True Story

[Buff]

True story:

I lost my virginity to a girl over the summer, but she lives in Niagra Falls*, so you'll never be able to verify it.



*Diclaimer: if you live in or near the Niagra Falls area, I lost it somewhere else.



Last edited by Buff at Oct 20 2003, 04:43 PM

[sextoyking]

hahaha,

I was 13, this gal I met at the baseball park says you want to go play in my mom's attic :)

[eatapeach]

i think you're mistaken, buff....

you know when you went for your pre-enlistment physical and the doctor makes you bend over and spread your cheeks?

yeah, well let's just say that wasn't his finger poking your prostate :yowsa:

[Buff]

Originally posted by eatapeach@Oct 20 2003, 04:57 PM
i think you're mistaken, buff....

you know when you went for your pre-enlistment physical and the doctor makes you bend over and spread your cheeks?

yeah, well let's just say that wasn't his finger poking your prostate :yowsa:
I thought that took an unusually long time.

[gregtx]

Originally posted by Buff@Oct 20 2003, 02:43 PM
True story:

I lost my virginity to a girl over the summer, but she lives in Niagra Falls*, so you'll never be able to verify it.



*Diclaimer: if you live in or near the Niagra Falls area, I lost it somewhere else.
I do know her and she claims you only got to third base...

can I smell your hand? :nyanya:

[Buff]

Originally posted by gregtx+Oct 20 2003, 05:19 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gregtx @ Oct 20 2003, 05:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Buff@Oct 20 2003, 02:43 PM
True story:

I lost my virginity to a girl over the summer, but she lives in Niagra Falls*, so you'll never be able to verify it.



*Diclaimer: if you live in or near the Niagra Falls area, I lost it somewhere else.
I do know her and she claims you only got to third base...

can I smell your hand? :nyanya:[/b][/quote]
I knew someone would catch me in this lie!