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Dianna Vesta
05-28-2003, 01:46 PM
The pornmasters bar is now open. Every tonic, potion, elixir, brew, liquor, wine, fruit, garnish, spirit is available to you. You are about to serve and impress the very best in the industry…

What will you serve and how will it be unique?

Get creative.

Mike AI
05-28-2003, 02:29 PM
While I dislike the French, and have been boycotting their goods when I can, I cannot give up on Grey Goose... it is the best Vodka out there.

I know there may be some comprable ones, but many bars do not carry the smaller micro-vodkas....

Anyone has an opinion?

I like it straight up.... in a madress, sometimes as a colins... very refresing!

:stout:

Nickatilynx
05-28-2003, 02:39 PM
Try "everclear"

Not Voddie...but holy shit!!!! LOL :barfon:

Mike AI
05-28-2003, 03:08 PM
Nick when I was in college we used to make Jungle Juice.... used everclear... could not taste the liquer at all - but if you lit a match in the room........ BOOM!!!!

Very effective for young coeds.... B)

Winetalk.com
05-28-2003, 03:13 PM
my drink of choice is Caperinia...
crush lime with 2 spoons of sugar into a glass,
fill it with crushed ice and...Cachacca
(Brazilian Sugar Cane distill)

I can only drink 3, after 4th I can't drive
;-)))

dantheman
05-28-2003, 03:18 PM
haha, when I was a young lad we were at destin for the week one spring break when we ran out of gas on the bridge from ft walton, we used 2 bottles of everclear to get to a gas station:)

umm good punch, We called it Jim Jones Jungle Juice Or instant panty remover :rokk:

Dianna Vesta
05-28-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Mike AI@May 28 2003, 01:37 PM
While I dislike the French, and have been boycotting their goods when I can, I cannot give up on Grey Goose... it is the best Vodka out there.

I know there may be some comprable ones, but many bars do not carry the smaller micro-vodkas....

Anyone has an opinion?

I like it straight up.... in a madress, sometimes as a colins... very refresing!

:stout:
I totally agree. I'm a dirty martini girl. Every now and then I'll add a few drop of watermelon or sour apple pucker.

If I can't get it, my next choice is Belvedere.

I like to make homemade lemonade, add good vodka and then some spearmint sprigs, lightly crushed.

At my promo VIP party I’d have Pamela Anderson as a live buffet, covered in delicacies. A mound of caviar sour cream on eat breast. She would be legs spread like a big Y- nested in her trimmed bush a straw. Beneath her a keg of martini’s, very cold yet never iced.

That’s one drink, I guess everyone shares. I’ll have to get back to this dream in a bit.

Damn it’s flooding out here! Thank goddess I have a Jeep.

Dianna Vesta
05-28-2003, 04:13 PM
It's not just about your favorite drink... remember it's a VIP pornmaster party and you are trying to impress. You've anyone or anything at your disposal.

OK, let's try this.... Mike & Serge- You have an unlimited budget you MUST spend on a Internext webmaster party. This is the last hoorah and the party that shows who the real players really are. Not a PHB but the big shabang. The biggest people in the adult industry have RSVP'ed.

You want it to be the party of all parties. You need to pick a party theme, one of a kind drinks and of course, party favors. :yowsa:

Everyone can do this. Let's see what kind of party you'd throw.

Nickatilynx
05-28-2003, 04:28 PM
"""Damn it’s flooding out here"""

You ARE excited! ;)

Cuba Libre... at Hemmingways at the Hyatt Regency Grand Cyprus.After 7 You can't walk! Hemmingway could drink 27 it seems. :)


Dantheman,
I thought you could run a car on Everclear!Proof! :)

My usual drink of choice is Gin Martini. ....oh yeah! :)

MikeW
05-28-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 28 2003, 04:36 PM
My usual drink of choice is Gin Martini. ....oh yeah! :)
Hey Now!!! I'll second that ;-))) Nothing like a nice 'Bone Dry' to cap off the day ... :hic:

:rokk:

voodooman
05-28-2003, 05:00 PM
Vodka, straight.

I dont even really care what kind.

Oh, and Tequila. Either Tarantula or Patron.

Forest
05-29-2003, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@May 28 2003, 11:21 AM
my drink of choice is Caperinia...
crush lime with 2 spoons of sugar into a glass,
fill it with crushed ice and...Cachacca
(Brazilian Sugar Cane distill)

I can only drink 3, after 4th I can't drive
;-)))
he speaks the TRUTH!!!

:wnw:

I couldnt finish 1 of them

but then again Im a Light weight

:hic: :stout:

Vick
05-29-2003, 11:32 AM
A bottle (or 2) of Red Breast with a coke back

entertainment .... amazing me, thrill me, provoke my imagination and intellect, make me laugh, maybe even cry but make sure the entertainment engages my senses, makes a great impression, encourages insightful conversation and leaves me wanting more

and a few gratuitous breasts wouldn't hurt


(did I just describe Cirque du Soleil meets Dali?)

Dianna Vesta
05-29-2003, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Vick@May 29 2003, 10:40 AM
A bottle (or 2) of Red Breast with a coke back

entertainment .... amazing me, thrill me, provoke my imagination and intellect, make me laugh, maybe even cry but make sure the entertainment engages my senses, makes a great impression, encourages insightful conversation and leaves me wanting more

and a few gratuitous breasts wouldn't hurt


(did I just describe Cirque du Soleil meets Dali?)
What is Red Breast?

LadyMischief
05-29-2003, 06:55 PM
My personal preference is a nice soda water with profuse amounts of real lemon juice.. Not sweetened with a couple of ice cubes :) I rarely drink alcohol :)

Vick
05-29-2003, 07:06 PM
Red Breasts is either what I can deliver in a um .... fun session :groucho:

or a premium preferred whiskey
For my taste the best Irish Whiskey (and occasionally hard to find, I have to special order it here in Maryland)

Triple distilled and aged for 12 years. Made with malted and unmalted barley it is the only continuously produced 100% pure pot still Irish Whiskey

http://www.thetoucan.co.uk/Toucan/whiskey/...s/RedBreast.htm (http://www.thetoucan.co.uk/Toucan/whiskey/contents/RedBreast.htm)

Was never a Whiskey drinker until I was introduced to Red Breast
and I would look with incredible disdain (and might just take their damn drink) if anyone tried to dilute (mix) Red Breast with any other beverage


All BS aside it is an incredible whiskey

sarettah
05-29-2003, 11:31 PM
Bartender..... BARTENDER !!!!!!!!

I want to buy the house a round.....

Yeah, you heard me.......

I WANT TO BUY THE HOUSE A FRIGGING ROUND !!!!!!

Give me one beer.... Yeah, ONE FRIGGING BEER !!!

..........................

and 20 straws.......

:nyanya:

(Tequila or Mescal (gotta have the worm..no salt, no lime) with a beer to follow it down)