Oprano pissing Dream Team

[Winetalk.com]

after giving it a thought...

MikeAI,
Forest
JR
me
can practically beat anybody on the net
LOL

[Winetalk.com]

2 alternatives

Heather with PMS
Jeff Miller when HIS interests are involved
LOL

[Evil Chris]

:zzz:

[DrGuile]

Originally posted by Evil Chris@Mar 17 2003, 03:39 PM
:zzz:
ahahah, Evil Chris is just jealous that he wasnt nominated ;)

[Mike AI]

Evil Chris is just upset he is not really Evil.... That he is not even part Evil. He is a teddy bear.... Who will throw in a comment or 2 to try and get people worked up, but it never does.

Its ok Chris, I will pretend you are and Evil, Intimidating, Bad-Ass, Internet-Porn, Maverick!!!

You go boy!

:D

[JMM]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Mar 17 2003, 12:34 PM
2 alternatives

Heather with PMS
Jeff Miller when HIS interests are involved
LOL
Hey now...that's not fair.

I have xgone to xbat for xothers on xseveral xoccassions.

xcapiche?

[Evil Chris]

Originally posted by JMM+Mar 17 2003, 04:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Mar 17 2003, 04:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Mar 17 2003, 12:34 PM
2 alternatives

Heather with PMS
Jeff Miller when HIS interests are involved
LOL
Hey now...that's not fair.

I have xgone to xbat for xothers on xseveral xoccassions.

xcapiche?[/b][/quote]
JMM, you forgot xnations. B)

And I am too Evil. I can piss with the best of 'em! :rokk:

[Diamond Jim]

Amateurs... :ph34r:

[JR]

you and lensman should choose Oprano and GFY teams and start a thread on each board and let both sides go head to head on both boards.

[Monk]

how did Forest get in there again?

he must be putting something special in Serge's wine.

[ulfie]

Monk, I was thinking the same thing. Forest couldn't piss his way out of a paper bag.

[dantheman]

forrest is incharge of refreshments :nyanya:

[Peaches]

Maybe Serge is talking about LITERALLY pissing and Forest has quite a stream! :bulb1:

[*KK*]

Originally posted by ulfie@Mar 17 2003, 02:22 PM
Monk, I was thinking the same thing. Forest couldn't piss his way out of a paper bag.
You could try taping a picture of a urinal on the inside but I dunno that it would do much good.

[CDSmith]

Piss away......

http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/tongue-urinal.gif



Last edited by CDSmith at Mar 17 2003, 05:56 PM

[cj]

MikeAI?!?!? he doesn't 'piss', he just randomly attacks anyone whose business principles he doesn't like ....

Forest?!?!?! well ... everyone else has covered this one

serge, if that's the best oprano's got, we are in trouble

[Mutt]

I agree with most others here..........Forest as a pisser? I will give you that he stood up for himself against JR and others when he was promoting that tranny gangbang or whatever it was but he's not a pisser.

Serge and JR are good. I agree with cj on MikeAi - not really a pisser.

Most of the GFY piss is unruly mob type piss, eveybody joins in and gives their two cents. AaronM has some pissing skillz over there. After that, nobody i can think of.

[originalheather]

I don't get PMS, but I don't need it. I have and can still kick your ass any day, Sergey, hehe.

Don't let this new, more peaceful demeanor fool you. :P

[Forest]

Originally posted by ulfie@Mar 17 2003, 02:22 PM
Monk, I was thinking the same thing. Forest couldn't piss his way out of a paper bag.
hey man

I made my bones pissing with serge when I was a nobody

He never scarred me Ulfie :nyanya:

not surpriseing from a steelers fan
:cryin:



Last edited by Forest at Mar 18 2003, 03:51 AM

[Forest]

Originally posted by *KK*+Mar 17 2003, 03:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Mar 17 2003, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--ulfie@Mar 17 2003, 02:22 PM
Monk, I was thinking the same thing. Forest couldn't piss his way out of a paper bag.
You could try taping a picture of a urinal on the inside but I dunno that it would do much good.[/b][/quote]
KK

I hear you can do that standing up after a few beers

[Forest]

Originally posted by Mutt@Mar 17 2003, 09:57 PM
I agree with most others here..........Forest as a pisser? I will give you that he stood up for himself against JR and others when he was promoting that tranny gangbang or whatever it was but he's not a pisser.

.
Bullshit

mutt mutt mutt, tsk tsk tsk
Review your history before you post Lad,

Go and view all of my pisses on netpond the spring and summer of 2000.

serge
just reading (at the time I gave him the nick JR)
JMM
Brad shaw
You name them they Pissed with me over the gangbang (and mutt gett over your tranny Fantasies There wasnt a 1) I wish there had been maybe I would have made some money on it :o

I waw a newbie and stood up to the biggest richest most powerful guys/pissers in the business

and Im still here pissin
I am NOT by far the best. But ill piss with anyone about anything and I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!
:moon:
:bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance:

[sarah_webinc]

as long as I get to sit back and laugh at those being pissed on

[Monk]

forest,

just because you pissed, that doesn't make you a GOOD pisser.

[Mike AI]

I cannot get people to get into pisses with me... I try, but most people run when I bring up something sleazy they are doing. I am more of a "Devils Advocate"....

[Vick]

Piss off the wrong people and they send you to jail
Piss off the right people and they tell you you’re charming
I said, “How come we never kiss when we're sober?”
And he said, “Mary, you ask too many questions.”

I hope I’m never satisfied
Yeah, I hope I’m never satisfied

Rip off the wrong people and they send you to jail
Rip off the right people and they say you show initiative
I said, “How come we only fuck when you want to?”
And he said, “Mary, you ask too many questions.”

Piss on the wrong people and they send you to jail
Piss on the right people and they say you're an artist
I said, “How come you never tell me you love me?”
He said, “I don’t. And that’s enough with the questions.”

And it feels so good to be misunderstood.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Mar 18 2003, 09:53 AM
I cannot get people to get into pisses with me... I try, but most people run when I bring up something sleazy they are doing. I am more of a "Devils Advocate"....
HaHa. That is true. You DO start some major shit and people usually don't respond. B)

[Mike AI]

Colin, to be fair, I go after obvious wrongs and unethical business practices. There is really no defense people can use, so they have to claim I am jealous, or a player-hater.

It's no fun to have a one way piss....

[Monk]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Mar 18 2003, 11:03 AM
Colin, to be fair, I go after obvious wrongs and unethical business practices. There is really no defense people can use, so they have to claim I am jealous, or a player-hater.

...like spamming

:zoinks:

[ulfie]

Originally posted by Forest+Mar 18 2003, 06:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Forest @ Mar 18 2003, 06:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--ulfie@Mar 17 2003, 02:22 PM
Monk, I was thinking the same thing. Forest couldn't piss his way out of a paper bag.
hey man

I made my bones pissing with serge when I was a nobody

He never scarred me Ulfie :nyanya:

not surpriseing from a steelers fan
:cryin:[/b][/quote]
You didn't know what the adult business was when Serge was in his best form. Sometimes it's better to listen then run your mouth about how great you are. You learn more that way.

[Forest]

ulfie

I do things my way... you do things yours


I have learned more from the master by pissing WITH him...
not by hanging out in the background

your still bitter about not being able to get a word in edgewise at the tgp2 conference arnt you
:cryin:

and as far as my late arrival to the industry..

wtf does that have to do with the price of tea in china? :unsure: :blink:

[Mike AI]

Monk, spamming is a matter of definition. I beleive people who have signed up for adult sites, or mailers getting mail is not spam.

Spam is sending mail to harvested lists of random e-mails.

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 18 2003, 05:14 AM
forest,

just because you pissed, that doesn't make you a GOOD pisser.
precise and concise, as usual, Monk.

[ulfie]

Originally posted by Forest@Mar 18 2003, 12:35 PM
ulfie

I do things my way... you do things yours


I have learned more from the master by pissing WITH him...
not by hanging out in the background

your still bitter about not being able to get a word in edgewise at the tgp2 conference arnt you
:cryin:

and as far as my late arrival to the industry..

wtf does that have to do with the price of tea in china? :unsure: :blink:
Forest, I could care less that I couldn't get a "word in edgewise at the tgp2 conference". I don't have to be in the spotlight, as a matter of fact, I'm quite happy not being in it. Your performance there was a major embarresment btw. You came off as a snake oil salesman and most of the people I talked to afterwards found you as credible as the national enquirer.

Hopefully, you've gotten your act together since then. After that conference and the golf clusterfuck I was extremely embarressed that I had anything to do with you. I'm done with this thread so go ahead and piss away and prove your abilities.

[XXXPhoto]

Maybe Forest is the pivot man in the middle??

[Forest]

Originally posted by ulfie+Mar 18 2003, 11:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ulfie @ Mar 18 2003, 11:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Forest@Mar 18 2003, 12:35 PM
ulfie

I do things my way... you do things yours


I have learned more from the master by pissing WITH him...
not by hanging out in the background

your still bitter about not being able to get a word in edgewise at the tgp2 conference arnt you
:cryin:

and as far as my late arrival to the industry..

wtf does that have to do with the price of tea in china? :unsure: :blink:
Forest, I could care less that I couldn't get a "word in edgewise at the tgp2 conference". I don't have to be in the spotlight, as a matter of fact, I'm quite happy not being in it. Your performance there was a major embarresment btw. You came off as a snake oil salesman and most of the people I talked to afterwards found you as credible as the national enquirer.

Hopefully, you've gotten your act together since then. After that conference and the golf clusterfuck I was extremely embarressed that I had anything to do with you. I'm done with this thread so go ahead and piss away and prove your abilities.[/b][/quote]
The national enquirer!!!

Thanx Uflie

they sell Millions of papers dont they :rokk:

[RawAlex]

I have noticed that in the last year or so, pissing quality has gone downhill dramtically. What use to be well thought out positions, attacks on processes, programs, and methods has turned into name calling and bullying.

There seems to be alot more "ganging up" and "spouting the popular view" rather than thoughtful (though often hot and heavy) back and forth action. When you stop attacking the concept and start attacking the person, have you crosses the line in pissing? Are you admitting you lost on the main point, and are having to go lower to try to find a win?

Serge, can you define pissing for real?

Alex

[kath]

Originally posted by RawAlex@Mar 18 2003, 11:26 AM
I have noticed that in the last year or so, pissing quality has gone downhill dramtically. What use to be well thought out positions, attacks on processes, programs, and methods has turned into name calling and bullying.

There seems to be alot more "ganging up" and "spouting the popular view" rather than thoughtful (though often hot and heavy) back and forth action. When you stop attacking the concept and start attacking the person, have you crosses the line in pissing? Are you admitting you lost on the main point, and are having to go lower to try to find a win?
Alex....we're agreeing again. :rolleyes:

The pissing days of yore are long gone. Today's brand of New Piss (akin to New Coke) - is a bit candy-assed when compared to the pissing matches we "grew up on" in the adult 'Net. Gone are the days (and long nights!) of being glued to your monitor to see what would happen next. So much has changed and it affects everything - even pissing....

Look toward the future folks - hopefully they'll take New Piss off the shelves soon and we'll all suddenly find ourselves enjoying a Classic!

Mmmmmmmmmm! :stout:

[Vick]

I’ve had a bumper crop of lemons in my life
I’ve had a hurricane of citrus-flavored strife
But I got a half an hour
And a juicer and a carving knife

I’ve seen the future and it looks like lemonade
I’ve seen the future and it looks like lemonade
Mix an ocean of a potion
Make you wish you’d never stayed

[cj]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Mar 18 2003, 02:15 PM
Maybe Forest is the pivot man in the middle??
like the cream center in a gay sandwhich?!??
:P


Forest, the more you big note yourself the more you prove ulfie right. you'd do better if you learned how to listen

what you were involved in at netpond was not pissing, it was a bunch of veterans who know what they are doing trying to give you advice.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 17 2003, 04:59 PM
how did Forest get in there again?

he must be putting something special in Serge's wine.
Forest???

huh???

howmany people do you know who can PISS in...SPAMthread???

Relentlessly??

on ALLBOARDS???

Forestis my man
;-))))

[cj]

so he's got a big mouth ...

that doesn't make him a pisser

your insulting your own profession serge

[Winetalk.com]

Serge, can you define pissing for real?

Alex
**************

Yers,but not on a slow connection...
this is the slowest pc i've been to in the last 4 years
;-(((

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by cj@Mar 18 2003, 05:04 PM
so he's got a big mouth ...

that doesn't make him a pisser

your insulting your own profession serge
cj,
blah,blah,blah...
YOU try step on Forest tail nad see how long he can last...
I pick my pissers wisely, despite what some think
;-)))

[Forest]

Originally posted by cj+Mar 18 2003, 01:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Mar 18 2003, 01:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--XXXPhoto@Mar 18 2003, 02:15 PM
Maybe Forest is the pivot man in the middle??
like the cream center in a gay sandwhich?!??
:P


Forest, the more you big note yourself the more you prove ulfie right. you'd do better if you learned how to listen

what you were involved in at netpond was not pissing, it was a bunch of veterans who know what they are doing trying to give you advice.[/b][/quote]
cj

i have gotten where i am by doing exactly what I am doing

I havent changed a lick since day 1 except to upgrade my lifestyle

your Opinion is shared and voiced by many, but at the same time i do alot of business and have alot of fun with people who dont share those opinions or views

but you know what they say about opinions....

Serge

The scambo thread was alot of fun wasnt it

Thanx for the kudos from the king :wnw:

[Forest]

Serge

our wine fetish has expanded to other boards

we may need a bigger table next time and MORE WINE!!! :hic:

Hows the wine selection down there

[*KK*]

Eh, these damn threaded boards screwed it all up.

[Monk]

So all it takes to be a good pisser is to be relentless? Serge, have another jug of wine.

Even based on that criteria, seems to me that Forest was in exile from this board for the longest time because he couldn't take the heat. Once you guys met in person, he finally felt safe to come back.

Regardless, I don't think relentlessness is the key. I don't think I ever saw Forest win a piss. In fact, he got the piss beat out of him in any ones that I can recall.

[Forest]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 18 2003, 02:27 PM
So all it takes to be a good pisser is to be relentless? Serge, have another jug of wine.

Even based on that criteria, seems to me that Forest was in exile from this board for the longest time because he couldn't take the heat. Once you guys met in person, he finally felt safe to come back.

Regardless, I don't think relentlessness is the key. I don't think I ever saw Forest win a piss. In fact, he got the piss beat out of him in any ones that I can recall.
hahahaha

monk you need to goo read your history or atleast the archives

i was posting again on oprano long before i met serge..

and what does that have to do with this anyway

LOTS of people know and eat with serge

did they make his list

monk do you have hidden issues here?

[Monk]

forest,

I don't have any issues, and don't need any, to know you are not a good pisser.

Just calling a spade a spade... sorry to break it to you.


(But there was this one time I raised my hand at the TGP2 conference and you never let me speak)..... hahahaha

If you can point out a piss that you won, I will go take a look at it.

[Monk]

.... and the fact reamins you were run off Oprano for the longest time, while still posting in safer havens.

[Forest]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 18 2003, 03:12 PM
.... and the fact reamins you were run off Oprano for the longest time, while still posting in safer havens.
yes for standing up for a friend and pissing with serge or actually pissing him off LOL

what have you done lately??
:unsure:

[Forest]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 18 2003, 03:03 PM
forest,

I don't have any issues, and don't need any, to know you are not a good pisser.

Just calling a spade a spade... sorry to break it to you.


(But there was this one time I raised my hand at the TGP2 conference and you never let me speak)..... hahahaha

If you can point out a piss that you won, I will go take a look at it.
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?a...9d365e0feb179ef (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?act=ST&f=6&t=2343&s=9753a46a02ecd1b3f9d365e0feb179ef)

there is most recent memory...

im sorry monk but i dont hang pisses on the wall like trophies

if you want more go look for yourself

[Monk]

Well, that thread looks like a case of black and white.... you just pointed out the facts and this guy was obviously unfamiliar with tax laws... pretty easy argument to win. I'll give it you if you really want to take it though.

Do you have any others? I just realized that yambo thread was your prized possession... so much so that you couldn't wait to make reference to it earlier in this thread...

"Serge The scambo thread was alot of fun wasnt it"

Even though you don't hang them on the wall like trophies, you appear to wear them like a badge..... and I use the word 'them' loosely as it infers multiples.

Give me another please.

[*KK*]

HAhahahahaa :)

[Forest]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 18 2003, 03:58 PM
Well, that thread looks like a case of black and white.... you just pointed out the facts and this guy was obviously unfamiliar with tax laws... pretty easy argument to win. I'll give it you if you really want to take it though.

Do you have any others? I just realized that yambo thread was your prized possession... so much so that you couldn't wait to make reference to it earlier in this thread...

"Serge The scambo thread was alot of fun wasnt it"

Even though you don't hang them on the wall like trophies, you appear to wear them like a badge..... and I use the word 'them' loosely as it infers multiples.

Give me another please.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Monk did you even read it??

or just glance thru the highlights?

they stole ideas and information I gave them and made the changes on the site without paying me

read the 2nd to last post

they are changeing all of the disputed info

hmmmmmmmm

[Monk]

If you were a better pisser, I wouldn't have had to skim it. hahaha

[Forest]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 18 2003, 04:24 PM
If you were a better pisser, I wouldn't have had to skim it. hahaha
you asked for a piss i won

there ya go

btw who are you anyway

have we met

what do you do?

[XXXPhoto]

Must be a slow news day... A piss about pissing... agree with the New-Coke comment... This ain't your daddy's piss... B)

[Monk]

I'm nobody...... unlike you!!!

[Vick]

Hey Mark/XXXPhoto - I'm looking at your sig
What in the world is "Sploshing"?

[Peaches]

(let me preface this by saying that I Googled this - it's NOT something on my bookmarks...really...though it does involve food, so it can't be ALL bad......)

Sploshing (http://www.sfweekly.com/issues/2002-03-27/nightcrawler.html/1/index.html) :bwave:

[Vick]

Thanks Peaches ...... Hmmm wonder if Peaches are included in Sploshing? :P

Now what I wonder next is in Mark's sig it reads (Including yours truly... ;•Ð) so ...........


Edit for vowel problem



Last edited by Vick at Mar 18 2003, 08:35 PM

[XXXPhoto]

Vick...

Spolshing is a very general term for messy type adult fun...

Let's see, it ranges from a woman pouring pudding over herself to dressing up in a business suit and easing (fully clothed mind you) into a swimming pool to fluffy bubble bath to rolling around in the mud to wrestling in creamed corn (beware of the nibblets) to whipped cream/human sundae...

When not tipping cows or attempting to seduce other livestock, this is something that I would consider great fun... then again, what do I know, I'm inbred...

I could break out all that plastic wrap and duct tape (everyone has this now right?) and put it to good use... It won't stop a microbe, but it will keep the strawberry ice cream from staining your carpet! .... er .... so I heard.... lol

[cj]

Originally posted by Forest+Mar 18 2003, 07:11 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Forest @ Mar 18 2003, 07:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Monk@Mar 18 2003, 03:58 PM
Well, that thread looks like a case of black and white.... you just pointed out the facts and this guy was obviously unfamiliar with tax laws... pretty easy argument to win. I'll give it you if you really want to take it though.

Do you have any others? I just realized that yambo thread was your prized possession... so much so that you couldn't wait to make reference to it earlier in this thread...

"Serge The scambo thread was alot of fun wasnt it"

Even though you don't hang them on the wall like trophies, you appear to wear them like a badge..... and I use the word 'them' loosely as it infers multiples.

Give me another please.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Monk did you even read it??

or just glance thru the highlights?

they stole ideas and information I gave them and made the changes on the site without paying me

read the 2nd to last post

they are changeing all of the disputed info

hmmmmmmmm[/b][/quote]
Forest,

from what i can see, you did them a marketing proposal which they didn't find acceptable for the fee you were charging and you have a chip on your shoulder about it ...

you are then accusing them of stealing your ideas and putting them online in 48 hours ... your ideas must have been really good ... and you must have been planning on charging them for more than 48 hours worth of work no?


so in black and white terms
you are accusing them of stealing 10k worth of ideas in 48 hours?!

LAME!

that'll teach you for putting the ideas in the proposal in enough detail that they could be copied!

come on forest ... give it up! you are many things, but a pisser isn't one of them. i'd call it 'arguing for the sake of getting attention and making yourself appear important' .... its not even very original, hooper does it way better and people who meet him in person actually like him. you don't seem to have made that impression on too many here except serge ...

it takes a lot more than pissing and talking about wine with serge to gain the respect of your peers ... you have some work to do still.

[Hooper]

I find this conversation very interesting.

Do you define a "good" pisser as one that is entertaining? one that is annoying? or is "good" pisser somebody who gets something out of the piss?

Just curious so i can study up ;-)

[cj]

good point hooper ;-)
something pretty important missing in this discussion ...

its funny who jumps on and says 'i'm so good at that' when there is no definition of what they are supposed to be good at ... some people just desperately need to point out that they are good at something .... ANYTHING!!!!

:rolleyes:

[Hooper]

yeah! in that case.. i'm the best at everything! ;-)

i'm suprised you werent nominated cj.. i think you're just so quick to the kill that people tend to shy from actually fighting with you. :wnw:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Hooper@Mar 18 2003, 10:23 PM
I find this conversation very interesting.

Do you define a "good" pisser as one that is entertaining? one that is annoying? or is "good" pisser somebody who gets something out of the piss?

Just curious so i can study up ;-)
IMHO, a "good" pisser must be knowledgeable about the subject, or are good enough at BSing to confuse everyone into thinking s/he is, they can't lose their cool, they know when to stop, they win (by unanimous decision) 80% of their pisses, and they manage to stay friends with the people they piss with. :)

I think it's like any good argument. I have friends/family/loved ones that I disagree with about things, and we can argue like crazy, but in the end, if we still disagree, we agree to disagree, kiss and all's right with the world. A BAD pisser will lose friends in a piss, a GOOD pisser will gain them.

Hooper - you've had your bad AND good pisses, lol!

[Hooper]

indeed.

i always think of pissing a long term strategy which is one of the reasons i respect serge and yes, brad. they actually got something tangible out of shit stirring. to me that is what makes a good pisser. jmho. some of the best debaters i see on these boards are not making much $.

[cj]

Originally posted by Hooper@Mar 18 2003, 09:28 PM
yeah! in that case.. i'm the best at everything! ;-)

i'm suprised you werent nominated cj.. i think you're just so quick to the kill that people tend to shy from actually fighting with you. :wnw:
i don't want to fight! i'm a nice peaceful girl ;-)



oh and you can't be the best at everything because I AM!!!!!

:nyanya:

[RawAlex]

I honestly think that part of being a good pisser is knowing how to play the other half just enough to keep them in the game... a good piss has legs, and is about ISSUES and CONCEPTS, and never gets more personal than just on a superficial level. A good pisser knows how to keep the other person (people) in the game for the long run, to really make something of the discussion.

Bad piss is just idiotic name calling and yelling - not listening to the other side, no thrust and parry, just infantile name calling and sleaze. Those threads don't tend to last, and for the most part, people tend to walk away.

There are very few people on this board (maybe 2 total) who can really play the game properly. There are a number of people who think they are good, but realistically they are nothing more than insulting and rude.

Alex

[cj]

Originally posted by RawAlex@Mar 19 2003, 12:07 AM
Bad piss is just idiotic name calling and yelling - not listening to the other side, no thrust and parry, just infantile name calling and sleaze. Those threads don't tend to last, and for the most part, people tend to walk away.
now that sounds like a good piss to me!!!!!

:D

see IMO, i think a good piss is where it does get personal ... otherwise its just a discussion or a debate. nobody really pisses anymore ... rarely does anyone insult each others mothers and slam each other personally ... piss is meant to be damaging to the other person. its pretty hard to damage each other these days because we all know each others dirty laundry and its boring!!!!

to define piss, you look to those who invented it ...

FM and Serge

pissers are usually a bit insane, or at least lost the point of reason they were originally discussing

i'd add 1 other person into my list of 'masters'

she's psychotic, delusional, and not above personal attacks and her name starts with 'con' ...

[Hooper]

i agree cj.

if it's not personal then it's "discussion"

[RawAlex]

its pretty hard to damage each other these days because we all know each others dirty laundry and its boring!!!!

Yeah, and a few of us were there while the laundry was being dirtied.

Alex

[Almighty Colin]

Hmmm, no one even agrees on what piss is. We could work backwards. Piss is what Serge is good at.

See - I really like reading CJ's posts, for example. She always comes in from a pretty cool angle. She can put someone in their place with a few quick lines. It's not really that pissy though. Her posts make too much sense.

JR is more pissy. A combination of logic, data, heavy humor and name-calling. Good stuff! Especially when I am in the mood to read a book.

Forest is pissy but he just doesn't make ANY sense and I don't know when he is bullshitting or not. I give him that. He is good at bullshitting. At least, he believes himself. I bet he thinks this song is about him.

KK is really good. However, she usually makes so much damned sense I don't have anything to say after she posts. Pithy. Fun to watch the quick zingers.

Alex is really fun. A true pisser. Excellent at debate. Definitely not as impersonal as he claims.
Alex uses "disguised personal attacks". :-P

PornoDoggy makes too much sense to be a true pisser too. Excellent posts. Though we often disagree, I have great respect for the PornoDoggy attack.

I could go on. I can easily list two dozen people off the top of my head. I better stop. That is why I like Oprano so much. So many people I respect (in between battles, of course).

[Jeremy-RR]

And here was me thinking a 'good pisser' was someone who didn't "sprinkle when they tinkle" :)

Does anyone still rate pissing as a successful promo method any more?

[Almighty Colin]

Heather was the Queen of piss back on the day. The only person to ever get me pissed enough to walk away from the computer to chill out. She has abdicated though. Kinder, Gentler. I like her better this way.

[Forest]

Yawnnn waking up and you still talking about me

:inlove:
________________________________
so in black and white terms
you are accusing them of stealing 10k worth of ideas in 48 hours?!

LAME! (cj)
_________________________

cj cj cj no no no

they offerd me a 90 day contract AT 850 a week for marketing
a verbal contract is enforceable in a us court...and these moron actually wrote it on icq and e-mails.

I know you may not know much about us laws as ur an aussie

so go re-read the post and share your asshole errr opinion there here or anywhere


:okthumb:



Last edited by Forest at Mar 19 2003, 04:35 AM

[Forest]

BUT

I think you are all missing the BIG picture

all serge had to do is put my name in the thread and look at your reaction

Serge IS the MASTER!!!!:wnw:

and all from his vacation in a 3rd world country

hahahahahahahahaha

:nyanya:

keep on pushing those buttons serge!!!!

[cj]

forest, you truly are a putz

i don't give a shit about the laws you are reciting, in business, you are a putz. i could care less whether you sue these people. you have your dick in your hand if you think a court and lawyer can change the opinion people have of you in this business.


sue away
you'll still be a putz with 10k more in your pocket

yippee!!

what you are claiming as validation for your 'case' is that they took your 'text' and put it on their site and then didn't uphold the 3 month contract. yep, some stupid judge would probably accept that as a case, lame as it is, but i see it as you being a dummie and giving someone marketing information before you had a written contract with the client. Anything you include in such explicit detail in a proposal is your own fault ... a proposal is an outline of an entire marketing strategy ... if you gave him exact text, well .... whose a silly boy then!! how petty are you?!??!

show me the site, i want to see exactly what text is involved! are you talking entire paragraphs, or did you advise them to change 'join' to 'instant access'?!?!?!?!?

oh and thank you for your concern for my knowledge of american law. I think my knowledge of u.s. law is just fine and always growing, thank you! i'll be sure to ask you if I have any legal issues that need sorting out, and your welcome to come to me for marketing advice!!


:okthumb:

[Forest]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

cj i have been called MUCH worse by MUCH better people but Im still here making more money and growing in business everyday

Keep up the good work babe :okthumb:


I LOVE pushing Buttons hehehehe

:gbounce: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance:



Last edited by Forest at Mar 19 2003, 04:54 AM

[cj]

you wish sweetheart
you don't push anything ;-)

good luck with the lawsuit ... i hope the $850 per week loss doesn't hurt too much :D

[Forest]

Originally posted by cj@Mar 19 2003, 05:07 AM
you wish sweetheart
you don't push anything ;-)

good luck with the lawsuit ... i hope the $850 per week loss doesn't hurt too much :D
yeah, ok, sure,..... hehehehe :P

Just look at your last post a little angry arnet we???:awinky:

and 850 a week

wine money :hic:

its the principle that matters and the fact that i will LOVE beating them in court and everywher else that matters.
:bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance:

I love this shit :yowsa:

[Trev]

*YAWN*

[HoneyBlond]

Originally posted by Hooper@Mar 19 2003, 01:23 PM
Do you define a "good" pisser as one that is entertaining? one that is annoying? or is "good" pisser somebody who gets something out of the piss?



I tend to liken Pissing to a good old Australian past time called sledging.

The rules are..

- Sledging is quick witted and entertaining.
- It can be personal, however never hurtful or rude, pith and brutal honesty is fine.
- Nothing is sacred ( keeping in mind rules one & two )
- One must be able to laugh at oneself when a fellow "Sledger" gets the better of you.



:awinky:

[Monk]

Forest,

You again assign too much self-worth to yourself. I doubt you push anybody's buttons on this board.

If I recall that was the only thing you could come up with back in the day when you were getting the piss beat out of you on the boards. You fell back on thinking you were pushing everyone's buttons and that emails were flooding in from people looking for biz because of your piss.

You see the pissers coming to the board and trying to drum up business do so by displaying they had some intelligence and knew what they were talking about. I don't see that from you. I see a glorified used car salesman.... and when I say glorified, I mean only in your own mind.

No hidden agenda here.... just calling them as I see them.

[Forest]

monk I talked to a few people yesterday to find out who you are and found out...

you were correct

You are a NOBODY!!!

:wnw:

congrats man on making it to this stage in your life

as far as pushing buttons

i seam to get a rise out of the poeple pissing with me

those are buttons my boy


:zoinks:

[cj]

remember that dude heqdvd?!

i have de ja vu for some reason

[Monk]

monk I talked to a few people yesterday to find out who you are and found out...
you were correct
You are a NOBODY!!!


why did you ask around.... I already told you that.

I'm working on being a somebody like you someday.

[Forest]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 19 2003, 06:06 AM
monk I talked to a few people yesterday to find out who you are and found out...
you were correct
You are a NOBODY!!!


why did you ask around.... I already told you that.

I'm working on being a somebody like you someday.
monk

i asked because i thought you might be one of those stalkers

glad to find out your not

:okthumb:

[Monk]

Forest,

I am just a lowly guy who cleans up jizz stains in a strip club... I hear we have something in common?

[Trev]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 19 2003, 02:23 PM
Forest,

I am just a lowly guy who cleans up jizz stains in a strip club... I hear we have something in common?
BURN!!! :okthumb:

:wnw:

[Forest]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 19 2003, 06:23 AM
Forest,

I am just a lowly guy who cleans up jizz stains in a strip club... I hear we have something in common?
once again monk you info is wrong

ive never worked in a strip club

but im sure you will do well at it at age 30+

great acheivement in your life keep up the good work!

[Monk]

Where was it that you cleaned up jizz stains, then?

Tell me as I want to follow the perfect steps to become a somebody.

I thought it was

1 - clean up jizz for a living

2 - read books on how to become a used car salesman

3 - go on webmaster boards trying to convince myself and everybody else that I am a somebody.

4 - the emails and $$$ come flowing in.


That is the model, right? Is there something tranny-related I should be doing too?

[Forest]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 19 2003, 06:36 AM
Where was it that you cleaned up jizz stains, then?

Tell me as I want to follow the perfect steps to become a somebody.

I thought it was

1 - clean up jizz for a living

2 - read books on how to become a used car salesman

3 - go on webmaster boards trying to convince myself and everybody else that I am a somebody.

4 - the emails and $$$ come flowing in.


That is the model, right? Is there something tranny-related I should be doing too?
monk your #1 flaw in that whole post is...

you thought

you shouldnt do that with your limited capcity for thinking

Stick to the Strip clubs..they are more suited for you



:okthumb:

[Monk]

looks like the master pisser is tapped out... very weak effort in this thread.... an anomaly I'm sure.

forest, maybe you should go read the yambo thread again and get back to that 'happy place'

we can print out the yambo thread and bury it with you when you're gone if you want.

[Forest]

Originally posted by Monk@Mar 19 2003, 06:47 AM
looks like the master pisser is tapped out... very weak effort in this thread.... an anomaly I'm sure.

forest, maybe you should go read the yambo thread again and get back to that 'happy place'

we can print out the yambo thread and bury it with you when you're gone if you want.
monk

what is the obvious obsession you have for me all of a sudden

your starting to sound like con--cy

I have some prescription meds in my sig that can help you I believe thats how she found relief

I know these posts are a cry for help for you so click away

ill even rebate my commission as I here your financialy strapped



:okthumb:

anything for a friend

[Monk]

"what is the obvious obsession you have for me all of a sudden"

again you assign too much importance to yourself.... you are not alone in this industry though.... its an epidemic.

[Forest]

if you not obsessed with me then why all this attention

are you interested in my ass???

http://www.photogregg.com/party01/imagepag...ges/image19.htm (http://www.photogregg.com/party01/imagepages/image19.htm)

you have my permission to use that for your new wallpaper

maybe it will calm you down

We have valium should I send you some?

[Winetalk.com]

rule#3 of board piss;

whoever has more time to piss-
wins
;-000

monk,
forest has more time
;-)))

[LeeNoga]

We are all walking down memory "pissing lane". acclimate to 2003, look around the boards and name the pissers.

The old folks, are not the king of piss anymore. We don't do it, must be the threaded board setup capping the bladder. Its not the same.

The piss today, is nothing more than gas pains.

[JR]

Lee, were you actually saying last month that you were going to become a nun? was that for real?

[LeeNoga]

JR honey ...

You did not believe me when I said I was *NOT* Confucy, you even wanted to wager $5K.

To answer your question, I am beyond "want", I have entered the secular, and its a 4 year process to be totally vested. I entered Jan 10, 2003 as a Franciscan Catholic Sister.

Sheesh, we are combining the talks of "pissing team" and Catholicism....that ain't right :-))))

[JR]

Originally posted by LeeNoga@Mar 20 2003, 07:41 AM
Sheesh, we are combining the talks of "pissing team" and Catholicism....that ain't right :-))))
piss?

I wasn't aware that Catholic nuns and porn mixed well... or am i missing something?

will you bless my porn?

:blink:

[LeeNoga]

You were not aware because you got your head stuck in a cloistered convent 100 years ago....

Secular people are not supposed to stand out, hence the lack of wearing habits and religious collars in Public. Ya not supposed to know where we are....

As for porn, who are we to judge people, ain't my job.

If ya want your porn blessed, ask a Priest :-)

[Trev]

Originally posted by JR+Mar 20 2003, 04:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Mar 20 2003, 04:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--LeeNoga@Mar 20 2003, 07:41 AM
Sheesh, we are combining the talks of "pissing team" and Catholicism....that ain't right :-))))
piss?

I wasn't aware that Catholic nuns and porn mixed well... or am i missing something?

will you bless my porn?

:blink:[/b][/quote]
Hey if it works for the priests let the nuns do it as well :P

[JR]

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/nun.jpg

[Forest]

Originally posted by JR@Mar 20 2003, 08:40 AM
http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/nun.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Vick]

JR that is fucking hilarious!!!!
I am in tears - you are master of satire :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw:


Lee - I do have a question about you entering the entering the secular, and its a 4 year process to be totally vested

I listened to the interview you did and you said something to the effect of that it was ok with the branch of Catholicism you're in for you to be in the porn business and that you would even try if requested to bring faith to those in the business ..... but you wouldn't recruit nuns for photoshoots?

How can you make the distinction between being in the business and not others of your Church in the business?



Last edited by Vick at Mar 20 2003, 11:55 AM

[Forest]

Originally posted by Vick@Mar 20 2003, 08:55 AM
JR that is fucking hilarious!!!!
I am in tears - you are master of satire :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw: :wnw:



Vick

I hate to agree with you but I do

:wnw:

[LeeNoga]

Vick you seem to recall more of the interview than I do, some of your post makes no sense. I do not know what your asking.

What does it matter what I do in my time and in my adult career choices? I am not recruiting anyone, I am not bible thumping, I am not preaching nor evangalizing.

But I do make for one hot chick on a lunchbox!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by LeeNoga@Mar 20 2003, 12:07 PM


But I do make for one hot chick on a lunchbox!
Lee, says who?

[sarettah]

Originally posted by cj@Mar 19 2003, 08:58 AM
remember that dude heqdvd?!

i have de ja vu for some reason
rotflmfao.......

:rokk:

[Hooper]

The more i think about this thread the more i have decided that I am by far and away the god of piss (especially since the definition of good pisser remains undefined). :)

Lee, would god truly smile upon your enabling these discussions? Wars have been waged over lesser sins. :grrr:



Last edited by Hooper at Mar 20 2003, 11:48 PM

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Hooper@Mar 20 2003, 11:46 PM
would god truly smile upon your enabling these discussions? Wars have been waged over lesser sins.
God is a frog.... And he gets enjoyment from all of it...

[sarettah]

Just to clarify (as these are troubled times) God is a Frog, not a Frenchman, an actual Frog, you know, green thing with webbed feet, swims in ponds, shows the two bulging eyes above the water line when he is just lollygagging around....

Just wanted to make sure we were clear on that.....

:awinky:

[Forest]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Mar 20 2003, 07:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Mar 20 2003, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--LeeNoga@Mar 20 2003, 12:07 PM


But I do make for one hot chick on a lunchbox!
Lee, says who?[/b][/quote]
:barfon:

[LeeNoga]

Hooper, huh?

[LeeNoga]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Mar 20 2003, 07:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Mar 20 2003, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--LeeNoga@Mar 20 2003, 12:07 PM


But I do make for one hot chick on a lunchbox!
Lee, says who?[/b][/quote]
Serge, what does it matter.

Aren't all the good people memorialized on lunch boxes?

Spiderman
Barbie
BatMan
Cinderella
Scooby-Doo
Teletubbies
Big Bird
.......
.......
.......
.......

Now, me.

Grin and bear it pal.

[Winetalk.com]

Lee,
what are you talking about?
I gotta missed something
;-))

[LeeNoga]

Nah, you did not miss anything babee.

While I am here, stand still.

Female dogs that pee tend to spray.

Stand right there, be still.

DON'T MOVE.

Give me a second.

Not much longer.

Nope, lost the urge.

Thanks for the scent.

[Winetalk.com]

Lee, is everything OK with your head?

[Trev]

Originally posted by LeeNoga@Mar 21 2003, 06:39 PM
Nah, you did not miss anything babee.

While I am here, stand still.

Female dogs that pee tend to spray.

Stand right there, be still.

DON'T MOVE.

Give me a second.

Not much longer.

Nope, lost the urge.

Thanks for the scent.

Now I really have missed something… :huh:

:blink:

[JR]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Mar 21 2003, 06:47 AM
Lee,
what are you talking about?
I gotta missed something
;-))
http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/serge_lee.gif

[Trev]

hahahahahahahah!!!!!

JR thats classic :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

now I got to wipe beer off my screen :rokk:



Last edited by Trev at Mar 21 2003, 07:30 PM

[Winetalk.com]

Trev, same here, but coffee stains instead
;-)))

[LeeNoga]

Make that three spitters, but that Flying Nun was the classic one. Excellent work! Ya got me bad, have not laughed that hard in a long time.

Serge, ain't nothing wrong with my head.

Did a core dump, less inventory to manage.

No more:

32725
60177
20732
41918
33292
50198

.........

.........

.........

No more zipcodes.

No more problems.

More fun on boards.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by LeeNoga@Mar 22 2003, 04:30 PM
No more zipcodes.


hahahahahahahahahah,
I wish we all forget, don't ya?
;-))))