New Asshole for May 2003 !

[Billy]

http://isjustanasshole.com

Congrats to another true asshole !

Colin you give meaning to the word Asshole !!

[cj]

I feel wrong calling Colin an asshole ...
he's just such a nice guy

(most of the time)

:biglaugh:

congrats Colin!!

[Almighty Colin]

At a conference a few years ago there was a group of protestors outside the hotel. One of them yelled "Asshole pornographer"! So I yell back "WHAT did you say?" The guy next to him says "Why, are you a pornographer?"

So I said "No, I'm an asshole!" :groucho:

[Winetalk.com]

Colin,
welcome to the official
"You are one of us" club!
;-)))

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@May 1 2003, 04:07 AM
Colin,
welcome to the official
"You are one of us" club!
;-)))
That's a good crowd. I'm proud :-)



Last edited by Colin at May 1 2003, 04:10 AM

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Billy@Apr 30 2003, 11:17 PM
http://isjustanasshole.com

Congrats to another true asshole !

Colin you give meaning to the word Asshole !!
Colin, I'm so proud! :bjump: I officially hand the "Asshole of the Month" tiara to you. :)

I think we should change your name to "Colon" for the month. :yowsa:

[MikeW]

Congrats Colin!!!!

and look out cj, I'm right behind you!!!! .. no pun intended!! :blink:

:rokk:

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Peaches@May 1 2003, 08:51 AM
I officially hand the "Asshole of the Month" tiara to you.
I hope it morphs into a crown.

[Billy]

Heck I am not good with graphics.. but I wonder what you would look like with a tiara !!

[sextoyking]

Colin,

A big congrats bro!!!!! :rokk:
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Mikew, I think you and CJ have some pent up feelings :)

[voodooman]

Congrats Colin,

Ya asshole!!! :P

[Vick]

Congrats Colin!!!!

I think you'd look good in a Tiara ...... :D

[Anthony]

Conngrats Colin!

Billy, I'm still waiting on the address to send bribes... I mean gifts. :D

[cj]

Originally posted by MikeW@May 1 2003, 08:55 AM
Congrats Colin!!!!

and look out cj, I'm right behind you!!!! .. no pun intended!! :blink:

:rokk:
then i'll keep my dirty thoughts to myself
:biglaugh:

[MikeW]

Originally posted by cj+May 1 2003, 07:46 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ May 1 2003, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--MikeW@May 1 2003, 08:55 AM
Congrats Colin!!!!

and look out cj, I'm right behind you!!!! .. no pun intended!! :blink:

:rokk:
then i'll keep my dirty thoughts to myself
:biglaugh:[/b][/quote]
ooohhhh ... don't get me started!!!

:groucho:

[RawAlex]

Colin, you earned it. :-)

Billy, it may be time to clean out the non-participants from the top twenty and let the rest of us assholes rise to the top? :-)

Alex

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Colin+May 1 2003, 08:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ May 1 2003, 08:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@May 1 2003, 08:51 AM
I officially hand the "Asshole of the Month" tiara to you.
I hope it morphs into a crown.[/b][/quote]
Shouldn't it really be a butt plug?

[Billy]

Alex I have been meaning to do that for a while, I HOPE that next month I will have it down to the top 25 of active assholes, maybe move the others to an special list : )

[Anthony]

Originally posted by RawAlex@May 1 2003, 06:13 PM
Colin, you earned it. :-)

Billy, it may be time to clean out the non-participants from the top twenty and let the rest of us assholes rise to the top? :-)

Alex
I'm with Alex! Those of us who have stayed in limbo need to move, BABY!

p.s. Billy, what's the address again?

[Billy]

Anthony.. noted !

Remember when you see the move you will know its a done deal !

[Vick]

Psssssss .... I keep trying to tell you (and as a former Asshole of the Month I might know)
It helps to rise in the rankings to take Billy out to dinner
(or send a gift certificate to Brennan's if you can't make it to New Orleans anytime soon )

Right here is what you need (http://www.brennansneworleans.com/giftshop.html) :P

[dreamache]

i am a newbie here, how exactly does one become the asshole of the month.

[RawAlex]

Billy, maybe a "great assholes from history" or "Past assholes... not back even farting around here..."

I have so tried to be an asshole. It's hard work!

Alex

[Billy]

OK.. I have looked at the list and we have a LOT of great assholes that have drifted away from the light so next month a LOT of the listed assholes will be moved to the "Honorary Assholes" list !!

SO that means a lot of changes will be happening next month so you have to make sure you peek now if you want to move up : )

dreamache... it takes a LOT of work to be an asshole and with a little support from your fellow webmaster I am sure you can make the list !!

Did somebody say crawfish ? ?
http://hirise.biz/crawfish/
Just added instructions on how to pinch tails and suck heads !!

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by Vick@May 3 2003, 08:21 AM
Psssssss .... I keep trying to tell you (and as a former Asshole of the Month I might know)
It helps to rise in the rankings to take Billy out to dinner
(or send a gift certificate to Brennan's if you can't make it to New Orleans anytime soon )

Right here is what you need (http://www.brennansneworleans.com/giftshop.html) :P
Vick,

You told me you blew Billy and then rubbed his feet to win... Thank goodness you posted about the resturant before I touched his toes!

*gargling listerine*

[Vick]

XXXPhoto - that was privileged information :groucho: damn it


Where are those photos of the nude back rubs ........
Or should I just refer to you are Mr. Socks



Last edited by Vick at May 4 2003, 12:41 PM

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by Vick@May 4 2003, 09:38 AM

Or should I just refer to you are Mr. Socks
Vick...

So my lil piggies get cold easily... sue me... lol

:nyanya:

[Evil Chris]

Way to go Colin... :D
I knew you had it in you.... errr uh... under you?

[PornoDoggy]

Congratulations on this great achievement, Colin.

I have always wondered ... does the monthly award come with a plaque you can hang on your wall? Or is the tiara enough?