Meet my Baby Sister

[cj]

Hey everyone,

Meet Kezza, my baby sister ...

Some of you have met her in person, (She put Nick back in his place a few times), and some of you have worked with her before ... and if not, you have definately heard me talk about her on a regular basis ;-)

Be gentle, she's a board virgin :P

[kezza]

Now everyone is afraid to talk to me in case they offend you cj! Beware beware!

Nice to meet everyone...i've heard lots about you all as well :awinky:

[Anthony]

Hey Cutie! Welcome!

[Nickatilynx]

Welcome to the dark side ;)

[cj]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jun 30 2003, 08:55 PM
Welcome to the dark side ;)
LOL

no, she's working with me nick ... not you :P

[kezza]

Hey Anthony! What's happening! I hear you're in LA now...when are you coming to visit us down under eh?

[kezza]

Hello again Nick :angry:


Ready for another onslaught? Think ya can handle it this time mate? :biglaugh:

[Nickatilynx]

cj,
hehehehe :)

Now in Serge's absence...someone has to say it....

Show us your tits!!!! :bdance:

(runs like feck)

:devil:

[un1t]

how YOU doin...

[Nickatilynx]

Ready for another onslaught? Think ya can handle it this time mate?

In a word.

No!

:agrin:

[cj]

I'll leave her to deal with you on that one ...
You know that's punishment enough ;-))))

[kezza]

Nick...only a privileged few get to see my tits. Those few are gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, sensitive, caring and must be real men.

Unfortunately...this time I'm afraid you miss out :agrin:

[cj]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Nickatilynx]

Nick...only a privileged few get to see my tits. Those few are gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, sensitive, caring and must be real men.

Unfortunately...this time I'm afraid you miss out

Despite being the receipient of this burn.....

I do admire its quality. :)

[kezza]

Hey un1t....and who are you?

I'm doing pretty bad today...my first sick day in 2 years!! I don't know what to do with myself!! no wonder cj introduced me on here...to keep me out of her hair!!

[cj]

Originally posted by kezza@Jun 30 2003, 09:11 PM
to keep me out of her hair!!
um, if i wanted to keep you out of my hair I wouldn't have brought you to my home ... I would have told you to go fuck yourself ;-)
:P

[Peaches]

Welcome Kezza!! We've been hearing about you - ALL good!! Except Nick really bad mouthed you A LOT - a swift kick between his legs should solve that problem the next time you see him :awinky:

Any sister of cj's is...well, a sister of cj's, but certainly welcomed HERE! :rokk:

[Nickatilynx]

Except Nick really bad mouthed you A LOT - a swift kick between his legs should solve that problem the next time you see him

Let me save you the trouble...........

kezza - "million to one shot if you hit anything"

:agrin:

[un1t]

go down to the west end markets and get some echinacea....that will sort you out.
im no-one.... :ph34r:

[Vick]

Originally posted by kezza@Jun 30 2003, 08:53 PM
heard lots about you all as well :awinky:
Hope we can be friends anyway :P

[kezza]

Vick..cj says you are a sweetie..so I guess you must be ok!

Hey peaches! you're a girl..so you are already on my friends list! Too many dodgy blokes around this place!


Let me save you the trouble...........

kezza - "million to one shot if you hit anything"

That's because there's nothing up there nick :rolleyes:

[BradShaw]

This your lesbian friend who takes you with a strap on? Try sticking it in her ass and see if there is a corn cob up there.

[cj]

Originally posted by Peaches@Jun 30 2003, 09:15 PM
Welcome Kezza!! We've been hearing about you - ALL good!! Except Nick really bad mouthed you A LOT - a swift kick between his legs should solve that problem the next time you see him :awinky:

Any sister of cj's is...well, a sister of cj's, but certainly welcomed HERE! :rokk:
Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?

:biglaugh:

[Nickatilynx]

That's because there's nothing up there nick

Duh ;)

[kezza]

Bradshaw..cj already warned me about you. She didn't really explain too much about your asshole qualities..but thanks for clearing it up for me

[cj]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jun 30 2003, 09:26 PM
This your lesbian friend who takes you with a strap on? Try sticking it in her ass and see if there is a corn cob up there.
Brad, your jabs aren't even funny

Go work on your prenup

[Nickatilynx]

Bradshaw..cj already warned me about you. She didn't really explain too much about your asshole qualities..but thanks for clearing it up for me

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

or as I would say......and have ...

fuck off ,Brad,you pile on the asshole of humanity.



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jun 30 2003, 09:33 PM

[kezza]

[QUOTE]Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?/QUOTE]

I've been here 5 minutes and she's already getting me boys! Damn cj..I like your style! :okthumb:

[Nickatilynx]

I've been here 5 minutes and she's already getting me boys!

Maybe you could hook Brad up with some boys too ,cj!!!!

ahahahahahahahaha

[kezza]

cj doesn't handle charity cases....

[Nickatilynx]

cj doesn't handle charity cases....

ahahahahaaaahaha

Ah well.Better go swim with the wife and kids before I lose half :)

No prenup :(


:nyanya:

Nice seeing ya here, kezza :)




Last edited by Nickatilynx at Jun 30 2003, 09:40 PM

[Robert]

HAHahaha!.........Damn!

Welcome :okthumb:

[kezza]

ok un1t..i'm taking your advice..i'm off to the west end markets to get some echinacea

nice to meet everyone :D

[Peaches]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 30 2003, 10:26 PM
Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?

:biglaugh:
Does she have an income? He needs someone with a job. :P

I actually have a recent picture of the little brat. You know, there were like 10 pictures in a row he's smiling in NONE of them and showing his teeth. I paid $4K to straighten those teeth, dammit!!! :angry: Well, he has nice teeth. :awinky: And this is my neice - he's not a father...that I'm aware of.....

http://www.onlinebeach.com/peacheskid.jpg

[cj]

Kezza just stepped out, so i'm going to muscle in ...

he is HOT Peaches!!!
All this time i've just been playing ... who knew you were hiding this cutie up there in the mountains!! ;-))))

I'm going to need that nurse soon :biglaugh:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by kezza@Jun 30 2003, 08:53 PM
Now everyone is afraid to talk to me in case they offend you cj! Beware beware!

Nice to meet everyone...i've heard lots about you all as well :awinky:
We all end up ending offending Cj sooner or later!! :P Just a matter of whether we'll manage to do it ovewr something trivial like basic BS board banter :huh: or something that matters like family!! :cdance:

That said welcome to Oprano!! :rokk:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by cj+Jun 30 2003, 08:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jun 30 2003, 08:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Jun 30 2003, 08:55 PM
Welcome to the dark side ;)
LOL

no, she's working with me nick ... not you :P[/b][/quote]
VERY good point CJ!! :devil:

[cj]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Jun 30 2003, 10:00 PM
We all end up ending offending Cj sooner or later!! :P
I take offense to that!!!!
:P

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by cj+Jun 30 2003, 10:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jun 30 2003, 10:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TheEnforcer@Jun 30 2003, 10:00 PM
We all end up ending offending Cj sooner or later!! :P
I take offense to that!!!!
:P[/b][/quote]
I thought you might!!! :nyanya:

[sarettah]

Welcome to the board Kezza :)

almost 21 eh ?? Good age to be.....

I have a 21 year old son..lol.... and actually, he will be in Oz sometime this fall (your spring).... In the Navy, on a ship out of Japan.....

[*KK*]

OMG Peaches, he has so grown in the last three years! Damn!

Whats up kezza, haven't talked to you in a while ;)

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 30 2003, 06:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 30 2003, 06:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jun 30 2003, 10:26 PM
Peaches, kezza is almost 21 ... is your son still single?!!??!?

:biglaugh:
Does she have an income? He needs someone with a job. :P

I actually have a recent picture of the little brat. You know, there were like 10 pictures in a row he's smiling in NONE of them and showing his teeth. I paid $4K to straighten those teeth, dammit!!! :angry: Well, he has nice teeth. :awinky: And this is my neice - he's not a father...that I'm aware of.....

http://www.onlinebeach.com/peacheskid.jpg[/b][/quote]
We keep on trying to give him work Peaches....

[cj]

Originally posted by sarettah@Jun 30 2003, 10:24 PM
Welcome to the board Kezza :)

almost 21 eh ?? Good age to be.....

I have a 21 year old son..lol.... and actually, he will be in Oz sometime this fall (your spring).... In the Navy, on a ship out of Japan.....
Tell him to give us a call and we'll take good care of him during his visit :okthumb:

I could use some more men in uniform content ;-)))

[PornoDoggy]

Howdy, ma'am ...

[Anthony]

Originally posted by kezza@Jun 30 2003, 05:57 PM
Hey Anthony! What's happening! I hear you're in LA now...when are you coming to visit us down under eh?
Yep, in sunny Los Angeles! =o)

You working for big sis now? I don't know if this industry can handle the both of you. LOL.

[SykkBoy]

suddenly my sister act fantasies are in overdrive ;-)

[PornoDoggy]

You have a thing for Whoppi Goldberg, or black nuns?

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Jun 30 2003, 11:30 PM
You have a thing for Whoppi Goldberg, or black nuns?
Well, yeah, that too, but......
two aussie sisters?

just the accents alone would........well, I can't mention specifics in a family oriented forum.....

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Jun 30 2003, 11:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Jun 30 2003, 11:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Jun 30 2003, 11:30 PM
You have a thing for Whoppi Goldberg, or black nuns?
Well, yeah, that too, but......
two aussie sisters?

just the accents alone would........well, I can't mention specifics in a family oriented forum.....[/b][/quote]
I'd at least buy the trial membership....

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Jun 30 2003, 11:31 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Jun 30 2003, 11:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--PornoDoggy@Jun 30 2003, 11:30 PM
You have a thing for Whoppi Goldberg, or black nuns?
Well, yeah, that too, but......
two aussie sisters?

just the accents alone would........well, I can't mention specifics in a family oriented forum.....[/b][/quote]
Hahahaha!!

Aussie and British accents are sexy as all hell!!

[Mike AI]

Welcome to Oprano Kezza....

Don't beleive anything your sis says about me.... I am really a nice guy!! Honest! :rolleyes:

So have a photo? :D

[cj]

LOL

I don't know how ANYONE can find the australian accent sexy, its awful!!! It even sounds odd to my ears!

I was chatting to this guy the other night, and i didn't even realize he was american ... I didn't even notice he had an accent!! I'm becoming way too americanized LOL

[cj]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jul 1 2003, 12:12 AM
Welcome to Oprano Kezza....

Don't beleive anything your sis says about me.... I am really a nice guy!! Honest! :rolleyes:

So have a photo? :D
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA

my exact words : harmless putz
:nyanya:

[Mike AI]

harmless putz


Well not all of us can be down under divas....

HAHAHA

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by cj@Jul 1 2003, 12:15 AM
LOL

I don't know how ANYONE can find the australian accent sexy, its awful!!! It even sounds odd to my ears!

I was chatting to this guy the other night, and i didn't even realize he was american ... I didn't even notice he had an accent!! I'm becoming way too americanized LOL
Gotta admit though I've never met ya in person I have zero doubt I'd be captivated by your voice if we ever do get a chance to meet in person!! :okthumb:

Those accents just make me go :inlove:

[slavdogg]

Hi kezza, welcome to the board :awinky:

[cj]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jul 1 2003, 12:19 AM
harmless putz


Well not all of us can be down under divas....

HAHAHA
just kidding ;-)
the only person i warned her about is that brad jerk ...

you know i luv ya mike :P

TE, visit our island ... aussie women love american men ;-)

[Timon]

you didn't warn her about me? not even a little bit? :-(

[cj]

Originally posted by Timon@Jul 1 2003, 01:18 AM
you didn't warn her about me? not even a little bit? :-(
No, she can handle you ...

she knows a few of our brissy friends, has been initiated already ;-)

[kezza]

Crikey! I was out for 3 hours and I come back to 57 posts! I can't keep up!

Hey Timon..I've heard about you..that's warning enough isn't it? :D

Slavdogg...cj holds you in high regard :) nice to meet a loyal supporter!

TE..I can't imagine how the accent makes you go :inlove: yeeeeah...riiiiight....mmaaaate just doesn't work..lol

KK! How are you!!! Loved your pic for the epassport thingy! You looked hot!

Hellpuppy...no trial membership available..there's no content!! And there never will be! ewww!!

Sykkboy!! What's happening! I'm 21 soon...so I'm coming to vegas!!

It's amazing how many of you I actually know....did I really need an introduction?

[Timon]

Originally posted by kezza@Jul 1 2003, 01:31 AM

Hey Timon..I've heard about you..that's warning enough isn't it? :D
DON'T believe a word our mutual brissy friends say about me, they're all lies!!! ;-)

[cj]

Originally posted by Timon+Jul 1 2003, 01:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Timon @ Jul 1 2003, 01:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--kezza@Jul 1 2003, 01:31 AM

Hey Timon..I've heard about you..that's warning enough isn't it? :D
DON'T believe a word our mutual brissy friends say about me, they're all lies!!! ;-)[/b][/quote]
yeah especially the good bits :P

[Timon]

Originally posted by cj@Jul 1 2003, 01:58 AM

DON'T believe a word our mutual brissy friends say about me, they're all lies!!! ;-)
yeah especially the good bits :P
HAHAHA what you brissies call good is called a felony by most other people ;-)

[*KK*]

OK, who misspoke jerk for 'total lack of self esteem'

There's no good reason for that, even in felony speak ;)

[voodooman]

kezza,

Welcome to the board.



:okthumb:

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by kezza@Jul 1 2003, 01:31 AM
Crikey! I was out for 3 hours and I come back to 57 posts! I can't keep up!

uh oh, you best not go anywhere near GFY then ;-))

[Forest]

Originally posted by cj@Jul 1 2003, 01:14 AM
the only person i warned her about is that brad jerk ...


WHAT!!!!!!

Im hurt

:P

welcome Kezza

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo@Jun 30 2003, 11:33 PM
We keep on trying to give him work Peaches....
Well, that's pretty much the next step for gainful employment if the USAF doesn't work out. :( If you want to recruit, head up the new SuperWalmart here - per the kid, anyone over 21 who hasn't been married twice with one kid is just taking life too slow. They may be looking for a few extra $$$$. :)

KK - they just grow WAY to fast. I don't think I've seen E since he was 8 - I'm betting he's become a little man too. I remember the first time I looked at the kid's legs and thought "He has MAN LEGS!". It was a crushing thought to know I was old enough to have a kid with "man legs". And he'll be 20 in 2 weeks - no more teenager.

Damn, I'm old. :cryin:

[Buff]

Hi, Kezza. I'm Buff.

(that's so you know what to scream)

[dantheman]

welcome kezza, looks like you can handle yourself pretty well:)


now back to mike's question, got a pic? :ph34r:

[Buff]

Originally posted by dantheman@Jul 1 2003, 08:02 AM
welcome kezza, looks like you can handle yourself pretty well:)


now back to mike's question, got a pic? :ph34r:
I have to jump on the pic bandwagon.

[VooMan]

Howdy Kezza, welcome to Oprano. :)

Damn Peaches, the kid's almost 20?

Holy crap! I just realized, I'm officially pushing 40 ?!!?!?!?!?!

Ah, who cares... old is always 20 years away. ;-)



Last edited by VooMan at Jul 1 2003, 09:50 AM

[Peaches]

Originally posted by VooMan@Jul 1 2003, 10:50 AM
Damn Peaches, the kid's almost 20?
Please remember that I had him when I was 10. B)

LMK how 40 is when you reach it, OK? I plan on going at least another 15 years before I hit it. :)

[slavdogg]

it just hit me
CJ and Kezza are the first sisters team to work together in adult web and not be content. THats cool !

:rokk:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by slavdogg@Jul 1 2003, 11:20 AM
it just hit me
CJ and Kezza are the first sisters team to work together in adult web and not be content. THats cool !

:rokk:
Rox and LilBitch come to mind. :awinky:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by cj+Jul 1 2003, 01:14 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jul 1 2003, 01:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Jul 1 2003, 12:19 AM
harmless putz


Well not all of us can be down under divas....

HAHAHA
just kidding ;-)
the only person i warned her about is that brad jerk ...

you know i luv ya mike :P

TE, visit our island ... aussie women love american men ;-)[/b][/quote]
I certainly plan on doing that someday!!

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by kezza@Jul 1 2003, 01:31 AM

TE..I can't imagine how the accent makes you go :inlove: yeeeeah...riiiiight....mmaaaate just doesn't work..lol


Hard to explain but it just DOES!! :yowsa: what can I say other than I think it's sexy as all hell!! :groucho:

[gigi]

Welcome Kezza!! i see you've met the riff, the raff and then the rest of us. ;)

Peaches!
OMG does he EVER look like his mom!!! I can soooooo see you in there!! What a cutie!!

[Jesse_DD]

kezza,

welcome! We just need one small pic of you to verify that indeed Cj isn't putting us all on here. I mean, she is crazy and this whole sister thing could be a hoax.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gigi@Jul 1 2003, 01:24 PM
Peaches!
OMG does he EVER look like his mom!!! I can soooooo see you in there!! What a cutie!!
Hehehe - yeah, we must carry very strong genes in my family. My little niece in the that picture is a carbon copy of my brother. :lol:

[Anthony]

Originally posted by Jesse_DD@Jul 1 2003, 09:35 AM
kezza,

welcome! We just need one small pic of you to verify that indeed Cj isn't putting us all on here. I mean, she is crazy and this whole sister thing could be a hoax.
Kezza,

Yeah, I agree. We need a picture! We have to put a face to the name. =o)

[Naughty]

Dad must be proud, 2 daughters in the porn bizz :nyanya:

Luckily not in front of the cam :ph34r:



Kezza as pretty as cj?

[cj]

Originally posted by slavdogg@Jul 1 2003, 10:20 AM
it just hit me
CJ and Kezza are the first sisters team to work together in adult web and not be content. THats cool !

:rokk:
LOL!!!

there has been a few, as peaches said, rox & lil'bitch have been around a while and they usually keep their clothes on ... ;-))))

Naughty, our parents are very proud of us ... we wouldn't be working in this biz if they didn't approve - kezza is hopeless at hiding stuff from them ;-) Our mum works for me doing admin & putting together content for purve & my stepdad loves showing off his internext/porn merchandise to his mates
:biglaugh:

the grandparents are a different story however :angry:

[Opti]

Originally posted by Jesse_DD@Jul 2 2003, 03:35 AM
kezza,

welcome! We just need one small pic of you to verify that indeed Cj isn't putting us all on here. I mean, she is crazy and this whole sister thing could be a hoax.

hehehe :D


Hello Kezza :bwave:

[Rox]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jul 1 2003, 07:29 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jul 1 2003, 07:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--slavdogg@Jul 1 2003, 11:20 AM
it just hit me
CJ and Kezza are the first sisters team to work together in adult web and not be content. THats cool !

:rokk:
Rox and LilBitch come to mind. :awinky:[/b][/quote]
:rokk: Welcome, kezza! You & cj must come & party with the Bitch sisters one of these days. Bring your party 'tude -- and in the spirit of love of womankind, some Tim Tams!

Peaches, thanks for remembering us. LOL And may I say (in my best Italian girl voice), "Ooh fah!" Damn, girl you got some fabulous genetics! What a handsome dude you made (and there ain't no question he's the fruit of your womb! LOL). I feel a bit feverish, and I don't think it's a hot flash. ;) Once he gets in uniform, keep cj away from the poor boy. :D

Random thought: It's probably ruinous of the public perception of pornographers, but at least among adult webmasters, I see a LOT more attention to the importance and closeness of family than I see in the general public (don't forget I live in Los Angeles). I suppose being one's own boss makes being able to be there for family a whole lot easier. Somehow I doubt our detractors care to think about that aspect, though.

[kezza]

Anthony...you have already met me! You know what I look like! You can verify cj and I as sisters! Save me putting up a hideous pic.eek! Watching this board is almost a fulltime job for gods sake! When do you people get any work done!

To everyone who said hello and welcome..hello and welcome back :) Now that I am coming close to my 21st b'day I should hopefully be coming to Vegas or LA with cj in the near future...so watch out! I'll be a little crazy!! And for birthday presents...I think my list consists of boys between 20 and 25..hint hint peaches! Fedex him over!

kezza is hopeless at hiding stuff from them ;-) yeah yeah..i know..just 'cos you got away with everything :angry:
Kezza as pretty as cj? umm..no
I mean, she is crazy watch it jesse..i'll stick up for my big sis..violence could occur..she ain't the only crazy one :)

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by kezza@Jul 2 2003, 02:37 AM
I think my list consists of boys between 20 and 25...
crap :(

[cj]

Originally posted by Rox+Jul 2 2003, 12:34 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rox @ Jul 2 2003, 12:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Jul 1 2003, 07:29 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--slavdogg@Jul 1 2003, 11:20 AM
it just hit me
CJ and Kezza are the first sisters team to work together in adult web and not be content. THats cool !

:rokk:
Rox and LilBitch come to mind. :awinky:
:rokk: Welcome, kezza! You & cj must come & party with the Bitch sisters one of these days. Bring your party 'tude -- and in the spirit of love of womankind, some Tim Tams!
[/b][/quote]
uh oh, this could be dangerous :biglaugh:
poor sykkboy - this time he's going to be even more outnumbered :yowsa:

Once he gets in uniform, keep cj away from the poor boy. :D

when he gets the uniform it will just be a bonus ... i'll hush now so peaches doesn't get all squeemish hearing her son discussed like a piece of meat :lol:

Kezza as pretty as cj?

she got the looks, i got the brains ;-)

[Timon]

3rd page already?

I think kezza just broke the record of longest introduction thread! ;-)

[cj]

Originally posted by Timon@Jul 2 2003, 08:41 AM
3rd page already?

I think kezza just broke the record of longest introduction thread! ;-)
I think undermyspell broke that too, only not quite so gracefully :biglaugh:

[Mike AI]

3rd page already?

I think kezza just broke the record of longest introduction thread! ;-)

Yeah and still, NO PHOTO!!!

:D

[Timon]

Originally posted by cj@Jul 2 2003, 09:15 AM
I think undermyspell broke that too, only not quite so gracefully
Ok how's this for a record:

First 3 page thread ever that is not a pissing match ;-)

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Jul 2 2003, 02:52 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Jul 2 2003, 02:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--kezza@Jul 2 2003, 02:37 AM
I think my list consists of boys between 20 and 25...
crap :([/b][/quote]
Leaves a lot of people here off the possibility list!! <_<

What's wrong with men in their thirties? :huh:

[Timon]

Originally posted by kezza@Jul 2 2003, 02:37 AM
I think my list consists of boys between 20 and 25..
So if you wait one more year you can date Nick Tukhman ;-))

[Rolo]

If she can find him :rolleyes:

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by cj@Jul 2 2003, 08:08 AM

uh oh, this could be dangerous :biglaugh:
poor sykkboy - this time he's going to be even more outnumbered :yowsa:

yes!

er, I mean, "no, please, be nice to me" ;-)))

[cj]

Originally posted by Timon+Jul 2 2003, 10:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Timon @ Jul 2 2003, 10:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jul 2 2003, 09:15 AM
I think undermyspell broke that too, only not quite so gracefully
Ok how's this for a record:

First 3 page thread ever that is not a pissing match ;-)[/b][/quote]
LOL

i think its because we all miss the flat board and when a general chit chat thread like this comes by, we are all happy to ramble on with small talk


Mike, i'll find a photo later - i'm a little nervous though, she's got that look you like <_<

[Opti]

Originally posted by Timon+Jul 3 2003, 01:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Timon @ Jul 3 2003, 01:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jul 2 2003, 09:15 AM
I think undermyspell broke that too, only not quite so gracefully
Ok how's this for a record:

First 3 page thread ever that is not a pissing match ;-)[/b][/quote]
First 3 page thread (Timon is posting in) ever that is not a pissing match ;-)

:moon:

[BradShaw]

So which sister does more drugs?

Which one is more bitter towards men?

[Mike AI]

Mike, i'll find a photo later - i'm a little nervous though, she's got that look you like

The breathing one? :D HEHEHE Seriously, I am sure she has good gentics....

Fortunately for the family, I am a few thousands miles away, and married....

But you really should bring her to Internext... B)

[cj]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jul 3 2003, 12:04 AM
So which sister does more drugs?

Which one is more bitter towards men?
that's easy

me & me

the real question though brad is what kind of drugs do YOU do?

if you don't currently, i guarantee you'll become addicted to some kind of prescribed drug at some stage in your life to cope with how pathetic your life has become ...

my use is recreational, like fishing but yours will be dependency that will require therapy :okthumb:

[BradShaw]

CJ, if you knew me, you would know I do not have an addictive personality at all. Be it gambling, drugs, etc.

I am actually much more open minded about drugs these days. Even hung out with KB in a smoke filled room in Vegas!

Recall seeing you so blitzed out of your mind at a show, it was very unbecoming of a lady.

[Timon]

Originally posted by Opti@Jul 2 2003, 11:58 PM
First 3 page thread (Timon is posting in) ever that is not a pissing match ;-)

Yeah I can handle this one, they're all short and to the point posts ;-)

[Opti]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jul 3 2003, 03:36 PM
CJ, if you knew me, you would know I do not have an addictive personality at all. Be it gambling, drugs, etc.

I am actually much more open minded about drugs these days. Even hung out with KB in a smoke filled room in Vegas!

Recall seeing you so blitzed out of your mind at a show, it was very unbecoming of a lady.

haha Cj was talking about your Lithium..

been begging any content hoes for blowies lately pugsly?

[BradShaw]

Next.

[cj]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jul 3 2003, 12:36 AM
CJ, if you knew me, you would know I do not have an addictive personality at all. Be it gambling, drugs, etc.

I am actually much more open minded about drugs these days. Even hung out with KB in a smoke filled room in Vegas!

Recall seeing you so blitzed out of your mind at a show, it was very unbecoming of a lady.
the only activity I partake in is a smoke, and i would have been asleep on the floor if i had've smoked before a show event ... its not a very social activity unless everyone in the room is on the same level. you should try it, it will give you a sense of humour at least ... i don't think i've ever seen your miserable face crack a smile

if i was 'blitzed' i was drunk, something which I don't partake in any more for health reasons :okthumb: and i agree, being drunk is a very unflattering state to be in - for both men and women - but a woman drunk is rarely a good look. i'm still young enough not to know better - you remember what that was like don't you brad?

unbecoming of a lady? i work in porn you moron. if i worried about whether my actions were lady-like i wouldn't be able to call you a cunt so often ...

anything else?

[cj]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jul 3 2003, 12:51 AM
Next.
been begging any content hoes for blowies lately pugsly?

HAHAHHAHAH

come on brad, face the question ... just tell shawcutie not to read the board for a few days ...

she'll eventually find out about your hooker fetish & why you really go to vegas so often ... make sure you get a 'hooker loop' built into the prenup :biglaugh: