How to make Chess

[Vick]

With the discussion going on about Football and Chess I had a great idea to make Chess a exciting Spectator Sport

It's your move
http://www.nofreeporn.com/chess.jpg
:P

[voodooman]

Now thats what I call, Check Mate!!!

[Almighty Colin]

It's good to be King.

[Winetalk.com]

there is only ONE way to have Chess as exciting sport -
play the game...
;-))

I do....

http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded//_08871B1B_chess.gif

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 08:59 AM
there is only ONE way to have Chess as exciting sport -
play the game...
;-))

I do....

http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded//_08871B1B_chess.gif
With that horse looking on, this could turn into beastiality at any
moment.

:-))

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Originally posted by voodooman+Sep 8 2003, 10:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Sep 8 2003, 10:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 08:59 AM
there is only ONE way to have Chess as exciting sport -
play the game...
;-))

I do....

http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded//_08871B1B_chess.gif
With that horse looking on, this could turn into beastiality at any
moment.

:-))[/b][/quote]
bestiality...what a passe..remember goats?
;-)))

[Vick]

En Passant - is that when one moves a goat two squares forward to try to avoid capture by the opponent's goat? :D

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Sep 8 2003, 09:08 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Sep 8 2003, 09:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 10:02 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 08:59 AM
there is only ONE way to have Chess as exciting sport -
play the game...
;-))

I do....

http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded//_08871B1B_chess.gif
With that horse looking on, this could turn into beastiality at any
moment.

:-))
bestiality...what a passe..remember goats?
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Goats?

Thats not beasitality, thats just plain fucking insane.

:yowsa:

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sorry, voodoo, I forgot you only eat cows....and ocassionally bulls
;-)))

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 09:30 AM
sorry, voodoo, I forgot you only eat cows....and ocassionally bulls
;-)))
Beef, its whats for dinner.

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Originally posted by voodooman+Sep 8 2003, 10:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Sep 8 2003, 10:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 09:30 AM
sorry, voodoo, I forgot you only eat cows....and ocassionally bulls
;-)))
Beef, its whats for dinner.[/b][/quote]
you can call it anyway you want,
there is a reason some ladies call it "meat"
;-)))

[voodooman]

I dont know much about women.

:(

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Originally posted by voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 10:49 AM
I dont know much about women.

:(
voodoo, it's the same word in gay slang....
;-)))

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Sep 8 2003, 09:51 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Sep 8 2003, 09:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 10:49 AM
I dont know much about women.

:(
voodoo, it's the same word in gay slang....
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Well, Im sorry, but I dont understand a word your saying.

:D

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Originally posted by voodooman+Sep 8 2003, 11:03 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Sep 8 2003, 11:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Sep 8 2003, 09:51 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 10:49 AM
I dont know much about women.

:(
voodoo, it's the same word in gay slang....
;-)))
Well, Im sorry, but I dont understand a word your saying.

:D[/b][/quote]
Voodoo, in English,
gay=happy
;-)))

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Vick@Sep 8 2003, 10:14 AM
En Passant - is that when one moves a goat two squares forward to try to avoid capture by the opponent's goat? :D
*I* thought it was funny, Vick ;-)

[Vick]

Thanks, I was actually throwing Serge a straight line (something about getting behind the goats and taking it after after moving) he he he

[Dravyk]

Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.

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Originally posted by Colin+Sep 8 2003, 12:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Sep 8 2003, 12:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Sep 8 2003, 10:14 AM
En Passant - is that when one moves a goat two squares forward to try to avoid capture by the opponent's goat? :D
*I* thought it was funny, Vick ;-)[/b][/quote]
so did LL
;-)))

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Sep 8 2003, 12:29 PM
Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.
Hell, let's stick to the basics and drop the pretense of the chessboard and pieces.

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Colin+Sep 8 2003, 11:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Sep 8 2003, 11:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk@Sep 8 2003, 12:29 PM
Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.
Hell, let's stick to the basics and drop the pretense of the chessboard and pieces.[/b][/quote]
Isnt it just sex at that point?

:agrin:

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by voodooman+Sep 8 2003, 12:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Sep 8 2003, 12:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Colin@Sep 8 2003, 11:42 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk@Sep 8 2003, 12:29 PM
Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.
Hell, let's stick to the basics and drop the pretense of the chessboard and pieces.
Isnt it just sex at that point?

:agrin:[/b][/quote]
Two words. Donkey Punch.

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Colin+Sep 8 2003, 11:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Sep 8 2003, 11:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by -Colin@Sep 8 2003, 11:42 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk@Sep 8 2003, 12:29 PM
Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.
Hell, let's stick to the basics and drop the pretense of the chessboard and pieces.
Isnt it just sex at that point?

:agrin:
Two words. Donkey Punch.[/b][/quote]
hahaha, never tried it, but I hear it she never forgets you.

:lol:

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by voodooman+Sep 8 2003, 01:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Sep 8 2003, 01:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Colin@Sep 8 2003, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by -voodooman@Sep 8 2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by -Colin@Sep 8 2003, 11:42 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk@Sep 8 2003, 12:29 PM
Or you could always make chess more exciting by playing the Russell Crowe version.

... Everytime you take an opponent's piece you get to punch him in the face.
Hell, let's stick to the basics and drop the pretense of the chessboard and pieces.
Isnt it just sex at that point?

:agrin:
Two words. Donkey Punch.
hahaha, never tried it, but I hear it she never forgets you.

:lol:[/b][/quote]
...and isn't that REALLY what sex with random strangers in all about anyways?