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Gynecologist charged with rape, sexual battery
-The Associated Press
CLEVELAND - A gynecologist was indicted on charges accusing him of raping and fondling patients during examinations.
A Cuyahoga County grand jury returned a 53-count indictment against Dr. Azzam Ahmed, 56, of suburban Moreland Hills, for rape, sexual battery and other charges.
Thirty-seven women ages 21 to 55 accused Ahmed, a doctor with 25 years' experience, of sexual wrongdoing, Assistant County Prosecutor James Gutierrez said.
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does this REALLY surprise anyone?
what kind of guy wants to sit and look at vaginas all day long if he is not a freak? Lets be honest here. is a male gynecologist just concerned about the global issue of a cleaner, healthier vagina? how does one come to have a genuine medical and scientific interest in the vagina? how can it not possibly be sexual for a male?
If i were king of the planet, i would take every male that wanted to specialize vaginas and register them as sexual predators.
which also makes me wonder... what kind of person would become a proctologist? someone with an honest appreciation for assholes? that just freaks me out too. i am not saying that they may not be necessary, but its kinda like a politician.... the guy who really wants the job is probably the last person that should actually have the job.
exactly which part about being a proctologist is the most gratifying? whats that one thing that makes a proctologist wake up and say to himself "ah... i cant wait to get to the office today"? at least for a gynecologist, i could understand the motivation.
Nickatilynx
05-25-2003, 05:13 PM
I have a friend who is a gynecologist.
He is semi-retired,but likes to keep his hand in :D
:stout:
Last edited by Nickatilynx at May 25 2003, 04:22 PM
Peaches
05-25-2003, 06:32 PM
My mother is a midwife, and except for the perverts you get in any industry, the doctors have seen so much that it really is just "medical" to them. Very few women that come in and spread their legs are what you see on pornsites. The majority of them are old, overweight, unclean, and many times they're there because they have a disease. :barfon: Doctors are usually in medicine for 1 of 2 reasons: The money or the true desire to help. Neither of those is sexual in nature. :awinky: (well, to some of you the money might be, hehehe).
I've been to a few OB/GYN's, but just in GA. Every one of them has had a nurse present during the exam. I don't know if it's state law or not (I guess I could ask my mom, lol!), but they aren't even given the opportunity for any hanky panky here. :)
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 25 2003, 04:21 PM
I have a friend who is a gynecologist.
He is semi-retired,but likes to keep his hand in :D
:stout:
gyno says to his patient, don't be nervous dear, i'm just going to num the area
num num num num num
(joke is funnier with sound)
:biglaugh:
JR, like peaches said, there is nothing sexual about a vagina that needs to see a doctor ... i often wonder how these men can go home to their wives & look at hers ... imagine the grossest vagina you've been with in your sexual history, & that's what a gyno deals with every day!
people often assume we are in this business because we like porn ... i guess its true for some but for most its just a job.
as for a proctologist, I have no idea what could encourage someone to work with the grossest hole in the body ... but of all the doctors i've seen, these guys have the best sense of humor (always bad butt puns).
You know what's said about Gynecologists
Spreaders of old wives tails ....
Ba-da-bing
Originally posted by cj@May 25 2003, 03:32 PM
JR, like peaches said, there is nothing sexual about a vagina that needs to see a doctor ... i often wonder how these men can go home to their wives & look at hers ... imagine the grossest vagina you've been with in your sexual history, & that's what a gyno deals with every day!
people often assume we are in this business because we like porn ... i guess its true for some but for most its just a job.
as for a proctologist, I have no idea what could encourage someone to work with the grossest hole in the body ... but of all the doctors i've seen, these guys have the best sense of humor (always bad butt puns).
i guess you guys give men a little more credit than i do.
from time to time, i think about gynecologists and why a male would gravitate towards that. Peaches is talking about a general idea that people in medicine want to help others, or want to make money. i agree. but a doctor can also achieve both of those things in any other field of medicine. ... but why gynecology?
CJ, you can tell me that you manage your sites, you see it all the time "its just business"... BUT can you also honestly tell me that you dont get turned on from time to time? Isn't that a fair and similar argument?
as a man, i personally dont believe that a male can spend most of his time looking at a womans vagina and that it will not be sexual to some extent, some of the time. its 10,000,000 - 20,000,000 million years of evolution and biology that tells us that it IS sexual and it IS time to get aroused.
men are idiots.
men with a pussy in their face are hopeless idiots.
Originally posted by JR@May 26 2003, 12:43 AM
i guess you guys give men a little more credit than i do.
from time to time, i think about gynecologists and why a male would gravitate towards that. Peaches is talking about a general idea that people in medicine want to help others, or want to make money. i agree. but a doctor can also achieve both of those things in any other field of medicine. ... but why gynecology?
CJ, you can tell me that you manage your sites, you see it all the time "its just business"... BUT can you also honestly tell me that you dont get turned on from time to time? Isn't that a fair and similar argument?
as a man, i personally dont believe that a male can spend most of his time looking at a womans vagina and that it will not be sexual to some extent, some of the time. its 10,000,000 - 20,000,000 million years of evolution and biology that tells us that it IS sexual and it IS time to get aroused.
men are idiots.
men with a pussy in their face are hopeless idiots.
STOP IT!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!
JR, I'll let you in on a little secret ...
EVERY SINGLE WOMAN who goes to a gyno is laying there wondering what the person with their face in our crotch is thinking ... while we are nervously worrying that we shaved it all right, or that there's no underwear fluff stuck anywhere, the gyno is attempting to shove a cold, long metal object with a SEPARATOR on the end, into a dry, tense hole ... once its inside, a sharp metal object is used to SCRAPE some skin off the wall of the vagina ...
we have long conversations at sunday lunch about how the gyno doesn't care about our vagina because they see around 14 per day, we try to convince ourselves, & each other, that what you are saying ISN'T true ... what you are doing is attempting to destroy the entire safety net we build around ourselves to make gyno visits easier!!
This thread is comparable to me describing to you, in detail, the male clap test... it involves a cotton bud & the eye of your penis! need i say more?!??!?
:biglaugh:
I think the male experience is much different CJ. Men are stupid.
for a woman, they are hoping that its just business, everything is fine and they are hoping or telling themselves that he probably didn't notice you while you were there.
see... for a man to go have a female doctor so she can stuff i Q-Tip in his penis, its different. it's different because things are running through his mind like:
"wow, she looks pretty hot for an older chick"
or "oh my God, those nurses outfits really turn me on"
or "shit! i can see down her shirt... she had to have planned that... this chick is hot, she must really like me"
or most importantly "hehe... yeah baby, you know how to hold that thing, you like it don't you"
a guy would walk away from that exame being totally convinced that she wanted him, that she really liked his penis and that she was just two seconds away from fucking his brains out if he would have just sent the right signal or not have missed his chance.
while that exam is happening, he is convincing himself that she touched his penis in what was DEFINATELY a more personal way than she touched any other guys' penis and he will spend the next week or so, trying to dream up excuses to go back and getting the nerve to call and make an appointment.
Last edited by JR at May 25 2003, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by JR@May 26 2003, 12:43 AM
men with a pussy in their face are hopeless idiots.
Speak for yourself there JR
I found out looooong men can use sex a a weapon also
Maybe a more accurate statement would be
the average man with pussy in his face is a hopeless idiot
edit - turning them on and then turing then down is more fun for men than women
Women rarely get turned down and when you do it is so devastating to the female ego they either blow up or go around wondering "what's wrong with me, he didn't want me?"
Last edited by Vick at May 26 2003, 01:44 AM
vick! i'm shocked :o
playing nasty mind games on poor ladies!
& I thought you were such a nice boy!
JR, you have never had the sensation of a q-tip up the shaft? ... safe bet you would NOT be thinking about the nurses breasts!!!!
plus, considering men have such a low pain threshold compared to women, i'm imagining you wouldn't be thinking about nurses breasts for at least a few hours :P
serge, while you were passing those huge stones recently, what were you thinking about?
Dravyk
05-26-2003, 05:07 AM
This is all giving me frightening flash backs to the South Park "Truth or Dare" episode in the tree house. :gbounce:
Originally posted by cj@May 25 2003, 11:25 PM
plus, considering men have such a low pain threshold compared to women, i'm imagining you wouldn't be thinking about nurses breasts for at least a few hours :P
If given birth is more painful then getting kicked real hard in the balls, then I :salute: all women
Winetalk.com
05-26-2003, 06:56 AM
as for a proctologist, I have no idea what could encourage someone to work with the grossest hole in the body ... but of all the doctors i've seen, these guys have the best sense of humor (always bad butt puns).
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I looooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee ee my proctologist,
he is the ONLY man who understands my inner self
;-))))
Dianna Vesta
05-26-2003, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by cj@May 26 2003, 01:01 AM
CJ, you can tell me that you manage your sites, you see it all the time "its just business"... BUT can you also honestly tell me that you dont get turned on from time to time? Isn't that a fair and similar argument?
That's a very good point BUT we're still talking about sick vaginas, for the most part. Yea, maybe some women getting check-ups, etc. but not the majority.
I go to a woman doctor. I always have, always will. I've always felt that women were better healers and understood me.
Ironhorse
05-26-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by JR@May 26 2003, 12:17 AM
I think the male experience is much different CJ. Men are stupid.
for a woman, they are hoping that its just business, everything is fine and they are hoping or telling themselves that he probably didn't notice you while you were there.
see... for a man to go have a female doctor so she can stuff i Q-Tip in his penis, its different. it's different because things are running through his mind like:
"wow, she looks pretty hot for an older chick"
or "oh my God, those nurses outfits really turn me on"
or "shit! i can see down her shirt... she had to have planned that... this chick is hot, she must really like me"
or most importantly "hehe... yeah baby, you know how to hold that thing, you like it don't you"
a guy would walk away from that exame being totally convinced that she wanted him, that she really liked his penis and that she was just two seconds away from fucking his brains out if he would have just sent the right signal or not have missed his chance.
while that exam is happening, he is convincing himself that she touched his penis in what was DEFINATELY a more personal way than she touched any other guys' penis and he will spend the next week or so, trying to dream up excuses to go back and getting the nerve to call and make an appointment.
My experience was nothing like you describe, I went to a clinic and had Hefty Olga as a nurse who gave me some Nazi BS about how I masturbated that morning and she could tell. She then proceed to fondle my pecker with one hand and with lightning quick reflexes inserted that Q-tip. Man what pain.
Years later I had a penis fracture that required surgery - believe me this was pain, and CJ, when you can grow a penis you can fracture than I will think maybe you know something about the male pain threshold. Until then, why talk negatively with such confidence about something you can never possibly know or experience? How does one even compare pain thresholds between people? Seems scientifically impossible.
Last edited by Ironhorse at May 26 2003, 04:20 PM
nlphoto
05-26-2003, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@May 26 2003, 03:04 AM
I looooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee ee my proctologist,
he is the ONLY man who understands my inner self
;-))))
Dammit Serge, now I have to clean iced tea off my monitor...
:P
sarah_webinc
05-26-2003, 05:27 PM
i can't imagine what it is like to have a fractured penis. However, i can imagine what it is like to have a UTI, I can imagine what it is like to be cut or torn in the vaginal area, I can imagine what it is like to have a scratch on a clit (sounds like nothing, hurt like hell). One day I might know what it is like to have to be cut open from my vagina to my anus so that another human being can be removed from my body. I will then know what is like tohave bleeding nipples because such creature needs to be fed. Then, I can prey that I never need to have the very part of my body that that creature was carried in removed in later life, or that I will need to get a breast removed.
So, really ..both genders have pain. Frankly I would rather not every go to a gyno but it has to happen. I know of so many women that never go and it is exactly for the reasons in cj's post. Most women haven't even seen their own vagina in a mirror and now they are asked to spread wide for a stranger who is then going to go poking around.
I am a fairly sexually aware person and even I do the 'will i look like a tramp if I shave fully as normal...or will I look like a skank if I leave the stubble' thing.
Turn and cough boys, turn and cough.
Originally posted by Ironhorse@May 26 2003, 03:14 PM
My experience was nothing like you describe, I went to a clinic and had Hefty Olga as a nurse who gave me some Nazi BS about how I masturbated that morning and she could tell. She then proceed to fondle my pecker with one hand and with lightning quick reflexes inserted that Q-tip. Man what pain.
Years later I had a penis fracture that required surgery - believe me this was pain, and CJ, when you can grow a penis you can fracture than I will think maybe you know something about the male pain threshold. Until then, why talk negatively with such confidence about something you can never possibly know or experience? How does one even compare pain thresholds between people? Seems scientifically impossible.
Ironhorse, what point are you trying to make to me? that I can't talk about male pain because i'm not a male?! That's the thing about women, we can be sensitive & understanding to the sensations of others without having that experience for ourselves.
so you had a fractured penis (ahem, i'll leave that debate until another day) ... that makes you a rare male who has had to experience extreme pain twice in his life.
WOOPIE DOO
That's a barely more than a regular month in the life of a woman, not to mention a woman with medical problems. Its not a sympathy cry or an exaggeration, its just simple fact.
How can I talk negatively with confidence about male pain?
I can't, but you came along and prooved my point for me - that when a q-tip is in the shaft of your penis, you are not thinking about sex. Having talked to men who have experienced this, I was confident my point was correct. Thank you for providing the proof!
Torone
05-27-2003, 05:41 AM
Things are always looking up when you're a gynecologist...
:nyanya: :yowsa: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :okthumb:
Originally posted by Ironhorse@May 26 2003, 12:14 PM
My experience was nothing like you describe, I went to a clinic and had Hefty Olga as a nurse who gave me some Nazi BS about how I masturbated that morning and she could tell. She then proceed to fondle my pecker with one hand and with lightning quick reflexes inserted that Q-tip.
i dissagree. i think its all a matter of perspective.
I went to a clinic and had Hefty Olga as a nurse
sounds sexy already.
Nazi BS about how I masturbated that morning and she could tell.
Nazi BS?!?!?!?! how could you miss this signal? you went into a private room with the sensual Olga, in her little nurse outfit and the conversation is immediately sexually suggestive and she was interested enough in you and felt comfortable enough with you that she immediately dove right into a conversation about masturbation. thats TOTALLY hot!
She then proceed to fondle my pecker with one hand
EXACTLY!
first, you get a hot, exotic, voluptuous nurse named Olga. She casually strikes up a conversation about masturbation... then starts fondling your penis...
and you are still missing all the signals. :(
and with lightning quick reflexes inserted that Q-tip.
sounds experienced, talented, caring, careful and accurate.
*sigh* - i envy you man. sounds like a good time.
JR, you're a sick fuck... :yowsa:
Almighty Colin
05-27-2003, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by cj@May 26 2003, 02:25 AM
JR, you have never had the sensation of a q-tip up the shaft? ... safe bet you would NOT be thinking about the nurses breasts!!!!
Ho boy! Combining a Q-Tip up my shaft with nurse's breasts? I'm turned on just thinking about it. Now just throw in another nurse and an anal exam and we're talking party.
Leave no stone unturned.
don't be joking about anal exams
that's just plain mean
:(
Ironhorse
05-28-2003, 02:04 AM
I didn't think you could top the pain administered by Olga, but JR, even implying there was something sexual about her or the experience makes me cross my legs in that funny way..
There was this OTHER nurse when I was 13...
Last edited by Ironhorse at May 28 2003, 12:12 AM
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