School bans farting in public

[Wes]

A Chinese school has introduced a new rule to ban pupils from farting in public.

Children caught breaking wind at Hu Zhuang Elementary School in Beijing are fined about 50p.

Zhang, a school teacher, said: " We use the regulation to help students get rid of their bad habits. And nobody has been fined so far." However, not all of the teachers agree with the new rule, reports Sina News.

Gao, a senior teacher, said: "To form good habits is important. But according to Department of Education regulations, schools have no right to fine." The school has also introduced rules forbidding pupils to drop litter or cough without covering their mouths.

[Almighty Colin]

Damned straight. Farting in public is bad manners.

[sarettah]

Much better to teach them to hold it in and hold it in and hold it in.....

Then they will look perpetually constipated and can become republicans....
:yowsa:

[Wes]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! :P

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by sarettah@Jul 3 2003, 10:27 AM
Much better to teach them to hold it in and hold it in and hold it in.....

Then they will look perpetually constipated and can become republicans....
:yowsa:
There are places that civilized people can go for relief. Don't tell me you are not familiar with them?

[Buff]

Originally posted by sarettah@Jul 3 2003, 09:27 AM
Much better to teach them to hold it in and hold it in and hold it in.....

Then they will look perpetually constipated and can become republicans....
:yowsa:
Whereas Democrats fart through their mouths 24/7.

[Vick]

Does the school hand out corks to the students?

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Colin@Jul 3 2003, 11:53 AM
There are places that civilized people can go for relief. Don't tell me you are not familiar with them?
Civilized people don't call it "farting"! :zoinks: It's "pooting" or as my mother used to say, "Letting some air out". :awinky:

[bpj]

Originally posted by Buff+Jul 3 2003, 10:57 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Buff @ Jul 3 2003, 10:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--sarettah@Jul 3 2003, 09:27 AM
Much better to teach them to hold it in and hold it in and hold it in.....

Then they will look perpetually constipated and can become republicans....
:yowsa:
Whereas Democrats fart through their mouths 24/7.[/b][/quote]
AAAahhahahahah! Now that's classic! :biglaugh:

[SykkBoy]

fuck, I'd be broke by lunchtime

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Peaches@Jul 3 2003, 11:26 AM
Civilized people don't call it "farting"! :zoinks: It's "pooting" or as my mother used to say, "Letting some air out". :awinky:
I admit I'm a 'tweener.

Civilized pornographer at large.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jul 3 2003, 08:26 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jul 3 2003, 08:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Colin@Jul 3 2003, 11:53 AM
There are places that civilized people can go for relief. Don't tell me you are not familiar with them?
Civilized people don't call it "farting"! :zoinks: It's "pooting" or as my mother used to say, "Letting some air out". :awinky:[/b][/quote]
Pull my finger

[Hell Puppy]

Ok, so if it's an SBD (silent but deadly), how do you determine who cut the cheese?

Is the "he who smelt it, delt it" rule in play or what?

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Colin+Jul 3 2003, 10:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Jul 3 2003, 10:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--sarettah@Jul 3 2003, 10:27 AM
Much better to teach them to hold it in and hold it in and hold it in.....

Then they will look perpetually constipated and can become republicans....
:yowsa:
There are places that civilized people can go for relief. Don't tell me you are not familiar with them?[/b][/quote]
Elevators!

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jul 3 2003, 11:28 PM
Ok, so if it's an SBD (silent but deadly), how do you determine who cut the cheese?

Is the "he who smelt it, delt it" rule in play or what?
No dog to blame it on when you're in school. :(