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[Deeprub]

Hello...

I am new to the board...I already get over 100 hits a day and make at least 3 sales a month.

I am looking to get some help....at least get to making maybe 10 sales a month....any advice would be helpful.

Thanks

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 17 2003, 10:35 PM
Hello...

I am new to the board...I already get over 100 hits a day and make at least 3 sales a month.

I am looking to get some help....at least get to making maybe 10 sales a month....any advice would be helpful.

Thanks
Get your traffic up..... Much higher....

welcome to the board :yowsa:

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by sarettah+Nov 17 2003, 08:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Nov 17 2003, 08:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 17 2003, 10:35 PM
Hello...

I am new to the board...I already get over 100 hits a day and make at least 3 sales a month.

I am looking to get some help....at least get to making maybe 10 sales a month....any advice would be helpful.

Thanks
Get your traffic up..... Much higher....

welcome to the board :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
Maybe we could go nude webcam chat...

I will show you my cock...and you can help me out with that traffic :-)

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Originally posted by Deeprub+Nov 18 2003, 12:01 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Deeprub @ Nov 18 2003, 12:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -sarettah@Nov 17 2003, 08:24 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 17 2003, 10:35 PM
Hello...

I am new to the board...I already get over 100 hits a day and make at least 3 sales a month.

I am looking to get some help....at least get to making maybe 10 sales a month....any advice would be helpful.

Thanks
Get your traffic up..... Much higher....

welcome to the board :yowsa:
Maybe we could go nude webcam chat...

I will show you my cock...and you can help me out with that traffic :-)[/b][/quote]
oh my....another one with the cock to show...cocky...

[mailman]

Welcome to Adult Dialer Solution I mean Oprano! :P

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:01 AM
Maybe we could go nude webcam chat...

I will show you my cock...and you can help me out with that traffic :-)
A live feed of

"Me kicking your ass right before you suck my dick"

would probably take care of your traffic problem a lot quicker though...

Don't you think....

Now why don't you just run along like the nice little bottom boy you are and a play a game of "Hide and Go fuck yourself"....






:okthumb:

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Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 18 2003, 02:13 AM

A live feed of

"Me kicking your ass right before you suck my dick"


damn! I never thought of that!
are you trying to make him more tender?
;-))))

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 18 2003, 02:18 AM
damn! I never thought of that!
are you trying to make him more tender?
;-))))
Like Uncle Nicky (avatar) would say....

always soften up the room before you enter it.......

I think deeprub thought my avatar was me and so he mistook me for a cute young thing.... :yowsa:

[adamneve]

welcome to the board :bjump:

[ControlThy]

Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 17 2003, 07:35 PM
Hello...

I am new to the board...I already get over 100 hits a day and make at least 3 sales a month.

I am looking to get some help....at least get to making maybe 10 sales a month....any advice would be helpful.

Thanks
3000 hits a month and 3 sales a month?
Conversion ratio of 1:300

Not bad :D

[sarettah]

Originally posted by ControlThy+Nov 18 2003, 06:49 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ControlThy @ Nov 18 2003, 06:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 17 2003, 07:35 PM
Hello...

I am new to the board...I already get over 100 hits a day and make at least 3 sales a month.

I am looking to get some help....at least get to making maybe 10 sales a month....any advice would be helpful.

Thanks
3000 hits a month and 3 sales a month?
Conversion ratio of 1:300

Not bad :D[/b][/quote]
1:1000 but who's counting :yowsa:

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 17 2003, 11:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 17 2003, 11:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by -sarettah@Nov 17 2003, 08:24 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 17 2003, 10:35 PM
Hello...

I am new to the board...I already get over 100 hits a day and make at least 3 sales a month.

I am looking to get some help....at least get to making maybe 10 sales a month....any advice would be helpful.

Thanks
Get your traffic up..... Much higher....

welcome to the board :yowsa:
Maybe we could go nude webcam chat...

I will show you my cock...and you can help me out with that traffic :-)
oh my....another one with the cock to show...cocky...[/b][/quote]
I already showed you my cock.....next time I will halfta charge you :groucho:

[Trev]

Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 07:15 PM
I already showed you my cock.....next time I will halfta charge you :groucho:
lemme guess... you ate alot of leaded paint chips when you were younger <_<














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[sarettah]

Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:15 PM
I already showed you my cock.....next time I will halfta charge you :groucho:
Damn...and all I saw was an asshole...........


:unsure:

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by ControlThy+Nov 18 2003, 03:49 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ControlThy @ Nov 18 2003, 03:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 17 2003, 07:35 PM
Hello...

I am new to the board...I already get over 100 hits a day and make at least 3 sales a month.

I am looking to get some help....at least get to making maybe 10 sales a month....any advice would be helpful.

Thanks
3000 hits a month and 3 sales a month?
Conversion ratio of 1:300

Not bad :D[/b][/quote]
I was joking with my post....

Where in the hell did you go to school?

I just asked my 6 year old......xxxxxx what is 3000/3 and he even got that one right. Not anything against my on kids but I have seen him pull out a buggar and look at it....and stick the dang thing right in his mouth.

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Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:20 PM
Not anything against my on kids but I have seen him pull out a buggar and look at it....and stick the dang thing right in his mouth.
hmmm...what else could he have done wiht it????

right on!
;-))

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by sarettah+Nov 18 2003, 09:17 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Nov 18 2003, 09:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:15 PM
I already showed you my cock.....next time I will halfta charge you :groucho:
Damn...and all I saw was an asshole...........


:unsure:[/b][/quote]
Is this the gay webmasters board?

and if it is....are you head queen around here?

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Deep, is there any particular reason you have mistaken the Oprano board for a schoolyard?

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:32 PM
....are you head queen around here?
Nope, that positions open..... and you would be a shoein.....

Just talk to Gonzo, I am sure he would be willing to let you wear that title for a while.............



:okthumb:

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 18 2003, 09:40 AM
Deep, is there any particular reason you have mistaken the Oprano board for a schoolyard?
Just trying to help you out....

Since they banned you on GFY I thought I would come over here to see what was being said! Nobody saying shit about it GFY

I have been here several times before but never registered...then I saw your post about everybody must be registered by Friday or you can get in....genius....how many new sign ups did you get?

Dont worry....if sarettah is yours...I wont take that away from you :wnw:

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Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:47 PM


I have been here several times before but never registered...then I saw your post about everybody must be registered by Friday or you can get in....genius....how many new sign ups did you get?


18...including one Imposter who registered as
Serge_Oparano
;-)))
\
had to ban him, though...he had Amp's IP and alchohol breath
;-))

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Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:47 PM

Just trying to help you out....

Since they banned you on GFY I thought I would come over here to see what was being said! Nobody saying shit about it GFY


I haven't been there once since I was banned....but I increased my sex life 40% since
;-)))

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:47 PM
if sarettah is yours...
So far, in this thread there has only been one asshole that's been owned.......

and it ain't me...........




:yowsa:

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by sarettah+Nov 18 2003, 10:22 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Nov 18 2003, 10:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:47 PM
if sarettah is yours...
So far, in this thread there has only been one asshole that's been owned.......

and it ain't me...........




:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
How in the Hell do you figure I was owned?

I think you might be using the term a little wrong.

Only thing I hear you talking about is assholes and dick sucking....that could be your inner child screaming out to you :yowsa:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 02:01 PM
How in the Hell do you figure I was owned?

You've been owned since your answer to my first reply.....

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by sarettah+Nov 18 2003, 10:22 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Nov 18 2003, 10:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 12:47 PM
if sarettah is yours...
So far, in this thread there has only been one asshole that's been owned.......

and it ain't me...........




:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
I hope like hell this shuts you up
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But I am affraid it will just make you even more hyper
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I showed it to Serge last week, and he liked it :biglaugh:
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http://www.deeprub.net/troysdick.jpg
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Enjoy Cock Sucker....cause you will never get none of this :matey: Dick

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wait a minute...I've seen this dick before!

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 02:12 PM
I showed it to Serge last week, and he liked it
Yeah, but Serge is often easily impressed...........

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Originally posted by sarettah+Nov 18 2003, 02:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Nov 18 2003, 02:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 02:12 PM
I showed it to Serge last week, and he liked it
Yeah, but Serge is often easily impressed...........[/b][/quote]
oh yeah??

show me yours! let's see....
;-)))

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 18 2003, 02:30 PM
oh yeah??

show me yours! let's see....
;-)))
lolol...........I'm at work........ So, can't satisy you right now Serge.....

'Sides..... So far, I don't think DR needs your help.......

:yowsa:

[Deeprub]

Deleted before the mob kills me



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S, I say there is SOMETHING daring about the guys who show their dicks on Oprano
;-))))

[Deeprub]

Anybody on the board that wants to use that picture any time sarettah steps out of line....please feel free :bwave:

[sarettah]

So let's see... you post a picture of Nick Civella in front of your dick and you consider it "owning me".....lololololol.........

http://www.kclibrary.org/sc/bio/civella.htm

You just better hope the wrong folks don't see your post........

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Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 02:45 PM
Anybody on the board that wants to use that picture any time sarettah steps out of line....please feel free :bwave:
..and any time one belives this one is for real-
http://www.deeprub.net/troysdick.jpg
should check into the eye doctor
;-)))

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 18 2003, 02:45 PM
S, I say there is SOMETHING daring about the guys who show their dicks on Oprano
;-))))
I don't know about daring...lol...

but you know me Serge... I couldn't care less one way or the other...

This thread started with what looked like a real newbie question... It got a real reply....... It seems to have gone downhill from there.......

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Originally posted by sarettah+Nov 18 2003, 02:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Nov 18 2003, 02:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 18 2003, 02:45 PM
S, I say there is SOMETHING daring about the guys who show their dicks on Oprano
;-))))
I don't know about daring...lol...

but you know me Serge... I couldn't care less one way or the other...

This thread started with what looked like a real newbie question... It got a real reply....... It seems to have gone downhill from there.......[/b][/quote]
downhill?

all dicks in thsi thread look up
;-=))))

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 18 2003, 11:46 AM
So let's see... you post a picture of Nick Civella in front of your dick and you consider it "owning me".....lololololol.........

http://www.kclibrary.org/sc/bio/civella.htm

You just better hope the wrong folks don't see your post........
Well hell...I guess I got owned on that one.

Duely noted and deleted !

[Opti]

Originally posted by sarettah+Nov 19 2003, 05:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Nov 19 2003, 05:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 18 2003, 02:45 PM
S, I say there is SOMETHING daring about the guys who show their dicks on Oprano
;-))))
I don't know about daring...lol...

but you know me Serge... I couldn't care less one way or the other...

This thread started with what looked like a real newbie question... It got a real reply....... It seems to have gone downhill from there.......[/b][/quote]
Dont sweat it Sarettah! The sarcasm in his first post was pretty dead pan..

Take it as a challenge to have this guy begging you to suck that dick if he wants to hang around I say! ;-))

[Deeprub]

I am a big Serge fan....just thought I would stir up some shit on my first post and see if anyone wanted to come out and play lol

I am not a total newbie....I make over grand a week off the internet stuff but I have a few other off-line business I run and partners in on a few others :-)

So..I do OK

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Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 03:06 PM
I am a big Serge fan....
to tell you the truth, I am not that big...I saw bigger dicks
;-)))

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by Opti+Nov 18 2003, 11:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Opti @ Nov 18 2003, 11:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -sarettah@Nov 19 2003, 05:50 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 18 2003, 02:45 PM
S, I say there is SOMETHING daring about the guys who show their dicks on Oprano
;-))))
I don't know about daring...lol...

but you know me Serge... I couldn't care less one way or the other...

This thread started with what looked like a real newbie question... It got a real reply....... It seems to have gone downhill from there.......
Dont sweat it Sarettah! The sarcasm in his first post was pretty dead pan..

Take it as a challenge to have this guy begging you to suck that dick if he wants to hang around I say! ;-))[/b][/quote]
You should go write some gay stories....with killer one liners like that :wnw:

[TheEnforcer]

Ok.. first things first. This isn't a newbie board. We'll still enjoy talking to ya and shooting the shit and you CAN learn here. But it's kinda like taking applied physics when you are just in your first class ort two of basic science.

If you want to learn about how to build traffic up I suggest two places. Both are excellent but take different approaches. Maybe you'll use both, maybe just one that seems more to your style but I suggest you first go to Voltar's Newbie Webmaster Resource (http://www.vnwr.com) and introduce yourself to Voltar and ask for some help. He has a TON of stuff there for you and it will help you get on the right track. He basically already has a very extended lesson plan that will get you on the path to making money on the web in the adult market. You'll learn a ton there. Another place to check out is Tom's Newbie Booster (http://www.topniche.com/booster/message.php) which is more of a post and learn as you go but also has a ton of helpful tips and tricks and such for you to learn. Both are excellent places for a newbie to learn the biz.

Now, don't forget my 10% kickback fee on all you earn for this advice!! :P

[Opti]

ha.. thats funny.. I have a small gay link site and I cant even bring myself to review the submissions so have to pay someone to look after it for me :D

I want to be a metrosexual though.. I think

[TheEnforcer]

Ah shit.... I shoulda read the entire thread first! :huh: :blink:

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Nov 18 2003, 01:06 PM
Ah shit.... I shoulda read the entire thread first! :huh: :blink:
Crackhead....like a monkey fucking a football

[sarettah]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Nov 18 2003, 04:06 PM
Ah shit.... I shoulda read the entire thread first! :huh: :blink:
Dont sweat it Enforcer......

Damn good newbie advice btw :okthumb:

My usual first answer is VNWR......



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[Carrie]

Insult someone who takes the time and effort to genuinely help you, even if your question was pure bullshit.

-Page 69 of "How NOT to win friends and influence people"
also quoted in "How to make an ass of yourself in 10 days"

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 18 2003, 04:46 PM
Insult someone who takes the time and effort to genuinely help you, even if your question was pure bullshit.

Exactly.........

:okthumb:

[Candice]

welcome!! :bwave:

[Deeprub]

50 people hating on a brother.....

Serge you never told me your guys were so mean.

I was just playing lol

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Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 09:09 PM
50 people hating on a brother.....

Serge you never told me your guys were so mean.

I was just playing lol
I guess giving htem head at the Miami convention is now out of the question?
;-))

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and...
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...0f8ddac8668f3a0 (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=7182&s=3288a854c11c486cd0f8ddac8668f3a0)

[Trev]

Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 10:06 PM
I am a big Serge fan....just thought I would stir up some shit on my first post and see if anyone wanted to come out and play lol

I am not a total newbie....I make over grand a week off the internet stuff but I have a few other off-line business I run and partners in on a few others :-)

So..I do OK
Grogan is that you?

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by Trev+Nov 19 2003, 12:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Nov 19 2003, 12:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 10:06 PM
I am a big Serge fan....just thought I would stir up some shit on my first post and see if anyone wanted to come out and play lol

I am not a total newbie....I make over grand a week off the internet stuff but I have a few other off-line business I run and partners in on a few others :-)

So..I do OK
Grogan is that you?[/b][/quote]
I know Grogan....but I anit him :zoinks:

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 19 2003, 12:26 AM
and...
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...0f8ddac8668f3a0 (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=7182&s=3288a854c11c486cd0f8ddac8668f3a0)
Well that is a little off....

I would never shit in your house unless you ask me to lol

Serge do these people not know the crazy posting person you are?

Some people over here are a little anal!!!

[Deeprub]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 19 2003, 12:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 19 2003, 12:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Deeprub@Nov 18 2003, 09:09 PM
50 people hating on a brother.....

Serge you never told me your guys were so mean.

I was just playing lol
I guess giving htem head at the Miami convention is now out of the question?
;-))[/b][/quote]
Maybe you could set up a glory hole and my wife and I come run it for ya ;-)

That way nobody would know it was me until it was to late lol

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Deeprub+Nov 19 2003, 06:29 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Deeprub @ Nov 19 2003, 06:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 19 2003, 12:26 AM
and...
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...0f8ddac8668f3a0 (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=7182&s=3288a854c11c486cd0f8ddac8668f3a0)
Well that is a little off....

I would never shit in your house unless you ask me to lol

Serge do these people not know the crazy posting person you are?

Some people over here are a little anal!!![/b][/quote]
probably not...
I don't go crazy here,
no morons, no sig whores,
it's so serene....
;_)))

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Originally posted by Deeprub@Nov 19 2003, 06:31 AM

Maybe you could set up a glory hole and my wife and I come run it for ya ;-)

That way nobody would know it was me until it was to late lol
man after my heart!
;-)))))