Colin where are you

[Vick]

Between JR and Forest and Forest and JR
(I don't know who gets top billing in their show) and reading their posts and threads I'm starting to feel like the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz (before he saw the Wizard and then realized he already had a brain)


I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain--Whoa!


or JR can you do some more funny inspired photoshop stuff?


from your loving audience

[Almighty Colin]

Vick,

I'll be your bitch but just for today.

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...t=ST&f=1&t=4306 (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?act=ST&f=1&t=4306)

[Timon]

Will you be my bitch tomorrow?

[JR]

Colin never agreed to be my bitch.
all Vick needed to do was cut and paste some lyrics.
i coulda done that.

:(

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Timon@Jun 23 2003, 09:29 AM
Will you be my bitch tomorrow?
Pay it forward.

[cj]

i love that scarecrow song!!!

:bdance:

[Timon]

Originally posted by JR@Jun 23 2003, 09:30 AM
Colin never agreed to be my bitch.

You don't know what you're missing, Colin studied the anatomy of the penis and he applies his science to giving the best blowjobs known to mankind!

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Timon@Jun 23 2003, 09:45 AM
Colin studied the anatomy of the penis and he applies his science to giving the best blowjobs known to mankind!
I'm self-taught!

[Timon]

Originally posted by Colin+Jun 23 2003, 09:51 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Jun 23 2003, 09:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Timon@Jun 23 2003, 09:45 AM
Colin studied the anatomy of the penis and he applies his science to giving the best blowjobs known to mankind!
I'm self-taught![/b][/quote]
I forgot, he's VERY flexible too ;-))

[cj]

i learnt a posture in yoga a few weeks ago which, if i had a dick, would allow me to suck it.

sometimes, it sucks (ha!) to be a chick.

[Timon]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 23 2003, 09:56 AM
i learnt a posture in yoga a few weeks ago which, if i had a dick, would allow me to suck it.

sometimes, it sucks (ha!) to be a chick.
Sounds like time to learn yoga!! ;-)

[cj]

Originally posted by Timon+Jun 23 2003, 10:03 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Timon @ Jun 23 2003, 10:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jun 23 2003, 09:56 AM
i learnt a posture in yoga a few weeks ago which, if i had a dick, would allow me to suck it.

sometimes, it sucks (ha!) to be a chick.
Sounds like time to learn yoga!! ;-)[/b][/quote]
lay down on your back, raise both of your legs, put your hands under your butt cheeks, keep raising your legs with each exhalation, until your toes are touching the floor above your head

:okthumb:

[Vick]

Thank you Colin - even if it did include cow flatulence :okthumb:


CJ - Thanks for the material for the interesting visual of you in a um ... very interesting (yoga) position :D

[Timon]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 23 2003, 10:19 AM

lay down on your back, raise both of your legs, put your hands under your butt cheeks, keep raising your legs with each exhalation, until your toes are touching the floor above your head

hmmm... interesting approach, I always tried the other way round but it never worked ;-(

[cj]

Originally posted by Timon+Jun 23 2003, 10:22 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Timon @ Jun 23 2003, 10:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jun 23 2003, 10:19 AM

lay down on your back, raise both of your legs, put your hands under your butt cheeks, keep raising your legs with each exhalation, until your toes are touching the floor above your head

hmmm... interesting approach, I always tried the other way round but it never worked ;-([/b][/quote]
at least now you know what you are doing wrong!

practice makes perfect!

[cj]

Originally posted by Vick@Jun 23 2003, 10:22 AM
CJ - Thanks for the material for the interesting visual of you in a um ... very interesting (yoga) position :D
try it!

i propose an oprano challenge for the boys ... the girls will judge it at phbIII

:P

[Timon]

I tried but then my girlfriend walked in.... I pulled a muscle and now I'm stuck in this position.... ;-(

Looks like I'll have to hobble over to the chiropractor with my dick in my mouth ;-((

[Vick]

CJ - I'm old, brittle, not real flexible and really don't want my genitals in my face (I know where they've been) :unsure:


Really like the visual of you doing it a lot better than me trying (even though it might be rather funny looking watching me try)


Edit - Timon - that's hilarious!!!! :D



Last edited by Vick at Jun 23 2003, 10:38 AM

[cj]

LMAO

Timon, that was a classic
i should have mentioned that it takes a lot of practice to get to the final pose LOL

Vick, never too old or too brittle to learn new tricks ;-)