Do you have unrealistic expectations about sex?

[Dianna Vesta]

OTTAWA - If you pay attention to the great sex fantasy promulgated by everything from Cosmopolitan magazine to the Viagra commercials, everyone is having lots of sex.

But with a few notable exceptions -- new lovers and the women on Sex and the City -- most of us aren't having that many so-hot-it-blows-our-mind encounters.

More Here (http://www.canada.com/edmonton/edmontonjournal/story.asp?id=31C9B97B-CD19-40B5-85D9-39929D7F2A62)

And I'm just curious.... I mean some of you guys act like you're getting it all the time. How often do you have sex? lol- with another person!

[Trev]

The with another person bit ruled me out of this thread :yowsa:

[Winetalk.com]

Since I met my wife - I never done it with another person...I just can't get it up for anybody but her...fuckin' WITCH!
;-))

Blow jobs are not counted, as according to Clinton, it ain't sex!
;-))))

[OldJeff]

Of course there is not much sex up in Canada - too fucking cold - your dick will shrivel up like a stack of dimes.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by OldJeff@Oct 22 2003, 06:50 AM
Of course there is not much sex up in Canada - too fucking cold - your dick will shrivel up like a stack of dimes.
I heard pumps might help you with this problem
;-)))

[Jim]

Tina forces me to perform at least twice a week!

And Serge...you are correct blowjobs do not count...i like those at least 3 times a week!!

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 22 2003, 06:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 22 2003, 06:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--OldJeff@Oct 22 2003, 06:50 AM
Of course there is not much sex up in Canada - too fucking cold - your dick will shrivel up like a stack of dimes.
I heard pumps might help you with this problem
;-)))[/b][/quote]
<_< pumps serge?

If you pump up a frozen dick it's breaking off.

DV

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Jim@Oct 22 2003, 07:04 AM
Tina forces me to perform at least twice a week!

And Serge...you are correct blowjobs do not count...i like those at least 3 times a week!!
Lucky you, I am forced to be blown more often and NOBODY wants to hear my excuses!

Jim,
we gotta start
"Men are not sex objects" foundation!
;-)))

Joe Holler was here last week, sends his regards
;_)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta+Oct 22 2003, 07:13 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dianna Vesta @ Oct 22 2003, 07:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Oct 22 2003, 06:57 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--OldJeff@Oct 22 2003, 06:50 AM
Of course there is not much sex up in Canada - too fucking cold - your dick will shrivel up like a stack of dimes.
I heard pumps might help you with this problem
;-)))
<_< pumps serge?

If you pump up a frozen dick it's breaking off.

DV[/b][/quote]
DV, and this si why YOU started this topic and not me,
you are one Oprano Sex Expert therapist!
:wnw:

[Cleo]

Does shopping count?

[Jim]

Serge! glad to hear Joe is about! hope he and Michelle are doing well!
I will have to drop him an email =)

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 22 2003, 07:14 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 22 2003, 07:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Dianna Vesta@Oct 22 2003, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Oct 22 2003, 06:57 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--OldJeff@Oct 22 2003, 06:50 AM
Of course there is not much sex up in Canada - too fucking cold - your dick will shrivel up like a stack of dimes.
I heard pumps might help you with this problem
;-)))
<_< pumps serge?

If you pump up a frozen dick it's breaking off.

DV
DV, and this si why YOU started this topic and not me,
you are one Oprano Sex Expert therapist!
:wnw:[/b][/quote]
I’m an expert at what I know… all things kinky & really naughty. If you asked me how to give a blowjob I’m not sure I would be such an expert on that. Ask me how to fuck a guy in the ass and I’ll give all kinds of advice! Lol

Somehow I think you and LL got that part covered. lol

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 22 2003, 08:08 AM

I’m an expert at what I know… all things kinky & really naughty. If you asked me how to give a blowjob I’m not sure I would be such an expert on that. Ask me how to fuck a guy in the ass and I’ll give all kinds of advice! Lol

Somehow I think you and LL got that part covered. lol
OK,
here is my question along the lines of your expertise...

how do you fuck the guy in the ass with your tongue?

Those asses DO need discipline and mistres's word up close and personal, don'y you agree?

let us hear it all!
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

..and not to be just taker,
YOU teach me how to fuck a man in the ass,
and I'll teach you how to give PERFECT head!
;-)))

[Dianna Vesta]

Serge I have meetings today and gotta run but you can bet *your ass* I'm going to get back to this! lol

DV

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 22 2003, 08:36 AM
Serge I have meetings today and gotta run but you can bet *your ass* I'm going to get back to this! lol

DV
I have no doubts!!!!!!!!!!

Bring it on, DV, let's show the rest what we know and they don';t
;-))))

[Dianna Vesta]

Ok Serge… my first meeting is delayed. I get so annoyed with people who think they are too busy but could give a fuck about wasting your time.

Damn Serge I know you’re baiting me. I’ve spent a year watching you darling.

First of all my tongue ain’t going in anyone’s ass nor do I have any desire to suck cock unless it’s a dildo attached to a woman’s hips.

How can I explain this without sounding like an uptight bitch…

Ok, there are people that look at the shit I do and say, “WTF? Ewwwww, that’s gross.” Images of people crawling, in bondage, sucking toes, pissing on each other, etc. etc. makes their stomachs turn. I, on the other hand get wet over such nastiness.

The same way straights feel about my kinky shit is how I feel about most of the shit they do. I mean I’m really open-minded, you know that but I just don’t have any desire to suck a man’s cock or stick my tongue in his ass.

Being a naturally dominant woman, as I am – I just can’t get into any act of submission. I don’t find anything wrong with it…it’s just not my thing. For the most part I’m lesbian, you know that too but I do enjoy male slaves. Not because I hate men and just want to abuse them but I have found these are the things I enjoy/get off doing with men. If I’m going to have sex with a man it must be kinky sex and it must be my way.

How do you fuck a man in the ass? Lol- well the same way LL fucks you in the ass. Are you looking for variations?

This is the type of dildo I like to use when fucking someone in the ass
http://www.sediva.com/sediva.cgi/TAF9942.html

I use a harness with mine to hold it in. There is only one kind of lube worth using on this planet and it’s called Astro Glide.

I position myself just so and allow enough room to fit my Magic Wand vibrator on my clit and then I ride that ass like a stallion.

I have a major bag full of tricks, trust me but if I post them all here who will buy my book? Lol

I use to write a monthly column for Nugget Magazine for almost 7 years. I loved it. I’d love to pick up an “Ask The Goddess” column again. Maybe for a big sex site.

[brand0n]

yes, gonzo must swallow

[Torone]

Hell, my old lady says once a month is unrealistic...I tell her I've got lots of numbers in my Nextel. :biglaugh:

[brand0n]

yea but are you gonna call your friends to come over n blow you?

[Torone]

Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 22 2003, 04:05 PM
yea but are you gonna call your friends to come over n blow you?
I'm thinking about that driver services gal with the big hooters...

[Winetalk.com]

First of all my tongue ain’t going in anyone’s ass nor do I have any desire to suck cock unless it’s a dildo attached to a woman’s hips.
************************************************** ***

oh puuuhleeze, don't play hard to get, it's ME you are talking to!
;_)))

[Winetalk.com]

Being a naturally dominant woman, as I am – I just can’t get into any act of submission. I don’t find anything wrong with it…it’s just not my thing. For the most part I’m lesbian
********************************

so is voodoo...
the more thay deny it, the mnore they want it
;-))))

[Winetalk.com]

If I’m going to have sex with a man it must be kinky sex and it must be my way.

*****************************


yeah, yeah, yeah...
I played with a pro "dominant Mistress" in Oregon...
she ended up sitting in the corener and crying because shye couldn't find a single dildoe to put in my ass and make me stop laughing that it was too small
;-))


when you go to GFY and post there regulary,
your asshole becomes the size of the small watermellon with the depth of the the end of the proctologist tube...your "may way "isd for the sisses,
Serge will fuck you your way and leave you crying in the corner like the rest of 'em
;-)))

[LadyLaw]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 22 2003, 05:39 PM
yeah, yeah, yeah...
I played with a pro "dominant Mistress" in Oregon...
she ended up sitting in the corener and crying because shye couldn't find a single dildoe to put in my ass and make me stop laughing that it was too small
;-))



Hello Dianna! It's been a long time and I apologize for that. Looks like you've been busy as hell.

I had to laugh at this thread.

Serge is actually telling the truth here....my friend Mistress Lana was totally unprepared for such as ass slut...she says her usual boys are such sissies.

Next time I'm sending BIGGER toys in advance.

I've created a monster!~

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by LadyLaw@Oct 22 2003, 05:47 PM


Serge is actually telling the truth here
wehat do you mean "HERE"?????

I ALWAYS tell the truth!

[Nickatilynx]

I ALWAYS tell the truth!


ahahahahahahahahahaha

If you really want to confuse a webmaster , tell him the truth! ;-))))

[slavdogg]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 22 2003, 09:43 AM
First of all my tongue ain’t going in anyone’s ass

For the most part I’m lesbian
What kind of a lesbian doesnt eat ass ??

Are you a vegetarian Lesbians ? :D

Dianna, protein is GOOD for you :wankit: :P

[Sabby]

Sex? I would rather just ride my Sybian that Serge is sending me... hehehe.

Then I take a nap and go shopping!

hehe


Sabby:)

[eatapeach]

i think oprano should have a rule that Sabby and Dianna Vesta are required to post in every thread.

sabby's avatar is sexy and dianna talks dirty just like i like it :D

[DannyCox]

Do you have unrealistic expectations about sex?

Why, yes! Yes I do!

It's very unrealistic for me to expect sex!

Sabby, you going to share that Sybian, or will I have to talk Serge into sending one of my own??

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by DannyCox@Oct 22 2003, 11:54 PM
Do you have unrealistic expectations about sex?

Why, yes! Yes I do!

It's very unrealistic for me to expect sex!

Sabby, you going to share that Sybian, or will I have to talk Serge into sending one of my own??
Danny, Sabby,
you gave me an idea....
I'm gonna open Sybian RENTALS!
;-)))

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 23 2003, 12:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 23 2003, 12:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--DannyCox@Oct 22 2003, 11:54 PM
Do you have unrealistic expectations about sex?

Why, yes! Yes I do!

It's very unrealistic for me to expect sex!

Sabby, you going to share that Sybian, or will I have to talk Serge into sending one of my own??
Danny, Sabby,
you gave me an idea....
I'm gonna open Sybian RENTALS!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
You might wanna make that "Sanitized Sybian Rentals" :barfon:

[Carrie]

Btw, if it were up to Hubby, sex would be a required act each time a stray air molecule blew past his head. (Either one of them.)

I keep trying to tell him that if he ignores it, it WILL go down on its own, but he's convinced that "if it's hard, it must be ridden" :yowsa:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Carrie@Oct 23 2003, 02:46 AM
Btw, if it were up to Hubby, sex would be a required act each time a stray air molecule blew past his head. (Either one of them.)

I keep trying to tell him that if he ignores it, it WILL go down on its own, but he's convinced that "if it's hard, it must be ridden" :yowsa:
give him another 50 years, he'll calm down
;-)))

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by LadyLaw+Oct 22 2003, 05:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LadyLaw @ Oct 22 2003, 05:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Oct 22 2003, 05:39 PM
yeah, yeah, yeah...
I played with a pro "dominant Mistress" in Oregon...
she ended up sitting in the corener and crying because shye couldn't find a single dildoe to put in my ass and make me stop laughing that it was too small
;-))



Hello Dianna! It's been a long time and I apologize for that. Looks like you've been busy as hell.

I had to laugh at this thread.

Serge is actually telling the truth here....my friend Mistress Lana was totally unprepared for such as ass slut...she says her usual boys are such sissies.

Next time I'm sending BIGGER toys in advance.

I've created a monster!~[/b][/quote]
Hey hey LL, has been a long time. Drop me a line some time. I thought for sure when you moved to Florida I'd see you more.

So you sent Serge to a domme friend? If you need a referel let me know. Have you ever seen that butt plug the size of a football? lol- hell just use a football and let him pose for Pick'em!

Nice to see you.

DV

[Winetalk.com]

DV, you are a lesbian (on the most part)
stay away from my wife! I'm gonna get jelous and this will turn ugly!
;-)))

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by eatapeach@Oct 22 2003, 11:52 PM
i think oprano should have a rule that Sabby and Dianna Vesta are required to post in every thread.

sabby's avatar is sexy and dianna talks dirty just like i like it :D
Damn it what the fuck do you mean?

lol

Honey I am the QUEEN of nasty. I've done shit that would make you have nightmares. lol

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 06:07 AM
I've done shit that would make you have nightmares. lol
believe it when I see it!

details, please!

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 23 2003, 05:57 AM
DV, you are a lesbian (on the most part)
stay away from my wife! I'm gonna get jelous and this will turn ugly!
;-)))
You better hope the hell I don't get her S-man cuz she may not turn back. Also I'm working my ass off, making money and I'll set her up in a big ass house like yours and she'll leave your BIG ass!

But then again she might do it just for the sex. Others certainly have. :)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 06:21 AM

You better hope the hell I don't get her S-man cuz she may not turn back. Also I'm working my ass off, making money and I'll set her up in a big ass house like yours and she'll leave your BIG ass!

But then again she might do it just for the sex. Others certainly have. :)
oh puuuhhhleeze!

there are bigger asses, there are bigger houses, there are greener grass and so?

I make my wife LAUGH! the way nobody else can!
and she won't change THAT for the world
;-))

plus.....I am an IDEAL husband, she only understands 30% of my whinings,
the ULTIMATE wife's dream!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 06:21 AM
Also I'm working my ass off,
try using your brains next time,
it's much more profitable!

ASSuming you have a brain for it
;-))))

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Torone@Oct 22 2003, 05:04 PM
Hell, my old lady says once a month is unrealistic...I tell her I've got lots of numbers in my Nextel. :biglaugh:
That should be in a contract- sex. Seriously.

If a spouse can't keep up then there should be an agreed option. I normally try to find nice jewish boys or butches cuz they never turn you down and they are just so fucking sweet about it.

See this is why D/s (dominance and submission) works so well. The roles are clearly defined. When I say, "Come over here and fuck me." she/he better do back flips with a good attitude and get down to business.

When I'm happy everyone is happy.

DV

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 22 2003, 05:33 PM
First of all my tongue ain’t going in anyone’s ass nor do I have any desire to suck cock unless it’s a dildo attached to a woman’s hips.
************************************************** ***

oh puuuhleeze, don't play hard to get, it's ME you are talking to!
;_)))
hard to get??? Listen little man you DO know me and so do lots other people and my tongue ain't going in no ass. I will however smash my big ass onto your face. I hear you like that sort of thing. :)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta+Oct 23 2003, 06:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dianna Vesta @ Oct 23 2003, 06:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Torone@Oct 22 2003, 05:04 PM
Hell, my old lady says once a month is unrealistic...I tell her I've got lots of numbers in my Nextel. :biglaugh:
That should be in a contract- sex. Seriously.

[/b][/quote]
you don't know Torone,
that's NOT what he meant
;-))))

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Sabby@Oct 22 2003, 08:56 PM
Sex? I would rather just ride my Sybian that Serge is sending me... hehehe.

Then I take a nap and go shopping!

hehe


Sabby:)
Shabby come over here darling. Fuck the Sybian. Then we can go shopping together and use Serge's gold card.

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 23 2003, 06:33 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 23 2003, 06:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 06:21 AM
Also I'm working my ass off,
try using your brains next time,
it's much more profitable!

ASSuming you have a brain for it
;-))))[/b][/quote]
hahahahahahaha your just so fucking funny!

Must suck to only rely on your brain to do anything.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 06:39 AM
I will however smash my big ass onto your face. I hear you like that sort of thing. :)
promises, promisssses......

If I had a dime for every promise to sit on my face,
I'd be billionair!
;-)))))

Believe it when I see it!

show us your ass!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta+Oct 23 2003, 06:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dianna Vesta @ Oct 23 2003, 06:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Sabby@Oct 22 2003, 08:56 PM
Sex? I would rather just ride my Sybian that Serge is sending me... hehehe.

Then I take a nap and go shopping!

hehe


Sabby:)
Shabby come over here darling. Fuck the Sybian. Then we can go shopping together and use Serge's gold card.[/b][/quote]
how about usung my kadohas instead?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta+Oct 23 2003, 06:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dianna Vesta @ Oct 23 2003, 06:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Oct 23 2003, 06:33 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 06:21 AM
Also I'm working my ass off,
try using your brains next time,
it's much more profitable!

ASSuming you have a brain for it
;-))))
hahahahahahaha your just so fucking funny!

Must suck to only rely on your brain to do anything.[/b][/quote]
why do you say that? You should try it, you might like it and this would DEFINATELLY save you milege on your ASS!
\;-)))

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 23 2003, 06:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 23 2003, 06:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 06:42 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Sabby@Oct 22 2003, 08:56 PM
Sex? I would rather just ride my Sybian that Serge is sending me... hehehe.

Then I take a nap and go shopping!

hehe


Sabby:)
Shabby come over here darling. Fuck the Sybian. Then we can go shopping together and use Serge's gold card.
how about usung my kadohas instead?[/b][/quote]
Dream on S-man! lol

Tell you what... let us use you for entertainment and we'll let you watch!

Bring LL tho.

[Winetalk.com]

Dream on S-man! lol

Tell you what... let us use you for entertainment and we'll let you watch!

Bring LL tho.
ok,
let's meet at the Trapeze on Saturday!

we ALL be watching
;-))))

[Winetalk.com]

BTW, do you know what KADOHAS means before you jumped with your answer "working your ass off" instead of brains?
;-)))

I have a good feeling you don't have a clue, measured by your answer
;-)))

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 23 2003, 06:57 AM
Dream on S-man! lol

Tell you what... let us use you for entertainment and we'll let you watch!

Bring LL tho.
ok,
let's meet at the Trapeze on Saturday!

we ALL be watching
;-))))
I think you’re scared and need a crowd. I love swing clubs but not to have sex. Tell you what… I just hired a new caretaker…let me train her to look after my animals and place and I’ll go with you and LL to that place.

I need to stay at your house tho. It's a long drive home.

Shall I bring my football?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 07:03 AM


I need to stay at your house tho. It's a long drive home.

Shall I bring my football?
now you talking! no need for a football, just bring your big juicy ass
(if you gain a few pounds between now and than, it's OK!)

now all together:
"Heaven, I am in Heaven......."
;_))

I only insist on ONE covenant:
after everything said and done,
you won't beg me to move in with us FOR GOOD.

I don't care if your ass loves my face to death and can't live without it!
;-)))

Mormon I am NOT!
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 07:03 AM

I think you’re scared and need a crowd.
of course I do!

Nothing gives me better hard on than the crowd cheering:
"do her, do her, harder, harder..."
and you can rely on the crowd to bring you oxygen while I get myself a drink afterward
;-))))

[Winetalk.com]

seems like DV rushed out of the door to train her care taker ASAP,
what an impatient eager-beaver!
;-)))

I can't believe how easy it was talking her into it!
;-))))

[Torone]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 23 2003, 05:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 23 2003, 05:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 06:36 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Torone@Oct 22 2003, 05:04 PM
Hell, my old lady says once a month is unrealistic...I tell her I've got lots of numbers in my Nextel. :biglaugh:
That should be in a contract- sex. Seriously.


you don't know Torone,
that's NOT what he meant
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Listen to Serge! He & I are sorta like birds of a feather! :biglaugh:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Torone@Oct 23 2003, 08:02 AM

Listen to Serge! He & I are sorta like birds of a feather! :biglaugh:
that's the problem with some women now a days....

"ears they have by they hear not"
;-))))

DV,
I'll throw you a clue:
Today NEXTEL replaced the "litle black book" of yesteryear
;-)))

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 23 2003, 07:17 AM
seems like DV rushed out of the door to train her care taker ASAP,
what an impatient eager-beaver!
;-)))

I can't believe how easy it was talking her into it!
;-))))
Look at you little fucking shit! I'm laughing so hard my face hurts. You know I can even see you're face and that shitty ass grin saying that.

You haven't talked me into anything. I said I'd go and I AM bringing that football to punt right up your ass!

As for my big ass on your face....lol- damn I gotta bite my tongue now. lol

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 09:58 AM

Look at you little fucking shit! I'm laughing so hard my face hurts. You know I can even see you're face and that shitty ass grin saying that.

You haven't talked me into anything. I said I'd go and I AM bringing that football to punt right up your ass!

As for my big ass on your face....lol- damn I gotta bite my tongue now. lol
ahhh...I LOVE when you talk dirty!
but...can you bring some more varaity?

"little fuckin' shit has been used 3 times already,
I want something "New, Fresh and Improved"!
;-)))

bring your football, I have a lube,
let's have "Football Party" OUR style!
(and I hold ALL the rights to pictures to do with them what I please! for the next year Oprano Football Pick'em!

I can't wait for your ass all over my face, I only type with one hand, and you can guess where my second hand is!
;_))

bring it on, BIG GIRL!
;-)))

[Dianna Vesta]

Alright serge I will but first I must go drop a line and take the kayak out a few hours. Too nice to stay indoors right now. I will be back..you wanna play? No problem little boy.

DV

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 10:51 AM
Alright serge I will but first I must go drop a line and take the kayak out a few hours. Too nice to stay indoors right now. I will be back..you wanna play? No problem little boy.

DV
of course I wanna play!

does it look like a football watching to you????

bring it on, big mamma!
...and if you end up crying in the corner, it ain't my fault, you've been warned
;-))

(Mike, if I end up wiht the bill, will Oprano cover it as
"Webmaster Entertaintment, Exposure and Promotional Expense"?

Here is an evidence to ALL of the above!

;-)))

http://cotac.com/DV-Serge.jpg

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 23 2003, 11:00 AM
bring it on, big mamma!
...and if you end up crying in the corner, it ain't my fault, you've been warned
;-))

(Mike, if I end up wiht the bill, will Oprano cover it as
"Webmaster Entertaintment, Exposure and Promotional Expense"?

Here is an evidence to ALL of the above!

;-)))

http://cotac.com/DV-Serge.jpg
Serge I know you’re a big man on this campus but trust me when I tell you this....My limits will far exceed yours. I didn't become Goddess Dianna Vesta and such big in the scene for no reason. Then again you don't know that because your lily white ass just started climbing these mountains.

Ok maybe the damn woman cried out of frustration having to deal with your smart ass self. They call boys like you SAM (Smart Ass Masochist)
It ain't fun unless you're into that sort of thing. I'm not.

Just like they have the top dogs and bottom feeders in adult internet, we have the same thing in the scene. Only a truly strong man is going to hurdle over that mindset of, “let’s see how far I can push her” attitude and get down the real business of it all. It almost reminds me the man who barks his little ass off about how much sex he’s getting when deep down inside he’s a pathetic loser who never gets any or a scared little boy who believes talking about it is as close as his ass is ever gonna get to it. Lol- you know what I mean.

Only a real man puts bullshit aside and truly devours something. A sissy sits on the sidelines to “naanaananaanana” but runs away when shit gets to close.

[eatapeach]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 12:00 PM
It almost reminds me the man who barks his little ass off about how much sex he’s getting when deep down inside he’s a pathetic loser who never gets any or a scared little boy who believes talking about it is as close as his ass is ever gonna get to it.
i have lots of sex - its with the sister of the girl in Niagara Falls who took Buff's virginity.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 03:00 PM


Only a real man puts bullshit aside and truly devours something. A sissy sits on the sidelines to “naanaananaanana” but runs away when shit gets to close.
exactly!

3 times I invited you over for dinner and 3 times you came with lame last minute excuses...
you KNOW you cry in the corner and you KNOW you and yours will break off Serge's ass and do your dandiest to avoid the "I'm crying like a little girl, what got over me" scene.

In our business your likes called "noobies".....
Goddesses, shmASSeses...I shavced 'em all and left 'em crying in every corner of the net with balls/pussies shaved to the root
;-))))

"It's all in the mind" and your mind is not match for MINE....sorry to pee on your parade and self esteem, but...
"It's good for you"
;-)))

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 23 2003, 03:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 23 2003, 03:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 03:00 PM


Only a real man puts bullshit aside and truly devours something. A sissy sits on the sidelines to “naanaananaanana” but runs away when shit gets to close.
exactly!

3 times I invited you over for dinner and 3 times you came with lame last minute excuses...
you KNOW you cry in the corner and you KNOW you and yours will break off Serge's ass and do your dandiest to avoid the "I'm crying like a little girl, what got over me" scene.

In our business your likes called "noobies".....
Goddesses, shmASSeses...I shavced 'em all and left 'em crying in every corner of the net with balls/pussies shaved to the root
;-))))

"It's all in the mind" and your mind is not match for MINE....sorry to pee on your parade and self esteem, but...
"It's good for you"
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I canceled once the day before. You're so full of shit. Is that what this is really about? lol


Don't get your panties in a bunch darling.

>>>>"It's all in the mind" >>>>

LOL- yep you're right and you certain do live in your own mind! lol BINGO BABY!


This was fun but it's not fun any more. Now it's just boring me. <yawn>

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Oct 23 2003, 03:52 PM



This was fun but it's not fun any more. Now it's just boring me. <yawn>
I guess the blow job after you sit on my face is out of the questions?
;-))))

[Winetalk.com]

I am the BEST!!!!!! Even professional dominatrixes and "goddesess" run away from me

http://cotac.com/DV.jpg