Tip of the day

[TeenGodFather]

DO NOT eat much sugar-free jellybeans at once. You'll shit like never before. Goddamn..
..gotta run.
http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/otn/other/pacscat.gif

[sarettah]

Words of wisdom from Steve Martin (circa 1977):

Never......err...um....I mean Always....

Take a litter bag in your car with you......Its easy, helps keep things neat...
and when its full........










You can just toss it out of the window......






:yowsa:

[Forest]

Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 14 2003, 08:23 AM
Words of wisdom from Steve Martin (circa 1977):

Never......err...um....I mean Always....

Take a litter bag in your car with you......Its easy, helps keep things neat...
and when its full........










You can just toss it out of the window......






:yowsa:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

from my childhood

Thanks Sarettah

classic truly classic

[Winetalk.com]

as internet porn business is getting tougher,
ask yourself:
where in the real world can I utilize the skills I developed here?

[adamneve]

You've got to be honest,
if you can fake that,
you've got it made.
:nyanya:

[Menace]

Best advice I ever received in my life:


Never fuck with another man's living.



PC disclaimer - by man's I of course mean "person's".

[Forest]

when in Business

K.I.S.S.

Keep
It
Simple
Stupid

I got the stupid down pat

:lol: :okthumb:

[Shok]

Always drop at least 3 roofies in Peache's drink before you try anal on her.

Also, date girls that can't figure out how to dial 911

[Carrie]

Animal crackers - they aren't just for animals anymore.

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Menace@Nov 14 2003, 09:46 AM
Best advice I ever received in my life:


Never fuck with another man's living.



PC disclaimer - by man's I of course mean "person's".
Ahhhh.. GREAT avatar!! I LOVE the miser brothers!! Though I like the cold miser brother better!! :okthumb:

Never let your personal life get in the way of the success of your professional life!

[Rolo]

There are short-sleepers and long-sleepers.

Short-sleepers need as little as five and a half hours.
Long-sleepers need as much as about nine and a half hours.

Thats means that the short-sleepers can get 2 months more work done than long-sleepers - every year! or in their entire lifetime its more than 12 years!!! :zoinks:

If you are long-sleeper, but know that you have the inherited genetic needed to become a short-sleeper, then improve the quality of your life (less stress, better diet, reqular exercise, and more exposure to light).

You will then always be ahead of the rest :)

[Menace]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Nov 14 2003, 10:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Nov 14 2003, 10:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Menace@Nov 14 2003, 09:46 AM
Best advice I ever received in my life:


Never fuck with another man's living.



PC disclaimer - by man's I of course mean "person's".
Ahhhh.. GREAT avatar!! I LOVE the miser brothers!! Though I like the cold miser brother better!! :okthumb:

Never let your personal life get in the way of the success of your professional life![/b][/quote]
hehe thanks!

I think what does it for me with the heat miser is the hair and song. :rokk:

[PornoDoggy]

Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try "No Doz"
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

[eatapeach]

Originally posted by Rolo@Nov 14 2003, 07:53 AM
You will then always be ahead of the rest :)
and then you die. :nyanya:

my contribution:

time flies like an arrow
but fruit flies like a banana.

[FATPad]

Always finish what you

[Rolo]

Originally posted by eatapeach@Nov 14 2003, 08:20 AM
and then you die. :nyanya:
and thats why we got to make the most of it :bjump:

[Trev]

Don't eat yellow snow!


now thats a tip :yowsa:

[KC]

Originally posted by FATPad@Nov 14 2003, 11:26 AM
Always finish what you
lol..

I was going to suggest the same thing, but I walked away from the computer and didn't press submit.

[Anthony]

When you are about to snap an elbow with an armbar, make sure that both of your knees are held tight together. This stops them from rolling their arm, thumb down. Remember that the power comes from your legs and back and that no matter how strong the other person is, they will lose.

You don't actually break someone's arm in a armbar, you dislocate their elbow. Painfully.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Anthony@Nov 14 2003, 09:09 PM
When you are about to snap an elbow with an armbar, make sure that both of your knees are held tight together. This stops them from rolling their arm, thumb down. Remember that the power comes from your legs and back and that no matter how strong the other person is, they will lose.

You don't actually break someone's arm in a armbar, you dislocate their elbow. Painfully.
Recently I've discovered... you make me very nervous :blink: :unsure:


:D

[cherrylula]

Never take more cash than you want to spend, to your favorite bar, and leave the credit cards at home.

B)

[Forest]

Originally posted by Trev+Nov 14 2003, 02:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Nov 14 2003, 02:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Anthony@Nov 14 2003, 09:09 PM
When you are about to snap an elbow with an armbar, make sure that both of your knees are held tight together. This stops them from rolling their arm, thumb down. Remember that the power comes from your legs and back and that no matter how strong the other person is, they will lose.

You don't actually break someone's arm in a armbar, you dislocate their elbow. Painfully.
Recently I've discovered... you make me very nervous :blink: :unsure:


:D[/b][/quote]
thats why im glad he is on MY side

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Anthony@Nov 14 2003, 02:09 PM
When you are about to snap an elbow with an armbar, make sure that both of your knees are held tight together. This stops them from rolling their arm, thumb down. Remember that the power comes from your legs and back and that no matter how strong the other person is, they will lose.

You don't actually break someone's arm in a armbar, you dislocate their elbow. Painfully.
"Rubbing elbows" with Anthony just took on a whole new meaning.
:unsure:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Shok@Nov 14 2003, 11:27 AM
Always drop at least 3 roofies in Peache's drink before you try anal on her.
I'm starting to build up a resistance to them - better try 5 next time!

My advice:
When the woman's happy, the man is happy - always keep the woman happy. :P

[DrGuile]

Here is advice that was given to me by God himself:






Never use your tongue to stop a fan.






(10pts if you can tell me what that is from)



Last edited by DrGuile at Nov 14 2003, 05:37 PM

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 14 2003, 04:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 14 2003, 04:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Shok@Nov 14 2003, 11:27 AM
Always drop at least 3 roofies in Peache's drink before you try anal on her.
I'm starting to build up a resistance to them - better try 5 next time!

My advice:
When the woman's happy, the man is happy - always keep the woman happy. :P[/b][/quote]
****Mental Note****

Forget to ask Peaches out on that date the first time you meet face to face!! :blink:

[Anthony]

Originally posted by Forest+Nov 14 2003, 11:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Forest @ Nov 14 2003, 11:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Trev@Nov 14 2003, 02:11 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Anthony@Nov 14 2003, 09:09 PM
When you are about to snap an elbow with an armbar, make sure that both of your knees are held tight together. This stops them from rolling their arm, thumb down. Remember that the power comes from your legs and back and that no matter how strong the other person is, they will lose.

You don't actually break someone's arm in a armbar, you dislocate their elbow. Painfully.
Recently I've discovered... you make me very nervous :blink: :unsure:


:D
thats why im glad he is on MY side[/b][/quote]
Really guys, I don't even get a second look from the tough guys anymore.

I'm quiet, mind my own business, don't bother anyone.

Of course, I also look like this.

http://www.setgo.com/ant.jpg

[Shok]

someone looks like they need a bran muffin and some starbucks

[Anthony]

Originally posted by Shok@Nov 14 2003, 06:14 PM
someone looks like they need a bran muffin and some starbucks
That's an asskicking.

Please pick up your asskicking this weekend if you are in town. Comes with a wet kiss and tounge in ear.

[Fletch XXX]

the only advice i have is always sit where you can see all entrances.

[TeenGodFather]

I have one more lesson I learned a few weeks back, very important.. so listen up kids.


"NEVER scratch your balls after you've sliced habanero chilis without washing hands."

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by cherrylula@Nov 14 2003, 11:42 AM
Never take more cash than you want to spend, to your favorite bar, and leave the credit cards at home.

B)
Pretty close to what I think,

"never gamble more than you're willing to lose" :)

[Forest]

Originally posted by Anthony+Nov 14 2003, 06:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Nov 14 2003, 06:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Forest@Nov 14 2003, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by -Trev@Nov 14 2003, 02:11 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Anthony@Nov 14 2003, 09:09 PM
When you are about to snap an elbow with an armbar, make sure that both of your knees are held tight together. This stops them from rolling their arm, thumb down. Remember that the power comes from your legs and back and that no matter how strong the other person is, they will lose.

You don't actually break someone's arm in a armbar, you dislocate their elbow. Painfully.
Recently I've discovered... you make me very nervous :blink: :unsure:


:D
thats why im glad he is on MY side
Really guys, I don't even get a second look from the tough guys anymore.

I'm quiet, mind my own business, don't bother anyone.

Of course, I also look like this.

http://www.setgo.com/ant.jpg[/b][/quote]
pussy

:agrin:

[[Labret]]

These two will never do you wrong.

Everything that comes out of a womans mouth is a self serving lie.
Trust noone and expect the worst.



Last edited by [Labret] at Nov 15 2003, 12:20 PM

[cherrylula]

Originally posted by TeenGodFather+Nov 15 2003, 11:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TeenGodFather @ Nov 15 2003, 11:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cherrylula@Nov 14 2003, 11:42 AM
Never take more cash than you want to spend, to your favorite bar, and leave the credit cards at home.

B)
Pretty close to what I think,

"never gamble more than you're willing to lose" :)[/b][/quote]
I've never been much for gambling. Why risk losing money like that when its a sure thing at the bar.

Pretty much a guaranteed good time.

:hic:

[sarettah]

Another Day...another tip.....

Words of wisdom from mom:

Don't tap dance on a rug with sneakers......



For tommorrow....

Lillygirl in the 4th.......

[Frank]

Be good to the people you meet on the way up...

...You may meet them again on the way down.

[Fletch XXX]

posted it in the wrong thread.

cheers.

never trust a john, and never turn your back on a drunk

:stout:

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by DrGuile@Nov 14 2003, 05:35 PM
Here is advice that was given to me by God himself:






Never use your tongue to stop a fan.






(10pts if you can tell me what that is from)
Kids in the Hall

[Hell Puppy]

"Never drive faster than you can see" -- Jack Burton, Porkchop Express

[XXXPhoto]

1. Never tell all you know...
2. ...

[Vick]

if you have a 2.5 year old and a talking parrot they will have conversations together

and if Snow White becomes your 2.5 year old's favorite movie of the week ......
Your parrot is going to say "Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho" and start to whistle



Last edited by Vick at Nov 16 2003, 12:44 PM

[Nickatilynx]

If you ever want to scare the kid , whack the parrot.
If you wanna scare everyone ,whack your own kid.

:yowsa: :agrin: :yowsa:
:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

[Cassie]

never piss off someone you trust; you'll never know when those dirty little secrets will come back to haunt you.

[TeenGodFather]

Originally posted by Cassie@Nov 16 2003, 12:11 PM
never piss off someone you trust; you'll never know when those dirty little secrets will come back to haunt you.
Trust no one.

[Bishop]

Originally posted by Anthony@Nov 14 2003, 06:07 PM

http://www.setgo.com/ant.jpg

May I formally nominate this picture for the next caption contest?

So many punch lines.. so little time. :bdance:

[Bishop]

oh and I forgot my tip..

Never poke a stick at anything bigger than you..

unless its Anthony.

[KevinG]

You people fucking crack me up :agrin:

[sarettah]

It is never too late to have a happy childhood............

[Evil Chris]

Don't fry bacon in the nude.

[Mike AI]

don't spit in the wind,
don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,
and you don't....


:rokk:

[Anthony]

Relax, don't do it. When you want to come.

[Dravyk]

1. Don't stick a wet dick into an electrical socket.

2. Don't stick a dry dick into an electrical socket.

3. If you can stick your dick into an electrical socket, go get yourself a new dick.

:moon:

[Vick]

Originally posted by Anthony@Nov 17 2003, 02:17 PM
Relax, don't do it. When you want to come.
Anthony goes to Hollywood???? :D

[Anthony]

Originally posted by Vick+Nov 17 2003, 02:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Nov 17 2003, 02:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Anthony@Nov 17 2003, 02:17 PM
Relax, don't do it. When you want to come.
Anthony goes to Hollywood???? :D[/b][/quote]
You don't know how uncannily true that statement is... :D

[sarettah]

The grass is always greener......





In Humboldt County.......... :yowsa:

[Carrie]

How about some common sense ones?

Only buy Western Digital hard drives if you value your data.
Always rent Xbox games from Blockbuster before blowing $50 on a game that sucks.
Chameleon Submitter beats the others hands down.
Learn to get away from the computer without feeling guilty for not working.
Cooking twice as much as you need and freezing half of it will save you tons on fast food and taste a hell of a lot better.

If things seem to be getting too heavy...
-Go find a sleeping baby. Watch closely for as long as possible.
-Lay down in the grass and stare at the clouds.
-Buy a coloring book and crayons. Use them.
-Remember, life is terminal. Everything else is cake compared to that.

[media]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 17 2003, 09:26 AM
don't spit in the wind,
don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger,
and you don't....


:rokk:
I was at the beach the other day (Oregon Coast) hahahha, and I was spitting into the wind and laughing as it flew back behind me.. My wife laughed when one almost hit me... Luckily I have quick reflexes..
Its amazing how I find excitement in the most stupid things after sitting in and office for too long..

Media

[Trev]

Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 18 2003, 08:33 AM
How about some common sense ones?

Only buy Western Digital hard drives if you value your data.
Always rent Xbox games from Blockbuster before blowing $50 on a game that sucks.
Chameleon Submitter beats the others hands down.
Learn to get away from the computer without feeling guilty for not working.
Cooking twice as much as you need and freezing half of it will save you tons on fast food and taste a hell of a lot better.

If things seem to be getting too heavy...
-Go find a sleeping baby. Watch closely for as long as possible.
-Lay down in the grass and stare at the clouds.
-Buy a coloring book and crayons. Use them.
-Remember, life is terminal. Everything else is cake compared to that.
Get a Marine fish tank and just sit and watch it for a while










with a nice cold beer if possible :okthumb:

[Nickatilynx]

Pretend to be deaf when asked "Do these pants make my ass look fat"

There is no correct answer. ;-)))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 18 2003, 05:42 PM
Pretend to be deaf when asked "Do these pants make my ass look fat"

There is no correct answer. ;-)))
There is but "no your fat makes your ass look fat" isn't recommended :D

[Vick]

One good turn .........
Gets most of the blankets


If the shoe fits ........
Find another one just like it

[Nickatilynx]

There is but "no your fat makes your ass look fat" isn't recommended

LOL
Neither is giggling ;-)))

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Trev+Nov 18 2003, 10:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Nov 18 2003, 10:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Nov 18 2003, 05:42 PM
Pretend to be deaf when asked "Do these pants make my ass look fat"

There is no correct answer. ;-)))
There is but "no your fat makes your ass look fat" isn't recommended :D[/b][/quote]
Dangerous words for you also are "No, it's just baby fat" :awinky:

[Trev]

Originally posted by Carrie+Nov 18 2003, 06:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Nov 18 2003, 06:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Trev@Nov 18 2003, 10:45 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Nov 18 2003, 05:42 PM
Pretend to be deaf when asked "Do these pants make my ass look fat"

There is no correct answer. ;-)))
There is but "no your fat makes your ass look fat" isn't recommended :D
Dangerous words for you also are "No, it's just baby fat" :awinky:[/b][/quote]
lol I found that out at 16 weeks, no such thing as fat in my house anymore :blink: :unsure: