WHO IS THE BIGGEST IDIOT

[Vick]

The Hall of Shame speaks ......
I know they were other idiots but I can't recall them now

Am asking posting to Oprano only, not other boards and way back when

The definition of Idiot is totally up to you

[sarettah]

That is a very hard decision.....

Should be a tie category for heq and gorgboy.......


:yowsa:

[Vick]

Hmmmm
I wonder who the Others are???? :P

[Nickatilynx]

An idiot poll without a "confucy" option?

[Carrie]

Confucy isn't an idiot - she's just in another world completely.

This is a real hard vote between Groggy and SexEd. They're both idiots.

[Peaches]

clemsontiger

:nyanya:

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Peaches@Nov 8 2003, 10:38 PM
clemsontiger

:nyanya:
You meanie :awinky:
Remember, he knows where you live!

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Carrie+Nov 8 2003, 11:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Nov 8 2003, 11:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Nov 8 2003, 10:38 PM
clemsontiger

:nyanya:
You meanie :awinky:
Remember, he knows where you live![/b][/quote]
True - and it seems no amount of moving is able to fool him - he's always finding me. :o

[J'springer]

Come on choose me. I need the recognition and to be given the honour would be indeed an honour considering the quality of the posting I have seen here so far. I know you guys can do better than this.

[PornoDoggy]

hedwhateverthefuckhisnamewas gets my vote . That was/is a truly disturbed individual.

Confucy, J'springer and Sexed just ain't worth paying any attention to. And there is nothing wrong with grogan that puberty and getting his ass kicked a couple of times wouldn't cure.

[Sabby]

J'springer is a stalker freak who has also been banned from NakedSmartChicks twice.

That's all I have to say about him and I will not respond to any of his posts.


Sabby:)

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Sabby@Nov 8 2003, 08:41 PM
J'springer is a stalker freak who has also been banned from NakedSmartChicks twice.

That's all I have to say about him and I will not respond to any of his posts.


Sabby:)
Sabby, thank you so much but you are lying. I was only banned from Naked dumb chicks once. But I am so glad you posted this because we were trying to remember your name and no one could. Just something about a webcam girl that went to Holland on the trip of a lifetime or something. I think that was you. Did you have a good time. I love Amsterdam. I go there a lot.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 8 2003, 11:19 PM
hedwhateverthefuckhisnamewas gets my vote . That was/is a truly disturbed individual.


this si where liberals and conservastives agree 100%!
;_))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Sabby@Nov 8 2003, 11:41 PM
J'springer is a stalker freak who has also been banned from NakedSmartChicks twice.

That's all I have to say about him and I will not respond to any of his posts.


Sabby:)
Sabby,
I am positive he is just a surfer...webmasters can't be than clueless about their betters
;-)))

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 8 2003, 08:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 8 2003, 08:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Nov 8 2003, 11:19 PM
hedwhateverthefuckhisnamewas gets my vote . That was/is a truly disturbed individual.


this si where liberals and conservastives agree 100%!
;_))[/b][/quote]
Wrong again serge. You gotta take a class in politics dude.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 8 2003, 11:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 8 2003, 11:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 8 2003, 08:52 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Nov 8 2003, 11:19 PM
hedwhateverthefuckhisnamewas gets my vote . That was/is a truly disturbed individual.


this si where liberals and conservastives agree 100%!
;_))
Wrong again serge. You gotta take a class in politics dude.[/b][/quote]
J', you are such an idiot that you can't even get more than one vote at the idiots poll
;-))))

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 8 2003, 08:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 8 2003, 08:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 8 2003, 11:54 PM
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 8 2003, 08:52 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Nov 8 2003, 11:19 PM
hedwhateverthefuckhisnamewas gets my vote . That was/is a truly disturbed individual.


this si where liberals and conservastives agree 100%!
;_))
Wrong again serge. You gotta take a class in politics dude.
J', you are such an idiot that you can't even get more than one vote at the idiots poll
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Serge, you are going down like many before you. Your only saving grace is that you own this board. Other than that....zero

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 8 2003, 11:59 PM

Serge, you are going down like many before you. Your only saving grace is that you own this board. Other than that....zero
going down?

idiot, I've been down since 1999......;-))))

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 8 2003, 09:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 8 2003, 09:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 8 2003, 11:59 PM

Serge, you are going down like many before you. Your only saving grace is that you own this board. Other than that....zero
going down?

idiot, I've been down since 1999......;-))))[/b][/quote]
Dude, I have been around longer than you. don't even try to play that pissing game

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 9 2003, 12:07 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 9 2003, 12:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 8 2003, 09:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 8 2003, 11:59 PM

Serge, you are going down like many before you. Your only saving grace is that you own this board. Other than that....zero
going down?

idiot, I've been down since 1999......;-))))
Dude, I have been around longer than you. don't even try to play that pissing game[/b][/quote]
exactly! you've been around longer than me and still suck my cock...what a shame...
;-)))

only complete MORON would ever admitt that
;-))))

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 8 2003, 09:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 8 2003, 09:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 8 2003, 09:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 8 2003, 11:59 PM

Serge, you are going down like many before you. Your only saving grace is that you own this board. Other than that....zero
going down?

idiot, I've been down since 1999......;-))))
Dude, I have been around longer than you. don't even try to play that pissing game
exactly! you've been around longer than me and still suck my cock...what a shame...
;-)))

only complete MORON would ever admitt that
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Trailer trash is as trailer trash does. See my other post regarding low class profanity.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 12:11 AM

Trailer trash is as trailer trash does. See my other post regarding low class profanity.
look for your post???

I am too busy looking for my own
;-))))

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...05d7abb3743add8 (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=6885&s=61759aec51411363205d7abb3743add8)

[nlphoto]

Anyone at Oprano have experience in writing screenplays ?

Moron and Moroner is such a catchy title... :lol:

[dirtyone]

Can I change my vote?

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 8 2003, 11:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 8 2003, 11:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Sabby@Nov 8 2003, 11:41 PM
J'springer is a stalker freak who has also been banned from NakedSmartChicks twice.

That's all I have to say about him and I will not respond to any of his posts.


Sabby:)
Sabby,
I am positive he is just a surfer...webmasters can't be than clueless about their betters
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Uhhhh ... Serge, are you travelling or something? Maybe you been busy? Have you been following Boy Blunder (a.k.a. the intellectual light of Chicago)?

Young groanagain could teach graduate level courses in clueless even at the tender age of twenty.

[brand0n2]

Serge Oprano?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 9 2003, 12:24 AM

Uhhhh ... Serge, are you travelling or something? Maybe you been busy?
yes, I am busy...
;-((

the fucking contractors punctured my pool lines and I have to deal with this shit
;-(((

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 8 2003, 09:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 8 2003, 09:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Nov 9 2003, 12:24 AM

Uhhhh ... Serge, are you travelling or something? Maybe you been busy?
yes, I am busy...
;-((

the fucking contractors punctured my pool lines and I have to deal with this shit
;-((([/b][/quote]
Damn what a problem. No pool. Waaah. You don't have to deal with anything. You are compelled to for some reason. Remember the strings. You just shot yourself in the foot. Actually there is nothing to deal with that you haven't created.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by brand0n2@Nov 9 2003, 12:25 AM
Serge Oprano?
Now talk about clueless...CockGobblin couldnt even remember his login so he calls himself number 2. Next he will refer to himself in 3rd person....

Can you smell what the CockGobblin is cookin.....

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 12:30 AM

Damn what a problem. No pool. Waaah. You don't have to deal with anything. You are compelled to for some reason. Remember the strings. You just shot yourself in the foot. Actually there is nothing to deal with that you haven't created.
wanna suck my cock in the pool????
;-))))

[brand0n2]

Originally posted by gonzo+Nov 8 2003, 09:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Nov 8 2003, 09:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--brand0n2@Nov 9 2003, 12:25 AM
Serge Oprano?
Now talk about clueless...CockGobblin couldnt even remember his login so he calls himself number 2. Next he will refer to himself in 3rd person....

Can you smell what the CockGobblin is cookin.....[/b][/quote]
i see you missed me dildo, needed a new name to post, whatcha think?

[Carrie]

J's,
I was there when you were doing a total character assassination on Sabby over at AmateurMasters. It was completely out of line and uncalled for - you gave her no more respect than you would a piece of trash, simply because she performs on cam. 12Clicks ripped you a new one in that thread, as did Sabby herself.
You lost all respect from me in that thread - which I'm sure doesn't matter to you but up to that point I thought you were just an egomaniac who really knew his stuff about photography. That thread convinced me that you are an egomaniac who knows his stuff about photography and absolutely nothing else about the online aspect of this business nor the people in it, and that you don't deserve anyone's respect if for nothing else than you refuse to hand any out yourself.

Besides, anyone who uses the term "trailer trash" to make themselves seem better off than someone else really needs to be smacked in the head a few times with a 2x4.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Carrie@Nov 8 2003, 09:46 PM
J's,
I was there when you were doing a total character assassination on Sabby over at AmateurMasters. It was completely out of line and uncalled for - you gave her no more respect than you would a piece of trash, simply because she performs on cam. 12Clicks ripped you a new one in that thread, as did Sabby herself.
You lost all respect from me in that thread - which I'm sure doesn't matter to you but up to that point I thought you were just an egomaniac who really knew his stuff about photography. That thread convinced me that you are an egomaniac who knows his stuff about photography and absolutely nothing else about the online aspect of this business nor the people in it, and that you don't deserve anyone's respect if for nothing else than you refuse to hand any out yourself.

Besides, anyone who uses the term "trailer trash" to make themselves seem better off than someone else really needs to be smacked in the head a few times with a 2x4.
Sabby deserved it and it was not because she was a webcam girl. Do your homework. 12 clicks was incapable of ripping anyone a new asshole. Do your homework. Anyone who would even consider using a what did you call it a "2X4"? is probably trailer trash. A term I don't need to use to set myself apart from anyone. It is generally recognized what trailer trash is. Now who the heck are you?

[Sabby]

J'springer has a hardon for me that just wont go away... same with all the other girls on his psycho mailing list.

There I responded. He can blow his load now and go to bed.


Sabby:)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 9 2003, 12:07 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 9 2003, 12:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 8 2003, 09:05 PM

idiot, I've been down since 1999......;-))))
Dude, I have been around longer than you. don't even try to play that pissing game[/b][/quote]
Hmm..err...Springerdude....

He said he was down since 99......

prior to that, he was way the hell up..............


:yowsa:

[clemsontiger]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 9 2003, 01:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 9 2003, 01:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Nov 8 2003, 09:46 PM
J's,
I was there when you were doing a total character assassination on Sabby over at AmateurMasters. It was completely out of line and uncalled for - you gave her no more respect than you would a piece of trash, simply because she performs on cam. 12Clicks ripped you a new one in that thread, as did Sabby herself.
You lost all respect from me in that thread - which I'm sure doesn't matter to you but up to that point I thought you were just an egomaniac who really knew his stuff about photography. That thread convinced me that you are an egomaniac who knows his stuff about photography and absolutely nothing else about the online aspect of this business nor the people in it, and that you don't deserve anyone's respect if for nothing else than you refuse to hand any out yourself.

Besides, anyone who uses the term "trailer trash" to make themselves seem better off than someone else really needs to be smacked in the head a few times with a 2x4.
Sabby deserved it and it was not because she was a webcam girl. Do your homework. 12 clicks was incapable of ripping anyone a new asshole. Do your homework. Anyone who would even consider using a what did you call it a "2X4"? is probably trailer trash. A term I don't need to use to set myself apart from anyone. It is generally recognized what trailer trash is. Now who the heck are you?[/b][/quote]
trailer trash "tray-ler-ter-ashh"

A poor person who lives in a trailer. Most likely the person is from the southern or midwestern United States.

Watch the trailer trash battle against the ghetto homies on the next Jerry Springer episode.



Now from what I know, Serge does not originate from the southern or midwestern US nor does he live in a trailer.

However, I do see something resembling your name in it...

Coincidence?



Last edited by clemsontiger at Nov 9 2003, 02:01 AM

[Carrie]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 12:50 AM
Sabby deserved it and it was not because she was a webcam girl. Do your homework. 12 clicks was incapable of ripping anyone a new asshole. Do your homework. Anyone who would even consider using a what did you call it a "2X4"? is probably trailer trash. A term I don't need to use to set myself apart from anyone. It is generally recognized what trailer trash is. Now who the heck are you?
A term you don't need to use? Short memory. Look up about 6 posts or so:
Trailer trash is as trailer trash does. See my other post regarding low class profanity.

12Clicks *did* rip you a new asshole - no homework needed. Whether you want to compare by money, traffic, or simple class, 12Clicks outsteps you by miles.

Sabby didn't deserve that thread that *you* started.

Who am I? Oh... nobody. Doesn't really matter, does it? I'm never doing business with you, and that's all you need to know.

[PornoDoggy]

Somehow or another I think J'springer may have deep seated reasons to hurl accusations about "trailer trash" around. Heridity, perhaps?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Sabby@Nov 9 2003, 12:55 AM
J'springer has a hardon for me that just wont go away... same with all the other girls on his psycho mailing list.

There I responded. He can blow his load now and go to bed.


Sabby:)
he has hard on???

Bullshit! He only suck my cock and has hard on for me!!!!!!!!!!!
;-))

you are just jelous!
;_))

[Forest]

My fan base must be sleeping

what time is it in the states?

:lol:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Forest@Nov 9 2003, 09:03 AM
My fan base must be sleeping

what time is it in the states?

:lol:
do you need hourly update?
;-)))

[Forest]

yes please

:P

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Carrie+Nov 8 2003, 10:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Nov 8 2003, 10:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 12:50 AM
Sabby deserved it and it was not because she was a webcam girl. Do your homework. 12 clicks was incapable of ripping anyone a new asshole. Do your homework. Anyone who would even consider using a what did you call it a "2X4"? is probably trailer trash. A term I don't need to use to set myself apart from anyone. It is generally recognized what trailer trash is. Now who the heck are you?
A term you don't need to use? Short memory. Look up about 6 posts or so:
Trailer trash is as trailer trash does. See my other post regarding low class profanity.

12Clicks *did* rip you a new asshole - no homework needed. Whether you want to compare by money, traffic, or simple class, 12Clicks outsteps you by miles.

Sabby didn't deserve that thread that *you* started.

Who am I? Oh... nobody. Doesn't really matter, does it? I'm never doing business with you, and that's all you need to know.[/b][/quote]
rip me a new asshole. I think not. A spam artist is incapable of that. He did try hard. Just like you dude, and you still can't do it. And why would I do business with you, whoever you are, anyway. Unless of course you are a plumber and my drain got plugged or something.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by clemsontiger+Nov 8 2003, 09:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clemsontiger @ Nov 8 2003, 09:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 01:50 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Carrie@Nov 8 2003, 09:46 PM
J's,
I was there when you were doing a total character assassination on Sabby over at AmateurMasters. It was completely out of line and uncalled for - you gave her no more respect than you would a piece of trash, simply because she performs on cam. 12Clicks ripped you a new one in that thread, as did Sabby herself.
You lost all respect from me in that thread - which I'm sure doesn't matter to you but up to that point I thought you were just an egomaniac who really knew his stuff about photography. That thread convinced me that you are an egomaniac who knows his stuff about photography and absolutely nothing else about the online aspect of this business nor the people in it, and that you don't deserve anyone's respect if for nothing else than you refuse to hand any out yourself.

Besides, anyone who uses the term "trailer trash" to make themselves seem better off than someone else really needs to be smacked in the head a few times with a 2x4.
Sabby deserved it and it was not because she was a webcam girl. Do your homework. 12 clicks was incapable of ripping anyone a new asshole. Do your homework. Anyone who would even consider using a what did you call it a "2X4"? is probably trailer trash. A term I don't need to use to set myself apart from anyone. It is generally recognized what trailer trash is. Now who the heck are you?
trailer trash "tray-ler-ter-ashh"

A poor person who lives in a trailer. Most likely the person is from the southern or midwestern United States.

Watch the trailer trash battle against the ghetto homies on the next Jerry Springer episode.



Now from what I know, Serge does not originate from the southern or midwestern US nor does he live in a trailer.

However, I do see something resembling your name in it...

Coincidence?[/b][/quote]
No coincindence at all. Damn I am impressed by true deep perception.....
J'springer definition of trailer trash.....anyone whose sole accomplishment in life is showing off a big dick which is gross, classless, and belongs in a double wide. How do you say trailer park pa Russki serge?

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Sabby@Nov 8 2003, 09:55 PM
J'springer has a hardon for me that just wont go away... same with all the other girls on his psycho mailing list.

There I responded. He can blow his load now and go to bed.


Sabby:)
Well that comment, Sabby, puts you in the same league as this Oprano Dude. Nothing else to say. Out of gas. Another webcam girl with....what was your party piece in Vancouver again? Oh yeah something to do with a baseball bat up your ass or something. I seem to recall those were your words.
Hey, you should thank me sweetie. You got way more for your traffic spinning page than it was worth because someone came to your rescue. How was Amsterdam btw. You make me chuckle. Being stuck in "The Chuck" must be no fun at all.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 09:47 AM

Well that comment, Sabby, puts you in the same league as this Oprano Dude.
hahahahaha, he is a sweet talker, isn't him,???

kissing Sabby's ass will get you EVERYWHERE!
;-))))

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 9 2003, 07:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 9 2003, 07:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 09:47 AM

Well that comment, Sabby, puts you in the same league as this Oprano Dude.
hahahahaha, he is a sweet talker, isn't him,???

kissing Sabby's ass will get you EVERYWHERE!
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Dude, you can go there but I wouldn't touch it with a three meter poll. I have taste and I have seen what she sticks up it. Ugh.
But hey, you have a three meter poll....its perfect for you :)

[Cassie]

that was a really tough choice. however since sex ed has never claimed to know everything in the world and be the best of his generation, i had to vote otherwise.

too bad the poll couldnt have been made a bit more varied.

my decision does not mean that sex ed isnt a dangerous person because he is to the umpth degree but he hasnt boasted perse. i would definitely say he and grogan fight for the attention whore of the year award (thinking about it more, sex ed would win cause he will continue to post in a thread when he is obviously being ignored....you just dont catch on do ya dad?)

other then that, the choice is obvious....the results speak for themselves.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Cassie@Nov 9 2003, 08:05 AM
that was a really tough choice. however since sex ed has never claimed to know everything in the world and be the best of his generation, i had to vote otherwise.

too bad the poll couldnt have been made a bit more varied.

my decision does not mean that sex ed isnt a dangerous person because he is to the umpth degree but he hasnt boasted perse. i would definitely say he and grogan fight for the attention whore of the year award (thinking about it more, sex ed would win cause he will continue to post in a thread when he is obviously being ignored....you just dont catch on do ya dad?)

other then that, the choice is obvious....the results speak for themselves.
Now, Cassie....whichever cassie you are among the plethora that seem to post on these boards.....please show me something that backs up your claim of my vanity. Being smart is not a boast. Don't you think idiots that post big dick pictures are much more vain? You can't have it both ways. Now make up your mind.

[Sabby]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 9 2003, 09:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 9 2003, 09:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Sabby@Nov 8 2003, 09:55 PM
J'springer has a hardon for me that just wont go away... same with all the other girls on his psycho mailing list.

There I responded. He can blow his load now and go to bed.


Sabby:)
Well that comment, Sabby, puts you in the same league as this Oprano Dude. Nothing else to say. Out of gas. Another webcam girl with....what was your party piece in Vancouver again? Oh yeah something to do with a baseball bat up your ass or something. I seem to recall those were your words.
Hey, you should thank me sweetie. You got way more for your traffic spinning page than it was worth because someone came to your rescue. How was Amsterdam btw. You make me chuckle. Being stuck in "The Chuck" must be no fun at all.[/b][/quote]
This coming from a guy who has to stalk people and send them psycho emails because they wont talk to him on a chat board anymore is really funny.

You are a sad, strange little man... and you have my pity.

Just another serial board fan with no life of his own.

I find you boring.

Okay someone better give him tissue I'm sure he just spewed again.


Sabby:)

[Peaches]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 12:09 PM
Now, Cassie....whichever cassie you are among the plethora that seem to post on these boards
Could you show us another "Cassie" who's posted here? Thanks! :) After all, we'd hate to catch you in yet another lie (or would this be one of your multitude of "mistakes"? B) )

[J'springer]

Ah Sabby, you are so predictable. Boring but predictable. You keep trying to wound me and you keep falling flat on your silicone. You gotta get out more....slide down rabbit hill on them babies. Have some fun while you are stuck in the dreariest place on earth.

[Winetalk.com]

this idiot definatelly has some mental problems...
the more I watch them, the more my genes passed by my gradnfather the psychatrist point me to the mental trauma even Oprano can't cure...

[Cassie]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 9 2003, 12:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 9 2003, 12:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Nov 9 2003, 08:05 AM
that was a really tough choice. however since sex ed has never claimed to know everything in the world and be the best of his generation, i had to vote otherwise.

too bad the poll couldnt have been made a bit more varied.

my decision does not mean that sex ed isnt a dangerous person because he is to the umpth degree but he hasnt boasted perse. i would definitely say he and grogan fight for the attention whore of the year award (thinking about it more, sex ed would win cause he will continue to post in a thread when he is obviously being ignored....you just dont catch on do ya dad?)

other then that, the choice is obvious....the results speak for themselves.
Now, Cassie....whichever cassie you are among the plethora that seem to post on these boards.....please show me something that backs up your claim of my vanity. Being smart is not a boast. Don't you think idiots that post big dick pictures are much more vain? You can't have it both ways. Now make up your mind.[/b][/quote]
ut oh, is it may yet cause thats when my split personality kicks in.

you idiot, read what i posted. do you think i give a rats ass about any guys dick? nothing changes when the lights are off and quite frankly, stupid kid shit like that doesnt even come into play with me.

learn to read and comprehend and keep your empty skull trap shut.

[Nickatilynx]

serge , this dancing monkey bores me now.

We've seen him dance. He has no other moves to show us.

[Cassie]

Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 9 2003, 12:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 9 2003, 12:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 12:09 PM
Now, Cassie....whichever cassie you are among the plethora that seem to post on these boards
Could you show us another "Cassie" who's posted here? Thanks! :) After all, we'd hate to catch you in yet another lie (or would this be one of your multitude of "mistakes"? B) )[/b][/quote]
hehehehe around the time of my bday, the other cassie kicks in. she is far nicer then this cassie now but after that magical day, this cassie posting now comes back with full vengence! :grrr:

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 9 2003, 08:19 AM
this idiot definatelly has some mental problems...
the more I watch them, the more my genes passed by my gradnfather the psychatrist point me to the mental trauma even Oprano can't cure...
OMG.....a Russian Psychiatrist. I know a lot about them. They sent their "patients" to be cured in the Gulag Spa. I met a few of those diagnosed by people like your Grandfather. I can't believe you would even mention such a thing in public. That's like saying you were related to that Georgian dude.....Mr. Steel.

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 9 2003, 11:20 AM
serge , this dancing monkey bores me now.

We've seen him dance. He has no other moves to show us.
I am affraid so...he has imagination of the reatrd...

do you remember my first day on GFY? no friends, not much people who knew me, totally foreign land and...
today 100's of them go anywhere I sent them on the link.

This cretin has no prayer to achieve anything,
besides getting high on my cock
;-))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 9 2003, 11:22 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 9 2003, 11:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 9 2003, 08:19 AM
this idiot definatelly has some mental problems...
the more I watch them, the more my genes passed by my gradnfather the psychatrist point me to the mental trauma even Oprano can't cure...
OMG.....a Russian Psychiatrist. I know a lot about them. They sent their "patients" to be cured in the Gulag Spa. I met a few of those diagnosed by people like your Grandfather. I can't believe you would even mention such a thing in public. That's like saying you were related to that Georgian dude.....Mr. Steel.[/b][/quote]
My grandfathe died in the first month of the war,
and you are not even worthy mentioning him on this board.
If you chose to disregard this warning,
I'll send you where you came from in a heart beat

[Cassie]

doesnt grogan have the same info under his avatar?

my balls are smoother....blah blah blah.

could grogan have a split personality as well?

(debating this answer as the twilight song plays softly in my mind)

[Nickatilynx]

His obsession with your cock are inDICKative , or may I say the ROOT of some of his mental problems.

;-)))

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 9 2003, 11:20 AM
serge , this dancing monkey bores me now.

We've seen him dance. He has no other moves to show us.
Hear, hear.
It's getting hard to enjoy the conversation above the din of the unintelligent around here lately.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 9 2003, 08:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 9 2003, 08:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 11:22 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 9 2003, 08:19 AM
this idiot definatelly has some mental problems...
the more I watch them, the more my genes passed by my gradnfather the psychatrist point me to the mental trauma even Oprano can't cure...
OMG.....a Russian Psychiatrist. I know a lot about them. They sent their "patients" to be cured in the Gulag Spa. I met a few of those diagnosed by people like your Grandfather. I can't believe you would even mention such a thing in public. That's like saying you were related to that Georgian dude.....Mr. Steel.
My grandfathe died in the first month of the war,
and you are not even worthy mentioning him on this board.
If you chose to disregard this warning,
I'll send you where you came from in a heart beat[/b][/quote]
Ah dude, its coming. You can't resist it. If you bring up your heritage, you gotta be prepared for the obvious. What happened to your so called media savvy. That did a double back flip. Do I really care? Nope.
You are just not very good at this yet. Maybe in a couple of years, you will develop the necessary debating skills that would certainly preclude mentioning a: your dick or b: your sainted Grandad.

And btw, my Father was nearly killed trying to keep your Grandfather alive, so don't even go down that road.



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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 9 2003, 11:26 AM
His obsession with your cock are inDICKative , or may I say the ROOT of some of his mental problems.

;-)))
I know...and the cure is just around the corner, in my pants...
Has I EVER refused anybody who wanted to suck my cock bad?
nope...and he is affraid of the rejection...
poor Yorik
;-)))

[Cassie]

Originally posted by Carrie+Nov 9 2003, 12:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Nov 9 2003, 12:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Nov 9 2003, 11:20 AM
serge , this dancing monkey bores me now.

We've seen him dance. He has no other moves to show us.
Hear, hear.
It's getting hard to enjoy the conversation above the din of the unintelligent around here lately.[/b][/quote]
i agree.....i see a banning coming along SOON!

i dont think serge has the 3 strike policy, does he?

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Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 11:27 AM

Ah dude, its coming. You can't resist it. If you bring up your heritage, you gotta be prepared for the obvious. What happened to your so called media savvy. That did a double back flip. Do I really care? Nope.
You are just not very good at this yet. Maybe in a couple of years, you will develop the necessary debating skills that would certainly preclude mentioning a: your dick or b: your sainted Grandad.
I love my dick, and so do you...admit it and I leave you alone

[J'springer]

Who cares. He bans, he loses. Kind of like an admission of defeat and I win.

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Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 11:30 AM
Who cares. He bans, he loses. Kind of like an admission of defeat and I win.
I ban - I lose a perfect cocksucker,
impressions,
$$$,
and as you all know, I'll fuck his siter for all of the above
;-)))

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Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 11:30 AM
Who cares. He bans, he loses. Kind of like an admission of defeat and I win.
and what exactly do you win?

do they give medals for being banmned from all the boards?
;-)))

[Nickatilynx]

J'springer,

You LOVE the cock.

Worship the cock , monkey!

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 9 2003, 11:34 AM
J'springer,

You LOVE the cock.

Worship the cock , monkey!
..and I promise!

I won't cum in your mouth
;-)))

[Nickatilynx]

ahahahahahaha serge.

If he will admit he worships the cock......

I'll double his net worth and give him $5.

The cheque is in the mail

;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 9 2003, 11:38 AM
ahahahahahaha serge.

If he will admit he worships the cock......

I'll double his net worth and give him $5.

The cheque is in the mail

;-)))
I bet you 50 he is too shy for that!
;-)))

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 9 2003, 08:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 9 2003, 08:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 11:30 AM
Who cares. He bans, he loses. Kind of like an admission of defeat and I win.
I ban - I lose a perfect cocksucker,
impressions,
$$$,
and as you all know, I'll fuck his siter for all of the above
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Crude, rude, and tasteless. Wash your mouth out with soap. You have just lost all credibility. You have absolutely nothing worthwhile to contribute to this thread. Your sexual innuendos are juvenile and very poor taste. You have once more embarrassed yourself in public, but you already know that don't you. It is very apparent that you learned nothing from your grandfather. It seems the gene pool got shorted somewhere in that frozen wasteland. I truly hope you raise any sprogs you may pop out with a little more couth and gentility. But a peasant is still a peasant and your roots are showing dude. Please ban me. It would be a feather in my cap and a great dinner table conversation. But you are about everything I hate about this business. No class, no taste, a foul mouth, no original product, just a spin machine. Just like any strip club owner with a gold coke spoon hangin from his neck and shitty tattoos. You can talk the talk, but walking the walk has eluded you. Clean up your mouth. You would be an embarrassement in polite company. Finishing school might be in order. From what you say, you could afford it and it would help you immensely. Just don't talk about your dick. No one cares.

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Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 11:40 AM
Just don't talk about your dick. No one cares.
ahhh...how did I know????
still in denial
;-)))

and please note,
I posted my doubts BEFORE he posted! How did I know my $50 is safe????
;-)))

[Nickatilynx]

a photographer who is a snob!!!! ahahahahahaha

Stop dodging the inevitable.

You love the cock!

ahhh......the end game :)

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 9 2003, 08:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 9 2003, 08:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 11:40 AM
Just don't talk about your dick. No one cares.
ahhh...how did I know????
still in denial
;-)))

and please note,
I posted my doubts BEFORE he posted! How did I know my $50 is safe????
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Actually Serge. I have only said this about a couple of people I have met in this business. Most are ok. But dude, you really are stupid. I mean that sincerely and in its most literal sense. You can't even put a sentence together without a cock or suck reference. You have nothing more to say except to trumpet your "victory" and how much money I will bring you because you "toy" with me. Dude, you couldn't toy with a Lego set without losing your temper. But we both know how you feel. But please post on and I shall watch with great amusement as you and your alter ego Sabby post about your genitalia.

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 9 2003, 11:46 AM
a photographer who is a snob!!!! ahahahahahaha

Stop dodging the inevitable.

You love the cock!

ahhh......the end game :)
hey! I don't need you on my action!

he likes MY cock, and nobody's else!

gees, why do you have to piggy back on my personal cocksucker?? He is ALL MINE! I sticked in him first!
;-)))

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Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 11:48 AM

Actually Serge. I have only said this about a couple of people I have met in this business. Most are ok.
I knew you appreciate my cock soner or later...it wasn't bad, wasn't it?

wanna suck Nick;s cock now?

[Nickatilynx]

You haven't damaged him have you ?

I don't want a damaged cocksucker.




editted as was covered by Serge!!! LOL



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[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 9 2003, 08:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 9 2003, 08:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 11:48 AM

Actually Serge. I have only said this about a couple of people I have met in this business. Most are ok.
I knew you appreciate my cock soner or later...it wasn't bad, wasn't it?

wanna suck Nick;s cock now?[/b][/quote]
I don't think this Nick, Serge, and Sabby thing is going anywhere. It is boring and not worth the attention. I do not suffer fools and you three take the cake.

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Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 9 2003, 11:53 AM

I don't think this Nick, Serge, and Sabby thing is going anywhere. It is boring and not worth the attention. I do not suffer fools and you three take the cake.
Nick, he says he won't suffer....I take it as a YES, he WILL suck your cock too!

[Nickatilynx]

I don't think this Nick, Serge, and Sabby thing is going anywhere. It is boring and not worth the attention. I do not suffer fools and you three take the cake.

Oh no!! We choked him!!!!!

Now he is gagging.

ahahahahahahahahahaha

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 9 2003, 11:56 AM
I don't think this Nick, Serge, and Sabby thing is going anywhere. It is boring and not worth the attention. I do not suffer fools and you three take the cake.

Oh no!! We choked him!!!!!

Now he is gagging.

ahahahahahahahahahaha
Nick, we did business before and kinda trust each other for under $1,000,000...
shall we form
"Serge and Nick pimp J'Springer" Enterprises?

50/50 split and John Cotac will do the accounting
;-)))

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 9 2003, 08:56 AM
I don't think this Nick, Serge, and Sabby thing is going anywhere. It is boring and not worth the attention. I do not suffer fools and you three take the cake.

Oh no!! We choked him!!!!!

Now he is gagging.

ahahahahahahahahahaha
http://members.event.com/thumb/d/Redland/blowjobs/GagTime/GAGTIME_16.MPG.JPG

he is a gagger.

[Nickatilynx]

Nick, we did business before and kinda trust each other for under $1,000,000...
shall we form
"Serge and Nick pimp J'Springer" Enterprises?

50/50 split and John Cotac will do the accounting
;-)))

ahahahahaha perfect!

50/50? OK agreed. I'll look forward to reciving my 30% then ;-)))

When he sucks a million cocks for a dollar we'll renegotiate?

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 9 2003, 12:03 PM
Nick, we did business before and kinda trust each other for under $1,000,000...
shall we form
"Serge and Nick pimp J'Springer" Enterprises?

50/50 split and John Cotac will do the accounting
;-)))

ahahahahaha perfect!

50/50? OK agreed. I'll look forward to reciving my 30% then ;-)))

When he sucks a million cocks for a dollar we'll renegotiate?
c'mon! $1 my ass! let's charge at least $10! and...NO re-negotiations!
;-)))

I like status quo the way it is
;-))

[Nickatilynx]

$10.???? If we tell people he loves to gag , (and we know he does , and he loves the cock) we might get that much.

Ok , then its agreed.

I'll go see if I can get a pimp stick from Kaiser. ;-))))

[Vick]

grogan is winning but
J'springer - may be the densest, "dude" uhhhhhhhh

[grogan]

is "idiot" based on who has the most money? accurate poll if so.

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 9 2003, 05:13 PM
grogan is winning but
J'springer - may be the densest, "dude" uhhhhhhhh
I dunno ... groanagain does seem to really want this distinction ...

[Trev]

Originally posted by grogan@Nov 13 2003, 09:54 AM
is "idiot" based on who has the most money? accurate poll if so.
That statement just proves why you're winning the poll <_<

[grogan]

Originally posted by Trev+Nov 13 2003, 12:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Nov 13 2003, 12:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--grogan@Nov 13 2003, 09:54 AM
is "idiot" based on who has the most money? accurate poll if so.
That statement just proves why you're winning the poll <_<[/b][/quote]
NOW you're popular.

[Trev]

Originally posted by grogan@Nov 13 2003, 10:21 AM
NOW you're popular.
I don't want to be popular, I just want to be taken seriously. Nothing more nothing less.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Trev+Nov 13 2003, 04:26 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Nov 13 2003, 04:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--grogan@Nov 13 2003, 10:21 AM
NOW you're popular.
I don't want to be popular, I just want to be taken seriously. Nothing more nothing less.[/b][/quote]
And as you know, you are! :)

And here we thought Grogan had learned from his mistakes - I guess not. :(

[Trev]

Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 13 2003, 05:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 13 2003, 05:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Trev@Nov 13 2003, 04:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--grogan@Nov 13 2003, 10:21 AM
NOW you're popular.
I don't want to be popular, I just want to be taken seriously. Nothing more nothing less.
And as you know, you are! :)

And here we thought Grogan had learned from his mistakes - I guess not. :([/b][/quote]
Thank you :)

I'm going to save grogans threads and send them to him in 10 years from now... I bet in seconds he'll have his head in his hands and he'll be thinking "man, what a dick I was"... "even I would have hit me"

:D

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 9 2003, 02:13 PM
grogan is winning but
J'springer - may be the densest, "dude" uhhhhhhhh
You know Vick, I actually thought you might be a bit brighter than your posts, but hey, I have been wrong before. Party on dude and keep snappin. It will pay off when you been doin it awhile.

[voodooman]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 8 2003, 10:12 PM
Come on choose me. I need the recognition and to be given the honour would be indeed an honour considering the quality of the posting I have seen here so far. I know you guys can do better than this.
The real honor is being not only nominated for, but to actually become
one.

http://www.isjustanasshole.com

:okthumb:

[Trev]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 13 2003, 08:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 13 2003, 08:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Nov 9 2003, 02:13 PM
grogan is winning but
J'springer - may be the densest, "dude" uhhhhhhhh
You know Vick, I actually thought you might be a bit brighter than your posts, but hey, I have been wrong before. Party on dude and keep snappin. It will pay off when you been doin it awhile.[/b][/quote]
Hahahahahaha

Clueless, truly clueless <_<

[Vick]

Thanks Trev :D

J'Springer may suffer from some sort of imbalance
While J'Springer is gargling piss here J'Springer is actually making posts with some value on the amateur board

Goes to show you never can tell

Remember J'Springer I've asked you not to address me with "Dude", lets leave the vernacular of the peasantry for the peasants - or those stuck in the 80's

and J'Springer, you have made some very dense comments on this board showing you really didn't know the people with whom you were pissing/posting.

Claiming you're intelligent is not the same thing as actually being intelligent just like claiming you won a piss is not the same as actually winning .....

....as evidenced in the poll I posted asking who was winning in the piss between you and Serge - you lost no matter how loud you shout or what you claim.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 13 2003, 10:24 AM
Thanks Trev :D

J'Springer may suffer from some sort of imbalance
While J'Springer is gargling piss here J'Springer is actually making posts with some value on the amateur board

Goes to show you never can tell

Remember J'Springer I've asked you not to address me with "Dude", lets leave the vernacular of the peasantry for the peasants - or those stuck in the 80's

and J'Springer, you have made some very dense comments on this board showing you really didn't know the people with whom you were pissing/posting.

Claiming you're intelligent is not the same thing as actually being intelligent just like claiming you won a piss is not the same as actually winning .....

....as evidenced in the poll I posted asking who was winning in the piss between you and Serge - you lost no matter how loud you shout or what you claim.
Of course Serge will "win" Vick. That is a no brainer. As for your last post, I think you made a few too many suppositions. Why should it make a difference who someone is? Isn't this a free country? What exactly did you mean by that? Just curiose, man.

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Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 02:05 PM

Of course Serge will "win" Vick.
glad you finally got it
;-)))

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 13 2003, 11:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 13 2003, 11:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 02:05 PM

Of course Serge will "win" Vick.
glad you finally got it
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Fianlly got what?????

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Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 13 2003, 02:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 13 2003, 02:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 11:06 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 02:05 PM

Of course Serge will "win" Vick.
glad you finally got it
;-)))
Fianlly got what?????[/b][/quote]
are we gonna play "Who is on first"?

[Vick]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 02:05 PM
Why should it make a difference who someone is? Isn't this a free country? What exactly did you mean by that? Just curiose, man.
Let me quote the Red Hot Chili Peppers ......

"If you have to ask you'll never know"


Who is on first!

[Nickatilynx]

Longest post ever!!!!!


LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell
me the guys' name on the team so when I go to see them in
that St. Louis ball park I'll be able to know those
fellows?

BUD: All right. but you know, strange as it may seems, they
give ball players nowadays very peculiar names, nick names,
like "Dizzy Dean." Now on the St. Louis team we have Who's
on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third --

LOU: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the
names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

BUD: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't
Know is on third --

LOU: You know the fellows' names?

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Well, then who's playin' first.

BUD: Yes

LOU: I mean the fellow's name on first base.

BUD: Who.

LOU: The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.

BUD: Who.

LOU: The guy on first base.

BUD: Who is on first.

LOU: Well, what are you askin' me for?

BUD: I'm not asking you -- I'm telling you. WHO IS ON FIRST.

LOU: I'm asking you -- who's on first?

BUD: That's the man's name!

LOU: That's who's name?

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Well, go ahead and tell me.

BUD: Who.

LOU: The guy on first.

BUD: Who.

LOU: The first baseman.

BUD: Who is on first.

LOU: Have you got a first baseman on first?

BUD: Certainly.

LOU: Then who's playing first?

BUD: Absolutely.

LOU: (pause) When you pay off the first baseman every month, who
gets the money?

BUD: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.

LOU: Who is?

BUD: Yes.

LOU: So who gets it?

BUD: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and
collects it.

LOU: Who's wife?

BUD: Yes. After all the man earns it.

LOU: Who does?

BUD: Absolutely.

LOU: Well all I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on
first base.

BUD: Oh, no, no, What is on second base.

LOU: I'm not asking you who's on second.

BUD: Who's on first.

LOU: That's what I'm trying to find out.

BUD: Well, don't change the players around.

LOU: I'm not changing nobody.

BUD: Now, take it easy.

LOU: What's the guy's name on first base?

BUD: What's the guy's name on second base.

LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.

BUD: Who's on first.

LOU: I don't know.

BUD: He's on third. We're not talking about him.

LOU: How could I get on third base?

BUD: You mentioned his name.

LOU: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is
playing third?

BUD: No, Who's playing first.

LOU: Stay offa first, will ya?

BUD: Well what do you want me to do?

LOU: Now what's the guy's name on first base?

BUD: What's on second.

LOU: I'm not asking ya who's on second.

BUD: Who's on first.

LOU: I don't know.

BUD: He's on third.

LOU: There I go back on third again.

BUD: Well, I can't change their names.

LOU: Say, will you please stay on third base.

BUD: Please. Now what is it you want to know.

LOU: What is the fellow's name on third base.

BUD: What is the fellow's name on second base.

LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.

BUD: Who's on first.

LOU: I don't know.

BUD: THIRD BASE!

LOU: You got an outfield?

BUD: Oh, sure.

LOU: St. Louis has got a good outfield?

BUD: Oh, absolutely.

LOU: The left fielder's name?

BUD: Why.

LOU: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.

BUD: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.

LOU: Them tell me who's playing left field.

BUD: Who's playing first.

LOU: Stay out of the infield!

BUD: Don't Don't mention any names out here.

LOU: I want to know what's the fellow's name on left field?

BUD: What is on second.

LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.

BUD: Who is on first.

LOU: I don't know.

BUD & LOU: (together and calmly) Third base.

LOU: And the left fielder's name?

BUD: Why.

LOU: Because.

BUD: Oh he's Center Field.

LOU: (whimpers) Center field.

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team.

BUD: Wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher.

LOU: I don't know. Tell me the pitcher's name.

BUD: Tomorrow.

LOU: You don't want to tell me today?

BUD: I'm tell you, man.

LOU: Then go ahead.

BUD: Tomorrow.

LOU: What time?

BUD: What time what?

LOU: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?

BUD: Now listen, Who is not pitching. Who is on --

LOU: I'LL BREAK YOU ARM IF YOU SAY "WHO'S ON FIRST!"

BUD: Then why come up here and ask?

LOU: I want to know what's the pitcher's name.

BUD: What's on second.

LOU: I don't know.

BUD & LOU: (VERY QUICKLY) THIRD BASE!!

LOU: You gotta Catcher?

BUD: Yes.

LOU: The Catcher's name?

BUD: Today.

LOU: Today. And Tomorrow's pitching.

BUD: Now you've got it.

LOU: That's all. St. Louis hat a couple of days on their team.

BUD: Well I can't help that.

LOU: You know I'm a good catcher too.

BUD: I know that.

LOU: I would like to play for the St. Louis team.

BUD: Well I might arrange that.

LOU: I would like to catch. Now I'm being a good Catcher,
tomorrow's pitching on the team, and I'm catching.

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Tomorrow throws the ball and the guy up bunts the ball.

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Now when he bunts the ball -- me being a good catcher -- I
want to throw the guy out a first base, so I pick up the
ball and throw it to who?

BUD: Now that's the first thing you've said right.

LOU: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!

BUD: Well, that's all you have to do.

LOU: is to throw it to first base.

BUD: Yes.

LOU: Now who's got it?

BUD: Naturally.

LOU: Who has it?

BUD: Naturally.

LOU: Naturally.

BUD: Naturally.

LOU: O.K.

BUD: Now you've got it.

LOU: I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.

BUD: No you don't you throw the ball to first base.

LOU: Then who gets it?

BUD: Naturally.

LOU: O.K.

BUD: All right.

LOU: I throw the ball to Naturally.

BUD: You don't you throw it to Who.

LOU: Naturally.

BUD: Well, naturally. Say it that way.

LOU: That's what i said.

BUD: You did not.

LOU: I said I'd throw the ball to Naturally.

BUD: You don't. You throw it to Who.

LOU: Naturally.

BUD: Yes.

LOU: So I throw the ball to first base and Naturally gets it.

BUD: No. You throw the ball to first base--

LOU: Then who gets it?

BUD: Naturally.

LOU: That's what I'm saying.

BUD: You're not saying that.

LOU: I throw the ball to Naturally.

BUD: You throw it to Who!

LOU: Naturally.

BUD: Naturally. Well say it that way.

LOU: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!

BUD: Now don't get excited.

LOU: Whose gettin excited!! I throw the ball to first base--

BUD: Then Who gets it.

LOU: (annoyed) HE BETTER GET IT!

BUD: That's it. All right now Take it easy.

LOU: Hrmmph.

BUD: Hrmmph.

LOU: Now I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs
the ball, so the guy runs to second.

BUD: Uh-huh.

LOU: Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws
it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to
tomorrow -- a triple play.

BUD: Yeah. It could be.

LOU: Another guy gets up and it's a long fly ball to center.
Why? I don't know, he's on third, and I don't give a darn.

BUD: What did you say.

LOU: I said "I don't give a darn."

BUD: Oh, that's our shortstop!

LOU: ABBOTT!

[voodooman]

What's on second?

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 13 2003, 11:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 13 2003, 11:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 11:06 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 02:05 PM

Of course Serge will "win" Vick.
glad you finally got it
;-)))
Fianlly got what?????
are we gonna play "Who is on first"?[/b][/quote]
Serge, this is not your long suit is it. I got it from the get go. Read between the lines. And if it wasn't perfectly clear, when you fall down, you just lock the topic. Like I said earlier, you got the kill switch. But its your party and optics are everything. But you already knew that. <_<

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Vick+Nov 13 2003, 11:14 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Nov 13 2003, 11:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 02:05 PM
Why should it make a difference who someone is? Isn't this a free country? What exactly did you mean by that? Just curiose, man.
Let me quote the Red Hot Chili Peppers ......

"If you have to ask you'll never know"


Who is on first![/b][/quote]
Dense....man. That wasn't a question. It was a freekin answer. I hate when I have to explain them. What the hell is this, remedial piss day?

[Trev]

Hahahahahaha

Nick classic :okthumb: :D

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Trev@Nov 13 2003, 11:31 AM
Hahahahahaha

Nick classic :okthumb: :D
I hate it when they give up. Find someone else to play with Trev. You just crashed and burned. Go buy yourself a pint of Old Wallop and cry in the head. Earl's Court never sleeps.

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J, I am inclined to think now that you are female...

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 11:43 AM
J, I am inclined to think now that you are female...
Up to you dude. The kilt offer still stands.

[Trev]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 13 2003, 09:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 13 2003, 09:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Trev@Nov 13 2003, 11:31 AM
Hahahahahaha

Nick classic :okthumb: :D
I hate it when they give up. Find someone else to play with Trev. You just crashed and burned. Go buy yourself a pint of Old Wallop and cry in the head. Earl's Court never sleeps.[/b][/quote]
WTF are you talking about you tosser?

I wasn't referring to you, thinking of you, pissing with you, acknowledging the existence of you!

Face it, not everything is about you!

Moron

[Nickatilynx]

He is just a boring dancing monkey ,Trev, with a obsession for Serge's cock.

He thinks he knows more on any given subject than anyone else on this board.

What we are seeing , effectively , is grogan in 15 years.

Still an asshole ,just older ,and if anything ,even more sad , living in his delusional world where he thinks he matters.

Maybe in 10 yrs he will realise , he doesn't.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 13 2003, 09:53 PM
What we are seeing , effectively , is grogan in 15 years.

Still an asshole ,just older ,and if anything ,even more sad , living in his delusional world where he thinks he matters.
Now thats a PEARL!!! :wnw:


Gonzo write it up :D

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 13 2003, 11:53 AM
He is just a boring dancing monkey ,Trev, with a obsession for Serge's cock.

He thinks he knows more on any given subject than anyone else on this board.

What we are seeing , effectively , is grogan in 15 years.

Still an asshole ,just older ,and if anything ,even more sad , living in his delusional world where he thinks he matters.

Maybe in 10 yrs he will realise , he doesn't.
:zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: Let me count the ways, Nick. Or how many times can one say dancing monkey and still sound witty. Lets see.....once?
Neither you nor Trev ever respond when challenged. Is it a lack of wit I am witnessing or are you guys just boring? I bet you are a good time in the bar. Queue the cock sucking, dancing monkey, organ grinder, and any number of homophobic remarks. Why are you guys so intimidated by packers?

[Trev]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 10:04 PM
Neither you nor Trev ever respond when challenged. Is it a lack of wit I am witnessing or are you guys just boring?
There's a huge difference between being boring and being bored.

Sir you bore me!





Night people I'm outta here untill the AM.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Trev+Nov 13 2003, 12:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Nov 13 2003, 12:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 10:04 PM
Neither you nor Trev ever respond when challenged. Is it a lack of wit I am witnessing or are you guys just boring?
There's a huge difference between being boring and being bored.

Sir you bore me!





Night people I'm outta here untill the AM.[/b][/quote]
Famous last words, Roo.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Trev+Nov 13 2003, 03:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Nov 13 2003, 03:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 10:04 PM
Neither you nor Trev ever respond when challenged. Is it a lack of wit I am witnessing or are you guys just boring?
There's a huge difference between being boring and being bored.

Sir you bore me!





Night people I'm outta here untill the AM.[/b][/quote]
Trev, you now have FREE sleeping pill
;-)))

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 02:24 PM
1.) What the hell is this, remedial piss day?

2.) You just crashed and burned
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Just wondering here ... isn't calling Serge dude incorrect?

Wouldn't it be dudevich?

[J'springer]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 13 2003, 12:15 PM
Just wondering here ... isn't calling Serge dude incorrect?

Wouldn't it be dudevich?
Only if he was Russian and it was his middle name

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 13 2003, 03:15 PM
Just wondering here ... isn't calling Serge dude incorrect?

Wouldn't it be dudevich?
I think the Jewish versions of dude are:


Dudeson
Dudeman
Dudesky
Dudestein

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 13 2003, 12:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 13 2003, 12:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Nov 13 2003, 03:15 PM
Just wondering here ... isn't calling Serge dude incorrect?

Wouldn't it be dudevich?
I think the Jewish versions of dude are:


Dudeson
Dudeman
Dudesky
Dudestein[/b][/quote]
So what are the chinese and indian versions, serge?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 03:36 PM

So what are the chinese and indian versions, serge?
I mean no disrespect quoting Archimed who said over 2000 years ago:

"One fool can ask more questions than 1000 wise men can answer"
;-))))

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 13 2003, 12:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 13 2003, 12:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 03:36 PM

So what are the chinese and indian versions, serge?
I mean no disrespect quoting Archimed who said over 2000 years ago:

"One fool can ask more questions than 1000 wise men can answer"
;-))))[/b][/quote]
There you go flattering yourself again. And your point was?

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 13 2003, 12:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 13 2003, 12:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 02:24 PM
1.) What the hell is this, remedial piss day?

2.) You just crashed and burned
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Good thing you are rich DJ. Cause you sure as shit ain't smart.

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Originally posted by Diamond Jim@Nov 13 2003, 01:38 PM
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE :

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Work it Jimbo. That was better. I will give you two stars for that. But I know you can do better. Give it your best shot and I will review your work and give you my unbiased, professional opinion. Well maybe slightly biased, but it will be of great help to you in your future postings. Your past submissions are improving dude. Your deftness with clip art is becoming "interesting".
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J, honey, why all stupids here are rich?

..and it's time for you to show us your tits

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 04:42 PM
Work it Jimbo. That was better. I will give you two stars for that. But I know you can do better. Give it your best shot and I will review your work and give you my unbiased, professional opinion. Well maybe slightly biased, but it will be of great help to you in your future postings. Your past submissions are improving dude. Your deftness with clip art is becoming "interesting".
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Jim, be gentle with her...

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 01:54 PM
J, honey, why all stupids here are rich?

..and it's time for you to show us your tits
Whose rich and who cares, Serge? You can never tell whose rich anyway, unless you can see their bank accounts. Hell there are tons of stupid rich people especially in porn. And there are tons of really smart poor people. Being rich does not make you smart. For some folks it just means a house in Cancun or Florida and and a genuine leather white belt. You subscribe to the puritan ethic? Not me. I thought you were deeper than that.
Damn I almost forgot the most obvious, unequivocal example of what I mean: George W. Bush
He can also quote the bible. What does that tell you?



Last edited by J'springer at Nov 13 2003, 02:30 PM

[kath]

WHO IS THE BIGGEST IDIOT, to ever post on Oprano?

Is this a trick question??? How can we ever just pick ONE? :yowsa:

[JMM]

J's douchebag should definitely win hands down. The funny thing is that you have yet to see the suitcase pimp's best work.

Wait until he begins his rants about how stupid you all are for using 3rd party processors and sending traffic to an affiliate program. That is when his stupidity really shines through.

[JMM]

He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by JMM@Nov 13 2003, 06:46 PM
He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.
IIRC, j'springer claimed it was a female somewhere down the line. :unsure:

[JMM]

Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 13 2003, 02:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 13 2003, 02:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JMM@Nov 13 2003, 06:46 PM
He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.
IIRC, j'springer claimed it was a female somewhere down the line. :unsure:[/b][/quote]
J'sdouchebag is male and a suitcase pimp. His main claim to fame is whoring out his wife Julia.

[Nickatilynx]

JMM,

Do you have any other details on him?

Some background and stuff.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 13 2003, 02:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 13 2003, 02:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Nov 13 2003, 02:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--JMM@Nov 13 2003, 06:46 PM
He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.
IIRC, j'springer claimed it was a female somewhere down the line. :unsure:
J'sdouchebag is male and a suitcase pimp. His main claim to fame is whoring out his wife Julia.[/b][/quote]
JMM is living proof of rich, stupid and very, very gauche. He finds it almost impossible to post without vulgarity. He is a living breathing Seinfeld episode. I rest my case on the rich question. No matter how hard you try, J, your money will never buy you class. I hope you at least have the foresight to send your brood to finishing school so they may have a better chance in life.

[JMM]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 03:03 PM
He is a living breathing Seinfeld episode.
Serge. Mike..where is my $10,000,000 per post? That's what Seinfeld got per episode!!!!

I'll take a free banner spot for life, otherwise you will hear from my dude, err, attorney!

[JMM]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 13 2003, 03:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 13 2003, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -JMM@Nov 13 2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by -Peaches@Nov 13 2003, 02:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--JMM@Nov 13 2003, 06:46 PM
He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.
IIRC, j'springer claimed it was a female somewhere down the line. :unsure:
J'sdouchebag is male and a suitcase pimp. His main claim to fame is whoring out his wife Julia.
JMM is living proof of rich, stupid and very, very gauche. He finds it almost impossible to post without vulgarity. He is a living breathing Seinfeld episode. I rest my case on the rich question. No matter how hard you try, J, your money will never buy you class. I hope you at least have the foresight to send your brood to finishing school so they may have a better chance in life.[/b][/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHA, boy are you stupid. DJ doesn't have any money, just ask anyone!

Oh, and you forgot to say 'dude'

[Peaches]

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 13 2003, 06:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 13 2003, 06:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Nov 13 2003, 02:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--JMM@Nov 13 2003, 06:46 PM
He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.
IIRC, j'springer claimed it was a female somewhere down the line. :unsure:
J'sdouchebag is male and a suitcase pimp. His main claim to fame is whoring out his wife Julia.[/b][/quote]
Geeze - I didn't think it was possible to think less of him. I was wrong. :barfon:

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by JMM@Nov 13 2003, 06:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA, boy are you stupid. DJ doesn't have any money, just ask anyone!

Oh, and you forgot to say 'dude'
Don't tell him! That's the only insult he has!

"Good thing you're rich, dude, cuz you're not {random delusion}"

Let's see....we have :

Monetary inferiority complex (Constantly complaining about the wealthy while claiming to have made millions)

Intellectual inferiority complex (If he keeps saying how much more intelligent/witty/talented he is than everyone else, maybe he will start to believe it)

Inability to take responsibility for one's standing (It's everyone else's personality problem that he's universally despised and/or banned)

Complete disregard for the facts ("Show me where I said I made millions" - "Owning 2 houses makes you a millionaire" - Doh!)

Pointless George Bush bashes

All wrapped up in a Spicoliesque delivery bot...

Add the ingredients together, and you have the makings of a Stoner Communist....

If I had $20, I'd bet on it...

[J'springer]

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 13 2003, 03:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 13 2003, 03:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 03:03 PM
He is a living breathing Seinfeld episode.
Serge. Mike..where is my $10,000,000 per post? That's what Seinfeld got per episode!!!!

I'll take a free banner spot for life, otherwise you will hear from my dude, err, attorney![/b][/quote]
JMM, you have been posting the same thing over and over for two years now. Glad your back but you never last because you never have anything new to say. Oh except that nice little faux pas you made when you slipped and told the world what you thought of web girls. Would you like to quote it or should I? I am sure all the women here would be impressed.

Yup, no class.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 13 2003, 03:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 13 2003, 03:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JMM@Nov 13 2003, 06:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA, boy are you stupid. DJ doesn't have any money, just ask anyone!

Oh, and you forgot to say 'dude'
Don't tell him! That's the only insult he has!

"Good thing you're rich, dude, cuz you're not {random delusion}"

Let's see....we have :

Monetary inferiority complex (Constantly complaining about the wealthy while claiming to have made millions)

Intellectual inferiority complex (If he keeps saying how much more intelligent/witty/talented he is than everyone else, maybe he will start to believe it)

Inability to take responsibility for one's standing (It's everyone else's personality problem that he's universally despised and/or banned)

Complete disregard for the facts ("Show me where I said I made millions" - "Owning 2 houses makes you a millionaire" - Doh!)

Pointless George Bush bashes

All wrapped up in a Spicoliesque delivery bot...

Add the ingredients together, and you have the makings of a Stoner Communist....

If I had $20, I'd bet on it...[/b][/quote]
Sorry Dude, but that post was way too long, boring and predictable so I didn't read it all. You slipped a little on that one. Your spelling is ok, and your composition is getting better, but no clip art. So, you only get one star for that post. Try harder next time ok? Oh and no cribbing.
J's Review board

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Originally posted by JMM@Nov 13 2003, 05:58 PM

J'sdouchebag is male and a suitcase pimp. His main claim to fame is whoring out his wife Julia.
how much?

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 13 2003, 03:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 13 2003, 03:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -JMM@Nov 13 2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by -Peaches@Nov 13 2003, 02:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--JMM@Nov 13 2003, 06:46 PM
He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.
IIRC, j'springer claimed it was a female somewhere down the line. :unsure:
J'sdouchebag is male and a suitcase pimp. His main claim to fame is whoring out his wife Julia.
Geeze - I didn't think it was possible to think less of him. I was wrong. :barfon:[/b][/quote]
Peaches, that was at least more succinct and pithy than DJ, so you can give yourself two stars. Wit and charm always prosper. Good luck to you in your adventures in creative writing.
J's Staff Review board

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by JMM@Nov 13 2003, 05:46 PM
He doesn't seem to be responding today with his usual frequency. Must be a busy day in the "whoring out your wife" business.
hey, I am a suitcase pimp too! My wife knows how to sue and HURT people....
;-0)

$350 an hour per consultation
;-))

[JMM]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 13 2003, 04:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 13 2003, 04:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -JMM@Nov 13 2003, 03:15 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 03:03 PM
He is a living breathing Seinfeld episode.
Serge. Mike..where is my $10,000,000 per post? That's what Seinfeld got per episode!!!!

I'll take a free banner spot for life, otherwise you will hear from my dude, err, attorney!
JMM, you have been posting the same thing over and over for two years now. Glad your back but you never last because you never have anything new to say. Oh except that nice little faux pas you made when you slipped and told the world what you thought of web girls. Would you like to quote it or should I? I am sure all the women here would be impressed.

Yup, no class.[/b][/quote]
The same thing over and over? I never last? Could the voices in your head share with the rest of the world exactly what it is you are talking about.

And, for the record suitcase pimp, I posted the link to the thread on amateurmasters here on Oprano a few days ago, stupid douchebag.

For the world to see..this is what I said:

"The problem with running networks like camz are inherent. To run a network like camz you have to deal with a group of whiny greedy bitches who have no business knowledge and whose sole attributes are two tits, a mouth, a pussy and an ass."

If anyone wants me to post a link to the thread, AGAIN, I would be happy to do so. The douchebag has a hard time with comprehension so I will be happy to provide that information.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 13 2003, 04:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 13 2003, 04:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by -JMM@Nov 13 2003, 03:15 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 03:03 PM
He is a living breathing Seinfeld episode.
Serge. Mike..where is my $10,000,000 per post? That's what Seinfeld got per episode!!!!

I'll take a free banner spot for life, otherwise you will hear from my dude, err, attorney!
JMM, you have been posting the same thing over and over for two years now. Glad your back but you never last because you never have anything new to say. Oh except that nice little faux pas you made when you slipped and told the world what you thought of web girls. Would you like to quote it or should I? I am sure all the women here would be impressed.

Yup, no class.
The same thing over and over? I never last? Could the voices in your head share with the rest of the world exactly what it is you are talking about.

And, for the record suitcase pimp, I posted the link to the thread on amateurmasters here on Oprano a few days ago, stupid douchebag.

For the world to see..this is what I said:

"The problem with running networks like camz are inherent. To run a network like camz you have to deal with a group of whiny greedy bitches who have no business knowledge and whose sole attributes are two tits, a mouth, a pussy and an ass."

If anyone wants me to post a link to the thread, AGAIN, I would be happy to do so. The douchebag has a hard time with comprehension so I will be happy to provide that information.[/b][/quote]
Geez, J. You walked right into that one. :bjump: You used to be more fun. What happened?

[Winetalk.com]

J, fuuck JMM, tell me more about Julia...

[Winetalk.com]

and JMM, if you interupt the man, I'll ban you...let him talk,
I wanna hear all about it.

[JMM]

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[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:30 PM
J, fuuck JMM, tell me more about Julia...
Ask JMM, he, after all is the world's foremost expert on anygthing. I am humbled in his presence.

[Winetalk.com]

J', with JMM out of the way, let's talk man to man...
what's Julie's specialties?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 13 2003, 07:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 13 2003, 07:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:30 PM
J, fuuck JMM, tell me more about Julia...
Ask JMM, he, after all is the world's foremost expert on anygthing. I am humbled in his presence.[/b][/quote]
JMM did her too?

OK, JMM, J has a "stage fright"...how is she? is she at least 1/2 kosher?

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 13 2003, 04:33 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 13 2003, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 07:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:30 PM
J, fuuck JMM, tell me more about Julia...
Ask JMM, he, after all is the world's foremost expert on anygthing. I am humbled in his presence.
JMM did her too?

OK, JMM, J has a "stage fright"...how is she? is she at least 1/2 kosher?[/b][/quote]
Serge, Serge, Serge. You should try that out on JMM after you tie his shoelaces together for a laugh. But I know you have more in you than that.

[Winetalk.com]

wassa mater? now you both have a "stage fright"????


ok, Brad Shaw, are you here?
;-)))

[JMM]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 13 2003, 04:33 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 13 2003, 04:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 07:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:30 PM
J, fuuck JMM, tell me more about Julia...
Ask JMM, he, after all is the world's foremost expert on anygthing. I am humbled in his presence.
JMM did her too?

OK, JMM, J has a "stage fright"...how is she? is she at least 1/2 kosher?[/b][/quote]
A bit plastic for my tastes, but she tasted Kosher.

The stoner with the camera and the mullett was kinda freaking me out.

Overall, depending on what the suitcase pimp is charging, it might be good for a quick toss.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 13 2003, 07:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 13 2003, 07:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 07:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:30 PM
J, fuuck JMM, tell me more about Julia...
Ask JMM, he, after all is the world's foremost expert on anygthing. I am humbled in his presence.
JMM did her too?

OK, JMM, J has a "stage fright"...how is she? is she at least 1/2 kosher?
Serge, Serge, Serge. You should try that out on JMM after you tie his shoelaces together for a laugh. But I know you have more in you than that.[/b][/quote]
J, I would have, but JMM charges too much
;-(((

http://www.oprano.com/graphics/captionpic14.jpg

[JMM]

Heading for home now, J's douchebag will just have to talk to himself.

Nothing new for him, nobody listens to the sad suitcase pimp with the mullett anyway.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 13 2003, 04:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 13 2003, 04:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 07:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:30 PM
J, fuuck JMM, tell me more about Julia...
Ask JMM, he, after all is the world's foremost expert on anygthing. I am humbled in his presence.
JMM did her too?

OK, JMM, J has a "stage fright"...how is she? is she at least 1/2 kosher?
A bit plastic for my tastes, but she tasted Kosher.

The stoner with the camera and the mullett was kinda freaking me out.

Overall, depending on what the suitcase pimp is charging, it might be good for a quick toss.[/b][/quote]
JMM, can you toss in your beautiful wife as well? Damn you got nothing new in your arsenal do you. You seem to have convinced Serge that it is a worthwhile road to travel. :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by JMM@Nov 13 2003, 07:39 PM

A bit plastic for my tastes, but she tasted Kosher.

The stoner with the camera and the mullett was kinda freaking me out.

Overall, depending on what the suitcase pimp is charging, it might be good for a quick toss.
ahh..music to my ears...MONEY talk!

J, wanna run Oprano auction for her behalf?

[J'springer]

Originally posted by JMM@Nov 13 2003, 04:41 PM
Heading for home now, J's douchebag will just have to talk to himself.

Nothing new for him, nobody listens to the sad suitcase pimp with the mullett anyway.
Notice how you always gloss over your twinks, J. I would too, if I were you. LMFAO
He always leaves in a hissy huff. Let me quote an old well used JMM pearl of wisdom. This is a quote from most of his posts. It goes a long way to understanding the depth of JMM's character quote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" end quote.

[PornoDoggy]

Hmmm ...

J'springer may not win this poll.

However, maybe next time there is a drama-queen poll Confucy will have some competition.

[Winetalk.com]

J,
I know JMM since 1997 when I got his C&D letter about some of his content in my membership section.

He is one of the most knowlegable people I know and the easiest to work with.

He helped lots of people,
som all your trying to piss with the man would bring NOTHING by emotional hurt to yopurself...

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 07:39 PM
But I know you have more in you than that.
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[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 13 2003, 07:48 PM
Hmmm ...

J'springer may not win this poll.

However, maybe next time there is a drama-queen poll Confucy will have some competition.
if there is a piss between J, grogan and confucy,
I'll give 2:1 odds and bet confucy would bury them both

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:49 PM
J,
I know JMM since 1997 when I got his C&D letter about some of his content in my membership section.

He is one of the most knowlegable people I know and the easiest to work with.

He helped lots of people,
som all your trying to piss with the man would bring NOTHING by emotional hurt to yopurself...
Geez, Serge. You are such a softy. I know his rep, but he has been on my case for a couple of years now with this same old suitcase pimp shit constantly insulting "Julia". I have heard all about his beautiful wife and children and all the money he makes ad nauseum. Oh yeah and you don't need to tell me about all the help he doles out, he screams it across the boards himself. Please go back to his very first rant when I posted here. JMM is a crashing bore. He may well be your friend. That is your deal. For me is a stone in my Birkenstock.

[Nickatilynx]

if there is a piss between J, grogan and confucy,
I'll give 2:1 odds and bet confucy would bury them both

I'll take that bet!!!!

$5.00 that confucy will not win!

I know JMM since 1997 when I got his C&D letter about some of his content in my membership section.


I stole more!!!
""Content so good , Nick , stole it! ""

;-))))

[Winetalk.com]

I hear you.

JMM, here at Oprano, we have an unwritten rule:
wives are left alone.
Let's ALL stick to it, shall we?

They are innocent, untill they post themselves...

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 13 2003, 07:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 13 2003, 07:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Nov 13 2003, 07:48 PM
Hmmm ...

J'springer may not win this poll.

However, maybe next time there is a drama-queen poll Confucy will have some competition.
if there is a piss between J, grogan and confucy,
I'll give 2:1 odds and bet confucy would bury them both[/b][/quote]
I can only imagine the brilliant repartee groanagain would employ on Confucy ... he'd have to be careful. A rising star like him might attract a groupie ...

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 07:53 PM
Please go back to his very first rant when I posted here.
I know reality is not your forte, but your very first post here included an insulting slam against JMM, NOT the other way around....

Ask, and ye shall receive....

[Winetalk.com]

here, on Oprano, we WOIRSHIP wives
;-))

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01082002phb/DSC01501.JPG

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 13 2003, 08:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 13 2003, 08:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 07:53 PM
Please go back to his very first rant when I posted here.
I know reality is not your forte, but your very first post here included an insulting slam against JMM, NOT the other way around....

Ask, and ye shall receive....[/b][/quote]
true.......

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 13 2003, 05:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 13 2003, 05:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 13 2003, 07:53 PM
Please go back to his very first rant when I posted here.
I know reality is not your forte, but your very first post here included an insulting slam against JMM, NOT the other way around....

Ask, and ye shall receive....[/b][/quote]
You are actualy right. But through all the fog, shit happens :wnw:

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 07:59 PM
JMM, here at Oprano, we have an unwritten rule:
wives are left alone.
Let's ALL stick to it, shall we?

They are innocent, untill they post themselves...
I'd have to agree....bad taste in men is no reason to get flamed on a message board...

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 13 2003, 08:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 13 2003, 08:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 07:59 PM
JMM, here at Oprano, we have an unwritten rule:
wives are left alone.
Let's ALL stick to it, shall we?

They are innocent, untill they post themselves...
I'd have to agree....bad taste in men is no reason to get flamed on a message board...[/b][/quote]
hahahahhahaha
\;-))))

Pearl!
;-))))

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 08:02 PM
here, on Oprano, we WOIRSHIP wives
;-))


LOL, Serge.....the best January party ever...

Fond memories : JoeE driving away with zee tigah....AFTER we stole his Excursion Limo to get us to the mansion... B)

[Sabby]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 07:59 PM
I hear you.

JMM, here at Oprano, we have an unwritten rule:
wives are left alone.
Let's ALL stick to it, shall we?

They are innocent, untill they post themselves...
Yes boys... please leave poor Julia alone. I'm sure that woman is already put through enough hell on a daily basis having a creep like him for a husband.


Sabby:)

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 13 2003, 05:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 13 2003, 05:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 07:59 PM
JMM, here at Oprano, we have an unwritten rule:
wives are left alone.
Let's ALL stick to it, shall we?

They are innocent, untill they post themselves...
I'd have to agree....bad taste in men is no reason to get flamed on a message board...[/b][/quote]
You can't be serious DJ. JMM makes his living pushing pretty men. Whatever do you mean? At least I would assume he has good taste in that department.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Sabby+Nov 13 2003, 05:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sabby @ Nov 13 2003, 05:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 07:59 PM
I hear you.

JMM, here at Oprano, we have an unwritten rule:
wives are left alone.
Let's ALL stick to it, shall we?

They are innocent, untill they post themselves...
Yes boys... please leave poor Julia alone. I'm sure that woman is already put through enough hell on a daily basis having a creep like him for a husband.


Sabby:)[/b][/quote]
Ah Sabby, the queen of the baseball bat. Damn girlie you and JMM should do a dog and pony webcam. Hmmmmm two foulmouths on an anal webcam at the same time. Now that is niche made in heaven. Julia passes on her regards and says she loves your wonky wig.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 13 2003, 08:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 13 2003, 08:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 08:02 PM
here, on Oprano, we WOIRSHIP wives
;-))


LOL, Serge.....the best January party ever...

Fond memories : JoeE driving away with zee tigah....AFTER we stole his Excursion Limo to get us to the mansion... B)[/b][/quote]
ZEE TIGAH is now in his bedroom, I visit it from time toi time during the poker games
;-)))

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 13 2003, 09:07 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 13 2003, 09:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 08:02 PM
here, on Oprano, we WOIRSHIP wives
;-))


LOL, Serge.....the best January party ever...

Fond memories : JoeE driving away with zee tigah....AFTER we stole his Excursion Limo to get us to the mansion... B)[/b][/quote]
Hehehe - I still remember you guys telling the driver that Joe was a good friend, we were supposed to take the limo, he'd be mad if we didn't, etc. :P

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 13 2003, 08:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 13 2003, 08:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Nov 13 2003, 07:48 PM
Hmmm ...

J'springer may not win this poll.

However, maybe next time there is a drama-queen poll Confucy will have some competition.
if there is a piss between J, grogan and confucy,
I'll give 2:1 odds and bet confucy would bury them both[/b][/quote]
Grogan's a kid with a short attention span. He'd quit early in the game.

C'fucy and J'spring would be a battle to the finish. I have visions of them each drinking pots of coffee, taking No-Doz, eating at their computer, etc. just so they're sure they don't miss a chance to zing each other. B)

[Cassie]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy+Nov 13 2003, 08:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ Nov 13 2003, 08:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 07:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Nov 13 2003, 07:48 PM
Hmmm ...

J'springer may not win this poll.

However, maybe next time there is a drama-queen poll Confucy will have some competition.
if there is a piss between J, grogan and confucy,
I'll give 2:1 odds and bet confucy would bury them both
I can only imagine the brilliant repartee groanagain would employ on Confucy ... he'd have to be careful. A rising star like him might attract a groupie ...[/b][/quote]
omg....lmfao

[Vick]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 08:02 PM
here, on Oprano, we WOIRSHIP wives
;-))

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/01082002phb/DSC01501.JPG
Hey how was my likeness posted in that pic??? B)

[Vick]

to the tune of Dude Looks Like a Lady

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

Cruised into a Oprano for some more
That attitude was bound for the floor
It's a long lost disdain at first read
Baby maybe you're wrong
But'cha know it's not right... that's right

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

On Oprano we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem outta line
Then J'Springer whipped out a Mouth
And tried to blow us all day

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or when you gonna need a rubber
Posts put me wise to venom with no disguise
It had the arrogance of a Venus
Lordy that's no surprise

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 13 2003, 07:57 PM
if there is a piss between J, grogan and confucy,
I'll give 2:1 odds and bet confucy would bury them both

I'll take that bet!!!!

$5.00 that confucy will not win!

$10 says that Confucy would win without breaking a sweat.
About the only way she'd lose is from getting so frustrated over reading the word "dude" so many times she'd throw her monitor out of the window.

[girlgeek]

Originally posted by Carrie+Nov 13 2003, 08:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Nov 13 2003, 08:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Nov 13 2003, 07:57 PM
if there is a piss between J, grogan and confucy,
I'll give 2:1 odds and bet confucy would bury them both

I'll take that bet!!!!

$5.00 that confucy will not win!

$10 says that Confucy would win without breaking a sweat.
About the only way she'd lose is from getting so frustrated over reading the word "dude" so many times she'd throw her monitor out of the window.[/b][/quote]
Yeah, but she has an unfair advantage---she's mentally unstable. They couldn't drive her crazier, while she could drive them INSANE.

And just so she doesn't think I am taking a shot at her while she is in nice mode, my money is on Confucy, too. I think she could take both of them at the same time, without reaching for her meds. Neither one of these is really any kind of competition for her.

[Nickatilynx]

while she could drive them INSANE.


I reckon its only a $2 cab fare for either of them anyway ;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Confucy, J'springer, grogan,
Oprano is willing to pay $1000 to the winner of the 2 hours piss between you, decided by the public poll

Please contact me for details and time arrangements.

[Winetalk.com]

Nick, will you think less of me for
SubContracting piss?
;-)))

[adamneve]

ok just picked let's hope i picked a winner

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 13 2003, 07:49 PM
to the tune of Dude Looks Like a Lady

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

Cruised into a Oprano for some more
That attitude was bound for the floor
It's a long lost disdain at first read
Baby maybe you're wrong
But'cha know it's not right... that's right

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

On Oprano we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem outta line
Then J'Springer whipped out a Mouth
And tried to blow us all day

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or when you gonna need a rubber
Posts put me wise to venom with no disguise
It had the arrogance of a Venus
Lordy that's no surprise
Dude, don't give up your day job. Oops perhaps you haven't....my bad....sorry.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 14 2003, 03:53 AM
Confucy, J'springer, grogan,
Oprano is willing to pay $1000 to the winner of the 2 hours piss between you, decided by the public poll

Please contact me for details and time arrangements.
Serge, $1000.000.....you Doctor Evil dude. $1000.00 United States Dollars.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya:
LMFAOROF

[Peaches]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 10:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 10:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 14 2003, 03:53 AM
Confucy, J'springer, grogan,
Oprano is willing to pay $1000 to the winner of the 2 hours piss between you, decided by the public poll

Please contact me for details and time arrangements.
Serge, $1000.000.....you Doctor Evil dude. $1000.00 United States Dollars.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya:
LMFAOROF[/b][/quote]
I would think you'd be willing to do it for free to prove how smart you are. Not to mention that you're a millionaire so you don't need the $$$. :)

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 14 2003, 06:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 14 2003, 06:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 10:10 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 14 2003, 03:53 AM
Confucy, J'springer, grogan,
Oprano is willing to pay $1000 to the winner of the 2 hours piss between you, decided by the public poll

Please contact me for details and time arrangements.
Serge, $1000.000.....you Doctor Evil dude. $1000.00 United States Dollars.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya:
LMFAOROF
I would think you'd be willing to do it for free to prove how smart you are. Not to mention that you're a millionaire so you don't need the $$$. :)[/b][/quote]
Well Peaches, I have no reason to prove how smart I am. I just need you and Sabby to keep posting because you two make even a pug look smart. I thank you for that. Now as for the millionaire, that is a non starter that has been hashed to death. I make a good living but this millionaire thing was a remark I made saying a plumber could be a freeking millionaire. Please respond, I need more support like this to make me feel good in the morning. Thank you so much for your help in this matter, dude.

[Vick]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 09:07 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 09:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Nov 13 2003, 07:49 PM
to the tune of Dude Looks Like a Lady

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

Cruised into a Oprano for some more
That attitude was bound for the floor
It's a long lost disdain at first read
Baby maybe you're wrong
But'cha know it's not right... that's right

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

On Oprano we're having the time
Of our lives until somebody say
Forgive me if I seem outta line
Then J'Springer whipped out a Mouth
And tried to blow us all day

J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady
J'Springer Posts like a lady

So never judge a book by its cover
Or when you gonna need a rubber
Posts put me wise to venom with no disguise
It had the arrogance of a Venus
Lordy that's no surprise
Dude, don't give up your day job. Oops perhaps you haven't....my bad....sorry.[/b][/quote]
Sorry you don't have the intellect and taste to appreciate wit and parody

Ah ha ha ha ha ha

With that limited vocabulary of yours I know you can't compete

Dude

Your lack of command of the english (or any other language) is appalling

Actually J-Spring we are all better served if you limited yourself to the amateur board where you actually make worthwhile contributions

p.s. you're the one with the day job - not me :nyanya:



Last edited by Vick at Nov 14 2003, 10:20 AM

[J'springer]

"Sorry you don't have the intellect and taste to appreciate wit and parody"
Actually the funny thing is I do.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 14 2003, 06:53 AM
Confucy, J'springer, grogan,
Oprano is willing to pay $1000 to the winner of the 2 hours piss between you, decided by the public poll

Please contact me for details and time arrangements.
3 way death match!!!

Are you gonna lower the cage too?

[Nickatilynx]

Yeah Vick is right stick to the ghetto , Jspringer

Some of them actually like you.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 14 2003, 07:40 AM
Yeah Vick is right stick to the ghetto , Jspringer

Some of them actually like you.
Nick, you are my rock dude. Patient, predictable, Canadian.

[Winetalk.com]

Nick is Canadian???

That's a news to me...I was sure he was gypsy
;-)))

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 14 2003, 08:04 AM
Nick is Canadian???

That's a news to me...I was sure he was gypsy
;-)))
Just speculation and the accent in his posts. But hey, I have known to be wrong before. But then again, England is over run with Nicks, Terrys, and Derricks so he may be an ex pat, but has assimilated well.

[Trev]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 06:08 PM
But hey, I have known to be wrong before
and you're just waiting for the day when you're known for being right!

Admit it, you are... you know you are.

[JMM]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 13 2003, 04:59 PM
I hear you.

JMM, here at Oprano, we have an unwritten rule:
wives are left alone.
Let's ALL stick to it, shall we?

They are innocent, untill they post themselves...
I understand the unwritten rule and will respect it on Oprano.

With this particular suitcase pimp, it is somewhat problematic.

1. He began his posting career AS his wife. He tried to hide behind her skirt and posted as her (on the amatuer board).

2. He decided to bring MY wife into the mix first (again on the amateur board).

3. Without his wife, he would just be another old mullett headed photographer. He makes his living off his wifes back.

You know me Serge..I like to steer clear of wives and whores, unless they are one in the same.

Now I will have to leave in a huff to count my millions. Later I will leave in a huff to go home to my family..but that is still a few hours off.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Trev+Nov 14 2003, 08:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Nov 14 2003, 08:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 06:08 PM
But hey, I have known to be wrong before
and you're just waiting for the day when you're known for being right!

Admit it, you are... you know you are.[/b][/quote]
Nope

[JMM]

On a serious note J'swonderful, how much can we count on you for in the fight against Acacia?

We can accept cash as long as you promise to unroll it and unfold it before you send it.

[Nickatilynx]

That's a news to me...I was sure he was gypsy
;-)))

Why do people say these things about me. ;-)))

You forgot to add "thieving fucking" ;-))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Nov 14 2003, 09:44 AM

[J'springer]

Originally posted by JMM@Nov 14 2003, 09:03 AM
On a serious note J'swonderful, how much can we count on you for in the fight against Acacia?

We can accept cash as long as you promise to unroll it and unfold it before you send it.
Aw, Captain Twink, you have returned. You gotta read your email more often Dear Sir/Madam.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 14 2003, 12:43 PM
That's a news to me...I was sure he was gypsy
;-)))

Why do people say these things about me. ;-)))

You forgot to add "thieving fucking" ;-))
sorry, and I aplogise for my shortcomings
;-)))

[JMM]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 09:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 09:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--JMM@Nov 14 2003, 09:03 AM
On a serious note J'swonderful, how much can we count on you for in the fight against Acacia?

We can accept cash as long as you promise to unroll it and unfold it before you send it.
Aw, Captain Twink, you have returned. You gotta read your email more often Dear Sir/Madam.[/b][/quote]
Captain Twink? Is this all you have left? You think making up a name for someone that has no basis in reality is a good response? Looks like my money will go with confucy or grogan. Who am I kidding..it was on confucy the whole time.

If you are trying to imply that you sent me an email, I did not receive it. You can send it again and I will watch for it more carefully.

As for the Captain Twink reference...it applies because.........?

[Winetalk.com]

that's what I call REPUTATION...
confucy have won without making a single shot!
;-)))

[Nickatilynx]

I still want to see it.We ALL want to see it!

Jspringer VS confucy!!!

Its gonna be a doosey , the battle of the loonies. ;-)

Live !! Only on Oprano!!!

Remember folks!
Oprano doesn't pay for posts , but it pays to post!!!

Its gonna be a thrilla!

[Vick]

The idiots who post to Oprano I wouldn't let tie my shoe
They couldn't give you the time of day
But an intelligent lady can knock me off my feet
God I was glad Oprano found them

And if they had the words I could tell to you
To help you on the way down the road
I couldn't quote you no dickens, shelley or keats
’cause it’s all been said before

Make the best out of the bad just laugh it off
Idiots didn’t have to come here anyway
So remember, every picture tells a story don’t it



Last edited by Vick at Nov 14 2003, 01:01 PM

[Vick]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 14 2003, 01:01 PM
Remember folks!
Oprano doesn't pay for posts , but it pays to post!!!


Pearl of the Year nominee!!!

[Trev]

Originally posted by Vick+Nov 14 2003, 08:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Nov 14 2003, 08:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Nov 14 2003, 01:01 PM
Remember folks!
Oprano doesn't pay for posts , but it pays to post!!!


Pearl of the Year nominee!!![/b][/quote]
I second that :okthumb:

[Carrie]

Next Nick will be getting a Don King hairdo and a ruby red leisure suit...

[Vick]

At Oprano J'Springer wasn’t getting enough
Of the things that keeps a old man alive
His Posts stunk but he kept his funk
At a time when he was right out of luck

Getting desperate indeed J'Springer was
Looking like a tourist attraction
Oh my dear you better get out of here
’for Oprano don’t give no sanction



Last edited by Vick at Nov 14 2003, 01:05 PM

[JMM]

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 10:05 AM
At Oprano J'Springer wasn’t getting enough
Of the things that keeps a old man alive
His Posts stunk but he kept his funk
At a time when he was right out of luck

Getting desperate indeed J'Springer was
Looking like a tourist attraction
Oh my dear you better get out of here
’for Oprano don’t give no sanction
Vick, when you go on tour can DJ and I be your backup bongo players?

[Nickatilynx]

Next Nick will be getting a Don King hairdo and a ruby red leisure suit...


I am blinded by the sponicarious magnacipity of that remark ,young lady!!!

Only on Oprano can a war of wits be fought by people with no qualifications to enter!!! ;-))


confucy will be bobbing
springer a sobbing
it could go either way
cause springers so gay!!!

Only on Oprano!!! Ladies and gentlemen , only on Oprano!!!

(memories of the CONDOM challenge! LOL)

[Trev]

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 14 2003, 08:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 14 2003, 08:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Nov 14 2003, 10:05 AM
At Oprano J'Springer wasn’t getting enough
Of the things that keeps a old man alive
His Posts stunk but he kept his funk
At a time when he was right out of luck

Getting desperate indeed J'Springer was
Looking like a tourist attraction
Oh my dear you better get out of here
’for Oprano don’t give no sanction
Vick, when you go on tour can DJ and I be your backup bongo players?[/b][/quote]
Sign me up as a roadie... I'll shift them bongo's for you guys :)

[J'springer]

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 14 2003, 09:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 14 2003, 09:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 09:46 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--JMM@Nov 14 2003, 09:03 AM
On a serious note J'swonderful, how much can we count on you for in the fight against Acacia?

We can accept cash as long as you promise to unroll it and unfold it before you send it.
Aw, Captain Twink, you have returned. You gotta read your email more often Dear Sir/Madam.
Captain Twink? Is this all you have left? You think making up a name for someone that has no basis in reality is a good response? Looks like my money will go with confucy or grogan. Who am I kidding..it was on confucy the whole time.

If you are trying to imply that you sent me an email, I did not receive it. You can send it again and I will watch for it more carefully.

As for the Captain Twink reference...it applies because.........?[/b][/quote]
Basis in reality????? You are kidding right Capt Twinkie. Whose your favourite pick
a: Steven
b: John
c: Joe
or
d: Zack
Its not all I got left Twink, its just something I thought I would let lie until you started your Suitcase Pimp and Julia insults which is what you do whenever you run out of gas. Except it ain't high octane anymore Twink.
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy), would you please explain what the heck a suit case pimp is. I have only been asking you for two years now. Please be succinct Dear Sir/Madam.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Vick+Nov 14 2003, 01:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Nov 14 2003, 01:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Nov 14 2003, 01:01 PM
Remember folks!
Oprano doesn't pay for posts , but it pays to post!!!


Pearl of the Year nominee!!![/b][/quote]
Damn thats a pearl if Ive ever seen one...Serge? Mike?

[Vick]

JMM - anytime!!

Are they Butt Bongo's you'll be playing :yowsa:

Trev can tune the butt bongo's he he he :groucho:




Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight

Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass

[JMM]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 10:18 AM

Basis in reality????? You are kidding right Capt Twinkie. Whose your favourite pick
a: Steven
b: John
c: Joe
or
d: Zack
Its not all I got left Twink, its just something I thought I would let lie until you started your Suitcase Pimp and Julia insults which is what you do whenever you run out of gas. Except it ain't high octane anymore Twink.
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy), would you please explain what the heck a suit case pimp is. I have only been asking you for two years now. Please be succinct Dear Sir/Madam.
Oh boy!!! You got me there!!!!!!!!!! You are just too brilliant!!!!

Attention Oprano!!! I broker GAY content at http://www.content-club.com

If you are one of those people in this industry who makes outrageous profits building and marketing sites to the homosexual community then come check out the gay content we have for you at http://www.content-club.com

We also have great midget and tranny feeds over at http://www.ademia.com

Oh boy J'sidiot, you got me on that one!!!! I am going to feel like such an idiot now when I spend the money I make brokering gay content.

How in the world will I ever be able to look my accountant in the eye again!

[sarettah]

I am ever so confused.....

The one thing I have never seen on any adult webmaster board (except maybe GFY) is attempts at insulting people due to their actual or perceived choice of sexual expression... Either in who they hang out with or what niche's they promote.....

Until now.......

Just for reference...... In the adult net world...... It is not an insult to be labeled gay or straight or bi or whatever...........

Our customer base is all of those and more.....

Our product is all of those and more.........

I think that here, or out in the physical world to attempt to insult someone because of their percieved or actual lifestyle is pretty fucking lame........

I now return you to our regularly scheduled thread.....

btw.. a suitcase pimp is a husband or bf who oversees his wife's or gf's career in the porn industry..... Oversees it closely, accompanying her to shoots trying to act as manager, agent etc all rolled in to one....

You can usually recogni9ze the suitcase pimp at a shoot by the fact that he is the one jerking off watching his wife get screwed by 4 or 5 other guys.....

Reference Luke Ford's various columns on shoots for more on suitcase pimps.......

[Trev]

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 08:22 PM
JMM - anytime!!

Are they Butt Bongo's you'll be playing :yowsa:

Trev can tune the butt bongo's he he he :groucho:




Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight

Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass
My butt's a bit worn out today, B1tch is more of an expert than I ever gave her credit for :blink: :cryin:

[J'springer]

Originally posted by JMM+Nov 14 2003, 10:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Nov 14 2003, 10:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 10:18 AM

Basis in reality????? You are kidding right Capt Twinkie. Whose your favourite pick
a: Steven
b: John
c: Joe
or
d: Zack
Its not all I got left Twink, its just something I thought I would let lie until you started your Suitcase Pimp and Julia insults which is what you do whenever you run out of gas. Except it ain't high octane anymore Twink.
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy), would you please explain what the heck a suit case pimp is. I have only been asking you for two years now. Please be succinct Dear Sir/Madam.
Oh boy!!! You got me there!!!!!!!!!! You are just too brilliant!!!!

Attention Oprano!!! I broker GAY content at http://www.content-club.com

If you are one of those people in this industry who makes outrageous profits building and marketing sites to the homosexual community then come check out the gay content we have for you at http://www.content-club.com

We also have great midget and tranny feeds over at http://www.ademia.com

Oh boy J'sidiot, you got me on that one!!!! I am going to feel like such an idiot now when I spend the money I make brokering gay content.

How in the world will I ever be able to look my accountant in the eye again![/b][/quote]
Naw, Twinkie, you are never going to feel like an idiot. But hell if you enjoy it, party on Dear Sir/Madam. But I finally got an answer on suitcase pimp....you crack me up. You have no idea do you, Twinkie. Dear Sir/Madam, whatever gets you through the night. We already know your feelings (see his earlier insults to women on the net) about net girls so this ain't a big stretch.

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 10:22 AM
JMM - anytime!!

Are they Butt Bongo's you'll be playing :yowsa:

Trev can tune the butt bongo's he he he :groucho:




Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight

Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass
Dear Sir/Madam, you're no fun anymore. Captain Twinkie is back. Watch him and learn.

[Trev]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 08:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 08:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Nov 14 2003, 10:22 AM
JMM - anytime!!

Are they Butt Bongo's you'll be playing :yowsa:

Trev can tune the butt bongo's he he he :groucho:




Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oprano's alright for pissing
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight

Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass
Dear Sir/Madam, you're no fun anymore. Captain Twinkie is back. Watch him and learn.[/b][/quote]
Just think one day the world will be a better place.

One day you'll be dead!

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy)
Wow....

A Stoner Communist Homophobe

The water colors are filling out this portrait nicely...

"Wuhuhuhuhuh....those guys are fags!" - Jeff Spicoli

[Vick]

By J'Springer's pretzel logic then .....

JMM - you're a midget too!!!!!!

damn you have me fooled all these years, do you walk on stilts at industry shows?? :D

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 14 2003, 10:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 14 2003, 10:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM
Now I exlained your twink fetish (its ok, its not really gay is it big boy)
Wow....

A Stoner Communist Homophobe

The water colors are filling out this portrait nicely...

"Wuhuhuhuhuh....those guys are fags!" - Jeff Spicoli[/b][/quote]
No, no DJ. It is hardly like a stoner to be a homophobe. I leave that to you reactionary dudes. But hell, if Captain Twinkie can spew lies about me, well I just gotta point out the truth. Note his suitcase pimp references which are groundless. Captain Twinkie has been pounding this drum for years and still no one believes him. But it is an old right wing fascist tactic. Say it loud and long enough, someone will believe it. You know like propoganda. It was perfected by Joseph Goebbels and Twinkie is just the latest reincarnation of the tactic.

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 14 2003, 01:54 PM
By J'Springer's pretzel logic then .....

JMM - you're a midget too!!!!!!

damn you have me fooled all these years, do you walk on stilts at industry shows?? :D
HAHAHA, Vick!

So JMM has an 18"penis as well! No wonder he gets all the chicks...

"You are what you sell" - J'springer

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 14 2003, 11:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 14 2003, 11:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Nov 14 2003, 01:54 PM
By J'Springer's pretzel logic then .....

JMM - you're a midget too!!!!!!

damn you have me fooled all these years, do you walk on stilts at industry shows?? :D
HAHAHA, Vick!

So JMM has an 18"penis as well! No wonder he gets all the chicks...

"You are what you sell" - J'springer[/b][/quote]
Bring back Twinkie. You guys are useless. A mutual admiration society does not make for any serious fun. Now smarten up and do something useful. You are killing this thread and in serious danger of being added to the poll.

[Trev]

ahahahahahahaha

Killing this thread..... hahahahahahah.... it's dead already <_<

[gonzo]

Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 14 2003, 01:26 PM
I am ever so confused.....

The one thing I have never seen on any adult webmaster board (except maybe GFY) is attempts at insulting people due to their actual or perceived choice of sexual expression... Either in who they hang out with or what niche's they promote.....

Until now.......

Just for reference...... In the adult net world...... It is not an insult to be labeled gay or straight or bi or whatever...........

Our customer base is all of those and more.....

Our product is all of those and more.........

I think that here, or out in the physical world to attempt to insult someone because of their percieved or actual lifestyle is pretty fucking lame........

I now return you to our regularly scheduled thread.....

btw.. a suitcase pimp is a husband or bf who oversees his wife's or gf's career in the porn industry..... Oversees it closely, accompanying her to shoots trying to act as manager, agent etc all rolled in to one....

You can usually recogni9ze the suitcase pimp at a shoot by the fact that he is the one jerking off watching his wife get screwed by 4 or 5 other guys.....

Reference Luke Ford's various columns on shoots for more on suitcase pimps.......
Hell reference Luke Ford...wait a sec he aint got a girlfriend!

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Trev@Nov 14 2003, 11:13 AM
ahahahahahahaha

Killing this thread..... hahahahahahah.... it's dead already <_<
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It still seems to be in Oprano's top ten. Does that bother you?

[Trev]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 09:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 09:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Trev@Nov 14 2003, 11:13 AM
ahahahahahahaha

Killing this thread..... hahahahahahah.... it's dead already <_<
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It still seems to be in Oprano's top ten. Does that bother you?[/b][/quote]
because it's still active doesn't mean it's not dead, the thread achieved what it was set out to do... except I think the vote was wrong because you've proved everyone to be wrong about who the biggest idiot is.

And before you go spouting off names, as who whom you think you've proved to be an idiot let me say I was talking about you!

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
No, no DJ. It is hardly like a stoner to be a homophobe. I leave that to you reactionary dudes.[/b]

Okay, so you admit to the Stoner Communist part. So we have 2 out of the 3 quite obvious characteristics.

I know you have a hard time following logic, but see if you can follow along...

You didn't call him Captain Millionaire.
You didn't call him Captain Good Husband and Father

You call him Captain Twink because you think it's an insult. You are a homophobe. You know it, we know it, and somewhere in the tiny brain cell still trying to comprehend where Marx went wrong, the ghost of good ol' Karl knows it, too.

Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM
Captain Twinkie has been pounding this drum for years and still no one believes him.

EVERYONE believes him. I would bet you can't find ONE person in this forum or any other that does NOT believe him. Reality check, aisle 3!

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But it is an old right wing fascist tactic.[/quote]

Ah, you communists....still clinging to the dream..

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 14 2003, 01:26 PM
I am ever so confused.....

The one thing I have never seen on any adult webmaster board (except maybe GFY) is attempts at insulting people due to their actual or perceived choice of sexual expression... Either in who they hang out with or what niche's they promote.....

Until now.......

Just for reference...... In the adult net world...... It is not an insult to be labeled gay or straight or bi or whatever...........

Our customer base is all of those and more.....

Our product is all of those and more.........

I think that here, or out in the physical world to attempt to insult someone because of their percieved or actual lifestyle is pretty fucking lame........
Actually, I've seen it on more than just GFY.

I do agree that, like the folks who toss around racial slurs, it's indicative of a very weak mind.

It's sad to see it creeping onto Oprano ... but I suspect we'll see more of it. :(

[girlgeek]

Originally posted by J'springer+Nov 14 2003, 11:18 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J'springer @ Nov 14 2003, 11:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Trev@Nov 14 2003, 11:13 AM
ahahahahahahaha

Killing this thread..... hahahahahahah.... it's dead already <_<
:zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:
It still seems to be in Oprano's top ten. Does that bother you?[/b][/quote]
That's the thing about a car wreck, everyone has to slow down and ogle the victim.

I think that Confucy's $1,000 is safe. This thread started on 11/8, so it took you 6 days to rack up over 2,200 views.

Confucy can pull 25% of those views in two hours pissing with me, with about 1/20 of the replies. With Kevin, they more than doubled that view number in one evening.

Bring on the cage, Gonzo, I'll bring the popcorn.

$50 on Confucy...

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 14 2003, 02:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 14 2003, 02:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM

No, no DJ. It is hardly like a stoner to be a homophobe. I leave that to you reactionary dudes.

Okay, so you admit to the Stoner Communist part. So we have 2 out of the 3 quite obvious characteristics.[/b][/quote]
As the designated Oprano Communist (see Torone for references), I resent your attempt to denigrate our movement by labelling J'brainsprung as a Communist.

When the revolution comes you will be sent to a reeducation camp with groanagain, confucy, and sobe for that transgression.

:ph34r:

[J'springer]

Originally posted by Diamond Jim+Nov 14 2003, 11:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Diamond Jim @ Nov 14 2003, 11:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM

No, no DJ. It is hardly like a stoner to be a homophobe. I leave that to you reactionary dudes.

Okay, so you admit to the Stoner Communist part. So we have 2 out of the 3 quite obvious characteristics.

I know you have a hard time following logic, but see if you can follow along...

You didn't call him Captain Millionaire.
You didn't call him Captain Good Husband and Father

You call him Captain Twink because you think it's an insult. You are a homophobe. You know it, we know it, and somewhere in the tiny brain cell still trying to comprehend where Marx went wrong, the ghost of good ol' Karl knows it, too.

Originally posted by -J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 01:18 PM
Captain Twinkie has been pounding this drum for years and still no one believes him.

EVERYONE believes him. I would bet you can't find ONE person in this forum or any other that does NOT believe him. Reality check, aisle 3!

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But it is an old right wing fascist tactic.

Ah, you communists....still clinging to the dream..[/b][/quote]
Why would I call him Captain Good Husband and Father? I don't know that he is. Why would I call him Captain Millionaire? I don't know that he is. What I do know is he has a foul mouth. I am sure that doesn't bode well for his parenting skills. I do know that he has been flogging his suitcase pimp lie for a couple of years now and he has no respect for women...see his quote regarding web girls that you seem to have conveniently overlooked. So again, how would I know his Captain Good Husband and Father? All and all I would say I have no reason to call him anything but Captain Twink.
I would guess your knowledge of communism is limited to what CNN has told you, so I won't even touch that on Comrade Diamond.
"Power to the people, I am a MORON," after all it is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Nov 14 2003, 02:29 PM
As the designated Oprano Communist (see Torone for references), I resent your attempt to denigrate our movement by labelling J'brainsprung as a Communist.

When the revolution comes you will be sent to a reeducation camp with groanagain, confucy, and sobe for that transgression.

HAHAHA....you're no commie, PD....you're much further to the left of the middle than you claim, but you're basically my dad....hahaha
He never figured out that other people don't owe him a living, either..

Another reason communism failed! No sense of justice! Sent to the camps with that trio is beyond inhumane...

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by J'springer@Nov 14 2003, 02:31 PM
Why would I call him Captain Good Husband and Father? I don't know that he is. Why would I call him Captain Millionaire? I don't know that he is. What I do know is he has a foul mouth. I am sure that doesn't bode well for his parenting skills. I do know that he has been flogging his suitcase pimp lie for a couple of years now and he has no respect for women...see his quote regarding web girls that you seem to have conveniently overlooked. So again, how would I know his Captain Good Husband and Father? All and all I would say I have no reason to call him anything but Captain Twink.
I would guess your knowledge of communism is limited to what CNN has told you, so I won't even touch that on Comrade Diamond.
"Power to the people, I am a MORON," after all it is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
You didn't call him Captain Foul Mouth or Captain Misogynist, you called him Captain Twink, MEANING IT AS AN INSULT. You are a homophobe. You fool no one.

Cast off the chains, partner....you're living in the past....it's dead....you lost....get over it...

CNN talks about communism? That fucking Larry King!