the stories wives tell....

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Sue says that she woke up in the middle of the nite to make a phone call,
and when she got back,
I, ALLEGEDLY, said:
"Hi, my name is Serge, I am from New York...good nite"

guys, do you talk in your sleep too?
;-))

[mojobill]

I do not talk in my sleep.....

...but my wife insists she hears voices coming from my direction at night....

I think she needs a hearing test.... :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by fatbaby@Oct 11 2003, 08:09 AM
I do not talk in my sleep.....

...but my wife insists she hears voices coming from my direction at night....

I think she needs a hearing test.... :rolleyes:
what kind of noises???

just make sure she doesn't hear other women names
;-)))

[Peaches]

I talk AND walk in my sleep. :P

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 11 2003, 07:15 AM
Sue says that she woke up in the middle of the nite to make a phone call,
and when she got back,
I, ALLEGEDLY, said:
"Hi, my name is Serge, I am from New York...good nite"

Well, at least she didn't hear.... "How much do I owe you ?" tacked on to the end of it.....



:yowsa:

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Originally posted by sarettah+Oct 11 2003, 09:06 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Oct 11 2003, 09:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Oct 11 2003, 07:15 AM
Sue says that she woke up in the middle of the nite to make a phone call,
and when she got back,
I, ALLEGEDLY, said:
"Hi, my name is Serge, I am from New York...good nite"

Well, at least she didn't hear.... "How much do I owe you ?" tacked on to the end of it.....



:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
I know!!!!

this "sleep talking" could be VERY dangerous and the worst part is...
NONE of us have ANY control over what was said!
;-)))

[Bestat]

My hubby talks in his sleep as well. Amazing the crazy stuff he says, mostly job related though. I think I read somewhere that almost 70% of men talk in their sleep, so even if you don't think you do, you just might!

To be on the safe side you could just sleep with a ball gag in your mouth. Hehehehe

:D

[mojobill]

what kind of noises???

just make sure she doesn't hear other women names
;-)))



When she hears those, I usually end up on the floor wondering what the fuck happened....

;-)

[confucy]

One piece of advice for those who sleep walk. Keep all guns locked up and hide the keys from the sleepwalkers. My brother talked and walked in his sleep, and once shot a bullet into the wall in the middle of the night and didn't remember it the next day! Very scary! :o

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Originally posted by confucy@Oct 11 2003, 10:36 AM
One piece of advice for those who sleep walk. Keep all guns locked up and hide the keys from the sleepwalkers. My brother talked and walked in his sleep, and once shot a bullet into the wall in the middle of the night and didn't remember it the next day! Very scary! :o
hmmm.....my problem is I can't remember where the key I locked the guns with in the morning!
;-)))

[Mike AI]

Katie sometimes mumbles in her sleep, its kinda wierd....

[BradShaw]

I fart in my sleep, or so I have been told.

Good thing I do not talk, with my mouth it could get ugly!

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Oct 11 2003, 11:53 AM
I fart in my sleep, or so I have been told.

Good thing I do not talk, with my mouth it could get ugly!


I guess I should not buy a ball gag for a wedding gift huh?

:P

[BradShaw]

Originally posted by Mike AI+Oct 11 2003, 08:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Oct 11 2003, 08:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Oct 11 2003, 11:53 AM
I fart in my sleep, or so I have been told.

Good thing I do not talk, with my mouth it could get ugly!


I guess I should not buy a ball gag for a wedding gift huh?

:P[/b][/quote]
Platinum butt plug. Chris can tell you where to get one.

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by BradShaw+Oct 11 2003, 12:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BradShaw @ Oct 11 2003, 12:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Mike AI@Oct 11 2003, 08:54 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Oct 11 2003, 11:53 AM
I fart in my sleep, or so I have been told.

Good thing I do not talk, with my mouth it could get ugly!


I guess I should not buy a ball gag for a wedding gift huh?

:P
Platinum butt plug. Chris can tell you where to get one.[/b][/quote]


The one with diamond studs? I think Serge has one!!

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Originally posted by Mike AI+Oct 11 2003, 12:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Oct 11 2003, 12:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -BradShaw@Oct 11 2003, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by -Mike AI@Oct 11 2003, 08:54 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Oct 11 2003, 11:53 AM
I fart in my sleep, or so I have been told.

Good thing I do not talk, with my mouth it could get ugly!


I guess I should not buy a ball gag for a wedding gift huh?

:P
Platinum butt plug. Chris can tell you where to get one.


The one with diamond studs? I think Serge has one!![/b][/quote]
MIkeAI, what you have seen was NOT a butt plug, it was my PENIS!

I ONLY put diamond studs in the penis and NOT the ass!

putting diamonds in the ass is "anti-jewish"!
;-)))