Confession booth.....

[Winetalk.com]

when I was 12, at my sister's wedding,
I found myself in bed with my 19 years old cousin...and when she fell asleep after the wedding,
I checked her boobs with my hands for an hour 'till I passed out.

today is the FIRST time I told this to anyone...

and YOU?
;-)))

[cj]

hhahhahahahahhahahahahhaahahaaa

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 11 2003, 06:38 PM
hhahhahahahahhahahahahhaahahaaa
chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cj]

i've never done anything that naughty ... or at least i've never kept anything naughty that i did do a secret ...
:biglaugh:

[Peaches]

When I was 15, I broke up with my boyfriend. A guy that had a crush on me for a while asked me out, I said yes, then got back together with the boyfriend and made my boyfriend call the other guy and break my date. I am scum. :(

[hibbidiji]

I was dating a chick and started nailing her sister.... ended up screwing my girlfriends sister in my girlfriends bed ;)

damn I'm proud

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by hibbidiji@Jun 11 2003, 09:30 PM
I was dating a chick and started nailing her sister.... ended up screwing my girlfriends sister in my girlfriends bed ;)

damn I'm proud
how old were you when it happened for the first time?

(just comparing the notes)
;-)))

[sarettah]

I stole change from the Dad's suit jacket pocket..... for a while (hanging head in shame)

:(

[amacontent]

When I was 38 I gave my telephone number to SOBE :headwall:

[Rox]

When I was 17, I was mad at my first boyfriend... so hung out at the local lake during his "senior ditch day" and made out with an older guy (who became boyfriend #2). Boyfriend never saw me, hiding in plain sight :groucho: but later that night I surprised him by telling him what he'd been doing all day, and advised him NOT to be surprised when he saw the hickeys I got from his nemesis.

Man, it felt so good to be baaaaddddd. :rokk:

[Timon]

I once rang somebody's doorbell and ran away...

[JR]

i walked out of a store in Bellevue Washington just in time to see a 17 year old kid slam into the back this womans new Jaguar. her car was mangled and i was pretty sure she was hurt.

i called 911 on my mobile phone as i ran up to her to make sure that she did not move and see if she bleeding or had and critical injuries. she was semi-conscious and dazed but seemed to be ok. the kid that hit her, had already gotten out of his car and was ok.

she started to come around and was wearing her seatbelt and did not seem to be hurt. she slowly got out of her car and staggered to the sidewalk and slowly lifted her head to survey the damage. she looked silently at the scene and started to cry as it began to sink in what had just happened.

once we established that everyone was ok and the ambulance was coming, the kid sheepishly admitted that he not only did not have insurance, but he did not even have a drivers license.

the woman really started to cry. she said that she had just gotten her car back from the shop because she got hit in a parking lot two weeks earlier from a kid with no insurance.

she continued to sob and looking for some comforting words and reassurance that everything would be ok, when she again lifted her head, looked at me and said "i cant believe this is happening to me", "i cant believe how bad my luck is".

I looked at her, smiled a kind, sympathetic and understanding smile and said "you know what they say"?

she brightened up a little bit and asked "what" in a hopeful tone, waiting for me to say that one thing to make everything ok again.

"bad things always come in 3's", I said.
"you really gotta wonder whats next"

her smile turned into a blank expressionless stare as she pondered what horrible event was next... her knees buckled and she hit the ground.

i always felt really bad about that moment.

[Bad Boy Rob]

Originally posted by sarettah@Jun 11 2003, 06:57 PM
I stole change from the Dad's suit jacket pocket..... for a while (hanging head in shame)

:(
I stole £35 from my Dad's wallet 10 years ago and I still feel like shit about it. :boohoo:



Last edited by Bad Boy Rob at Jun 12 2003, 01:56 AM

[cj]

Originally posted by amacontent@Jun 11 2003, 10:27 PM
When I was 38 I gave my telephone number to SOBE :headwall:
HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
classic

:wnw:

[Forest]

once the statute of limitations is up Ill post about it

:P

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Forest@Jun 12 2003, 06:37 AM
once the statute of limitations is up Ill post about it

:P
oh my!!!!!
;-))))

[Rolo]

This past week I have been lurking at GFY...

[Opti]

Originally posted by Rolo@Jun 12 2003, 09:43 PM
This past week I have been lurking at GFY...
god I am ashamed for this too... I even made a post :(

Didn't everybody want to play with their 19 year old cousin's breasts at 12!?

[Winetalk.com]

Opti,
it's a HUGE difference between "wanting" and actually "playing"
;-)))

[Opti]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 12 2003, 10:52 PM
Opti,
it's a HUGE difference between "wanting" and actually "playing"
;-)))
I know :(

I was frustrated youth

[Torone]

Classified...

[Bad Boy Rob]

actually I once got a blow job in chemistry off my mates girlfriend. It was awesome as she had to swallow, I felt no remorse just a relaxing sensation and the realisation that there was away to enjoy a chemistry lesson. I was 15 at the time.

Shit this feels like like Ricki Lake stuff with your host with the most "Serge"

....and on todays 'Oprano' show we will be discussing can teenage fuck ups get away with oral sex in their school lessons and do a Clinton to avoid detention...Please let us hear your appreciation for the host with the cutest back side on the Internet 'Serge Oprano'!!!!" :rokk:

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Forest@Jun 12 2003, 06:37 AM
once the statute of limitations is up Ill post about it

:P
hahahahaha I was thinking exactly the same thing.

damn I could write a book, especially during my pro-domme crazy days.

When I was in my 20's my best friend and I invited some people over for dinner. We started drinking early and found ourselves in the kitchen fucking around. She laughed and joked about fucking each other with cucumbers and then serving them for dinner. I thought it was a good idea so we did it. I didn't tell her then that I had already fucked a cucumber when I was younger. That's a whole other story and I need to be careful because my mom likes to do internet searches to see what I'm up to.

I could write a whole book on things I've made men do in public. Things they begged me to make them do.

I've got this guy IM'ing me right now begging to come visit me. I need my yard mowed really bad. I think i'll invite him over dressed in a tutu and mow my grass. I'll take pictures.

[Winetalk.com]

DV,
you remionded me another thing I am not exactly proud of...

I was 32, freshly circumsized and at the party guys asked me to proves that it's true and show my dick.

I obliged,
and put my dick in bandages on somebody's plate at the dinner table.

we forgot to tell the hostess to change thye plate and I wonder 'till this day who exactly ate from that plate
;-))))

[Opti]

When I saw this thread I thought it was going to be about your personal ad on GFY!

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano



welll......yes, this si ME!

http://www.baldbastard.com/kiwibastard.gif

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.p...threadid=141292 (http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=141292)



Last edited by Opti at Jun 13 2003, 12:22 AM

[DaveM]

Originally posted by Timon@Jun 11 2003, 10:32 PM
I once rang somebody's doorbell and ran away...
What- no flaming bag of dog crap? Amateur! :groucho:

[Anthony]

HAHAHAHA, there's just so many. Just the last 3 years alone... hahahaha.

[SykkBoy]

I was dating a girl and my penis accidently fell into her sister's vagina...

When I was 14 I nailed a mormon bishop's daughter in a room in the back of the church while he was out practicing his sermon....

wait, I don't feel so bad about that last one...

[Nickatilynx]

it's a HUGE difference between "wanting" and actually "playing"
;-)))



Not if you are Catholic!

Me? I have never done nuttin :)

[Cassie]

after i graduated hs my bf then broke up with me. a few months later he wanted to get back together but by that time i had met the most awesome guy (well at that time he was that to me). i called my ex and told him to meet me at my house later that evening. meanwhile i was out with my new man. i came home and my ex was waiting outside. when he came over to talk to me (my new bf was standing there) i told him there was no chance in hell that i would get back together with him and to take a long, hard look at the type of guy i was with now for he was older and far more established then my ex would ever be.

6 months later i moved to ny and my gf in fl said my ex ended up in jail.

such as life!

[Winetalk.com]

I have a question...
should I feel remorse asking every telemarketer who calls REGARDLESS of their sex,
when was the last time they sucked cock?

[Nickatilynx]

No.It is non-discrimantory and IMHO I believe your line of questioning is politically correct.

Many male telemarketers are probably gay.

(Not that there is anything wrong with that)

You are an equal opportunity pisser.

[Winetalk.com]

before they answer my question,
I throw a chaser:
"In your opinion,
cum tastes sweet or bitter?

;-)))

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by JR@Jun 12 2003, 03:07 AM
i walked out of a store in Bellevue Washington just in time to see a 17 year old kid slam into the back this womans new Jaguar. her car was mangled and i was pretty sure she was hurt.

i called 911 on my mobile phone as i ran up to her to make sure that she did not move and see if she bleeding or had and critical injuries. she was semi-conscious and dazed but seemed to be ok. the kid that hit her, had already gotten out of his car and was ok.

she started to come around and was wearing her seatbelt and did not seem to be hurt. she slowly got out of her car and staggered to the sidewalk and slowly lifted her head to survey the damage. she looked silently at the scene and started to cry as it began to sink in what had just happened.

once we established that everyone was ok and the ambulance was coming, the kid sheepishly admitted that he not only did not have insurance, but he did not even have a drivers license.

the woman really started to cry. she said that she had just gotten her car back from the shop because she got hit in a parking lot two weeks earlier from a kid with no insurance.

she continued to sob and looking for some comforting words and reassurance that everything would be ok, when she again lifted her head, looked at me and said "i cant believe this is happening to me", "i cant believe how bad my luck is".

I looked at her, smiled a kind, sympathetic and understanding smile and said "you know what they say"?

she brightened up a little bit and asked "what" in a hopeful tone, waiting for me to say that one thing to make everything ok again.

"bad things always come in 3's", I said.
"you really gotta wonder whats next"

her smile turned into a blank expressionless stare as she pondered what horrible event was next... her knees buckled and she hit the ground.

i always felt really bad about that moment.
Oh man..... I can just see it now...


TIMMMMMMBBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!

THUNK!!

I just about fell out of my chair laughing when I read that JR!! Poor lady!!

[$tanDaMan]

I once partnered up with this kid Nick... :grrr:

[Mike AI]

I once partnered up with this kid Nick...

HAHAHA Classic!!!

[Anthony]

Originally posted by $tanDaMan@Jun 13 2003, 01:44 PM
I once partnered up with this kid Nick... :grrr:
Hahahahahahahaha, didn't we all.

[voodooman]

Originally posted by $tanDaMan@Jun 13 2003, 03:44 PM
I once partnered up with this kid Nick... :grrr:
I worked for him, does that count as despicable?



:D

[Ironhorse]

In high-school some friends and I hung out in someone's dad's covered boat in the driveway. About 5-6 am we used cordless phone to call neighbor across the street and claim to be police, we told them their son had been arrested for heroin trafficking or something major like that.

Needless to say the police arrived soon, but since we were in the boat, we watched them search around and they never discovered us. That was pretty mean, I feel so bad :matey:

[Forest]

Originally posted by Anthony+Jun 13 2003, 02:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Jun 13 2003, 02:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--$tanDaMan@Jun 13 2003, 01:44 PM
I once partnered up with this kid Nick... :grrr:
Hahahahahahahaha, didn't we all.[/b][/quote]
hahahahahahaha

Kudos to both of you

[cj]

Originally posted by Anthony+Jun 13 2003, 05:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Jun 13 2003, 05:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--$tanDaMan@Jun 13 2003, 01:44 PM
I once partnered up with this kid Nick... :grrr:
Hahahahahahahaha, didn't we all.[/b][/quote]
LOL
this thread is full of classic one liners!!!