Timon, your icon is FUNNY!

[Mike AI]

If you ever to need to make some extra money on the side, I think becoming a icon maker could be profitable!

Get me thinking... what would we all be doing with out, or after porn?

JR would definately be a columnist... synicated of course. Maybe a Sunday Morning TV Show with his looks.

Serge.... this is a tough one I will have to think about it.

Forest.... I think he would be a bouncer at a blues club, or manager of a strip club.

Who else? What else?

[ulfie]

I just started a new print magazine. It's a local free mag but it came out pretty nice for the first issue.

http://www.sxpublications.com/main.htm

Working on getting Jenna for next months issue. I love to write but I hate to sell. Thankfully my aunt is a marketing guru and she did all the sales. I think we're going to expand to 24 pages next month.

[Mike AI]

That is awesome Ulfie!! Very nice!!

Good Luck!!

:okthumb: :okthumb:

[ulfie]

Thanks Mike. I'll try to sell you some advertising in FL. ;)

[Timon]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jul 22 2003, 01:33 AM
Get me thinking... what would we all be doing with out, or after porn?

If we'd all live in the same building and had no porn to sell?

Slavik and Webfather would own the building and collect rent without working a single minute.

Nick would shove flyers into our mailboxes and call everyone daily to ask if we're interested in a mortgage.

Mike AI would try to have Nick evicted but Nick would always get back in under a different name.

Serge would charge people protection money so his goons won't beat them up in the hallway.

JR would draw funny pictures of everyone and post them on the billboard.

Torone would occupy and forcefully defend the right wing while PD would barricade and occupy the left wing.

Sarettah would stand in the hallway selling newspapers by screaming the headlines.

All our kids would shove shit through Forest's mailslot and he in turn would give everyone a call to tell them their kids are sooo predictable and he doesn't care about the shit.

Colin would go door to door and start discussions about who is the coolest backstreet boy and which one is the most dangerous Pokemon.

[slavdogg]

HAHAHAHAHA re: avatar and owning buildings.

Timon thats actually very funny that you would say that. right on the money :okthumb:


correction Timon, i like to work :)





Last edited by slavdogg at Jul 22 2003, 03:44 AM

[Winetalk.com]

Timon,
where the fuck were you hiding your sense of humor all this time????
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by slavdogg@Jul 22 2003, 03:41 AM
HAHAHAHAHA re: avatar and owning buildings.

Timon thats actually very funny that you would say that. right on the money :okthumb:
Timon,
what Oprano women would do in the building??
;-))

[Timon]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jul 22 2003, 03:44 AM
Timon,
what Oprano women would do in the building??
;-))
Sabby would be hiding in the attic because without online porn she wouldn’t be able to buy any breasts

cj would be very vocal about the building’s events but her thick Oz accent would prevent anyone from being able to decipher what the fuck she’d be trying to say.

MissEve would be the maid and polish knobs under our desks.

Peaches would go door to door trying to sell you a product without disclosing what it is or how much it costs.

[The Truth Hurts]

Originally posted by Timon@Jul 22 2003, 04:24 AM
Serge would charge people protection money so his goons won't beat them up in the hallway.
..and in his spare time, he'd spam links to his dead ass message board, on other, more frequented boards.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts+Jul 22 2003, 04:43 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Truth Hurts @ Jul 22 2003, 04:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Timon@Jul 22 2003, 04:24 AM
Serge would charge people protection money so his goons won't beat them up in the hallway.
..and in his spare time, he'd spam links to his dead ass message board, on other, more frequented boards.[/b][/quote]
you think I pick up $300,000 a year just by sitting on my ass????

How much do you make posting on the boards???
;-))))

God bless the morons
;-)))

[The Truth Hurts]

I don't make my living on message boards.

Probably why I only have 12 posts.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts@Jul 22 2003, 04:59 AM
I don't make my living on message boards.

Probably why I only have 12 posts.
I have a news for you...
your "living" is soon coming to an end,
your don't have mind flexable enough to adopt to the changes facing this industry...

say HI when you serve me fries...
;-)))

[JR]

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts@Jul 22 2003, 01:59 AM
I don't make my living on message boards.

Probably why I only have 12 posts.
and you are here because.....?

and we should care..... why?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by JR+Jul 22 2003, 05:05 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Jul 22 2003, 05:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--The Truth Hurts@Jul 22 2003, 01:59 AM
I don't make my living on message boards.

Probably why I only have 12 posts.
and you are here because.....?

and we should care..... why?[/b][/quote]
JR,
he is here because this topic is very important to him to break the silence
;-))

16.7% of the posts just in this topic
;-)))

he wants in Timon's building as janitor
;-))

[Timon]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jul 22 2003, 05:06 AM
He wants in Timon's building as janitor
;-))
Actually he's the kid who sprays graffiti on the outside walls at night because he's too shy to speak his opinion to people's face...

[Sabby]

Hey I would not hide in the attic! I would still buy breasts:)

I run the stripclub next door to your building, I just come over to visit once in awhile :))


Sabby:)

[The Truth Hurts]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jul 22 2003, 06:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jul 22 2003, 06:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--The Truth Hurts@Jul 22 2003, 04:59 AM
I don't make my living on message boards.

Probably why I only have 12 posts.
I have a news for you...
your "living" is soon coming to an end,
your don't have mind flexable enough to adopt to the changes facing this industry...

say HI when you serve me fries...
;-)))[/b][/quote]
Serge,

I've been around for quite some time.

I was there when you were using mkstats or whatever it was to track traffic.. I may have even cashed a few checks of yours... although I cannot find any stubs (from you anyway, though I have plenty from many other no longer running companies) to prove it ; )

I was there when you "jokingly" threatened to kill Salty's wife and kids in the YNOT java chatroom.

Oh, the memories.

I'm not going anywhere, in my line of business, adopting to change is a breeze.

In fact, given our age difference, I'll probably outlast you by about 20 years, though I doubt it'll be necessary.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts+Jul 22 2003, 05:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Truth Hurts @ Jul 22 2003, 05:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Jul 22 2003, 06:04 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--The Truth Hurts@Jul 22 2003, 04:59 AM
I don't make my living on message boards.

Probably why I only have 12 posts.
I have a news for you...
your "living" is soon coming to an end,
your don't have mind flexable enough to adopt to the changes facing this industry...

say HI when you serve me fries...
;-)))
Serge,

I've been around for quite some time.

I was there when you were using mkstats or whatever it was to track traffic.. I may have even cashed a few checks of yours... although I cannot find any stubs (from you anyway, though I have plenty from many other no longer running companies) to prove it ; )

I was there when you "jokingly" threatened to kill Salty's wife and kids in the YNOT java chatroom.

Oh, the memories.

I'm not going anywhere, in my line of business, adopting to change is a breeze.

In fact, given our age difference, I'll probably outlast you by about 20 years, though I doubt it'll be necessary.[/b][/quote]
Salty had a wife and kids?
that's a news to me
;-))

if you were around that long,
you should have written memoiurs by now
;-))

you don't have stubs from me because they were all written in disapearing ink..kinda like mkstats
;-))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts@Jul 22 2003, 05:24 AM


In fact, given our age difference, I'll probably outlast you by about 20 years, though I doubt it'll be necessary.
ahhh....the self assurance of "uts"....

3000 people in WTC never expected to die that morning...
"Man plans - God laughs"
and if FOR ANY REASON you go before me,
I want your last thought to be..
"Shit, Serge is still out there!"

hahahahahahhahahahahaha....

[The Truth Hurts]

Looking through stubs...
Whatever happened to, or who were the following:

Nightline Media
IEG
DMR
APNE Cybernet (Netbabes)
Response Telemedia??
DRS Inc?
VidX
RJ Somers Enterprises
J.L. Consultants, P.C.
Virtual Service, Inc.
Cybernet Ventures
Depalma & Sons
Babenet
Intergal
Internet Supply

[Winetalk.com]

Looking through stubs...
Whatever happened to, or who were the following:

Nightline Media - have no idea
IEG - Seth is hiding in Thailand
DMR - out of business
APNE Cybernet (Netbabes) - out of business
Response Telemedia?? - have no idea
DRS Inc? - have no idea
VidX - out of business
RJ Somers Enterprises - out of business
J.L. Consultants, P.C. - Lovey got his nursing diploma and works in the hospital
Virtual Service, Inc. - out of business
Cybernet Ventures - have no idea
Depalma & Sons - Pushrod went non adult with internet site for truckers and doesn't pick up the phone
Babenet- settled with Acacia and got their license
Intergal - Dean made a FORTUNE and now persues his non adult ventures
Internet Supply - went out of business to re-emerge under the different name, but I still call him Dave Purehardcore

[Winetalk.com]

more about Babenet...


http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/030716/165180_1.html

[The Truth Hurts]

Well jesus, that's a hell of a body count.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts@Jul 22 2003, 05:56 AM
Well jesus, that's a hell of a body count.
if I post the list of webmasters who went bye-bye,
the list will overflow the Oprano harddrive
;_)))

[Winetalk.com]

Nielski,
is that you?
;-)))

for some reason "The truth hurts" reminds me of ..Father Time
;-))

[The Truth Hurts]

Oh shit, how could I forget Tropixxx...
The only sponsor I ever had that terminated my account.

[The Truth Hurts]

No, I'm not Neilski, although I have spoken to him in the past.

[Timon]

Tropixxx.... Terry Woodward, my first sponsor ever, before clickthrough proggies existed in the days everyone charged a flat monthly fee for a banner :-)

what ever happened to him?

[Timon]

Has anyone ever seen a pro-Serge anon?

It seems whenever an anon enters the discussion they always have beef with Serge :-)

[Forest]

atleast we now know timon is good at 2 things



:wnw:

Im honored to be the subject of his obession

Mike Done both jobs and never again



:okthumb: :salute:

[The Truth Hurts]

I don't have a beef with anyone.

And, I'm not anon, many people know who I am, either because they figured it out, or because I told them.

Either way, it doesn't really matter who I am.. does it?

This nick is gimmick, it entertains me when I cannot sleep ; )

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Timon@Jul 22 2003, 06:08 AM
Tropixxx.... Terry Woodward, my first sponsor ever, before clickthrough proggies existed in the days everyone charged a flat monthly fee for a banner :-)

what ever happened to him?
Last I heard from DJ-JD that Terry pulled off "Producers" (sucessfully) and sold 6 50% partnerships in his company before it went belly up
;-))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Timon@Jul 22 2003, 06:12 AM
Has anyone ever seen a pro-Serge anon?

It seems whenever an anon enters the discussion they always have beef with Serge :-)
yeap...anons ONLY
;-))

I wonder why...
;_))

I am out of business since 1999 and ABSOLUTELLY harmless,
don't be affraid, don't be VERY affraid
;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts@Jul 22 2003, 06:18 AM


This nick is gimmick, it entertains me when I cannot sleep ; )
got milk?
;-)))

[Forest]

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts@Jul 22 2003, 06:18 AM
I don't have a beef with anyone.

And, I'm not anon, many people know who I am, either because they figured it out, or because I told them.

Either way, it doesn't really matter who I am.. does it?

This nick is gimmick, it entertains me when I cannot sleep ; )
easily entertained i see

you must be a friend of timons



Last edited by Forest at Jul 22 2003, 06:30 AM

[Timon]

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts@Jul 22 2003, 06:18 AM
I don't have a beef with anyone.

But you are taking pot shots :-)

So what name do the rest of us know you by?

[Sabby]

Actually maybe I go back to being an accountant...

I could open "Sabby's Naked Tax Return Services"

Too bad I can only work in Canada :(



Sabby:)

[Timon]

Originally posted by Sabby@Jul 22 2003, 06:49 AM
I could open "Sabby's Naked Tax Return Services"

You definitely need a good pair of boobs to be worthy of that job!! ;-)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Timon@Jul 22 2003, 03:24 AM
Sarettah would stand in the hallway selling newspapers by screaming the headlines.

Don't forget that I would also be helping run the rabble off occasionally.....

:blink:

[Forest]

Originally posted by sarettah+Jul 22 2003, 06:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Jul 22 2003, 06:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Timon@Jul 22 2003, 03:24 AM
Sarettah would stand in the hallway selling newspapers by screaming the headlines.

Don't forget that I would also be helping run the rabble off occasionally.....

:blink:[/b][/quote]
your Hired!!!

[dantheman]

damn, Now I know there's something I can do in the oprano house:)

If I wasnt doing this, I would prolly be fishing a lot more :cdance:

[Forest]

dan

bring some of your gear

or ill probably buy a bunch of inexpensive rod and reel sets

we can have the girls serve us drinks out on the lake

:hic: :bdance: :salute:

[dantheman]

Originally posted by Forest@Jul 22 2003, 09:09 AM
dan

bring some of your gear

or ill probably buy a bunch of inexpensive rod and reel sets

we can have the girls serve us drinks out on the lake

:hic: :bdance: :salute:
forrest, I am bringing my "gear" to your house, but you'll need to supply the fishing stuff :groucho:

[Forest]

Originally posted by dantheman+Jul 22 2003, 09:21 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dantheman @ Jul 22 2003, 09:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Forest@Jul 22 2003, 09:09 AM
dan

bring some of your gear

or ill probably buy a bunch of inexpensive rod and reel sets

we can have the girls serve us drinks out on the lake

:hic: :bdance: :salute:
forrest, I am bringing my "gear" to your house, but you'll need to supply the fishing stuff :groucho:[/b][/quote]
stud

:wnw:

[shawcutie]

I think Bradley would make a post office worker, or a school bus driver :bjump:

[shawcutie]

I think Bradley would make a post office worker, or a school bus driver :bjump:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by shawcutie@Jul 22 2003, 10:37 AM
I think Bradley would make a post office worker, or a school bus driver :bjump:
Make them what? :unsure:

[Vick]

I'd probably be roaming the halls doing illusions for free drinks

and everyone's favorite trick would be when I make myself disappear :yowsa:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Timon@Jul 22 2003, 03:12 AM
Has anyone ever seen a pro-Serge anon?

It seems whenever an anon enters the discussion they always have beef with Serge :-)
Would a pro-Serge anon be a professional Serge?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=serge

serge - \Serge\, n. [F. cierge.] A large wax candle used in the ceremonies of various churches.

and as the definitive anon (as exampled by my handle)

Serge is .....



Last edited by Anonymous at Jul 22 2003, 07:25 AM

[gregtx]

Originally posted by shawcutie@Jul 22 2003, 06:37 AM
I think Bradley would make a post office worker, or a school bus driver :bjump:
no... he's already working on his own syndicated fishing show on OLN..



I think I would open an Asian massage parlor for women :D

[BradShaw]

And our first trip will be to Brazil for peacock bass. Gimmick for the show is girls in bikinis, babe get the thong ready. I will bring the off!

[kath]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jul 22 2003, 06:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jul 22 2003, 06:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--shawcutie@Jul 22 2003, 10:37 AM
I think Bradley would make a post office worker, or a school bus driver :bjump:
Make them what? :unsure:[/b][/quote]
Thanks Peaches! lol

Diet Dr. Pepper splattered all over the monitor... but it was worth it, best laugh I've had all day.

:biglaugh: :yowsa: :wnw: