettenelson.com/bio.htm)

JR
11-20-2003, 12:16 AM
http://www.colettenelson.com/photo2forsale/yellowcar.jpg

Dravyk
11-20-2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 19 2003, 10:21 PM
Is that Dravyk ??
a. Sarettah, remember! I owe you one! :bwave:

b. This is all Headless' fault!!

bluedesignstudios
11-20-2003, 03:33 AM
No that is not sexy goddamit! :barfon:

Winetalk.com
11-20-2003, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by bluedesignstudios@Nov 20 2003, 03:41 AM
No that is not sexy goddamit! :barfon:
I'd hire her as a body guard in a heart beat
;-))

http://www.colettenelson.com/bioimages/chairimage.jpg

TeenGodFather
11-20-2003, 06:00 AM
100% gay guys could doggystyle her with no problems.

Winetalk.com
11-20-2003, 06:02 AM
Originally posted by TeenGodFather@Nov 20 2003, 06:08 AM
100% gay guys could doggystyle her with no problems.
I don't think 100%^ is enough
;-)))

sarettah
11-20-2003, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by Dravyk+Nov 20 2003, 01:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ Nov 20 2003, 01:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--sarettah@Nov 19 2003, 10:21 PM
Is that Dravyk ??
a. Sarettah, remember! I owe you one! :bwave:

b. This is all Headless' fault!![/b][/quote]
It's all Headless's fault...definitely...

Without his evil influence I would not have associated that pic with you.......



:(



yeah....thats the ticket................... :groucho:

MikeW
11-20-2003, 10:00 AM
I'd bang her .................................. if I was Meni :nyanya:

Minte
11-20-2003, 10:04 AM
First rule-never date a girl that can kick your ass...

Robert
11-20-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by Minte@Nov 20 2003, 10:12 AM
First rule-never date a girl that can kick your ass...
Amen! :blink:

VooMan
11-20-2003, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 20 2003, 12:05 AM
THIS is sexy.
Please note the soft curves, actual breasts, and womanly appearance.
http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/victoria.jpg
Ah, that's my girl... Adriana Lima.

She's got the most amazing eyes ever. :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

SykkBoy
11-20-2003, 11:29 AM
Not nearly as sexy as...
The Great Kat!

http://www.greatkat.com/08/blood/blood4.jpg

http://www.greatkat.com/08/blood/blood2a.jpg

or...

Angela from Arch Enemy:

http://www.archenemy.tv/pictures/scandinavia2003/archenemy030131-4.jpg
EDIT - oops, no hotlinking death metal babe pics for me


or the all-time punk rock goddess:
Wendy O. Williams (RIP)

http://www.slaghuis.net/archive/images/plasmatics/wendyo.JPG
(Pink couldn't carry Wendy O. Williams' dirty, ripped panties....)



Last edited by SykkBoy at Nov 20 2003, 11:39 AM

JR
11-20-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by SykkBoy@Nov 20 2003, 08:37 AM
Not nearly as sexy as...
The Great Kat!


http://www.greatkat.com/08/blood/blood2a.jpg



:blink:

LadyLaw
11-20-2003, 11:37 AM
For every shoe there is a mate.....

SykkBoy
11-20-2003, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by JR+Nov 20 2003, 11:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Nov 20 2003, 11:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--SykkBoy@Nov 20 2003, 08:37 AM
Not nearly as sexy as...
The Great Kat!


http://www.greatkat.com/08/blood/blood2a.jpg



:blink:[/b][/quote]
Yes, I know...she looks like a blonde, retarded Blackie Lawless with tits ;-)))

but any woman who can play a beethoven song note for note and triple speed is alright in my book...

here's her in a quieter moment...being all introspective and shit...
http://www.forkintheeye.net/blackangel/kat1.gif

kath
11-20-2003, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by LadyLaw@Nov 20 2003, 08:45 AM
For every shoe there is a mate.....
Hey Suze... was just thinking the same thing. And lucky for us in this industry that there are so many DIFFERENT types of shoes to try and sell mates for! :awinky:

We might not always "get it" or agree that it's sexy, but someone out there likes it. :okthumb:

Vick
11-20-2003, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 20 2003, 12:05 AM
THIS is sexy.

http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/victoria.jpg
The Lips ..........

In some cases such as hers physical beauty is the absence of flaws

in other case physical beauty is enhanced by what can be perceived as flaws

one again this pic proves women are the most beautiful creation in nature

Rolo
11-20-2003, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by SykkBoy@Nov 20 2003, 08:37 AM
http://www.greatkat.com/08/blood/blood2a.jpg
Someone should let her know about the invention called Tampax...

LadyLaw
11-20-2003, 11:47 AM
Hello Kath!!

How's your puppy these days? Getting big?

Peaches
11-20-2003, 11:48 AM
Vick?!! What the heck is that in your avatar??!! :zoinks:

LadyLaw
11-20-2003, 11:52 AM
Peaches, I was just thinking the EXACT SAME THING.

WTF??????

SykkBoy
11-20-2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Nov 20 2003, 11:56 AM
Vick?!! What the heck is that in your avatar??!! :zoinks:
I'm not sure what it is either, but is it wrong that it is making me horny???

Vick
11-20-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Nov 20 2003, 11:56 AM
Vick?!! What the heck is that in your avatar??!! :zoinks:
That's my very special Thanksgiving avatar http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/icon_hungry.gif

It's from a Thanksgiving theme shoot I did about 5 years ago

Little something to snack on before the holidays ah ha ha ha

Vick
11-20-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by SykkBoy+Nov 20 2003, 12:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Nov 20 2003, 12:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Nov 20 2003, 11:56 AM
Vick?!! What the heck is that in your avatar??!! :zoinks:
I'm not sure what it is either, but is it wrong that it is making me horny???[/b][/quote]
Horny - Hungry what's the difference http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/hungrysmiley.gif

Vick
11-20-2003, 12:07 PM
http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/mgpilgrim.gif

nlphoto
11-20-2003, 12:18 PM
Jesus... I thought it was an adult version of "Alien"

:blink:

chemicaleyes
11-20-2003, 12:20 PM
no & never will be.

Vick
11-20-2003, 12:21 PM
Don't worry we're serving Dessert too
http://www.cloud9models.com/cremepie.jpg

Banana Creme Pie


I've sunk to a new level of bad taste http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/icon_peepsofa.gif

Danny_C
11-20-2003, 12:30 PM
I'm not man enough. I like them fluffy and weak.

linkingloveserj
11-20-2003, 01:17 PM
That’s nasty I can’t believe this

http://linkinglove.com/banners/tiny.gif (http://linkinglove.com/affiliates/)

:barfon:

SykkBoy
11-20-2003, 02:01 PM
Argh, Vick, you changed the avatar...the one I saw earlier had a clown on a small bicycle.......

Winetalk.com
11-20-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Vick@Nov 20 2003, 12:29 PM
Don't worry we're serving Dessert too
http://www.cloud9models.com/cremepie.jpg

Banana Creme Pie


I've sunk to a new level of bad taste http://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/icon_peepsofa.gif
hahahahha,
I rememebr when you posted thsi shoot for the first time!
;-)))

Fletch XXX
11-20-2003, 02:19 PM
you guys are lame.

my pail ass would wear that chick out.

she may be able to show off at the gym

but she couldnt handle this.

:)

Carrie
11-20-2003, 02:23 PM
Vick, I don't care what it *is*, but hon it looks utterly disgusting... I thought it was a dead half-eaten fish; and even though you've connected it to thanksgiving I'm still thinking that... although it might be a half-eaten turkey leg or maybe a turkey neck, still don't know...
:barfon:

Carrie
11-20-2003, 02:26 PM
Now that someone has posted Collette's site I remember her! I was talking to her at least a year ago about her site, she came on one of the boards and was asking about traffic and whether she should turn it into a paysite and stuff.
She didn't look *half* that big then though; just more fit and sculpted rather than a female version of Arnold.
Really nice lady, as I remember.

Winetalk.com
11-20-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 20 2003, 02:31 PM
Vick, I don't care what it *is*, but hon it looks utterly disgusting... I thought it was a dead half-eaten fish; and even though you've connected it to thanksgiving I'm still thinking that... although it might be a half-eaten turkey leg or maybe a turkey neck, still don't know...
:barfon:
Carrie, glad to see Oprano gave your something....
the morning sickness
;-)))

Fletch XXX
11-20-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Vick+Nov 20 2003, 08:51 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Nov 20 2003, 08:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Nov 20 2003, 12:05 AM
THIS is sexy.

http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/victoria.jpg
[/b][/quote]
Who are you kidding?

Show me the same broad in the morning with no make-up and bad breath.

I have friends who do make-up for girls like her, the same friends do make-up for movie sets.

That chick is sooooo made up its pathetic.

Look at her face, look at her nose, look at those shovels she calls teeth that shes hiding behind the lips she had injected so they pucker more.

From the neck up this girl is a trainwreck and anyone can see that.

Sure her body is nice, i bet its from cocaine. Id love to see her septum from the years of doing rails off of bathroom sinks.

these girls dont come into the studio looking that way THATS FOR SURE.

And anyone whos been on the set of shoots like this can vouch for it.

I did make-up effects for years through college and after. These chicks are lacking latex and blood color, but the rest is like a mask.



Last edited by Fletch XXX at Nov 20 2003, 11:37 AM

Fletch XXX
11-20-2003, 02:33 PM
oh so you folks dont think i was some gay make up boy. hehehe

i worked doing horror mask design and haunted house effects and make up, but went to school with people who were training at beauty schools for morticians.

make up is fun.

i loooove latex and blood.

:stout:

Peaches
11-20-2003, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Fletch XXX@Nov 20 2003, 03:36 PM
I have friends who do make-up for girls like her, the same friends do make-up for movie sets.

That chick is sooooo made up its pathetic.

Look at her face, look at her nose, look at those shovels she calls teeth that shes hiding behind the lips she had injected so they pucker more.

From the neck up this girl is a trainwreck and anyone can see that.

Sure her body is nice, i bet its from cocaine. Id love to see her septum from the years of doing rails off of bathroom sinks.

these girls dont come into the studio looking that way THATS FOR SURE.
OK, send someone to my house who make me look even HALF as good as that chick! :P Hell, I can make an affiliate program out of it - we might finally have found something women will buy. :okthumb:

VooMan
11-20-2003, 03:09 PM
Aw c'mon Fletch... don't talk about my dream girl that way. She's beautiful, intelligent, has the same values I do, and she's an absolute doll to be around. :inlove: :inlove:

Okay, so the fantasy is better than the reality. But it's my fantasy and I'm sticking to it. hahaha

Carrie
11-20-2003, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Nov 20 2003, 03:12 PM
OK, send someone to my house who make me look even HALF as good as that chick! :P Hell, I can make an affiliate program out of it - we might finally have found something women will buy. :okthumb:
Oh hell yeah. Extreme makeovers without surgery! :okthumb:

Btw, take a look at Fletch's statement about Adriana and stick his menses momma into the pic slot.
All the comments still fit! :P

nlphoto
11-20-2003, 06:42 PM
Well, having seen some of the industry's notable "stars" as well as
several hot but relative unknowns, I can say that there are some that
are as Fletch describes... like anyone else, how hard they partied the
night before (or the week before... LOL) has a big influence.

My experience and my training gives me the advantage to "pre-visualize"
how they will look fully made-up. But the fact is that the in the great
majority of the cases, most people would pass online models on the
street without giving them a second look.

I won't even get into the way that Photoshop has become the "great
equalizer" for online photography... I am the one of the most highly
skilled cosmetic surgeons to ever use a mouse... :awinky:
Now if I could get paid like one...

On a more serious note, I do have more time available than I did
a couple of years ago... if anyone has need for someone to do
content optimization, please email me...



Last edited by nlphoto at Nov 20 2003, 04:52 PM

slavdogg
11-20-2003, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 20 2003, 12:05 AM
THIS is sexy.
Please note the soft curves, actual breasts, and womanly appearance.
http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/victoria.jpg


i'm in LOVE :inlove: :inlove:

SykkBoy
11-20-2003, 07:52 PM
Just wait til [Labret] displays some of his "sexy" pics... (um, not of him personally, ones he has in his collection)

Candice
11-20-2003, 08:24 PM
it's better if you post it and asked people here to photoshop it..... :P

VooMan
11-20-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by slavdogg@Nov 20 2003, 07:21 PM
i'm in LOVE :inlove: :inlove:
Back off Slav, I saw her first. :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

http://www.natnet.com/avatars/desktop.jpg





Last edited by VooMan at Nov 20 2003, 08:55 PM

slavdogg
11-20-2003, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by VooMan+Nov 20 2003, 08:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VooMan @ Nov 20 2003, 08:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--slavdogg@Nov 20 2003, 07:21 PM
i'm in LOVE :inlove: :inlove:
Back off Slav, I saw her first. :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
[/b][/quote]
thats ok, i like to share :D

" tag team back again"

or i can always settle for sloppy 2nds

VooMan
11-20-2003, 08:56 PM
hahaha you have always cracked me up Slavdogg. :yowsa:

Ezekiel
11-20-2003, 08:57 PM
OMG, definitely not

Winetalk.com
11-20-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by slavdogg+Nov 20 2003, 08:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slavdogg @ Nov 20 2003, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -VooMan@Nov 20 2003, 08:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--slavdogg@Nov 20 2003, 07:21 PM
i'm in LOVE :inlove: :inlove:
Back off Slav, I saw her first. :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

thats ok, i like to share :D

" tag team back again"

or i can always settle for sloppy 2nds[/b][/quote]
will you settle for "sloppy Forest"?
;-)))

sweet.candice
11-26-2003, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by VooMan+Nov 20 2003, 05:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VooMan @ Nov 20 2003, 05:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--slavdogg@Nov 20 2003, 07:21 PM
i'm in LOVE :inlove: :inlove:
Back off Slav, I saw her first. :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

http://www.natnet.com/avatars/desktop.jpg[/b][/quote]


Now that is real natural beauty.....gorgeous!!! :awinky:

TheEnforcer
11-26-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by JR+Nov 20 2003, 11:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Nov 20 2003, 11:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--SykkBoy@Nov 20 2003, 08:37 AM
Not nearly as sexy as...
The Great Kat!


http://www.greatkat.com/08/blood/blood2a.jpg



:blink:[/b][/quote]
Yup.. that's the usual reaction to a Sykkboy post!!

:P

TheEnforcer
11-26-2003, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 20 2003, 03:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 20 2003, 03:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Fletch XXX@Nov 20 2003, 03:36 PM
I have friends who do make-up for girls like her, the same friends do make-up for movie sets.

That chick is sooooo made up its pathetic.

Look at her face, look at her nose, look at those shovels she calls teeth that shes hiding behind the lips she had injected so they pucker more.

From the neck up this girl is a trainwreck and anyone can see that.

Sure her body is nice, i bet its from cocaine. Id love to see her septum from the years of doing rails off of bathroom sinks.

these girls dont come into the studio looking that way THATS FOR SURE.
OK, send someone to my house who make me look even HALF as good as that chick! :P Hell, I can make an affiliate program out of it - we might finally have found something women will buy. :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
Surprisingly he has a point!! :o

I'm not a big fan of "make-up queens" myself at all. Give me women who have natural beauty or are cute any day of the week over a "make-up queen" that takes two lifetimes putting on make-up to look good.

My wife has natural beauty and I never wanted her to wear make-up because she had no reason to.