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TheEnforcer
07-02-2003, 12:20 PM
How sweet!! My local theater is showing Monty Python and the Holy Grail at 11:05 pm on Friday and Saturday night!!
LOVE that movie!!
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No, I'm not.
and...
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound!
Last edited by TheEnforcer at Jul 2 2003, 11:29 AM
Timon
07-02-2003, 12:27 PM
Now THAT is a classic!! I'd love to see that in the cinema again...
The Life of Brian is awesome too ;-)
Those two movies still stand up after all these years ! I love them as well :rokk:
Originally posted by Timon@Jul 2 2003, 10:35 AM
Now THAT is a classic!! I'd love to see that in the cinema again...
The Life of Brian is awesome too ;-)
Agreed!
el pres
07-02-2003, 01:44 PM
Awesome film.
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
:biglaugh:
Nickatilynx
07-02-2003, 04:29 PM
Monty Python rock :)
John Cleese did this eulogy at the funeral service for Graham Chapman...
""I was Graham's friend.I'd like to say that he was a generous,kind and charitable man.But I can't.He was a total bastard"
Now thats humour! :)
A church load of mourners pissing themselves laughing.
I loooooooove Monty Python! :inlove:
One rainy Sunday afternoon when I was 18, a bunch of us were sitting around a friends flat, drinking but bored out of our brains. My best friend decided to entertain us by performing Holy Grail...the whole thing...beginning to end. He played all the parts, did all the voices, all the sound effects, and ran all over the living room up and down and over the couches to create the roles. Took over 2 hours and was hysterical. We laughed so much we hurt! :agrin:
I introduced my kids to Monty Python a couple of summers ago. I decided Life of Brian would be an excellent balance to their catholic education. :awinky:
I'm going to hold off on showing them Meaning of Life for a while yet tho... :yowsa:
TheEnforcer
07-02-2003, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by Lisa@Jul 2 2003, 05:49 PM
I loooooooove Monty Python! :inlove:
One rainy Sunday afternoon when I was 18, a bunch of us were sitting around a friends flat, drinking but bored out of our brains. My best friend decided to entertain us by performing Holy Grail...the whole thing...beginning to end. He played all the parts, did all the voices, all the sound effects, and ran all over the living room up and down and over the couches to create the roles. Took over 2 hours and was hysterical. We laughed so much we hurt! :agrin:
I introduced my kids to Monty Python a couple of summers ago. I decided Life of Brian would be an excellent balance to their catholic education. :awinky:
I'm going to hold off on showing them Meaning of Life for a while yet tho... :yowsa:
Went and saw The Meaning of Life with my parents and sister when I was a kid. (13 years old at the time) We all laughed ourselves silly. We still joke about it. My mom went out to get popcorn and came back in right during the sex ed scene and just loost it!! She couldn't stop laughing for quite a while. :P
We still bring that movie up every so often when we all get together and get a good laugh out of it!! :okthumb:
Heheh Matt. My kids are just 13, 11 and 9. The 13 yr old is a girl who tends to be on the conservative side (not sure where she gets that from). The 11 yr old is a ratbag boy who would take GREAT delight in singing 'every sperm is sacred' at top note...so I think it better that he not see that movie just yet...
The 9 yr old is too busy being a superstar athlete (or at least he's trying to be) to have time to sit still and watch a movie. :)
sarah_webinc
07-03-2003, 08:09 AM
love it! That or Life of Brian is on somewhere in the tv schdule over here atleast once a month
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's devine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hoorah for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend
Your persy or you cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they'll stick you in the dock
And you won't-a-come-a-back!
TheEnforcer
07-03-2003, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Lisa@Jul 2 2003, 07:03 PM
Heheh Matt. My kids are just 13, 11 and 9. The 13 yr old is a girl who tends to be on the conservative side (not sure where she gets that from). The 11 yr old is a ratbag boy who would take GREAT delight in singing 'every sperm is sacred' at top note...so I think it better that he not see that movie just yet...
The 9 yr old is too busy being a superstar athlete (or at least he's trying to be) to have time to sit still and watch a movie. :)
Hehehehe...
Every kid is different.
The fat guy eating dinner scene is a classic too! When he barfed all over that ladies back while she was cleaning!!! :barfon:
:okthumb:
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