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Vick
10-20-2003, 02:04 PM
It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was considering buying the Fuller Brush Co. along with Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.
This mega-corporate entity could be known as Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Proposed merger: Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers,
to be called Fairwell Honeychild.

Rumored merger: Wurlitzer with Xerox.
They are going to market reproductive organs.

Possible merger: Warner Brothers, Polygraph Records and Keebler
-- to be called... Poly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merger: mmmGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining: Dip Audi Do Da

Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds: Swisschese

Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home

Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-a-Car: Luv Herts

Upjohn and Chuckie Cheese Pizza: UpChuck

White Castle Burgers and Glad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags
PornoDoggy
10-20-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Vick@Oct 20 2003, 01:12 PM
White Castle Burgers and Glad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags
Oh, fuck!!! Coffee all over the monitor on that one.

You know, White Castles just don't have the appeal they used to have back in my drinking days.
Carrie
10-20-2003, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by PornoDoggy+Oct 20 2003, 01:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ Oct 20 2003, 01:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Oct 20 2003, 01:12 PM
White Castle Burgers and Glad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags
Oh, fuck!!! Coffee all over the monitor on that one.

You know, White Castles just don't have the appeal they used to have back in my drinking days.[/b][/quote]
I've heard of beer goggles for women, but beer goggles for burgers?!?
Trev
10-21-2003, 03:23 AM
Hahahahahaha :okthumb:


Just what I needed this morning Vick, thanks :D
slavdogg
10-21-2003, 04:32 AM
Originally posted by Carrie+Oct 20 2003, 05:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Oct 20 2003, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -PornoDoggy@Oct 20 2003, 01:44 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Oct 20 2003, 01:12 PM
White Castle Burgers and Glad Trash Bags: White Trash Bags
Oh, fuck!!! Coffee all over the monitor on that one.

You know, White Castles just don't have the appeal they used to have back in my drinking days.
I've heard of beer goggles for women, but beer goggles for burgers?!?[/b][/quote]
Carrie do you get beer goggles ?

cuz according to this study most women dont
http://www.realbeer.com/news/articles/news-002035.php

:stout: :headwall: :P
Torone
10-22-2003, 07:06 AM
GROAN!! :D
Bex
10-22-2003, 09:05 AM
Haha, those are pretty good :okthumb:
brand0n
10-22-2003, 05:51 PM
u own stock in eather of those companys?