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JR
06-18-2003, 01:47 PM
Disclaimer: Gerbil stuffing (Gerbilling) is both DANGEROUS and CRUEL. DO NOT DO THIS. If you have practiced gerbil stuffing and have encountered difficulty, you are encouraged to seek prompt medical attention. No information contained herein is to be construed as medical advice or authoritative information.


if you happen to have one stuck in your ass... please go to this informative and helpful website for rodent extraction (http://gerbil-stuffing.health-page.com)

sarettah
06-18-2003, 02:09 PM
Damn... I wish I had known that last month when.. oops.. Oh, nevermind.. I didn't say a damn thing....

:yowsa:

Ironhorse
06-18-2003, 04:32 PM
Hehe :o

Timon
06-19-2003, 02:40 AM
Now THIS would REALLY ruin my day:


http://www.d-zyn.com/gresmedical/gerbil_in_brain.gif

voodooman
06-19-2003, 04:06 AM
This thread has Timon written all over it.

Carry on Timon, just be careful now, ok?

Timon
06-19-2003, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by voodooman@Jun 19 2003, 03:14 AM
This thread has Timon written all over it.

Carry on Timon, just be careful now, ok?
I love the feeling of a nice cuddly gerbil crawling up my rectum, but that website made me think twice about doing it again...

Thank God for you a dick can't crawl up and gnaw at your brain so at least don't have to reconsider YOUR favorite activity! ;-)

Bad Boy Rob
06-19-2003, 04:45 AM
There was a documentary on this bloke in the UK who used to put adverts in the paper worded "I want to buy your amateur videos". He could not put adult for some legal reason. He was talking about all the videos he had been sent and how he had made a multi million pund fortune through it. Anyway the second biggest ever selling video he had could only be sold in Sweden. They could not show it but he described in as an old bloke of 70 plus shoving a length of clear drainage piping up his arse then letting hamsters run down. :barfon: