Serge

[joee]

Serge, Its now 5:15am.


Please call me when you get this, I'll be up.

754-263-5863

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am I the only one who can not reach this number?

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 11 2003, 06:34 AM
am I the only one who can not reach this number?
Do you really want us to try ??

Or are you just wanting Joe to get 200 phone calls this morning ?





:yowsa:

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Originally posted by sarettah+Oct 11 2003, 09:08 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Oct 11 2003, 09:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Oct 11 2003, 06:34 AM
am I the only one who can not reach this number?
Do you really want us to try ??

Or are you just wanting Joe to get 200 phone calls this morning ?





:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
naaahhh...I found the correct number,
it voodoo's cell phone and joee fucked up one digit....and the phone doesn't answer anyway.

I hope they are both alive ands well,
'cuz if they are not,
I'll fear for my OWN life!

Thanks God I have the house full of people armed to the teeth with electrical chainsaw machines, taking down my palms

;-)))

[Forest]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 11 2003, 09:11 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 11 2003, 09:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -sarettah@Oct 11 2003, 09:08 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Oct 11 2003, 06:34 AM
am I the only one who can not reach this number?
Do you really want us to try ??

Or are you just wanting Joe to get 200 phone calls this morning ?





:yowsa:
naaahhh...I found the correct number,
it voodoo's cell phone and joee fucked up one digit....and the phone doesn't answer anyway.

I hope they are both alive ands well,
'cuz if they are not,
I'll fear for my OWN life!

Thanks God I have the house full of people armed to the teeth with electrical chainsaw machines, taking down my palms

;-)))[/b][/quote]
and dont forget sonja

[joee]

Serge,

This is Kirk, and my apologies, I didn't post my correct number,
and didn't notice that I posted under Joe's name either, it must
have been quite confusing, but I did just get your voice mail.

All if fine and well, just wanted to ask you a question, NO I
was not drunk and its not big deal.

See you tomorrow.


:)

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Originally posted by joee@Oct 11 2003, 01:33 PM
Serge,

This is Kirk, and my apologies, I didn't post my correct number,
and didn't notice that I posted under Joe's name either, it must
have been quite confusing, but I did just get your voice mail.

All if fine and well, just wanted to ask you a question, NO I
was not drunk and its not big deal.

See you tomorrow.


:)
Voodoo,
the whole GFY is looking for joee now...all hospitals and morgues were checked in tri-state area because of your post!

THIS IS OPRANO, ACT RESPONCIBLY!
;-))

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.p...threadid=184913 (http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=184913)

[Mike AI]

Kirk, I really think JoeE must be rubbing off on you....

[Dravyk]

I am he
as you are he
as you are me
...
I am the eggman
oh they are the eggmen
oh I am the walrus
goo goo g'joob

[Nickatilynx]

OK...so whose on first?

;-)))

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Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 11 2003, 06:47 PM
OK...so whose on first?

;-)))
Telephone Rings at the Computer Store and Abbot answers...

ABBOT: Hello, Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm
thinking of buying a computer.

ABBOT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name is Bud.

ABBOT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Bud.

ABBOT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Does it get stuffy?

ABBOT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What do I see when I look out the windows?

ABBOT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOT: Software that runs on Windows?

COSTELLO: No, on the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses. You know, run a business. What have you
got?

ABBOT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOT: Recommended something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOT: Yes.

COSTELLO: Okay, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office.

ABBOT: Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office and it already has windows! Let's
say I'm sitting at my computer, and I want to type a proposal. What do
I
need?

ABBOT: Word.

COSTELLO: If I'm writing a proposal, I'm going to need lots of words.
But
what program do I load?

ABBOT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOT: The Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in "office for windows?"

ABBOT: The Word you get when you click the blue W.

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your big W if you don't give me a
straight
answer. Let's forget about words for a minute. What do I need if I
want
to
watch a movie over the Internet?

ABBOT: RealOne.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real movie, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of
your

business. But what do I need to watch it?

ABBOT: RealOne.

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I'll also want to watch reels two,
three
and
four. Can I watch reel four?

ABBOT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great! With what?

ABBOT: RealOne.

COSTELLO: Okay, so I'm sitting at my computer and I want to watch a
movie.

What do I do?

ABBOT: You click the blue 1.

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOT: The blue 1.

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue W?

ABBOT: Of course it is. The blue 1 is RealOne. The blue W is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows!"

ABBOT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.

COSTELLO: It is?

ABBOT: Yes, although to be fair there aren't many other Words left. It
pretty much wiped out all the other Words.

COSTELLO: And that word is the real one?

ABBOT: No. RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn't even
part
of Office.

COSTELLO: Never mind; I don't want to get started with that again. But
I
also need something for bank accounts, loans, and so on. What do you
have to help me track my money?

ABBOT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOT: No, not really. It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What comes bundled with my computer?

ABBOT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes bundled with my computer?

ABBOT: Exactly, no extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer at no extra charge?

How much money do I get?

ABBOT: Just one copy.

COSTELLO: I get a copy of money. Isn't that illegal?

ABBOT: No. We have a license from Microsoft to make copies of Money.

COSTELLO: Microsoft can license you to make money?

ABBOT: Why not? They own it.

COSTELLO: Well, it's great that I'm going to get free money, but I'll
still need to track it. Do you have anything for managing your money?

ABBOT: Managing Your Money? That program disappeared years ago.

COSTELLO: Well, what do you sell in its place?

ABBOT: Money.

COSTELLO: You sell money?

ABBOT: Of course. But if you buy a computer from us, you get it for
free.

COSTELLO: That's all very wonderful, but I'll be running a business.Do
you
have any software for, you know, accounting?

ABBOT: Simply Accounting.

COSTELLO: Probably, but it might get a little complicated.

ABBOT: If you don't want Simply Accounting, you might try M.Y.O.B.

COSTELLO: M.Y.O.B.? What does that stand for?

ABBOT: Mind Your Own Business.

COSTELLO: I beg your pardon?

ABBOT: No, that would be I.B.Y.P. I said M.Y.O.B.

COSTELLO: Look, I just need to do some accounting for my home
business.
You know accounting? You do it with money.

ABBOT: Of course you can do accounting with Money. But you may need
more.

COSTELLO: More money?

ABBOT: More than Money. Money can't do everything.

COSTELLO:: More than Money. Money can't do everything.

COSTELLO: I don't need a sermon! Okay, let's forget about money for
the
moment. I'm worried that my computer might...what's the word? Crash.
And if my computer crashes, what can I use to restore my data?

ABBOT: GoBack.

COSTELLO: Okay. I'm worried about my computer smashing and I need
something to restore my data. What do you recommend?

ABBOT: GoBack.

COSTELLO: How many times do I have to repeat myself?

ABBOT: I've never asked you to repeat yourself. All I said was GoBack.

COSTELLO: How can I go back if I haven't even been anywhere? Okay,
I'll
go back. What do I need to write a proposal?

ABBOT: Word.

COSTELLO: But I'll need lots of words to write a proposal.

ABBOT: No, you only need one Word the Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there's three words in...Oh, never mind.

ABBOT: Hello? Hello? Customers! Why do they always hang up on me? Oh,
well.

Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you?

[Nickatilynx]

Oh Hell! I don't give a darn!


;-))