View Full Version : How do you dispose of a dead body?
Almighty Colin
05-01-2003, 07:16 AM
They always seem to find the body.
How do you dispose of it so that it is NEVER found?
Forest
05-01-2003, 07:30 AM
alligators
Almighty Colin
05-01-2003, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by Forest@May 1 2003, 06:38 AM
alligators
Forest,
Great answer!
I thought you'd be fast to answer.
Forest
05-01-2003, 07:38 AM
I dont have the stomach or nerve to kill or dispose of anyone
but I think if your going to do it Do it right.
alligators, sharks, are earths garbage disposal
look to scott peterson
the therory there is he tied her down with chains and cynder block to her knees and neck
what a moron...
dead bodies float eventually
Forest
05-01-2003, 07:50 AM
speaking of
betcha Hoffa is down here in the swamps in a gators belly
the mob KNOWS how to dispose of a body
uhmmm.... Colin, you are not in my will.
just thought i would throw that out there.
slavdogg
05-01-2003, 08:03 AM
find a farmer with a pig farm
:D
Naughty
05-01-2003, 08:04 AM
Hydrochloric Acid ?
Studying to join the mob now are ya :ph34r:
Forest
05-01-2003, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by Naughty@May 1 2003, 04:12 AM
Hydrochloric Acid ?
Studying to join the mob now are ya :ph34r:
too many odors and bone is verry hard to disolve
Jeffery Dalmer tried that
along with Fava beans and a nice chianti
:awinky:
Torone
05-01-2003, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by Colin@May 1 2003, 06:24 AM
They always seem to find the body.
How do you dispose of it so that it is NEVER found?
Ask the guy(s) who disposed of Jimmy Hoffa... :biglaugh:
sarah_webinc
05-01-2003, 08:14 AM
watched something about a guy in Pakistan that was killing street boys and 'melting' their bodies down in acid and then pouring them down the drain.
Makes me kind of ill just thinking about it now, actually.
Almighty Colin
05-01-2003, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by sarah_webinc@May 1 2003, 07:22 AM
watched something about a guy in Pakistan that was killing street boys and 'melting' their bodies down in acid and then pouring them down the drain.
Makes me kind of ill just thinking about it now, actually.
Yeah, that'd work [same with Naughty] but who would want to do it? I like Forest's idea. Throw the body to the gators and split. I was out in the Everglades in an air boat and stopped at one point and about a dozen gators came up to the side of the airboat.
Slav,
Was that Hannibal Lector?
Almighty Colin
05-01-2003, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by JR@May 1 2003, 06:59 AM
uhmmm.... Colin, you are not in my will.
just thought i would throw that out there.
Yeah, but look at the corporate contracts. What happens if you disappear?!
Forest
05-01-2003, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Colin@May 1 2003, 05:01 AM
Yeah, that'd work [same with Naughty] but who would want to do it? I like Forest's idea. Throw the body to the gators and split. I was out in the Everglades in an air boat and stopped at one point and about a dozen gators came up to the side of the airboat.
Slav,
Was that Hannibal Lector?
Body...
what body???
:D
slavdogg
05-01-2003, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by Colin@May 1 2003, 08:01 AM
Slav,
Was that Hannibal Lector?
no, Snatch
Winetalk.com
05-01-2003, 09:00 AM
how one come up with topic like that early in the morning?????
;-)))
Winetalk.com
05-01-2003, 09:01 AM
P.S.
Colin, is Amanda ok?
;-)))
Almighty Colin
05-01-2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@May 1 2003, 08:09 AM
P.S.
Colin, is Amanda ok?
;-)))
Yup. She's at .. ummm ... school. :blink:
Forest
05-01-2003, 09:32 AM
I have a couple small gators in the back from what the neighbors tell me
they got a dog a couple years back...
guess we could train them to prefer humans
I can set up an affiliate proggie
bodydisposal.com
where there is a will there is a way to make a buck
:okthumb:
sarettah
05-01-2003, 10:09 AM
get Lots of A1 and Bar-B-Q sauce, a big old Weber grill and invite 50 of the corpse's closest friends over for the party.....
Tastes like chicken btw....
:rolleyes:
Torone
05-01-2003, 10:12 AM
What I do: Locate a fresh grave...
Almighty Colin
05-01-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Torone@May 1 2003, 09:20 AM
What I do: Locate a fresh grave...
Oooh. That's a good one. Noted.
Naughty
05-01-2003, 10:27 AM
The fresh grave won't work. Think!
at least up here, most graves are 'cleaned' after about 10 years, in which case they will notice the bodycount doesn't match. With DNA and all that stuff, chances are the will know who it is and the body is found. Not saying you'll get caught, but the body will be found and that was the question:)
If you want the body to not be found, you really have to make it vanish, not hide.
Almighty Colin
05-01-2003, 10:55 AM
Naughty,
Just to be safe, I'm sticking to alligators.
I wouldn't want to dig anyway. That's a lot of work.
Last edited by Colin at May 1 2003, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by sarettah@May 1 2003, 06:17 AM
get Lots of A1 and Bar-B-Q sauce, a big old Weber grill and invite 50 of the corpse's closest friends over for the party.....
Tastes like chicken btw....
:rolleyes:
Smells like pork. :blink:
Torone
05-01-2003, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Naughty@May 1 2003, 09:35 AM
The fresh grave won't work. Think!
at least up here, most graves are 'cleaned' after about 10 years, in which case they will notice the bodycount doesn't match. With DNA and all that stuff, chances are the will know who it is and the body is found. Not saying you'll get caught, but the body will be found and that was the question:)
If you want the body to not be found, you really have to make it vanish, not hide.
There's always the old wood chipper...
Torone
05-01-2003, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Rox+May 1 2003, 10:23 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rox @ May 1 2003, 10:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--sarettah@May 1 2003, 06:17 AM
get Lots of A1 and Bar-B-Q sauce, a big old Weber grill and invite 50 of the corpse's closest friends over for the party.....
Tastes like chicken btw....
:rolleyes:
Smells like pork. :blink:[/b][/quote]
Cannibals used to call it 'long pig'. :D
Originally posted by Torone@May 1 2003, 07:27 AM
There's always the old wood chipper...
:biglaugh: I was going to say that, too Torone.
But then you need some carnivores to effect the "vanishing" part. Otherwise there'd still be material left on which to do DNA testing.
Torone
05-01-2003, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Rox+May 1 2003, 10:30 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rox @ May 1 2003, 10:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Torone@May 1 2003, 07:27 AM
There's always the old wood chipper...
:biglaugh: I was going to say that, too Torone.
But then you need some carnivores to effect the "vanishing" part. Otherwise there'd still be material left on which to do DNA testing.[/b][/quote]
Among fishermen, there's a term...'chumming'...
Of course, in the city, there are always packs of dogs roaming loose...
Last edited by Torone at May 1 2003, 10:39 AM
DaveM
05-01-2003, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Torone@May 1 2003, 07:27 AM
There's always the old wood chipper...
No good. That would spray blood and guts everywhere. Tons of DNA evidence. Any method of disposal nowadays must eliminate any DNA evidence also. Very tough since even a tiny drop of blood will convict you.
Unless you can afford the "Dream Team". :D
I've heard a good way is to find a corrupt funeral director and have it cremated.
Last edited by DaveM at May 1 2003, 07:48 AM
Torone
05-01-2003, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by DaveM+May 1 2003, 10:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DaveM @ May 1 2003, 10:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Torone@May 1 2003, 07:27 AM
There's always the old wood chipper...
No good. That would spray blood and guts everywhere. Tons of DNA evidence. Any method of disposal nowadays must eliminate any DNA evidence also. Very tough since even a tiny drop of blood will convict you.
Unless you can afford the "Dream Team". :D[/b][/quote]
Well, then, why even hide the body. Make it look like an accident..."Your Honor, I was just standing there, cleaning my fingernails with my pocketknife; when the victim came running around the corner and ran right into the knife."
"17 times?". :D
Gotta go...just got paged.
LadyMischief
05-01-2003, 12:12 PM
I learned from the movie "Hannibal". Feed it to killer pigs.
* Note to self: Work hard NOT to piss off Opranauts TOO badly! *
Geez...you guys are GOOD at this - and Forest already has an affiliate proggie set up for it??? Yikes!
Be afraid...be very afraid!!!!! :zoinks:
MissEve
05-01-2003, 01:26 PM
Shit, can I use polar bears instead? :D
Almighty Colin
05-01-2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by MissEve@May 1 2003, 12:34 PM
Shit, can I use polar bears instead? :D
Who's going to stop a girl with polar bears?
the problem with using pigs is you have to shave or burn the hair off the body first - as well as remove the teeth - bad for the piggies digestion...
the "Hoffa" way is no doubt the best... Find a large construction site with freshly a poured concrete slab... 24 inches or thicker is best... just be sure you poke holes in your trashbags first so the don't bubble to the top...
not that I'd no anything about any of this... :eninja:
Ponda
05-01-2003, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Edd@May 1 2003, 02:34 PM
the problem with using pigs is you have to shave or burn the hair off the body first - as well as remove the teeth - bad for the piggies digestion...
the "Hoffa" way is no doubt the best... Find a large construction site with freshly a poured concrete slab... 24 inches or thicker is best... just be sure you poke holes in your trashbags first so the don't bubble to the top...
not that I'd no anything about any of this... :eninja:
Yeah, Hoffa is rumored to be in Giants Stadium in NY. Part of the concrete pour when they built the stadium.
unfortunately the concrete method also leaves evidence in the form of a perfectly preserved body since there is no oxygen for anything decomposition to take place. Also I believe since there will no doubt be air in side the plastic bag and so on, as well as just the body and bones, that its possible to find as a density abnormality if the site were ever investigated as a potential dump site.
I think so far the aligator / polar bear method is the best however any method that would get rid of the bones as well is preferable. However its also wise to take a ballpean hammer to the teen, just incase everything doesnt get destroyed in a fire or what have you. Dont need dental records still being able to be used.
For me i think depending on how much i hated the guy. Id go with breaking out the teeth - then burning the body in 55 gallon drum (poke some holes in it for oxygen to get more complete combustion and full burning. Then grind up the bones potentially using the woodchipper idea mentioend earlier but it would be best to get them to a state of "dust". Then dump the dust in a body of water and bring the drum to the local scrap yard and get 0.25 for the metal.
why did this topic get started again? lol
Last edited by Loun at May 1 2003, 03:05 PM
slavdogg
05-01-2003, 07:20 PM
i got it, recycle it :)
turn the body into cruide poil
http://www.e4engineering.com/item.asp?id=4...48624&type=news (http://www.e4engineering.com/item.asp?id=48624&type=news)
"In headlines today, a group of pornographers have been arrested for 100's of unsolved murders around the world, after a tip from an online chat board where webmasters from as far as the UK and Australia were offering advice on how to dispose of bodies."
Colin, you're scary!!!
:biglaugh:
I gotta know...why on earth are you asking US??? What is it about Oprano (collectively) that makes you believe that Opranauts would be good at disposing of dead bodies? :huh:
I think you need to be careful of the carnivore theory too...most likely something would remain, probably the teeth. And they can get DNA from the centre of the tooth (which is also not destroyed if the body is burned beyond recognition). Even if the carnivore did swallow the teeth, they would not be digested but pass out thru the body, and potentially could be found in the droppings (and then DNA tested). :)
voodooman
05-01-2003, 11:42 PM
Pigs.
Put a body in a pen of pigs, and they will eat everything, including the bone.
Hell Puppy
05-01-2003, 11:44 PM
Best body disposal in the world... Meat processing plant that supplies dog and cat food manufacturers.
Grind it all up along with the other meat scraps they process and turn 'em into Alpo!
VooMan
05-02-2003, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by voodooman@May 1 2003, 10:50 PM
Pigs.
Put a body in a pen of pigs, and they will eat everything, including the bone.
However, wouldn't they poop out at least a couple of teeth or pieces of bone?
I can picture it now, CSI Gil Grissom in a pig pen with a pair of tweezers. He picks up a tiny piece of a tooth among all the muck.
Go to commercial...
Goofy bed head guy in the lab checks the DNA and says it's a match!
CSI Gil Grissom
The computer games out... might be fun lol
Anyone else think they need to make another version of that ad, indteas of oil... having it just be an erupting dick. (maybe its just me)
back to the regularly scheduled broadcast
voodooman
05-02-2003, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by VooMan+May 1 2003, 10:13 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (VooMan @ May 1 2003, 10:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@May 1 2003, 10:50 PM
Pigs.
Put a body in a pen of pigs, and they will eat everything, including the bone.
However, wouldn't they poop out at least a couple of teeth or pieces of bone?
I can picture it now, CSI Gil Grissom in a pig pen with a pair of tweezers. He picks up a tiny piece of a tooth among all the muck.
Go to commercial...
Goofy bed head guy in the lab checks the DNA and says it's a match![/b][/quote]
Good point.
I guess thats how the guy in Iowa got caught that did it.
SykkBoy
05-02-2003, 12:27 AM
hmmm, maybe note the Lover 's ending in "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover"
"taste the cock, you'll find it the best"
nlphoto
05-02-2003, 02:58 AM
<span style='font-family:Arial'>Sykky, I'm surprised you didn't mention
the classic... "Eating Raoul".
LOLOL</span>
SykkBoy
05-02-2003, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by nlphoto@May 2 2003, 02:06 AM
Sykky, I'm surprised you didn't mention
the classic... "Eating Raoul".
LOLOL
how could I ever forget Paul Bartel amd Mary Woronov (sp?) in that camp classic? :)
The teeth arn't really a problem... All you need to do is buy a tin of Enamel Thinners and a tin of Enamel Reducers mix them together and it'll melt those suckers away...
You can buy them both at most hardware stores but R11(TH 0001) is the best as it's used in the heavy machine industry... nasty nasty nasty...
Last edited by Trev at May 2 2003, 09:23 AM
as a poor mans version I believe a glass of coke will disolve a tooth in a couple days. (trying to remember back to grade school days when they were trying to scare us into brushing our teeth.
Naughty
05-02-2003, 03:09 PM
Colin, in line of the recent developments in the Peterson case. I have come to the following conclusion:
The absolute best way to get 'rid' of a body, is to hire a top LA team of lawyers.
There won't be a body, not even if it is carried into the police office.
Originally posted by Colin@May 1 2003, 03:24 AM
They always seem to find the body.
How do you dispose of it so that it is NEVER found?
Geez Colin....what in the WORLD made you think of this topic?? Is there something you'd like to tell us?? :ph34r:
Originally posted by slavdogg@May 1 2003, 04:11 AM
find a farmer with a pig farm
:D
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That one hits close to home for me.....the damn farm is like right behind the Costco I used to shop at.... :zoinks:
BTW, what's going on with the trial anyone?? All of Canada has been blacked out to the updates....
Sorry, should have read the whole thread first....
Re: Pig Farm
I thought for SURE you were talking about the guy up here in Vancouver (Port Coquitlam to be exact) Robert Pickton. http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers...robert_pickton/ (http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/predators/robert_pickton/) (it's loooong so you might want to just surf through the 'chapters' on the right)
Funny, he actually took 2 ideas you've given here and put them together....
1. Put bodies through wood chipper.
2. Fed them to his pigs.
Trial is still pending as far as I know.
Thing is, not much was found.....I believe he is charged with 15 counts, but is believed to have killed many more women....they just can't find all of them....but they did find the DNA of 15 so far....so there are definitely flaws in his plan too...lol.
About the media blackout: http://50.lycos.com/012203.asp
Even some US media stations are complying.
Julene
05-02-2003, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Forest@May 1 2003, 03:46 AM
I dont have the stomach or nerve to kill or dispose of anyone
but I think if your going to do it Do it right.
alligators, sharks, are earths garbage disposal
look to scott peterson
the therory there is he tied her down with chains and cynder block to her knees and neck
what a moron...
dead bodies float eventually
He works in fertilizer so you think he would have had a clue..
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