Brad, GFY banned me, too!

[confucy]

Lensman hates me. I was on GFY defending Brad, and telling Ampute what I thought of him for banning Brad, and BANG! No warning, just BANNED. Have I set a record with the big guys? Netpond - Oprano - GFY!

It must be my wonderful warm board personality. I thought when you were banned at GFY, you could still enter and be an observer. Nope! When Lensman bans, he really kicks your ass.

I wonder if I will go through GFY withdrawal pains. :rokk:

[Timon]

It's easy to get banned on GFY.

Just try to make sense or reason with anyone and BAM! ;-(

[Mike AI]

Its an orgy of banning.....


http://www.teamnattyice.com/gallery_humor/miscimages/97.jpg

[confucy]

I can picture the smaller boards being more sensitive to your posts, but how can GFY claim to be such a fun open board, and then take everything to heart? And with a name like GOFUCKYOURSELF !

I really thought Lensman was a pretty fair guy. Wrong! He can't take criticism when the critical remarks are true. He has been deleting entire threads and deleting FUBAR pictures. He has been banning people who I think are innocent. He was one of the party givers in Hollywood Internext where pissing and rather gross actions took place.

He should own up to the charges. Lensman is not above the rest of us. He told me that EVERYONE tells him GFY is number one! We are all number one in our minds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JR]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 21 2003, 10:27 PM
I can picture the smaller boards being more sensitive to your posts, but how can GFY claim to be such a fun open board, and then take everything to heart? And with a name like GOFUCKYOURSELF !

I really thought Lensman was a pretty fair guy. Wrong! He can't take criticism when the critical remarks are true. He has been deleting entire threads and deleting FUBAR pictures. He has been banning people who I think are innocent. He was one of the party givers in Hollywood Internext where pissing and rather gross actions took place.

He should own up to the charges. Lensman is not above the rest of us. He told me that EVERYONE tells him GFY is number one! We are all number one in our minds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*yawn* - all this from a failed, fat, psycho, over the hill stalker, full of hatred and driven by an evil that we all have been struggling to comprehend as you make the most viscious attacks against people you know nothing about.

why anyone would ban you is beyond me.
:rolleyes:

[Julene]

You forgot this emote, Confucy


:heil:

[confucy]

JR, you know nothing about me. You haven't liked me from day one. Nobody is as bitter as you are. You aren't happy unless you are attacking someone on a personal level. The only thing you have done that has been funny is to play in photoshop. But I was told that what we see isn't your work, but that of those you pay. That leaves me with nothing good to say about you.

I may have deserved to have been banned here because I did what I'm accusing you of doing, I got personal. On Netpond and GFY, I was defending others and got banned.

I won't lose any sleep. :agrin:

[JR]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 12:14 AM
JR, you know nothing about me. You haven't liked me from day one. Nobody is as bitter as you are. You aren't happy unless you are attacking someone on a personal level. The only thing you have done that has been funny is to play in photoshop. But I was told that what we see isn't your work, but that of those you pay. That leaves me with nothing good to say about you.

i know enough about you to know what you are... your a psychopath full of bitterness, hatred and rage. you are everything you hate in others. thats has to be a weird place to be in life.

[confucy]

Mike, I have seen you and Serge say some very harsh words to people on GFY. KB and Brad get very personal. FM doesn't take crap from anyone. He slings a lot of dirt when he gets angry. Brad is tearing up the place with his actions on GFY. Attacks are the norm.

Lensman said he was tired of my nagging. I never started new threads yelling at anyone. I added a few comments along the way regarding the way AmputateYourHead was conducting himself as a moderator. He must be in bed with Lensman because there is no way the two of them can justify the way Amputate acts. I have never seen such an out-of-control moderator. Amputate gets drunk and high on drugs and goes on 24-hour hate binges and then he tells me I'm angry. I'm not angry. I'm disappointed in the management of GoFuckYourself. As the number one pornboard in traffic, I feel they have an obligation to be FAIR. If I can't trust Lensman as a board owner because he is hot and cold, then how can I trust him as a businessman?

What the hell happened to, "Your word is your bond?"

[JR]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 12:35 AM
I'm not angry.
:rolleyes:

[confucy]

JR, for once, I'm going to hold back most of my thoughts about you.

You like to stir up shit. You are a very weak diabolical man. I'm so sorry you are unhappy. If you ever get to Los Angeles, give me a call. I will introduce you to the head of the UCLA Psycho Ward.

[JR]

ok.

[confucy]

That's more like it. You can find my number by doing a whois search. I will hold your hand and guide you to a new life...away from the boards...away from porn. You can meet Luke while you are here and he will sprinkle some holy water on your wrinkled brow. :okthumb:

[JR]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 12:46 AM
That's more like it. You can find my number by doing a whois search. I will hold your hand and guide you to a new life...away from the boards...away from porn. You can meet Luke while you are here and he will sprinkle some holy water on your wrinkled brow. :okthumb:
its ok. i can find your number by looking up restraining orders orders also.

[confucy]

JR, I wish I could add to your sordid view of me. My daddy was a policeman and I was brought up to be a good girl. No restraining orders! No stalking! No fat bodies in my family! High IQ's!

I thought you had more original thoughts than you are showing. Aren't you tired of the same boring attacks you have been making for two years? Should I start a poll to get you some fresh ideas?

Stop playing games with my thread.

If you don't have something to say about the unfair treatment webmasters are receiving on GFY, then move on and start your own thread. :cryin:

[JR]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 01:23 AM


Stop playing games with my thread.

ok.

[confucy]

I like your little monkey face. Why not create something for me with your photoshop play tools. No pics of old fat women! We have been there...done that routine. No witches with guns! No bodybuilding females! No symbols for mass destruction.

A nice sweet angelic face with some wings would be nice.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 03:35 AM
Mike, I have seen you and Serge say some very harsh words to people on GFY. KB and Brad get very personal. FM doesn't take crap from anyone. He slings a lot of dirt when he gets angry. Brad is tearing up the place with his actions on GFY. Attacks are the norm.


confucy,
and what all of the above have in common??????

They all follow the postulate of life stipulated by Tony Montana:
"First you get the money, than you get the power, than you get the girl"

Doing it in reverse never works.....unless of course Arnold becomes the Governor, be able to say:
first I got the money, than I got the girl, than I got the power.

If you wanna be successful in getting "the girl",
along with the rest of humanity,
MONEY and POWER are ingridients you can't do without.

[confucy]

You are probably having your morning coffee, but it is 3 AM on the west coast and I'm going to bed. Thanks for playing.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 04:33 AM
You are probably having your morning coffee, but it is 3 AM on the west coast and I'm going to bed. Thanks for playing.
oh my,
now I have "put confucy to bed" under my belt of achievements
;-)))

[confucy]

Serge, I'm a little sleepy, so I'm having trouble following your thoughts. I understand the money - power - girl logic, but what does it have to do with my being banned by Lensman? I thought he liked me. It wasn't amputate who shot me down, it was the big bad owner!

Are you saying that if I could prove I had lots of money and power that I would be treated with some respect?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 04:39 AM
Serge, I'm a little sleepy, so I'm having trouble following your thoughts. I understand the money - power - girl logic, but what does it have to do with my being banned by Lensman? I thought he liked me. It wasn't amputate who shot me down, it was the big bad owner!

Are you saying that if I could prove I had lots of money and power that I would be treated with some respect?
not really...
money and power do NOT buy respect,
but make fucking with the world much more easier
;-)))

...even suicide bombers get paid first
;-)))

and who pays them?

"money and powers"

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 04:39 AM
Serge, I'm a little sleepy,
I wish we could sleep together,
but the time zone difference prevents it from happening
;-))

[JR]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 01:30 AM
I like your little monkey face. Why not create something for me with your photoshop play tools. No pics of old fat women! We have been there...done that routine. No witches with guns! No bodybuilding females! No symbols for mass destruction.

A nice sweet angelic face with some wings would be nice.
feel free to resize it.

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/confucy_avatar.jpg

[confucy]

All I know is that I need a break from computers and boards. Last week I was hit by hackers, got the blaster worm, and had my credit card used on the internet by hackers. This week I have been warned by one board to shut up, and another one banned me.

The *signs* are flashing...seek peace!

[confucy]

JR, that's the nicest thing you have ever given me.

Thanks. :wnw:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 04:55 AM
All I know is that I need a break from computers and boards. Last week I was hit by hackers, got the blaster worm, and had my credit card used on the internet by hackers. This week I have been warned by one board to shut up, and another one banned me.

The *signs* are flashing...seek peace!
peace is good...
;-))
I use peace to prepare for next war
;-)))

[confucy]

Serge, do I have to get my new monkey avatar approved by you and Mike? It's pretty scary. I've always wanted big breasts. Now I have my own private weapons of mass destruction.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 05:06 AM
Serge, do I have to get my new monkey avatar approved by you and Mike? It's pretty scary. I've always wanted big breasts. Now I have my own private weapons of mass destruction.
no, you don't,
we here all consenting adults and you can use any avatar you want, as long as
"the size is right" and I am not talking about breasts
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

BTW,
I e-mailed you the smaller version
;_)

[Vick]

GFY is not the top adult webmaster board - only in number of posts

Oprano is the top adult webmaster board in terms of intellect, wit, per capita net income, net worth of regular posters and prowess of football prognosticators

Where would you rather be a member/regular poster?

[BradShaw]

I started to think that lens was maturing, but I guess I was wrong. Sometimes, he has Ron Levi syndrome.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Vick@Aug 22 2003, 01:39 PM
GFY is not the top adult webmaster board - only in number of posts

Oprano is the top adult webmaster board in terms of intellect, wit, per capita net income, net worth of regular posters and prowess of football prognosticators

Where would you rather be a member/regular poster?
Well said :okthumb:


post that on GFY and see how many say "duh... whasat mean?"

[confucy]

Vick, let's face it...we all go to GFY. I have nothing against any of the board users there or anywhere. The owners and their moderators set the tone. Lensman must be suffering from an ingrown hair or something.

I even told Amputate that I kinda liked him when he wasn't a mod. Lensman is so intent on keeping the *young ones* on his board, that he probably directed Amputate to be an idiot.

My mistake was bitching about Lensman, thinking he would never bother to read my comments. He must have built-in radar. Serge use to tell me that I could say anything about him, but leave his close friends and family out of it. I don't even know if Lensman is married. I believe he lives in the Sacramento area. I know about his cars and toys. I know he has a sexy t-shirt that I earned and never received. He gives good parties. That's about it. Oh yes! He has a moderator who is out of control. :gbounce:

[Mike AI]

I thought Lensman was maturing as well. Some people have a hard time handling criticism.... Bottom line though is, it is his board, he can run it how he sees fit.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Aug 22 2003, 10:31 AM
I started to think that lens was maturing, but I guess I was wrong. Sometimes, he has Ron Levi syndrome.
Ron Levi sent me $100,000 check,
Lens can't squeeze $1 check,
Ron Levi he is not....

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Aug 22 2003, 11:31 AM
I thought Lensman was maturing as well. Some people have a hard time handling criticism.... Bottom line though is, it is his board, he can run it how he sees fit.
yeap, and I banned AmputateBoneprone here too!
;-))

[confucy]

Mike, so true. It is his board. He is the top dog and he and his gang have made GFY as popular as it is, and I give him credit for that.

[Vick]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 11:30 AM
Vick, let's face it...we all go to GFY.
Confucy - yes on occasion most of us do

But I have to say there is a huge difference between the average Oprano poster and the average GYF poster - a lot of it has to do with intellect and deportment

Just look at the titles of some of the threads

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 11:30 AM
I don't even know if Lensman is married. I believe he lives in the Sacramento area.
ask papa!
I have files on everybody
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

...including you and your next of kin
;-))))

[confucy]

If I ask papa, will I get answers? No, I'll have to run back to my buddy Luke for the scoop. I love archives.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 11:42 AM
If I ask papa, will I get answers?
of course!
we are in the "Informations BUSINESS",
we sell answers....

I gotta support my traveling habit somehow
;-)))

[confucy]

Serge, you have become the internet porn historian. You look too young to know so much. It must be the Russian genes. I loved that picture of you, grimm (don't know him), Lee and others on that panel. It must have been five years ago. People in porn who have been around since the mid 90's are still young, yet they are talked about as though they are the grandfathers and grandmothers of the industry. ONLY IN PORN!!!!

I admire Larry Flynt more than all the candidates running for Governor in Calif. Now, he is a true porn pioneer. :okthumb:

[Winetalk.com]

I don't put Luke down,
but....
with him, you always get what you pay for, his accuracy is much to be desired.

When I was digging for info on Lensman,
I got it from people who used to be his right hand men back in a day....
which makes it 200% ACCURATE

[confucy]

Yes, but Luke shares what he knows.

You store away your information and keep it private until there is a damn good reason to use it. You and Lensman are friends. The little acorns you know about Big L will remain stored away in a safe in the swamp land of Florida. :unsure:

[Winetalk.com]

C, storing people in the swamps of Florida is ILLEGAL and I don't do it anymore
;-)))

Lens and me are not friends,
friends don't owe friends checks they lost in bets!

[LadyMischief]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 01:39 AM
Serge, I'm a little sleepy, so I'm having trouble following your thoughts. I understand the money - power - girl logic, but what does it have to do with my being banned by Lensman? I thought he liked me. It wasn't amputate who shot me down, it was the big bad owner!

Are you saying that if I could prove I had lots of money and power that I would be treated with some respect?
I think perhaps it's because you're a nobody and... this may come as a HUGE surprise to you, but NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHAT YOU SAY OR THINK. Lensman has money, power, and whatever else he wants, and he doesn't HAVE to listen to you or your ilk if he doesn't want to.. He has NO OBLIGATION to you, and he has no reason to give you any respect or noteriety, as much as you would like to believe in your little fairy tale world. Seek professional help. Do not pass go. Do not collect $100. SEE A FUCKING SHRINK.

[LadyMischief]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Aug 22 2003, 08:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Aug 22 2003, 08:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--confucy@Aug 22 2003, 11:30 AM
I don't even know if Lensman is married. I believe he lives in the Sacramento area.
ask papa!
I have files on everybody
;-)))[/b][/quote]
My file is beat material, isn't it, Serge? :P

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by LadyMischief@Aug 22 2003, 12:24 PM
Lensman has money, power,
..but did he get "the girl"???

I bet you do not know
;-))))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by LadyMischief+Aug 22 2003, 12:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LadyMischief @ Aug 22 2003, 12:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Aug 22 2003, 08:37 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--confucy@Aug 22 2003, 11:30 AM
I don't even know if Lensman is married. I believe he lives in the Sacramento area.
ask papa!
I have files on everybody
;-)))
My file is beat material, isn't it, Serge? :P[/b][/quote]
after you give birth,
I'll add a new chapter
;-)))

[Cassie]

Originally posted by Vick@Aug 22 2003, 08:39 AM
GFY is not the top adult webmaster board - only in number of posts

Oprano is the top adult webmaster board in terms of intellect, wit, per capita net income, net worth of regular posters and prowess of football prognosticators

Where would you rather be a member/regular poster?
that i can definitely agree with. i have been reading this board just as long as gfy and i am perplexed by the massive swing in online personalities. i guess i have always thought (as i have carried through live) to be yourself, never be fake, no matter where you are (in public, at work, at home, and online). being who you are all the time will never come and bite you in the ass.

maybe i am wrong, but i never felt or read the keyboard toughguy syndrome on this board. it's always been comparatively mellow and straight forward.

i was talking to my lawyer the other day and he said that within the next 2 years, the adult, online, biz will be the way it was back in 96. i am assuming by that comment, he was referring to the professionalism and dedication we all had at that time. and of course the money from that time wouldn't hurt either :) maybe by that time, we will see the extreme swing of personalities disappear and people in this business conducting themselves as so.

just my 2 cents......

[confucy]

Lady Mischief, you ain't no lady! Are you my evil twin?

Are you pissed that you didn't get the Oprano Webmaster position? What the fuck is your problem? I never claimed to be anybody. I am just one of thousands of people you find on the internet looking for love in all the wrong places.

I'm glad you have come forward to voice your opinion about me. I don't know you, but I have read your posts on GFY, and it doesn't seem like you are a *somebody* either. I guess we are just too nobodys who appear to be angry.

Have a nice day. :inlove:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 22 2003, 10:17 AM
Lady Mischief, you ain't no lady! Are you my evil twin?

Are you pissed that you didn't get the Oprano Webmaster position? What the fuck is your problem? I never claimed to be anybody. I am just one of thousands of people you find on the internet looking for love in all the wrong places.

I'm glad you have come forward to voice your opinion about me. I don't know you, but I have read your posts on GFY, and it doesn't seem like you are a *somebody* either. I guess we are just too nobodys who appear to be angry.

Have a nice day. :inlove:
DOS Tip--

Claim your a newbie.

It seems to work for me. And I bet it might for you too!

[confucy]

Gonzo, good idea, but there is one person I really dislike who has attached (advanced newbie) to her name. I lost the desire to ever use the word newbie again relating to myself after dealing with this bitch of a person. :headwall:

[Carrie]

Gee, I wonder who that could be? Hmmm...

*sighs*
What I was *going* to post, before seeing that, was...
Confucy, in all seriousness, I think that Lensman banned you not because of what you were saying at the time, but because of the time you were saying it.
He was already pissed off from Amp going overboard with his power and banning Brad (I would have loved to have heard *that* phone call), and he was getting more pissed as Brad wasn't coming back to post. Let's face it, Brad brings pageviews - lots of 'em, and the longer he stays away, the more $$ Lensman loses.

You were digging into Amp, who had already been in a position of having to be spanked down once that evening, and were getting Amp riled up again.
I think Lensman was just majorly pissed off to begin with and your comments hit at the wrong time, plus he was wanting things to calm down a bit after what had just happened and it was starting to look like Amp was going to turn around for a second "show of power".

Bad timing is all I think it was, honestly.

[*KK*]

I just have to ask, does it matter?

[gonzo]

Originally posted by *KK*@Aug 22 2003, 08:10 PM
I just have to ask, does it matter?
Careful ...I get all excited if she starts talking about how happy you get when everyone is kissing kimmy kim ass....either than or shell break out the mink coat....

[jimmyf]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Aug 22 2003, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Aug 22 2003, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--LadyMischief@Aug 22 2003, 12:24 PM
Lensman has money, power,
..but did he get "the girl"???

I bet you do not know
;-))))[/b][/quote]
bet i do

[confucy]

Carrie, thank you for the explanation. I didn't know whether Amp was serious or not about banning Brad. I really didn't care. I was just being bitchy to see if I would get a response from Lensman. I don't know him or Amputate. They probably work well together because I believe users will post if they see Amputate's name.

The reason I have been giving you a bad time is because I never understood why you didn't say something about me and Lee being banned from Netpond. Hell, we didn't do anything wrong. Lee announced her article. I mentioned it in one of my posts and congratulated her. The next thing I knew, Aga was changing my post to make it sound negative regarding Lee. I called him on it, and he banned the two of us.

What about the two years that I posted 100% on Netpond? I was even given a special code to use so the confucy immitators would be blocked. What about all the time Lee worked for Netpond and advertised their board wherever she went? Don't all the good times far outweigh the bad? I was actually hurt about that ban because I didn't fucking deserve it. I pushed buttons with Serge and Lensman, so I really can't defend myself regarding their actions.

Carrie, you didn't speak up for me and Lee. You are as outspoken as we are, and probably more so because you post more than we do, especially on Netpond. I think you were happy to see us get kicked out. You never hesitate to say what you think. I was waiting for you to come forward and say in the open that we shouldn't have been banned. You didn't.

So Kimmy, life goes on! This Kim is just tired of the board bullshit, the favoritism, the good old boy politics. Either you are in the club or you aren't. As Lady Mischief so politely put it, I'M A FUCKING NOBODY. Well, even nobodys deserve a break now and then.

[shawcutie]

I think we all need to give Confucy a hug. I will go first, JR your next...

:inlove:

[confucy]

ShawCutie, hugs back to you. I don't need a hug from JR, but I could use his graphics' skills. And if I were as skilled as the hackers who hacked me, I wouldn't have to worry about being banned because I could unban myself. :bulb1:

[*KK*]

wow confucy, I just have to say, I liked you much better when you were bitching instead of whining.

Nothing personal really, just a comment.

[confucy]

KK, I agree. Whining is not a pretty picture!

I need a vacation. I usually only bore my closest friends with my *poor me* moods! :zzz:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 23 2003, 03:28 PM
KK, I agree. Whining is not a pretty picture!

I need a vacation. I usually only bore my closest friends with my *poor me* moods! :zzz:
If you take a vacation in Atlanta let me know and Ill get you the special Kimmy Kim make over.

Of course you have to supply your own pearl necklace. I aint got enough viagra.

[Lensman]

Confucy, aka MicroChick, it seems that all you can do on GFY is bitch and whine about GFY. If I invited you to my place and all you did was bitch and whine, I wouldn't invite you back.

I took your shit for a while, but you didn't stop. So I threw you out. I was a great decision. A GFY account is not a god-given right.

Get over it.

[confucy]

Lensman, I have a tendency to push the limits. On smaller boards, I am spotted immediately. GFY is so big that I felt I was talking to myself because I'm not a big poster. Your board is jam-packed with much bigger whiners and complainers than myself. I must have hit some nerves with you and Amputate or you would have written me off as just another user having a tantrum and ignored me.

It is your board, and I apologize for being rude to you in your home. :wnw:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 24 2003, 09:15 AM
Lensman, I have a tendency to push the limits. On smaller boards, I am spotted immediately. GFY is so big that I felt I was talking to myself because I'm not a big poster. Your board is jam-packed with much bigger whiners and complainers than myself. I must have hit some nerves with you and Amputate or you would have written me off as just another user having a tantrum and ignored me.

It is your board, and I apologize for being rude to you in your home. :wnw:
Yet another DOS Tip

Farting in someone elses house is not considered proper behavior..

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo@Aug 24 2003, 01:27 PM
Farting in someone elses house is not considered proper behavior..
How about peeing on their floor? :rolleyes:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Peaches+Aug 24 2003, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Aug 24 2003, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Aug 24 2003, 01:27 PM
Farting in someone elses house is not considered proper behavior..
How about peeing on their floor? :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
Only acceptable if you hit the "slop jar".

Im sure youve seen em in Na Ga.

[confucy]

Gonzo, I didn't do it! I never pee on carpeting nor fart in sacred places like GFY!

Okay, I do amit to one thing. I had a bet with a webmaster whose name I can't repeat. He bet me that I couldn't get Lensman's attention. He said Lensman wouldn't ban a female. I bet him I could get Lensman to ban me. I never thought about what I would do if I won the bet.

Lensman, if I clean the piss off the floors of the boat you rented in Hollywood, will you allow me to come back?

:bjump:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 24 2003, 11:35 AM
Gonzo, I didn't do it! I never pee on carpeting nor fart in sacred places like GFY!

Okay, I do amit to one thing. I had a bet with a webmaster whose name I can't repeat. He bet me that I couldn't get Lensman's attention. He said Lensman wouldn't ban a female. I bet him I could get Lensman to ban me. I never thought about what I would do if I won the bet.

Lensman, if I clean the piss off the floors of the boat you rented in Hollywood, will you allow me to come back?

:bjump:
Kayla did...and you wont believe the reality clip Ive hired her to shoot when shes next in Atlanta.


Hell Ill make you the same offer and you can even bring Persian Kitty to watch your back...

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo@Aug 24 2003, 10:25 PM
Kayla did...and you wont believe the reality clip Ive hired her to shoot when shes next in Atlanta.
This better not have anything to do with you, HP, the Hummer and my subdivision....I don't treat people that pee on my carpet quite as nicely as Lensman - and I'm packing heat.... :ph34r:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Peaches+Aug 24 2003, 06:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Aug 24 2003, 06:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Aug 24 2003, 10:25 PM
Kayla did...and you wont believe the reality clip Ive hired her to shoot when shes next in Atlanta.
This better not have anything to do with you, HP, the Hummer and my subdivision....I don't treat people that pee on my carpet quite as nicely as Lensman - and I'm packing heat.... :ph34r:[/b][/quote]
Thanks for the idea Peaches...I dont know if Kayla will come to visit you but Im sure I can maybe get Blondie from the Clairmonte Lounge on Ponce to come up for dinner.

From what Ms Bunny tells me of her visit we'd haveto bring a case of Depends though...

Let me price it out and see if shes in our budget.

How much you reckon a stripper makes at the Clairmont?

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo@Aug 24 2003, 10:42 PM
Thanks for the idea Peaches...I dont know if Kayla will come to visit you but Im sure I can maybe get Blondie from the Clairmonte Lounge on Ponce to come up for dinner.
And people wonder why I keep a rifle next to my door....... :blink:

Let me price it out and see if shes in our budget.
How much you reckon a stripper makes at the Clairmont?

$1.50? In quarters?

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Peaches+Aug 24 2003, 06:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Aug 24 2003, 06:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Aug 24 2003, 10:42 PM
Thanks for the idea Peaches...I dont know if Kayla will come to visit you but Im sure I can maybe get Blondie from the Clairmonte Lounge on Ponce to come up for dinner.
And people wonder why I keep a rifle next to my door....... :blink:

Let me price it out and see if shes in our budget.
How much you reckon a stripper makes at the Clairmont?

$1.50? In quarters?[/b][/quote]
I still got my GBI kevlar....

Blondie is on her own.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo@Aug 24 2003, 10:48 PM
I still got my GBI kevlar....

Blondie is on her own.
Always the gentleman...... :rolleyes:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Peaches+Aug 24 2003, 06:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Aug 24 2003, 06:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Aug 24 2003, 10:48 PM
I still got my GBI kevlar....

Blondie is on her own.
Always the gentleman...... :rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
Thats in the bet thread...

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Peaches+Aug 24 2003, 09:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Aug 24 2003, 09:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gonzo@Aug 24 2003, 10:42 PM
Thanks for the idea Peaches...I dont know if Kayla will come to visit you but Im sure I can maybe get Blondie from the Clairmonte Lounge on Ponce to come up for dinner.
And people wonder why I keep a rifle next to my door....... :blink:

Let me price it out and see if shes in our budget.
How much you reckon a stripper makes at the Clairmont?

$1.50? In quarters?[/b][/quote]
Blondie is special...

I gotta explain, so you'll understand why she may cost extra. We discovered her working at the Clairmont Lounge back in the late 80's. The Clairmont is where old strippers go to die in Atlanta, so you wont find any young ones in there.

Blondie is a rather obese black woman with blonde hair. For an extra tip, she'll crush your beer can in her ass cheeks....you get to keep it as a souvenir.

GonZo sent Ms. Bunny up there recently when she was visiting and much to our surprise she reported Blondie was *still* there. Not sure how old she is now, but apparently she "leaks". So you have to be sure to keep your beer glass covered while getting a table dance now.

We didn't ask if Ms. Bunny got a beer can as a souvenir.

[confucy]

Gonzo, there is something very familiar about you...even with the coat. Did we meet two years ago in Las Vegas? :rolleyes:

[Lensman]

MicroChick, I think you now will be nice, you're now unbanned.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Lensman@Aug 26 2003, 09:56 AM
MicroChick, I think you now will be nice, you're now unbanned.
confucy,
you owe me big now!
;-)))

[gonzo]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 25 2003, 09:13 PM
Gonzo, there is something very familiar about you...even with the coat. Did we meet two years ago in Las Vegas? :rolleyes:
It wasnt me. I didnt hit it. You cant prove a thing.
And thats not a microchick tattoo on my ass either.

[confucy]

Wow! I should sleep late more often! What a nice surprise. Serge, do I now owe you a check? Do I get a GFY shirt if I behave? :bjump:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 26 2003, 10:32 AM
Wow! I should sleep late more often! What a nice surprise. Serge, do I now owe you a check? Do I get a GFY shirt if I behave? :bjump:
confucy,
you check on my wall will be a MASTERPIECE of my collection
;-)))

[confucy]

How about a picture of your wall of checks, and any new art work you may have picked up the last six months while you have been traveling?

All of the females would like to know what LL is doing to look so good these days? Are you locking her in the basement and taking away her food, or are the two of you on a new exercise program?

I have been told that this little machine might be of some help to those of us who need to get our bodies in sync.
http://www.VibeMachine.com

[LeeNoga]

Dayum, interesting thread.

Hmmm, I think I will whine and wonder how come Lens has never banned me from GFY, I have never thought about ramifications before, and now that I am I have the "Yips", which has given me posters block on GFY.

I hate having to think before I post, its not my style, and I have found Lens quite tolerable but then again I do not....welp...cannot say that, I do...go off on Amp sometimes because I cannot stand the gay bashing and I push back.

Confucy what I was going to tell you is sometimes when Lens bans somebody is more of a time out, whereas when N*tPond banned us its for life. Even on Oprano, it is not always forever.

Even if N*tpond un-banned us I would never go back, I believe they breached some serious ethics and I feel the same now as I did then.

I think the world of you Confucy, don't change.

It is all part of our charm :-)))



Last edited by LeeNoga at Aug 26 2003, 08:19 AM

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by confucy@Aug 26 2003, 10:48 AM
How about a picture of your wall of checks, and any new art work you may have picked up the last six months while you have been traveling?

All of the females would like to know what LL is doing to look so good these days? Are you locking her in the basement and taking away her food, or are the two of you on a new exercise program?

I have been told that this little machine might be of some help to those of us who need to get our bodies in sync.
http://www.VibeMachine.com
hmmmm.....the "wall of fame" is in Florida, and I am in NJ...will have to wait.

as for art...picked none,
hopefully bring some from Italy.

we do not exercize after I fell off the bike,
we drink lots of red as it was found to be good to stop calories...we are perpetually drunk and just chase each other NEKKID around the house
;-))))

just ask MikeW and Forest
;-)))

[Vick]

FREE ULFIE

[dantheman]

Originally posted by Vick@Aug 26 2003, 11:17 AM
FREE ULFIE
:rokk:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Vick@Aug 26 2003, 12:17 PM
FREE ULFIE
No way - it's too much fun to see him start all his posts with "This is Ulfie - my Ulfie ID was banned, though I don't know why....." B)

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by Vick@Aug 26 2003, 11:17 AM
FREE ULFIE
Where do I pick up my "free Ulfie"? :lol:

There's got to be a hidden service charge I'm sure. :blink:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Dravyk+Aug 26 2003, 01:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ Aug 26 2003, 01:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Vick@Aug 26 2003, 11:17 AM
FREE ULFIE
Where do I pick up my "free Ulfie"? :lol:

There's got to be a hidden service charge I'm sure. :blink:[/b][/quote]
LOL!! :okthumb:

I had to pay with my liver. B)

[gonzo]

FREE ULFIE

FREE ULFIE!!!
Where is Ulfie?

[Forest]

FREE ULFIE!!!
Where is Ulfie?

i heard he owes a bunch of people money

I always liked ulfie

[Hammer]

But why did you have to bump a 4-year old thread to ask that question? I was hoping we'd seen and heard the last of Confucy.

[gonzo]

But why did you have to bump a 4-year old thread to ask that question? I was hoping we'd seen and heard the last of Confucy.
That thread bump is later this year. The LONGEST thread in the history of Oprano.

[Hammer]

That thread bump is later this year. The LONGEST thread in the history of Oprano.
I can hardly wait. :hmm:

[shall]

But why did you have to bump a 4-year old thread to ask that question? I was hoping we'd seen and heard the last of Confucy.

i heard she had a minor stroke!! get better soon sweetee!!!! heeyyyyyyy yooooooooooo!!!!!

[ScreaM]

Wow, just saw this thread is from 2003.

[grimm]

I just have to ask, does it matter?

Hi:)

[grimm]

Serge, you have become the internet porn historian. You look too young to know so much. It must be the Russian genes. I loved that picture of you, grimm (don't know him), Lee and others on that panel. It must have been five years ago. People in porn who have been around since the mid 90's are still young, yet they are talked about as though they are the grandfathers and grandmothers of the industry. ONLY IN PORN!!!!

I admire Larry Flynt more than all the candidates running for Governor in Calif. Now, he is a true porn pioneer. :okthumb:



im not really one to know:)

[Top_Of_Google_Man]

This gave me a few chuckles!

[Snowman]

But why did you have to bump a 4-year old thread to ask that question? I was hoping we'd seen and heard the last of Confucy.
Good Lord why Hammer? Confucy is a bag-o-fun where ever she goes. I like watching her piss with people and I would kill to have the chance to play with her here.