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Almighty Colin
10-02-2003, 12:19 PM
WASHINGTON DC (AP) -- In a surprise announcement, Washington announced today that the word "black" has been banned from the English language. No additional information was available.

In a related story, the Spanish flag will no longer be permitted to be flown at any event in Texas. This is to show sensitivity to any peoples that may have been wronged by Pineda or any of the adventurers that followed him.

French flags are still permitted. To make your own, cut a bedsheet into a square.
Vick
10-02-2003, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Colin@Oct 2 2003, 11:27 AM
French flags are still permitted
as emergency toilet paper?
voodooman
10-02-2003, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by Vick+Oct 2 2003, 10:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Oct 2 2003, 10:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Colin@Oct 2 2003, 11:27 AM
French flags are still permitted
as emergency toilet paper?[/b][/quote]
Emergency?

I would use it as primary.

:salute:
Mike AI
10-02-2003, 12:46 PM
Political Correctness is a bigger threat to the US then Al Quada....
Winetalk.com
10-02-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Mike AI@Oct 2 2003, 11:54 AM
Political Correctness is a bigger threat to the US then Al Quada....
ditto!

The enemy within....