Would You Fuck Serge in the ass?

[Nickatilynx]

Lets see shall we?

All votes will remain anonomous :)

[Trev]

If the moneys right :yowsa:

[Nickatilynx]

What are you willing to pay?

:yowsa:

A whole new poll there ;-))

[Trev]

tree-fidy

take it or leave it

[Nickatilynx]

tree-fidy


He'll take it!!!!




(((

ahahahahaha one ambition is now off my " to do " list

156 . ) Pimp Serge out.

))))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 05:26 PM
tree-fidy


He'll take it!!!!




(((

ahahahahaha one ambition is now off my " to do " list

156 . ) Pimp Serge out.

))))
Wash him up nd' send him round.


No wait... send him round dirty... yeah dirty! :D

[Nickatilynx]

No wait... send him round dirty... yeah dirty!

ahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[Winetalk.com]

holy cow....!

even split on all questions!
I never seen anything like it
;-)))

[Dravyk]

Nick, you forgot the broomstick option in your poll!

How can you think of Serge and not think of zee broomstick?!?!

Bah! No soup for you!!

[Anthony]

The tie has been broken.

[Brad_wishing]

This is a fun poll.

[Nickatilynx]

How can you think of Serge and not think of zee broomstick?!?!


Just cause thats what you think of , when you think of Serge. ;-)))

You get slightly uncomfortable , and feel yourself flushing .....ya little pervy!!! ;-)))

When I think of Serge , I think of the smell of a fresh mown field as the sun wrests the dew droplets with its warmth and takes the aroma heavenward :)

(Now thats grade "A" bullshit.....for free. Usually when I bullshit , I get paid or laid) ;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Anthony@Oct 10 2003, 11:53 AM
The tie has been broken.
tie - YES,
my ass - NO!
;-)))

..and I don't need no stinking lube!..ask Voodoo!
;-)))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 10 2003, 05:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 10 2003, 05:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Anthony@Oct 10 2003, 11:53 AM
The tie has been broken.
tie - YES,
my ass - NO!
;-)))

..and I don't need no stinking lube!..ask Voodoo!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Shhhh little honey, uncle Trev gonna take good care of ya :yowsa:

[Winetalk.com]

BTW, Nick, I am sure you agree that
"No...too hairy" is actually YES vote, because I can ALWAYS shave it!
I shaved harder objects than that!
;-))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Trev+Oct 10 2003, 11:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Oct 10 2003, 11:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Oct 10 2003, 05:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Anthony@Oct 10 2003, 11:53 AM
The tie has been broken.
tie - YES,
my ass - NO!
;-)))

..and I don't need no stinking lube!..ask Voodoo!
;-)))
Shhhh little honey, uncle Trev gonna take good care of ya :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
I don't need no honey either!

my ass is weet the way it is!

[Nickatilynx]

Shhhh little honey, uncle Trev gonna take good care of ya

ahahahahahahahahahah OK stop it ,Trev.

Now you are kinda weirding me out , and sort of turning me on!!!!

;-))))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 10 2003, 05:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 10 2003, 05:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Trev@Oct 10 2003, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Oct 10 2003, 05:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Anthony@Oct 10 2003, 11:53 AM
The tie has been broken.
tie - YES,
my ass - NO!
;-)))

..and I don't need no stinking lube!..ask Voodoo!
;-)))
Shhhh little honey, uncle Trev gonna take good care of ya :yowsa:
I don't need no honey either!

my ass is weet the way it is![/b][/quote]
Honey?

I'm thinking rocksalt and razor blades :yowsa:

If I doing it I'm doing it good :D

[Nickatilynx]

I shaved harder objects than that!
;-))

Did you find it easier to shave your ass , or webmasters ?

I found webmasters easier ;-)))

My ass is so hairy you could hide a badger in it!

[Nickatilynx]

I don't need no honey either!


Honey makes for more friction though.

Oh yeah!!! ;-))))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Trev+Oct 10 2003, 11:59 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Oct 10 2003, 11:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Oct 10 2003, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by -Trev@Oct 10 2003, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Oct 10 2003, 05:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Anthony@Oct 10 2003, 11:53 AM
The tie has been broken.
tie - YES,
my ass - NO!
;-)))

..and I don't need no stinking lube!..ask Voodoo!
;-)))
Shhhh little honey, uncle Trev gonna take good care of ya :yowsa:
I don't need no honey either!

my ass is weet the way it is!
Honey?

I'm thinking rocksalt and razor blades :yowsa:

If I doing it I'm doing it good :D[/b][/quote]
no, no razor blades...you might scratch your penis and tongue,
"uncle Serge" cares!
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 12:00 PM
I shaved harder objects than that!
;-))

Did you find it easier to shave your ass , or webmasters ?

I found webmasters easier ;-)))

My ass is so hairy you could hide a badger in it!
webmasters, of course!

I especially enjoyed the noises some of them made....
;-)))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 10 2003, 06:01 PM
no, no razor blades...you might scratch your penis and tongue,
"uncle Serge" cares!
;-)))
How the hell am I going to lick my own ass..

oh shit yeah this is about your ass... point taken

:D

[Nickatilynx]

Webmasters ,of course

I especially enjoyed the noises some of them made....
;-)))

Yeah when you and ScottPB DP'ed me , I fucking squealed. ;-)))

But I got accustomed to it (as Chris Rock says) ;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 12:07 PM
Webmasters ,of course

I especially enjoyed the noises some of them made....
;-)))

Yeah when you and ScottPB DP'ed me , I fucking squealed. ;-)))

But I got accustomed to it (as Chris Rock says) ;-)))
Nick, c;mon!

1) we paid you millions for your "ass"

2) you learned something valuable from us which allowed you to be the ass fucker of your own right
;-)))

[Trev]

So lemme get this right here:

Nicks got a million dollar ass and we get to call him an ass fucker!!!


Only on Oprano :wnw:

[Nickatilynx]

Nick, c;mon!

1) we paid you millions for your "ass"

2) you learned something valuable from us which allowed you to be the ass fucker of your own right
;-)))


No argument here :-))))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Trev@Oct 10 2003, 12:12 PM
So lemme get this right here:

Nicks got a million dollar ass and we get to call him an ass fucker!!!


Only on Oprano :wnw:
actually, it was MORE than a mil
;-)))

[Nickatilynx]

Nicks got a million dollar ass and we get to call him an ass fucker!!!


I certainly won't be suing anyone.

Which currently on Oprano puts me in a minority ;-)))

[Shok]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 10 2003, 08:56 AM
BTW, Nick, I am sure you agree that
"No...too hairy" is actually YES vote, because I can ALWAYS shave it!
I shaved harder objects than that!
;-))
*covering my ears* la la la la la la la

[Nickatilynx]

actually, it was MORE than a mil
;-)))

It was more like 5m Canadian ;-)))

I don't mind you saying so , cause the single most important thing you taught me was..."Pay your taxes"

And ,a couple of audits , later , I have :-))))

After all they got Capone for taxes!

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 12:00 PM
My ass is so hairy you could hide a badger in it!
Nick, can't believe you have slipped in the word "minge" yet.

[kath]

This is a trick question - isn't it?

I mean... people have tried to fuck Serge in the ass a few times over the years, only to end up being the "fuckee" instead of the "fucker" - lol

Truly nobody would ever try it again - would they? Not many can withstand the fury of zee broomstick! How many of those wanna-be-fuckers are even still in the biz? :blink:

So no thank you - my answer will be "no" :awinky:

[Nickatilynx]

So no thank you - my answer will be "no"

BULLSHIT!!!! ;-)))

You know ya wanna!!!

;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Kath,
time changes, we change...nothing is static on the net anymore
;-)))

Please don't discourage people, I don't bite....
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 12:25 PM
So no thank you - my answer will be "no"

BULLSHIT!!!! ;-)))

You know ya wanna!!!

;-)))
maybe she is a lesbo and wants Carrie even more????
;-)))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 10 2003, 06:26 PM
I don't bite....
Awww shit!!!

Whats the point then?

[Dravyk]

I've lived to see Kath say "fuckee"! Wooo-wooo!! :rokk:

Please don't discourage people, I don't bite....
Yeah, and T-Rex only took precocious nibbles. :D

[kath]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 10 2003, 09:26 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 10 2003, 09:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 12:25 PM
So no thank you - my answer will be "no"

BULLSHIT!!!! ;-)))

You know ya wanna!!!

;-)))
maybe she is a lesbo and wants Carrie even more????
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Naw.... I just watched you chew up webmasters for breakfast, lunch, dinner and even a midnight snack when I was a newbie. lol I know nothing is static... and you seem to be a "gentler, kinder Serge" today (Suze has been good for you I think), but I still remember their cries on old CONDOM... :cryin:


.....but..... I will admit that maybe a few of us who are too afraid to actually try to be the "fucker" might want to contribute toward that 5m Canadian in our own way.......

Nick - are you selling tickets to folks who just want to watch but not get their "hands dirty" with the actual act??? :groucho:

[kath]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Oct 10 2003, 09:29 AM
I've lived to see Kath say "fuckee"! Wooo-wooo!! :rokk:

Glad I made your day Drav... lol :yowsa:

Yeah... I figured I've been on that end of things long enough in my online "career" to be able to say the word out loud. Things are changing though... I'm nobody's _______ [insert word of choice here: sidekick, bitch, patsy] anymore. :awinky:

[Nickatilynx]

Nick - are you selling tickets to folks who just want to watch but not get their "hands dirty" with the actual act???

Live On pay-per-view.

It could work. :-)

[Trev]

This is getting way out of hand here...

I'm paying tree-fidy no more!

So someone else can pay for the cams

[BradShaw]

It would be an honor, I would even forgo the lube out of respect for my elders.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Oct 10 2003, 01:32 PM
It would be an honor, I would even forgo the lube out of respect for my elders.
do you mind if I sit on you?

I am affraid your weight might damage the merchandise
;_)))

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 10 2003, 10:38 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 10 2003, 10:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--BradShaw@Oct 10 2003, 01:32 PM
It would be an honor, I would even forgo the lube out of respect for my elders.
do you mind if I sit on you?

I am affraid your weight might damage the merchandise
;_)))[/b][/quote]
Youll have to tell KB to move first.

[nlphoto]

It has taken me a *VERY* long time but I have finally learned from my Sensei Serge...


I do *not* want to fuck serge up the ass... I just want to be the one selling

BROOMSTICKS !


:devil:

[spazlabz]

I am the ONLY person who has not seen this glorious ass? I simply cannot vote till i do heh heh

spaz

[gonzo]

Originally posted by spazlabz@Oct 10 2003, 11:56 AM
I am the ONLY person who has not seen this glorious ass? I simply cannot vote till i do heh heh

spaz
Watch out they are going to call you queer or something...

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by nlphoto@Oct 10 2003, 02:46 PM
I do *not* want to fuck serge up the ass... I just want to be the one selling

BROOMSTICKS !
Amen, Photo!!

Who made the most money out of the Gold Rush of 1849??

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

A company with an ancillary product line.

Some little guy who made and sold the miners more rugged pants.

... And 154 years later, Levi's is still here and making the $$$!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by nlphoto@Oct 10 2003, 02:46 PM
It has taken me a *VERY* long time but I have finally learned from my Sensei Serge...


I do *not* want to fuck serge up the ass... I just want to be the one selling

BROOMSTICKS !


:devil:
hahahahhaha!
seems like I did teach people SOMETHING useful
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by spazlabz@Oct 10 2003, 02:56 PM
I am the ONLY person who has not seen this glorious ass? I simply cannot vote till i do heh heh

spaz
hmmm...seems like you are an overwhelming minority
;-)))

[grogan]

Negative.

[Nickatilynx]

Poll choices Votes Statistics
Yes 2 [9.52%]
Yes , preferably without lube 3 [14.29%]
Yes , with a strap on 3 [14.29%]
No...too hairy 7 [33.33%]
No ..Carrie tired me out 6 [28.57%]


Just got back from golf.....

and I see 8 will one way or another

7 claim it is to hairy
and 6 claim Carrie tired them out.

YOU FUCKING PACK OF BULLSHITTING LIARS!!!!! ;-))))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Oct 10 2003, 03:12 PM

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 06:11 PM
Poll choices Votes Statistics
Yes 2 [9.52%]
Yes , preferably without lube 3 [14.29%]
Yes , with a strap on 3 [14.29%]
No...too hairy 7 [33.33%]
No ..Carrie tired me out 6 [28.57%]


Just got back from golf.....

and I see 8 will one way or another

7 claim it is to hairy
and 6 claim Carrie tired them out.

YOU FUCKING PACK OF BULLSHITTING LIARS!!!!! ;-))))
...and HOMOPHOBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[Nickatilynx]

I agree with you that saying "because its too hairy" means they would if it was shaved.

So that gives us 15 fudge packers confirmed , Serge. Whom in the right circumstances would sodomise you , in some manner.

So that leaves 6 bum bandits that claim to be too tired as a result of Carrie.

We DO know one thing about the voters...they all like ass. :-)))

Now :

I want to hear which 6 bastards are tired from fucking Carrie in the ass!

;-)))

I'd like to hear from Carrie too on this matter!


( Do you think I'm getting to anal retentive on this ? )


;-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Oct 10 2003, 05:01 PM

[Dravyk]

Nick, are you saying you want a Recall Election?

Beware, Arnold may win. :yowsa:

[Carrie]

"No... Carrie tired me out"
OMFG!!!!
I just laughed so hard and so loud I woke the kids up!!!!!

[Nickatilynx]

So which 6 are they , Carrie? ;-))))

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Oct 10 2003, 08:24 PM
Nick, are you saying you want a Recall Election?

Beware, Arnold may win. :yowsa:
Ahhnold is NOT getting NEAR my ass!!! (Unless he's just groping)

Nick, I cannot comment... I don't DP and tell ;)
At least, that's what the video contract says, and I'm sticking to it!



(Reading through this thread literally brought tears to my eyes...)

[Nickatilynx]

(Reading through this thread literally brought tears to my eyes...)

Think how Serge feels!!! ;-))) No lube is an option.


I might have a new poll.....

Who would you rather sodomise :

1.) Serge
2.) Carrie
3.) Arnold
4.) MikeAI (I'm told he is the only one still a virgin!!! ) :yowsa:


;-))))

p.s ... I'm willing , in fact enthusiastic , please wire 5 mills :)

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 09:01 PM
p.s ... I'm willing , in fact enthusiastic , please wire 5 mills :)
DONE!
http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill1.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill2.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill3.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill4.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill5.jpg

There's my 5 mills... let's have at it ;-))))



Last edited by Carrie at Oct 10 2003, 09:15 PM

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 09:01 PM
Who would you rather sodomise :

1.) Serge
2.) Carrie
3.) Arnold
4.) MikeAI (I'm told he is the only one still a virgin!!! ) :yowsa:

I don't think anyone would want number 3.

Zee Terminator would reep your deek off with hees massive asscular musclez!!

[Nickatilynx]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

FUCK!!!!

Oh wells , A deals a deal!

When can you come to Vancouver for sodomy?

We can work out the who does what to whom upon arrival!

:yowsa:

[Carrie]

Dravyk your accent is turning me on.

[Nickatilynx]

I don't think anyone would want number 3.

Zee Terminator would reep your deek off with hees massive asscular musclez!!


I'm willing to risk it :)

Headline: "" Back Door Politics - I fucked Arnold in the Ass ""

gotta be worth a couple of M-i-l-l-i-o-n-s (for Carries benefit)

;-))

[Dravyk]

I'm willing to risk it

Headline: "" Back Door Politics - I fucked Arnold in the Ass ""

gotta be worth a couple of M-i-l-l-i-o-n-s
Ah, what you won't do for money!

... Knew there was something I liked about you!

Dravyk your accent is turning me on.
Carrie, so, you'd hit it? :awinky:

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Carrie+Oct 10 2003, 06:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carrie @ Oct 10 2003, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 09:01 PM
p.s ... I'm willing , in fact enthusiastic , please wire 5 mills :)
DONE!
http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill1.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill2.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill3.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill4.jpg http://www.gotkinky.com/neatpics/mill5.jpg

There's my 5 mills... let's have at it ;-))))[/b][/quote]
Oh my, that even makes me smile.

[Nickatilynx]

Dravyk,

I'd do YOU , if the money was right! ;-)))

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 10 2003, 09:40 PM
I'd do YOU , if the money was right! ;-)))
Would you do Kaiser? :rolleyes:

[Nickatilynx]

I think he's already been fucked :)

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Oct 10 2003, 09:33 PM
I'm willing to risk it

Headline: "" Back Door Politics - I fucked Arnold in the Ass ""

gotta be worth a couple of M-i-l-l-i-o-n-s
Ah, what you won't do for money!

... Knew there was something I liked about you!

Dravyk your accent is turning me on.
Carrie, so, you'd hit it? :awinky:
As a famous bulbous-nosed politician might say... "It depends on what the definition of 'it' is..."

Besides, after tiring out currently 8 people here on Oprano, and having a date with Nick, I'm not quite sure I'll have the energy left to hit anything else anytime soon... especially the toilet!

[Carrie]

Seriously though, with all of the action that my virtual ass has been getting in the last 24 hours, I think it deserves an honorary spot as Asshole of the Month :P

[Nickatilynx]

I think it deserves an honorary spot as Asshole of the Month

:okthumb:

LOL

[Nickatilynx]

and having a date with Nick,

Oh come on!!!!!

Meat and Aga must have said to you at some time :

"Look out for Nick , he'll fuck ya!"

:yowsa:

ahahahahahaha

;-))))

They were right ;-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Oct 10 2003, 07:19 PM

[Carrie]

In that case, since I've paid for the privilege, would it technically be a double-fucking? :awinky:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Carrie@Oct 10 2003, 07:11 PM
Seriously though, with all of the action that my virtual ass has been getting in the last 24 hours, I think it deserves an honorary spot as Asshole of the Month :P
Ill bring the trophy to Vegas...you just bring the ass. Ill make sure its properly mounted.

[PeerPatrick]

...he already owes me from gammon tonight :inlove:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by PeerPatrick@Oct 12 2003, 11:32 PM
...he already owes me from gammon tonight :inlove:
so? when will you take delivery? My ass is waiting
;-)))

[voodooman]

I fucked him.

[gregtx]

nope... i'm a bottom too :awinky: